Cover art is a lie. Not humanized. Just funny.

Flash Sentry isn't having the best of luck right now. Apparently he stole everyone's favorite waifu, Twilight Sparkle. Even though he hasn't said two words to the mare. And now he's dealing with the consequences.

Please Note: If you hate Flash Sentry, this is the story for you. If you don't hate Flash Sentry, then go back to your basement you sicko neckbeard. God, you freaks sicken me.

Thanks to my editor MrPockets and pre-reader Skeeter The Lurker for all their help!