Hey there ponies of all ages! Or rather, ponies that are old enough for the R-rated category and those sly enough to sneak in. Are you all ready for horror, fright, and a night full of terrifying delight? If you aren't, then too bad, because you're here anyways!

What I have in store for you fine folks tonight is a tale so grim, so dark, so overwhelmingly scary that I do believe many of you may pass out from shock. Luna, Princess of the Night, must deal with thirteen of the most heinous villains ever to walk the land of nightmares. Will she be able to survive with her sanity intact? Can she defend the dreams of Equestria's citizens against these monstrous abominations of evil intent? Well, I can assure you of one thing.

There are thirteen ways to die!

Thanks to my editor Pearple Prose and prereader Skeeter The Lurker for all their help!

Awesome cover art from the greatly talented Kaliptro2.