The Big Bang Theory

by Mondai Shunketsu

Rating: mature
Tags: Discord, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Romance, Sex
Length: 5374

In the beginning, Discord and Aequitas Primera created the heavens and the earth... and they had a pretty good time doing it as well!

Discord—God of Chaos, and Aequitas Primera—God of Order are tasked with the duty of Creation. Rather than do it plainly, they decide it should be constructed with some Oomph! Talk about world building...

Published 2014-02-26 17:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-26 17:40:02 UTC

In the Beginning...

In the beginning, Discord and Aequitas Primera created the heavens and the earth…

“Aequitas,” a very bored and restless draconequus sounded from over the six-winged alicorn. Aequitas Primera ignored the incessant noise coming from the beast and continued to trot along the vast expanse of white. There was nothing in the beginning. It was perfect, completely untouched, and primed for anything. The only problem was, she had to share creation with…

“Aequitas! Come on, babe, talk to me!”

“I thought I commanded you not to call me that,” she scolded harshly, whipping her head around. Her ethereal golden mane seemed undisturbed by this sudden movement. Discord approached her like a slithering serpent and coiled his body around the alicorn’s neck. His dark coat stood out against her shining white splendor.

“Don’t deny your curiosity,” he hissed into her ear, “I know it turns you on!”

“Discord!” Aequitas’s voice boomed, shaking the creature off. “We have a responsibility here, a new one, and I’d rather not mess this one up either!”

“Hmph, are you saying all of those other accidents were my fault?” He crossed his mismatched arms and pouted.

“Not accidents,” Aequitas said. “Mistakes.”

“That was harsh…”

“Look, Discord. We have before us another plane of Void. It is our duty to fill it with life, and then move on. AND we will do it the correct way this time.”

“What, with words? Pfft, boring,” the draconequus spat. He snapped his fingers and a large heart-shaped bed appeared in between them. He jumped on it and shifted his body to the side, lowering his eyes at the bemused alicorn in front of him. Her shining, silver irises shot ice at him.

“No,” she replied, turning back around.

“Well, come on! We’ve tried everything else!” Discord pleaded. He vanished and reappeared as a small kitten. “At least give my new idea a chance?” He pursed his lips and drooped his ears, opening his eyes wide at the same time.

“I told you, nothing is going to convince me to—” Aequitas stopped suddenly, and jolted her rear to the side. One of the draconequus’s limbs remained afloat where her hind used to be, making slow circling motions. She peered down at the draconequus and frowned.

“Can’t blame a guy for trying,” he said, shrugging his shoulder. The other one obviously missing.

“You don’t care about anything other than your own selfish desires, don’t you?”

“Nonsense!” he shrieked, returning to his normal self. “I care about you! I care about creation! I just want to have a little fun with it is all…”

“A little fun is all right, but what you suggest is beyond fun. There must be a balance between chaos and harmony,” Aequitas began to lecture. Discord rolled his eyes and grabbed his ears. He ripped them off and tossed them away, staring at her moving mouth. “Are you listening?”

“Nope,” he replied, yawning. He blew on his thumb and grew a new set of ears. “Well, if you won’t entertain me, then I guess I’ll have to visit one of the other realms we created…” He snapped his fingers, summoning a large curtained window to appear in the bright expanse. Aequitas frowned.

“What do you think you’re doing?”

“Looking through the album,” he replied without turning around. “Ah, remember this one? It was our first time, creating, I mean.” A grin spread over the draconequus face. The alicorn folded a wing over hers.

“I remember you specifically messing that one up,” she said, peeking through her primary feathers. The space in the window was blotted, filled with spots of black and streaks of white. Oddly shaped rocks floated in the scribbles, and a flickering light source from the center barely illuminated the expanse.

“We were both inexperienced, don’t put all the blame on me,” he huffed, pulling on the curtain rope. It fell at his command, and reopened, revealing a flat white plane like the one they now resided in. However, several rotating technicolor pillars stood randomly in the open. “I remember this,” Discord chuckled.

“Oh…” Aequitas blushed. “I’d rather not—”

“You tried to paint the universe. Hahaha, who knew you didn’t have any artistic talent? Some god.”

“Shut up,” she shouted, closing the curtain. “At least I did something, you loafed about and tried to snap everything into existence.”

“Hey! It seemed logical enough at the time,” Discord replied. “I’m still working on it too. I promise you, the science behind it is flawless.”

“A spontaneous combustion creating all life… Right,” Aequitas scoffed, a deadpanned look over her face.

The red folds fell and parted again, revealing a dark, empty expanse. That was all it was. No terrestrial or gaseous orbs outlined this Void. In fact, it was completely bare.

“Why was that never finished?” Aequitas motioned closer to the window.

“Because we couldn’t find a word that rhymed with orange,” he replied, leaning over towards the alicorn. “And you want to try to use words again…”

“We could finish it, then, without rhyming,” she said.

“What about this one?” Discord asked, pointing at the white canvas.

“This is just an empty plane, and I’ve no inspiration for it, but this one…” Aequitas felt oddly drawn to the space within the frame. “Come, Discord. It is perfect.” She galloped through and he grudgingly followed.

“Woo hoo, we’re back here again,” he groaned, floating around in the space.

“This is perfect… this will do,” she said, floating back and forth and up and down. Discord watched from behind and sighed, assuming a laying pose as Aequitas busied herself in her own thoughts. His gaze concentrated not upon her moving form, however, but on the singular most desirable thing about the other god.

Her ass.

“Discord, will you not aid me in this one?” she said, turning around.

“There goes the view,” he murmured to himself.

“Discord!”

“Alright! I’ll help!” he shouted, jumping up. The draconequus lifted his arms to snap his fingers, but suddenly stopped. He mused over the thoughts that just entered his mind and grinned. “Ooh… that’ll do,” he chuckled.

“What is it?” Aequitas glided over to him.

“How about we make a bet?” Discord said, refusing to sheath his smile.

“Not now, Discord,” Aequitas groaned.

“No, no, hear me out!” He laced his hands together. “I’ll help, but we do it my way, the idea I had in the first place. We've already seen what creation looks like when you spearhead it, three times, in fact.”

“You—”.

“Let me finish!” he shouted, placing a claw against her lips. “If it works, we have to create like this from now on.”

“And if it leaves another blundering mess?” Aequitas raised a brow.

“I’ll clean it up, and we do things your way from now on. All nice, neat, and orderly.” The draconequus bowed, spinning his head all the way around to see how the alicorn would respond.

“You’ll forever adhere to my order, and yet, continue to live out your life as the God of Chaos?”

“I’ll think of something,” he quickly said, brushing the topic away, quite literally. “What will it be? I know you can’t resist a challenge.”

“This is true,” Aequitas thought, floating around. Discord waited patiently, taking a seat on nothing, but resting nonetheless. Finally, Aequitas faced the god and nodded.

“We shall try it, then. And you will see how flawed your theory is,” she said with a smirk.

“Whatever you say, babe,” he chuckled.

“So, how exactly do we do this?” Discord chuckled at her inquiry and floated slowly up to the six-winged alicorn. “Is there like a method, or maybe a warm up sequence?” He gracefully orbited around her and kept a small grin plastered on his face. “Discord, answer me. Is there a formal way of doing this or are you just going to—AH!”

“Shhh…” he said from behind Aequitas. “All you have to do is relax.”

“Relax? Oh… Ha?! Wh-what are you doing back there!” she cried out, flipping her head around. Discord had positioned himself behind the God of Order and began massaging her thighs.

“You’re still too tense for this to work, so I need to make you relax,” he said, stroking her coat gently. He ran his claws through the strands of her magical tail and glided his paw up and down her flank now. He alternated between stroking her thighs and rubbing her flank, occasionally squeezing the firm muscles of her buttocks in between intervals.

“How is this going to create life?”

“It may not create life, per se,” Discord replied. “But it will sure as heck make you more lively…” He muttered that last part.

“Very well then,” she giggled. “Your lack of an explanation will only aid in my defense against your ridiculous creation method.”

“Ridiculous?” Discord stopped the massage with his eagle claw. He moved his lion paw back down her thigh and smirked. “I’ll show you ridiculous.”

“How so?” Aequitas chuckled, but suddenly let out a shrill cry. Her entire body erected up, including all six of her wings. Her head flipped around at Discord, who was grinning, one hand on her ass, and the other running up and down her slit.

“Not so ridiculous anymore, hmm?”

“What are you…? Hnn… That… Haa...” Aequitas tried to speak, but was overcome by this strange sensation. Her breathing began to deepen, and she felt a slight tingle travel all along her frame. “How does this—?”

“For pity’s sake, just relax, woman!” Discord growled, sticking his claw into her now. She let out a sharp cry, which caused a brief flash in the void. As her voice faded, so too did the light. “Ha! What did I tell you? I knew it would work!”

“I’m still not relaxed!” Aequitas shouted. “And all you managed to do was make the lights flicker!”

“There is just no pleasing you, is there?” the draconequus sighed. He removed his claw and rolled the viscous fluid between his talons. “It’s really wet… I wonder how this tastes…”

“How what tas—Ahh? Ahhh!” She held that note for a little bit, slowly turning her head around. Discord’s head had vanished, but his horns were still visible behind her rear. They alternated up and down, synonymously moving with the wet, sandy texture that glided up and down Aequitas’s pussy.

“Hmm, not as sweet as it looks, but you know, it’s not all that bad,” he slurped. His tongue danced along the exterior of her folds, teasing her quivering borders. He made a roundabout over her labia and then inserted his tongue into her canal. Aequitas's head shot upwards and she moaned, biting her bottom lip at the sensual tickling that tantalized her trembling body. Discord stretched his tongue wide, sliding it deep into her. He touched every crevice of Aequitas’s warm cavern, weaving his undulating ribbon wildly about.

"N-no, not there... That... Ahh!" Aequitas begged, losing herself in these odd spasms. She was breathing very hard, and trying to hold back the building pressure from her lower areas. Discord did not relent, however, and he began prodding at other areas of Aequitas while he cleaned her out. His talons rubbed over the small opening above her love maker, and she shivered at the sensual motion. Her body was beginning to collapse now, and she could no longer resist the powerful urges that swept through her entire system. Whatever Discord was doing, it was good. It was really good.

She sighed fervently, allowing the spasms in her lower body to run rampant. Now that she wasn't holding back, Discord's tongue felt better than ever. Her form bent and flowed with every movement that the draconequus made, until a stronger feeling presented itself over her groin. She embraced her orgasm, screaming softly into the void. Finally, Discord retracted his tongue and wiped his mouth, a genuine smile stuck on his face.

“Ha… Ha… Ha…” Aequitas was breathing hard, and she shook her rump slightly. “Why did you stop?”

“I see you’re relaxed now,” he chuckled. “The thing is, for this to work, I have to be just as limber.” The alicorn laughed and faced the God of Chaos. Her face flushed red from their previous engagement.

“And what do you suppose I do, oh Mighty One? You’ve no incatricies like mine to pleasure.” Aequitas turned away quickly, covering her visage. She felt like scolding herself for saying such a thing, but Discord's paw gingerly brought her face back to his.

“That’s where you’re wrong,” he said, snapping his claws. Aequitas’s face flustered further at the sight of the growing object between her partner’s legs. For some reason, she felt as though looking at such a thing was taboo in-of-itself. Even so, she couldn’t help but stare as it stood erect, throbbing slightly in the air.

“I… I knew you possessed that, but I didn’t know it could get so… big.”

“All natural, babe,” Discord chuckled. “Don’t you see? I have this, and you have that,” Discord explained. “It makes sense to create life like this. It was in our design.”

“Even so,” Aequitas said, “what would you have me do?”

“Well, I scratched your back,” Discord said, “so I’d say you have to return the favor.”

“I… see…” Aequitas mused. “So, I just copy what you did?”

“More or less,” the draconequus said. “Hurry up, it won’t stay up forever!”

“Alright, don’t rush me!” the alicorn said, taking position over his body. Her head hovered over his member, the noxious scents of his erection wafting into her nostrils. It was a strange smell, slightly arousing, to say the least. She swallowed and looked at the God of Chaos who was waiting, arms resting idly behind his head. He nodded and pointed to his dick then.

Aequitas nodded back and inhaled. She let out a deep breath and prepped her mouth, filling it with her saliva. She motioned down, and encompassed Discord inside of her maw. He inhaled deeply, throwing his head back some and chuckling.

“That wasn’t so hard now, was it?” He rubbed his chin, “Actually, it probably is still hard, maybe even harder now.” Aequitas sat there, drool leaking out of her mouth. She looked at Discord, unsure of what to do next. He slapped his paw on his face and sighed. “Move up and down, Aequitas.”

“Mffrgh, rryk dis?” she asked, lifting her head up until her mouth only covered the draconequus’s tip. She brought it back down, and sucked, pulling away from him almost immediately and coughing suddenly. After catching her breath, she swallowed some and coughed again. “It tastes weird,” she complained. “I almost choked there as well.”

“Well, try to be more careful,” Discord scoffed. “Here, I’ll help you out,” he said, hovering over to her. “Just stand still, and let me do all the work.” She frowned, but was forced to open her mouth as he entered her once again. “Move your head, slowly, and don’t take it all if you can’t. It’s common sense,” he explained.

Aequitas followed the instructions, sliding her head back and forth like Discord did with his hips. She still felt a little awkward, but tried her best to pleasure the God of Chaos as he did to her. She found, eventually, that she was able to use her tongue as he slid in and out. Taking advantage of this, she waited until he had almost exited and wiped her extension over his head. As he pushed in again, her tongue would wrap around him and he would sigh with brief content.

“Hey, you’re doing rather well now,” Discord moaned, increasing his thrusts a little more. Aequitas had to adjust to keep up, but she eventually found the rhythm again and kept going. The draconequus pumped faster, grabbing onto the alicorn's head now. Rather than reject his advance, she allowed it and began sucking on him after every pump. Breathing through her nose was proving more difficult, especially with the voluptuous aromas that constantly flooded her nostrils, but she managed. She could feel him reaching the back of her throat occasionally, and tried not to gag. The very edge of his flare inched close to the back of her head, but she enjoyed every minute of it.

The taste was beginning to sweeten, and the feeling became more natural. She peered up at Discord and gave him a smile, her mouth still fully locked over his pulsing rod. In fact, Aequitas noticed something different about it now. It had grown. It didn't seem possible, but she could feel it cover every inch of her mouth now, throbbing more vigorously than it had when they first started. Something was coming, and she braced herself for it.

Discord’s body jerked, and he released a full stream of milky white into Aequitas’s mouth. Once more, the brief flash of light revealed itself, but quickly dissipated. She removed herself from him and took a deep breath, smiling upwards. His cream flowed all over her face and she licked it off, poking at his flare with her muzzle afterwards.

“It feels good, doesn’t it?”

“I knew that, of course,” Discord sighed. He chuckled at the expression painted on the alicorn's soiled face. She sat there, panting with an opened-mouthed smile, her eyes fixated on his. She didn't bother to remove the rest of the gunk off of her face, and that only turned on the draconequus even more. “I bet you wish it was your turn again, hmm?” he teased. She nodded. He smirked and moved to her eye level. “What if I told you that we can both enjoy a little snack?”

“How so?” She cleaned up now, wiping away the fluids with her wings.

Discord floated below her and flipped his body upside down. His cock met with Aequita’s face once more, and she caught on, shifting her body so that her dripping pussy faced his snout. “I’m going to enjoy this,” she said.

“I told ya,” he smirked, latching onto her thighs.

“You’ve yet to show me any creation, however,” she replied, doing the same to him. “All we’re doing is relieving each other via sexual interaction.”

“All in due time, babe,” Discord replied. He whipped out a serpent-like tongue and fondled her crotch. She sighed, licking the tip of his flare in response. “Mmm, remember those lights we saw earlier?” he asked with his mouth full.

“Mmm Hmm,” Aequitas slurped, working her tongue like a polishing rag around his hard shaft.

“Let’s make that happen again,” he moaned, spreading her wide open. “Together, I’m sure it’ll last longer.”

His tongue flicked up and down her fully exposed pussy, caressing each nook and cranny before sliding into her opening once more. Aequitas moaned passionately, clamping onto Discord’s cock as he tickled her flower. She slurped and sucked like a demon, pistoning her head to and fro. In between vacuuming sessions, she would release her grip and glide her tongue up and down his glistening rod. She utilized her tongue and played with his cock, slapping it about and wiping it over and over before resuming her blowjob.

“Oh yeah, keep it up!” Discord yelled, replacing his tongue with his claw. He began to lubricate her outer layers with his mouth while rutting his talons in and out of her squishing crevice.

“Ahhh… Haa… Hnnngh!” Aequitas moaned and tittered with delight. Her body accepted the lewd advances upon her, and she was sure Discord’s was just as welcoming. She brought her hoof up and stroked his balls, massaging the individual kernels and lightly squeezing them as she dined.

“Oh Hoo! Mmmff! You sure you haven’t given this some thought beforehoof?” He asked, stroking her inner thigh.

“I know what to do now, I’m intuitive like that,” she replied, releasing short puffs of breath. She held her tongue over his member, tugging it now with her hooves.

“You weren’t so intuitive a few moments ago,” he snarked back, moving in and out faster.

“Mmm… Haaah… Honestly, I didn’t think… Oh, I didn’t think it’d be this good!” She yelled a little louder. Discord could feel the pressure in his base as well. Her motions were driving him nuts, albeit he was more adept at controlling it.

“Ready to be proved wrong?” he asked, tasting her again. She tensed up, involuntarily shaking her hips as he sampled her goods.

“Only if you’ve got the balls,” she giggled, reclaiming her throbbing mouthpiece.

They pressed on, pleasuring one another until their minds went blank. As the tension increased, magic began to form in both gods’ horns. Powerful spasms assaulted their lower bodies, edging them closer and closer to the end until…

“Let there be liiiiiiiiight!” Discord growled, shooting his load into the alicorn’s mouth. The sudden explosion of cum pushed her head back, forcing her to let go.

“Ahhhhhhhh!!!! Haaa!!!!” Aequitas screamed, her mouth laden with the draconequus’s sperm. She released her own liquids as well, spraying Discord face in a light mist. His cock pumped again, spilling more cum all over her neck and mane. It fired once more, but this time she plugged it up, taking the thick cream into her mouth and guzzling it down. The God of Chaos gave one final push, and sighed.

Aequitas opened her mouth, a mixture of saliva and sperm oozing down her chin and tainting her perfect coat. She giggled as well and looked around. The expanse seemed brighter, and more lively than before. She looked over to the draconequus and raised an eyebrow.

“I guess you were right,” she said, examining the mixture of light and darkness.

“Oh ho, we’re not done yet,” Discord said, wiping his face and ringing out his beard. “That was just the beginning, Aequitas.”

“Regardless, it was good.”

“Yes, yes it was.”

“So, let’s continue,” she said, spreading her wings open wide. Her legs followed suit.

“Let’s,” Discord replied. He came over to her, bringing his chest close to hers. They stared into each other’s eyes and smiled, though Discord bobbed his eyebrows up and down a few times. “It seems your underside has revitalized my little friend there,” he chuckled.

“Little eh?” Aequitas replied with a chuckle of her own. “Let’s put that to the test,” she said, grabbing it with her magic. She motioned the draconequus’s cock over to her pussy and set it gently in between her steaming slot. Discord slowly pumped up and down, tickling the alicorn’s senses. His shaft split her folds, and the riveting pleasure traveled up and down both of their bodies.

“This space is a little empty, no?” Discord huffed.

“Oh yeah,” Aequitas inhaled sharply. “Let’s fill it up,” she moaned. “Show me what we can create together!”

Discord gave one final tease and lowered his member in front of her. His flare poked her, forcing a high-pitched squeal to escape the alicorn’s mouth. The draconequus pushed in and Aequitas bit her lower lip, inhaling sharply once again. She let out a soft cry as he began to fit inside of her—her insides melting into his shape and conforming to his build.

“I’ll start moving now,” he whispered, flexing his cock inside of her. Aequitas moaned loudly, biting her hoof as he clenched his groin a few more times.

“Take me, mold me, just do whatever you want to me!” She pleaded. Discord chuckled and pumped.

A small flash lit the area again. It lasted for a few seconds, and then vanished.

“It seems we’ll have to do that a lot more to fully fill in the blanks,” the draconequus said.

“Do it,” she replied. Discord obliged, entering her once again. He started slowly, trying to get Aequitas in a comfortable zone. The light surrounding them grew with every advance that Discord made, though it would simmer down as he also relaxed.

“Are you ready to pick up the pace? We’re going to populate this whole area,” he said to her, increasing his speed a little. Aequitas sighed with pleasure, nodding her head as she kept her eyes shut. The draconequus smiled and grabbed hold of her hind legs now. She could feel him grow inside of her, and she happily expressed her delight.

Discord pulled out and rammed into her crotch, yielding a hard cry from the alicorn. Immediately, a far off explosion took place, and a few glittering dots filled the expanse.

“Oh, we need more,” Aequitas tittered, moving her hips as well. Discord saluted, reclaiming his reigns once again. The next moment, he was fully inside of her, plundering her sweet, wet cavern. He pounded on the alicorn, pulling her into him with every thrust. Aequitas hollered in the space, but it was impossible to hear over the massive explosions surrounding the two.

Aequitas was overcome by the intense feelings inside—she latched onto the draconequus, squeezing tighter with both her hooves and her womb. Discord grunted as he fucked the alicorn, pumping back and forth at a neck-breaking pace. They changed positions, him pulling her up over his erected member, and she laying on top of him. Aequitas moaned loudly, bouncing up and down on her lover. Discord wrapped his hands around her ass and squeezed, guiding the motion of her hops.

“Oh my me!” Aequitas moaned, throwing her head into the air. Her mane flowed wildly, burning like an intense flame in a fireplace. The tongues of her celestial hair flickered into the sky and collected at a central point in the void. “Oh yeah… Ah! Ah! Ha… Ha… Ahh!” Aequitas rode the draconequus with a mad fervor. Her wings flared out fully behind her.

“I feel a big one!” Discord said, breathing heavily as he stroked the alicorn’s haunches.

“Y-you can’t be… almost done!” Aequitas cried, her tongue hanging out over him. She leaned down and locked lips with the draconequus, much to his surprise. He didn’t know what to do, but the coupled feeling of Aequitas’s tight pussy and her fondling his tongue with her own drove him insane. He kissed back, pulling her head closer and accepting whatever exchange of mouth parts they each had. They broke from their kiss, a long shiny strand of string being the only connection to their mouths.

“If we’re going to do this then… We have to do it right!” Discord said, removing himself from her.

“Ah! No, what are you doing?!” she panicked, reaching for him. He grabbed her hoof and shook his head, though a smug grin still lined his face. She was breathing hard, her eyes clouded with nothing but desire for him. She quivered her lips and motioned for another kiss, but he backed away again and pulled her around, hovering behind her with his member touching her wet underside.

“This will be fun for both of us,” he said, stroking her folds with it. Aequitas cried out, moaning into the night and day before Discord pierced her once more. Her head jolted upwards and her mane lit up again, sending a collection of magic locks into the space above. Discord held her flanks firmly and thrust in, slamming his groin against her ass in loud wet smacks. The fireball above them grew from the motion, collecting the flames that shed from Aequitas’s ethereal mane.

“Aahhh! Discord! I want you to give me all that you’ve got!” she shouted, rocking her haunches along with Discord’s thrusts. He did not let up, dominating the treasure that the six-winged alicorn so graciously allowed him to indulge in. She in turn could not keep quiet, moaning and screaming with every breath that she took. The mass of energy floating above them began to shake, rocking the entire area in unnatural vibrations.

“I’m… I’m almost…!” Discord growled, grabbing onto the dock of Aequitas’s tail. He rammed harder, faster, slamming into her with such intense ferocity that the growing star above them rattled from the powerful impacts.

“Yes! Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah! Ahhhhh!” Aequitas could not hold back. She cried out for the God of Chaos, moaning uncontrollably as he obliterated her inner sanctum. The muscle spasms picked up now, in greater force than the last time. An involuntary series of contractions invaded both of their beings and forced cries of pleasure to ring out from them simultaneously. Discord plowed at an incredulous rate, his cock moving so fast that it created vibrations within Aequitas’s belly. She prepared for the coming moments and lifted up into an erect position, turning her head to gaze at the sweating draconequus.

“Cum inside,” she told him. “That stuff you released earlier, let it into me! I want it to flow out of my body!”

“As… You… Wish!!!” Discord groaned, smashing into her one last time.

The roaring ball of energy above them exploded, drowning out any and all noise that the two cumming gods would ever make in their climax. Whatever empty space there had been was no more. A cluster of stars and galaxies emerged from the aftermath of the cosmic eruption, lining themselves wherever they pleased. Some of the glittering balls of gas that separated from the larger mass clung together, forming small colonies in the now occupied space.

“We’ll call… that one… the Milky Way,” Aequitas chuckled, still connected to the draconequus. He remained inside, letting her receive her fill of chaos seed. He was panting hard, but chuckled back.

“Milky Way, I get it…” he managed to exhale. Discord eventually removed himself and let the steamy white semen drip steadily from Aequitas’s ravaged pussy. She sighed in relief and motioned over to the draconequus’s side, snuggling into his coat.

“I’ll admit it, you proved me wrong,” she said.

“We don’t have to keep the bet,” he told her then, and placed his hands behind his head. “I was just hoping that the prospect of beating me would be enough of an incentive for you to follow my plan.” The God of Order laughed at him and wrapped her foreleg around him.

“Don’t you see what we’ve done?” She looked over the beautifully crafted cosmos and the glittering stars. Discord followed her line of vision, smiling to himself at the random placement of stars, the tumultuous space clouds, and the varying degree of extraterrestrial colors that lit up the space. “It’s chaos and harmony in a true relationship, Discord.”

“I suppose,” he replied, rolling his eyes. The sudden pressure against his side caused him to widen his eyes. Aequitas embraced him tightly, and giggled.

“Thank you, for helping me see that you’re not just an annoyance, and neither are you a mistake,” she said. “This wasn’t just a random act, or an accident. This was design. Our design, Discord.”

“Aequitas…” the God of Chaos breathed, unsure of how to respond.

“We should rest,” she said, placing her hoof over his lips. “Just lay with me a while.”

“And marvel in our wondrous creation together?” Discord added, snapping his talons. A cosmic cloud floated under them and they reclined over it, him happily keeping Aequitas close to his side. “Sure.”

“We shouldn’t be the only ones to feel this,” she said, after a few moments had passed.

“What do you mean?” he asked.

“When we create life, living beings, I want them to experience what we did. It’s only fair.”

“If you say so,” he replied.

“All things should be allowed to create,” she said, closing her eyes. “What better way to do it than with the… erm, what exactly was this theory of yours called again?” Discord opened his mouth to speak, but could not do so. He mused over the concept and rubbed his chin, going over the exact events in his mind again.

“How about,” he started, finally collecting his thoughts. The idea snapped in his head and he congratulated himself for it. “I got it!”

“Well?”

“We’ll call it… The Big Bang theory!” The alicorn looked at him and smiled. He smiled back, shrugging his shoulders and reclining on the cloud once more.

“That kind of vulgarity will get you in trouble one day,” Aequitas laughed.

Author's Note

Special thanks to everyone who took the time to look over this for me. There were a lot of you, and you know who you are.