Derpy, being her regular ditzy self, forgets her bag with her uniform in it. So now she has to dress in one two sizes too small, and uses a much more vulgar way to carry her letters. But luckily for her, her last stop on her route is with her good friend Noteworthy. Who happens to really enjoy Derpy's new look. Handle this story with care, folks!

Thanks to my editors MerlosTheMad, Trials and TheAspiringWriter93 and my prereader TittySparkles For all their help!

Credit goes to the very talented ManiacPaint for the saucy cover art!