Mark Sman is an earth colt who needs no introduction, particularly because everyone is assumed to know who he already is. How will this young pony deal with the struggles of everyday life, and come to terms with the fact that he may in fact be an element bearer himself?

SPOILER: He won't.

[This is not be taken seriously, and I doubt it'll even make one person laugh, but this is more or less my outcry to ALL of those horribly written, we-want-em-dead 7th Element fics.]