Austraeohaiku

by Super Trampoline

Rating: everyone
Tags: Alternate Universe, Random, Adventure
Length: 858

Rainbow Dash flies east/Seventeen sounds at a time/Each chapter three lines

Rainbow Dash flies east
Seventeen sounds at a time
Each chapter three lines

This is a retelling of Imploding Colon's story Austraeoh in haiku form.

Currently on: Chapter 21 of 200
Date started: December 28, 2013
Projected publishing date: By April 2015 2016
Projected completion date: Someday

Q&A:
Q: Is Imploding Colon cool with this?
A: I'd say so. He favorited it. Also, I asked his close friend shortskirtsandexplosions , who said "I'm certain Imploding Colon would be kosher with it."

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-03-23 07:03:06 UTC

Traveling

Arc 1: Traveling

(Ch. 1-14)

As Reinterpreted by Super Trampoline

Sunrise

Rainbow Dash flies east

Skimming o'er meadows and lakes

A pendant she takes

Map

Meadows to mountains

Soar o'er misty windswept crags

View map, but shun book

Food

Feeling quite famished

Dash finds, eats many apples

But not without tears

Flash

As she dreams of friends

She feels funny; finds them gone

Landscape turned to ash

Spring

Now night, so she flies

Under stars and waxing moon

Finds water, sunrise

Cabin

“EE & EG”

Carved in a cabin she finds

She leaves her own marks

Cave

Rain, rain, go away

I'll seek shelter in this cave

Ooo, let's go explore!

Limestone

Deep down the tunnel

Rivers feed an egg-filled lake

Thunder down here?:rainbowhuh: Shit :rainbowderp:

Eels

Dodging quarry eels

Over, sideways and under

Then turn, face the beasts

Stalactite

Collapse the tunnel

Rocket into the harsh storm

Laughing, feels alive

Stars

Campfire dry off

Book, apple, infinite sky

Deep thoughts fade to sleep

Dizzy

Sees distant object

Eyes wack, dizzy, forced to land

Not first time possessed

Twinkling

Walking's tiring

Dizziness dissipating

Sunset's amazing

Trail

Wagon trails heading "home"

They made camp; they use leather

Dash goes on--ready?

Rainbow Dash Flies East

Next Up: Windthrow (Chapters 26-??)

All Haiku In a Row

Austraeoh lovingly summarized by Super Trampoline

Arc 1: Traveling

Chapters 1-14

Sunrise

Rainbow Dash flies east

Skimming o'er meadows and lakes

A pendant she takes

Map

Meadows to mountains

Soar o'er misty windswept crags

View map, but shun book

Food

Feeling quite famished

Dash finds, eats many apples

But not without tears

Flash

As she dreams of friends

She feels funny; finds them gone

Landscape turned to ash

Spring

Now night, so she flies

Under stars and waxing moon

Finds water, sunrise

Cabin

“EE & EG”

Carved in a cabin she finds

She leaves her own marks

Cave

Rain, rain, go away

I'll seek shelter in this cave

Ooo, let's go explore!

Limestone

Deep down the tunnel

Rivers feed an egg-filled lake

Thunder down here?:rainbowhuh: Shit :rainbowderp:

Eels

Dodging quarry eels

Over, sideways and under

Then turn, face the beasts

Stalactite

Collapse the tunnel

Rocket into the harsh storm

Laughing, feels alive

Stars

Campfire dry off

Book, apple, infinite sky

Deep thoughts fade to sleep

Dizzy

Sees distant object

Eyes wack, dizzy, forced to land

Not first time possessed

Twinkling

Walking's tiring

Dizziness dissipating

Sunset's amazing

Trail

Wagon trails heading "home"

They made camp; they use leather

Dash goes on--ready?

Arc 2: Travelers

Chapters 15-25

Ponies

Fourteen earthens sit

Dull banter watched from above

Gold one wows Rainbow

Flint

Can't start a fire

'Til she shows up, wows the crowd,

And eyes the lithe one

Taste

Pegasi are cool

Eating beef is not so cool

Why did Rainbow leave?

And a bonus haiku:

):(

You ought to go back and fix

Inconsistent names

Vast

Grand Choke: a dessert

North of the Great Sea it grows

Beyond? No one knows

Delicious

Do pegasi sleep,

Soar, or make rain? Gold Plate asks

Maybe, but not Dash

Survey

Ironhoof worries

Gold Plate struggles, Fulltrot trots

Rainbow looks ahead

Traverse

Rainbow Dash assures

There's a better place to cross;

She has Fulltrot's faith

Whoops

Channeling Moses,

Mare parts river with cyclone

Flirting with Gold Plate

Mists

Rainbow's seen some sh:yay:

Mists she sees aren't natural

Why so reticent?

Fangs

Drilled by Rainbow Dash

Gold Plate over compensates

Fangs take Ironhoof

Hydra

Hydra vs. Pone

Pone threatens to blind hydra

Ironhoof gets slimed

Arc 3: Windthrow

Chapters 26-??

Travelers

Arc 2: Travelers

(Ch. 15-25)

Ponies

Fourteen earthens sit

Dull banter watched from above

Gold one wows Rainbow

Flint

Can't start a fire

'Til she shows up, wows the crowd,

And eyes the lithe one

Taste

Pegasi are cool

Eating beef is not so cool

Why did Rainbow leave?

And a bonus haiku:

):(

You ought to go back and fix

Inconsistent names

Vast

Grand Choke: a dessert

North of the Great Sea it grows

Beyond? No one knows

Delicious

Do pegasi sleep,

Soar, or make rain? Gold Plate asks

Maybe, but not Dash

Survey

Ironhoof worries

Gold Plate struggles, Fulltrot trots

Rainbow looks ahead

Traverse

Rainbow Dash assures

There's a better place to cross;

She has Fulltrot's faith

Whoops

Channeling Moses,

Mare parts river with cyclone

Flirting with Gold Plate

Mists

Rainbow's seen some sh:yay:

Mists she sees aren't natural

Why so reticent?

Fangs

Drilled by Rainbow Dash

Gold Plate over compensates

Fangs take Ironhoof

Hydra

Hydra vs. Pone

Pone threatens to blind hydra

Ironhoof gets slimed