Celestia sighed as she made her way down her streets, flashing her little ponies her trademark smile as she leisurely made her way toward the post office.
It was another perfect day in her little kingdom. Her subjects were trotting around happily, her sun was shining brightly, and she was as happy as could be.
Come on… give his flank a squeeze.
…Well, almost, that little voice in her head was getting louder by the day, but other than that she was having a great day! Really.
Will you be quiet? She thought in irritation, her princess-y mask cracking for a moment, her smile becoming a little frown.
She could almost hear that voice chuckle. Aw, is somepony upset? I know what’d make you relax~… it cooed irritably.
Celestia’s brow furrowed, and she was about to retort smartly to the voice when she felt a hand gently touch her back.
“You alright there, Sunshine?”
The alicorn blinked before looking up at the person who had insisted on coming with her to help pick up her package, a nice alien—human was what he called his kind—named Adam.
The young man stood, as all humans do, on his two hind legs so that he was about her height, those shining blue eyes of his looking at her in slight amusement. He was an exotic creature, his lithe frame covered head-to-toe in clothing, that small patch of brown hair teasing the—
…You’re staring… again, the voice smugly said, Celestia shaking her head and giving her friend a great big, fake smile.
“What did you say, Adam?” she smiled apologetically. “I was a million miles away.”
Adam cocked his head in that way Celestia loved, snapping his fingers in front of her face jokingly. “You alright there, Princess?” he asked. “You’re not having a stroke or anything?”
Despite herself, the princess couldn’t help but chuckle. “Oh I’m fine, my little Smithy,” she said, using the nickname that she knew he hated. “I was thinking about… pressing matters.”
Imagine those fingers caressing your body while he pounded into you—
Adam raised an eyebrow when he saw the big pony princess’s face explode into a blush. “You sure?” he questioned in concern, one of his hands going to her forehead. “You look a little red for some reason...”
Celestia shied away from his touch—though she couldn’t help but smile that he cared enough to ask. “I assure you, I’m fine.”
“Are you sure? I could just get this thing by mysel—”
“I’m fine,” she interrupted, resisting the urge to scream, before wrapping a wing around her… friend’s shoulder. “It is a little warm out to just be walking around willy-nilly, isn’t it?”
Though he knew she was trying to change the subject, he decided to humor her, wiping a bead of sweat from his forehead and looking up at the sun. “You’re telling me,” he nudged her, and she had to keep from yelping as her nethers tingled in need.
“It’s your sun that’s making it so fucking hot out…”
Soon, Celestia, soon, the voice told her, sounding far more smug than a figment of her imagination had any right to be. Now you can barely keep yourself from—
Shut up! She snapped, out of patience. I’m already going to get this bucking contraption of yours!! Will you leave me alone for five seconds?!
“—And your hair’s getting pinker for some reason; it might not be, and I just might be going nuts, but it seems like it to me,” the princess blinked, realizing that her friend had probably been talking for far longer than she had been listening to him.
Thankfully she got the last important bit, so, like anyone that didn’t want someone to know that they hadn’t been listening to what they had been saying, she just nodded. “Yes, mane, it’s pink.” she agreed, now listening intently.
“And why do you even have to go to the post office yourself? Aren’t you a princess or something? Don’t you have people for this?”
She just doesn’t want anypony else to know what she’s doing, Adam, you tasty slice of stallion…
Celestia was able to ignore herself this time, grinning up at the man. “Oh? Is somepony a lazybones?” she teased, giving him another nudge. “I just thought that we needed a little exercise. Especially you; you look like you’re one slice of cake from not being able to put on your shirts~.”
Adam squeaked indignantly before flipping the princess the bird. “Well fuck you too,” he retorted, messing up her mane with a hand—she still couldn’t figure out how he did, but it still felt nice. “Here I am, trying to help a friend, and she’s calling me a fat-ass.”
The alicorn chuckled when he pulled out a candy bar, unwrapping it and taking a huge bite. “I’m in perfect health, thank you very much!” he said through a mouthful of chocolate.
“…Can I have a bite?”
“Piss off, you Ninny.”
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The princess of the sun didn’t always have some weird, sexualized entity that was slowly starting to get stronger and louder rolling around her head, telling her to do horrible, terrible, sexual things to her friend. She had been just another super powerful, immortal being that had the power of the sun at her wing tips, but then Adam happened.
The odd man had just shown up, still smoking and covered in soot, right in front of her student Twilight’s home, politely asking for ‘a glass of water, if you please, Ma’am. I could drink a lake.’
After some screaming—far more on Twilight’s part than Adam’s—some things being thrown around—once again more of little purple alicorn’s doing than the human’s—and Spike having to calm the two down, the bookworm was able to send the princess a letter, telling her that there was ‘a bucking alien in her house’ and It’d be great if she could, ‘pleasepleaseplease send help’.
Naturally, at first, she was a little concerned, almost to the point where she and her sister were ready to come down and give him what for, but there was really no need. Adam was a nice, if foul-mouthed, alien, only asking that, ‘you freaky aliens,’ keep their, ‘probing hickeys’ away from him.
After a little wrangling, over fifty guards, and an inflatable pool toy, they safely brought the human to Canterlot, where he was questioned and examined thoroughly. Why he was here? Why wasn’t he freaking out? What and the heck was he?
Fortunately for them, Adam was all too happy to tell them quite a tale; his tale to be exact—after getting that water of course.
“I found this bottle when I was swimming in the Hudson—because of a bet of course; I wouldn’t usually swim in the thing unless money was on the line—and I gave it a little rub. And guess what? A genie came out!”
Further into the tale, apparently, Adam had decided to wish to go somewhere else; not that he go to any particular place, just somewhere else. When he was asked why he would use a dangerous, and unknown, entity to leave the only home that he had ever known his answer was simple.
“I’ve lived in Jersey all of my life,” he had said, sitting in the chair that they had provided for him. “All twenty years I’ve been dealing with angry people, little apartments, loud cars, nothing to do, and I was sick of it. It might’ve been that radioactive bullshit in the Hudson that messed with my head, but I knew I wanted to get away, to see something different. So I did.”
“…And I didn’t want to see how angry my mom was going to get when she found out that I was swimming in the river at three in the morning.”
Seeing that the young man really didn’t have any desire to go home, and after Celestia had kept Luna from doing anything… unnatural to him, the royal sisters had decided that Adam was to go live with Twilight so she could help him become integrated into pony culture….
…Or at least they tried to.
“Lady,” he had said to Celestia. “I’ve lived in a city all of my life; I ain’t going to some village in the middle of nowhere just because you think it’s a good idea. I’m a city boy and I’ll stay a city boy, thank you very much.”
When she pointed out that he wasn’t going to see anything, like he wanted, he countered by pointing out that Canterlot was a pony city, not a human city, so it was all good.
So that left Celestia and Luna in the unique position of where they actually couldn’t just dump something onto Twilight. They had to deal with the alien themselves and help him become comfortable in their society… Or at least Celestia did; Luna wasn’t much help since she was also still trying to figure out modern culture.
That was the first nail in the coffin—at least when Celestia thought about it—that led her in the situation that she was in today. For months the two were around each other pretty much most of the day, the princess trying to teach the human the do’s and don’ts of ponykind, and Adam teaching Celestia what was okay for him and what wasn’t.
What was a breath of fresh air for her was that the man couldn’t care less if she was a princess or a beggar; to him she was just Celestia. It was a thought process that earned him the ire of half of the nobles, all of her guards, and more than a few diplomats, but the man didn’t care, and neither did she. If anything, it was one of the things she liked about him.
So as time passed, the two became friends, but then, as they became closer and closer, the princess of the sun started to feel something… else; that usually fickle emotion, love.
She tried to ignore these feelings, to just stay friends with this loud-laughing, horribly blunt, and just fun to be around man. But the feelings persisted, until they boiled over, which lead her to where she was today.
It wasn’t like she didn’t try to proposition him, didn’t use her thousands’ of years of experience to see if he would be interested in ponies at all. She tried again and again with a willingness that only a person that had fallen in love could attempt, failing utterly each time because of a simple fact.
To her horror she found out that Adam Smith, human, alien, and a dear, dear friend of her’s, was the thickest man in the universe.
Her questions were answered with the same cheery obliviousness that was expected of a child, her subtle attempts of seduction—a sway of the tail, a heated look—was met with an infuriating laugh, like he just thought she was kidding around!
With each failed attempt, Celestia started noticing that something was happening to her. Her mane started to change from its usual rainbow-like coloring to an off-pink, she wanted to eat bananas all of the time for some reason, and the voice started making its presence known.
While the first two weren’t really a problem—she kind of liked her mane now and bananas are better for you than cake-- that voice was really starting to get on her nerves.
At first it was almost nothing, like the first two. Every once in a while she’d find a… toy in her mail, with a receipt that showed her that she had, in fact, ordered the thing. Then she’d find herself covered in sweat and other fluids despite not remembering doing anything the night before.
Still none of these things were a real problem—not enough for Twilight and her friends to come up and blast her with the elements, or for her to see a physiologist at least— but soon the voice was no longer happy with just forcing her to buy whips, dildos, and making her masturbate until she couldn’t walk right in the morning. It wanted her to prey on the one person that had helped create it, or at least force it into consciousness … Adam.
How the voice explained its reasoning—at least what it told Celestia—was that ahe was a three thousand year old mare that hadn’t gotten any for almost half of that time. This was, obviously, horseapples of the highest order and it needed to be fixed.
Preferably with fingers.
For a while the princess fought the voice’s whispers—she didn’t even know if Adam would, or could, think of her that way—but its arguments started to sound more and more reasonable with each passing day.
Which leads us to a very important Tuesday morning, the day the princess was finally ready to exact her plans.
While terribly worried they could go horribly, horribly wrong, the voice assured her that everything would work out in the end.
That didn’t keep Celestia from voicing her concerns every ten minutes though.
Maybe I should just ask him…. Stop acting like a filly, and just mare up…
That’s exactly what you’re doing, Celestia, this is just going to be a little more fun than some silly heartfelt talk…
“Cel, could you do me a favor and pass me that wrench right next to you?”
Celestia nodded distractedly before hoofing him a monkey wrench, taking a second to sneak a quick peek at his backside, a small blush on her face.
“Thank you.”
You’ll be thanking us later, Big Boy~.
Celestia stiffened before frowning angrily. I think I’ve had just about enough of your mouth today, she snapped.
You’ll be hearing far more of me, Silly Filly, so just shut your trap and enjoy the view... I know I will… The voice cooly replied.
The white mare just sighed, knowing that she couldn’t shut the thing up if she wanted to--and she really, really wanted to--so she did the next best thing, following its advice.
Adam used the lower part of his shirt to wipe the sweat from his face—giving Celestia a good view of his stomach—before looking back at her with a little smile. “And there we are!” he said brightly, stepping away from the odd contraption that the princess had asked him to build and admiring his work.
Even though he had been a metalworker back on Earth, and therefore a very decent handyman, he honestly couldn’t tell what the heck the thing he was looking at was
Four thickish metal poles that had to be set bolted down with four metal fasteners’—that he had spent hours putting in the princess’s floor; apparently it was really hard to drill into magic-proof stone, go figure— made it look like some weird art exhibit thing.
There had been no instructions--just Celestia telling him what to do--there were no labels on the packaging that told him what it was. It just looked like four poles sticking out of the ground with weird joints that gave them enough maneuverability to move around if someone wiggled a pole hard enough.
“Are you sure you needed to put something like this in your room, Sunshine?” Adam asked, gesturing toward the thing. “I don’t understand why you wanted me to mess up your floor like I did… And did I ask you what the heck these pole thingys’ were for? Because I really, kinda want to know...”
Celestia knew that her friend wanted to ask many more questions than he was letting on, but he was too tired from helping her to do anything more than the basic noseying around, so she just gave him her trademark smile.
“That’s a secret, Adam my dear,” she said. “But thank you very much for helping me with this work, you’re a good friend.”
He just chuckled, walking over and scratching her ears in a way that almost made her jump him. “Aw, none of that, Cel, I’m more than happy to do it.”
Frowning theatrically, the alicorn looked at her friend in determination. “Even so, I still have to insist that you be given a r-reward,” The human raised an eyebrow but didn’t comment on her tremble. “If you could, could you please come back to my chambers in a few hours?”
Oh, Celestia, you naughty girl! I didn’t know this was how you were going to get him… Well, I DID know, since you’re me, but, you know~…
Adam rolled his eyes and spun around to collect his tools while Celestia flinched, muttering, “There’s really no need,” With a grunt he adjusted the loop around his tool belt, stowing away his smaller tools onto the belt and carrying the bigger ones under his arm.
“I insist,” the princess gulped before giving him a nudge. “Will you stop being a baby and do what your princess says for once?”
He stuck his tongue out at her before making his way toward the door. “I’ll take a quick shower and get something to eat, then I’ll come back. Is that fine?”
That might not give you enough time to finish this, the voice warned, making the princess slam the door right as Adam opened it with a spell, earning her a confused look.
“Could you just come around at about nine?” she asked, trying to sound as casual as possible. “I have a few things that I need to finish…”
Celestia’s eyes widened when he looked back at the poles. “Is it for that thing?” he asked, Celestia’s heart thumping in her chest so loudly that she was afraid that he could hear it. “There was something weird around those poles…. It looked like there was something that you could screw into each of—”
“NO IT’S NOT THAT!” the princess shouted—finally losing her composure—using a spell to pick up her friend, open her door, and toss him outside. “JUST COME BY LATER!!!”
“….Alright, see you later…”
I can see why you’re such a lonely little filly, Celestia, the voice said in amusement while Celestia started to pace around her room.
This isn’t going to work! He’s going to hate me after this and Idon’tknowifIcanhandlethatand—
…Alright, enough of that, Celestia’s eyes widened when she suddenly stopped, and panic started to rear its ugly head when she realized that she couldn’t move.
“W-What? I-I can’t—”
If you’re going to get cold hooves at the last second like a baby then I think it’s time I took over for a little while, don’t you?
Before the alicorn could retort, plea, anything that would get her out what whatever was happening, she shuttered, her eyes rolling in the back of her head as the room dimmed. The darkness swirled around the princess, encasing her body for a few moments—changing her mane and eye color and giving her coat an odd sheen—before revealing a crazed alicorn.
She looked down at herself, cackling madly, before muttering, “Finally! I never thought I’d get the chance to take over!”
With a toe-curling laugh, she spread her wings, launching herself toward the bed and landing with a poof. “You’ll be out for a few hours, my dear Celestia,” she said with a grin, reaching under the bed to pull out a little box that Celestia had hidden from Adam.
“Too bad for that; you won’t get to see what I do with your little friend~.”
With another giggle, the alicorn opened the box and smiled at what was inside. “When Celestia goes away, Molly can come out and play…”
@~ Hours later ~@
“We skip, we hope, we can’t stop, nope~!” Adam sang, complete with a little dance, as he slowly made his way toward the royal chambers.
One of the guards that was watching the silly man rolled his eyes. “Bucking monkey…” he muttered before adjusting his helmet and looking away, not noticing that Adam making his way toward him.
“I’ve never bucked anything before, little Horsey,” he said, trying not to laugh when the guard’s eyes widened in panic. Deciding to take the piss out of the Pegasus, he squatted down so he was eye-level and cooed at the stallion.
“Who’s a good little pony, who’s a good little pony?”
“…Stop it, Human…”
“Does the pony want a sugarcube? It looks like he does! Yes he does!”
“And some pony’s wonder why none of the guard like you.”
Adam gasped, squishing his face together with his hands, a hurt look in his eyes. “Aw, is the widdle pony angwry?”
The guard glared at the human, who stared back at him with a little grin, for over a minute before snorting. “You won’t be such a cocky bucker after I beat your flank at cards tomorrow.”
Adam chuckled, standing back up. “That’s what all you pony guards say, and it’s the main reason why I don’t have to work.”
The guard just snorted, waving him away. “I’m sure you have someplace to be. Just go and bother somepony else…. And I will win all of my bits back…”
With another chuckle, Adam started back down the hall, humming his little tune as he made his way through the labyrinth of hallways.
I wonder what Celly’s giving to me, he thought, doing a little spin and clicking his heels together—in time with his humming. Maybe it had something to do with that weird thing that she got me to build…
He hummed, his mind slowly churning, trying to figure out what that thing could be. The worst part was that he could have sworn he’d seen it before, but he just couldn’t think of it.
Is it some kind of running thing?... Nono, there wasn’t anything else at the end of those bars… Maybe some weird super-fancy clothes rack?
He was mulling over it so intensely he didn’t notice that he was in front of Celestia’s room until his nose was touching the sun glyph on her door.
Blinking and smiling at how silly he was being, he cleared his throat and gently, but firmly, knocked on the door. “Celestia? It’s me, Adam!”
Even through the thick, wooden doors he heard a throaty giggle. “Oh, there you are, Adam~! Come in, come in! Your surprise is waiting for you~!”
Adam frowned, his hand shying away from her doorknob. That voice almost didn’t sound like that princess at all, it was too… velvety, too… excited sounding, too husky; not at all like the usually serene-sounding alicorn.
Maybe she’s just really excited about what she got me, he thought, before, with an odd amount of hesitation, grabbing the doorknob and slowly starting to turn it.
The princess inside the room giggled in an almost crazed fashion. “Come on, Adam, we don’t have allll night~!”
Really, Reeeeeeaaaaallllllyyy excited…
Exhaling the breath that he didn’t know he was holding, he slowly opened the door, swallowing the lump in his throat when he saw that the room was pitch-black and had this musky and thick, but oddly pleasant, odor.
“Cel?”
He heard another giggle, straining his eyes and seeing something moving around the room slowly, patiently, in an almost predatory fashion.
“There. You. Are!”
Adam yelped when he was yanked into the room by an unseen force, the door closing behind him as he tumbled head-over-heels into the darkness, disorientating the now-scared man as he hit the stone throne floor with a thud.
“C-Celestia?” he whispered before he heard the sound of multiple things clamping down, which instantly turned into a yelp when he felt something tighten around his wrists and ankles. With a yank, whatever was now holding him forced him back to his feet.
Click!
This is just like a SAW movie! He thought as someone flicked on a light, overloading his senses while he looked around, his heart thumping in his chest when he felt a hoof gently touch him.
“Aw, you look so cuuuute when you shake like that~”
“P-Princess?” Adam blinked, trying to force his gaze to cope with the light, and freezing when he saw a warped version of his friend standing in front of him.
It was Celestia alright—it wasn’t like there were a bunch of giant white alicorn’s running around—but now her mane, instead of its usual array of coloring, only boasted this off-pink color. Her eyes, instead of the warm, purple gaze that he was used to, were this almost red-ish, purple-ish color, though he could barely see them at all because each of her irises were pinpricks.
He couldn’t help but whimper in fear as the alicorn slowly started walking around him. “Shush, shush, everything’s okay,” she cooed, gently running a hoof against his side. “I’m not going to hurt you.”
The human couldn’t help but glare at the seemingly possessed version of his friend. “What did you d-do to the princess,” he demanded, almost succeeding in keeping the fear out of his voice.
She just giggled again, her mad eyes hungrily looking over every inch of him. “Oh, you silly~!” She hopped up on two legs, striking a grand pose. “I am the princess!... Well, a part of Celestia at least…”
Adam couldn’t help but look at what was holding him in the air, confusion quickly starting to replace fear when he noticed that he was held by the very thing that he had helped Celestia build this very morning, though now it actually looked like something.
There were shackles—oddly comfortable shackles, but shackles none-the-less—at the ends of each of the poles, with a bright yellow, red-ish glow covering each of the joints.
“Oh,” he said quietly. “This is some weird sex-dungeon thing,” Though he sounded calm, cool, and collected, internally he was freaking out. “I remember my dad talking about building one of these for his rich guy from Manhattan…”
The princess grinned, sitting on her rump in front of him. “Oh really, my big Human?”
Adam nodded, looking at the joints and how they connected with the metal structure under it. “Yeah, dad said these things keep you still real good… No wonder I didn’t realize what this thing was, dad said that they needed to use chains, not bars. The bar thickness on these wouldn’t be able to hold anyone that wanted to get out of them… In fact, now that I really look at ‘um they look kinda funny…”
“Unless someone knew powerful illusion magic—” With a spell, the bars shimmered and disappeared, revealing thick, heavy chains. “—that could trick a certain human very easily, and they were actually bars, then yes, they wouldn’t work~.” the alicorn purred as she ran her hoof along the chains.
“…Oh…”
Adam flinched when he felt the silky softness of the alicorn’s tail run along his cheek. “And guess who’s the pony that set this up so she could have her fun with you all night long, my little Pet?” She stood back up, wrenched the human’s gaze downward so that they were touching noses.
“Molly, that’s who!”
“Molly?” the captive man asked, trying to discretely wiggle out of his confines.
The warped princess giggled, enjoying his light blush when she gave him a peck on the cheek. “Or you could call me Molestia if you prefer, my Dear.”
“…Molestia?”
Molly’s gaze softened, and she almost looked like the normal Celestia for a second, before she started to giggle uncontrollably.
I need to get out of here, Adam though as he looked at his friend in worry. I need to tell Luna or someone that somethings wrong with Celestia!
Bowing after her giggle-fit, she said, “Yes sir, Molestia; Celestia’s lust given form!” In a flash the mad gaze was back, Adam’s eyes bugging out of his head when the alicorn pulled out a rubber dildo that was the size of his arm out of nowhere.
Smacking him in the face with the thing,--a little harder than he would’ve liked--the crazy mare screamed, “Now, prepare your anus!”
She couldn’t help but grin when the human started to thrash wildly around in his chains. “NopenopenopenopeNOPENOPENOPE!!!!”
Molly snorted; throwing the toy over her shoulder as she watched the fear-riddled man try to bite at his arm before falling over laughing. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” she said, wiping a tear from her eye. “I just couldn’t resist.”
Adam stopped trying to coyote his way out of this pickle to look at her in bewilderment. “Man, fuck you lady!” he snarled, earning him a sly look as Molly rose to her hooves, walking in a way that forced her impressive hindquarters to shake in an appealing way.
“That’s what I’m here for~.”
The man blinked, a blush creeping across his face as she nuzzled the nape of his neck before kissing it lightly. “W-What?”
Molly rolled her eyes, rubbing their noses together before stepping back from him. “You really are thick, aren’t you?” she sighed dramatically. “I’m here, Smithy, my dear little human, because your little princess really fancies you. ”
Adam couldn’t help but look at her in confusion before he adopted a hopeful and slightly dopey expression, his plans of escape forgotten for the moment. “…R-Really?”
The princess nodded with a grin.“Yep! But she—and you for that matter, Mister—are being big babies, so Ol’ Molly’s here to help the two of you out.”
The alicorn’s horn glowed, and Adam blinked when he felt his shirt being magicked off of his body. Her grin now turning a little more sinister, Molly leaned upward, slowly, almost erotically, rubbing her cheek against his while her mane stroked his bare chest.
“And what’s more fun than a little fun!”
Adam looked, wide-eyed, at the mare, who was grinning down at him, his mind trying to process what was happening. So… The princess likes me, then becomes some crazy pony for some reason…. that’s holding me against my will… and she wants to have sex with me…
“Alright, just give me a second here. I need to think about this for a minute.”
Molly smiled. “Take your time~.”
He nodded, muttering his thanks as he slumped slightly in his confines, trying to put the pieces of the puzzle together. “Alright… this isn’t a dream… Right?”
“Nope!”
“And Celestia wants this too?”
The alicorn smiled and spun around, lifting her tail and showing him her slopping-wet sex. “Whatcha think~?”
Adam gulped nervously, his gaze quickly going to the floor. “That really doesn—thmp!”
Molly, tired of the human’s beating around the bush, spun back around and captured his mouth with her’s. Adam’s eyes widened when he felt the alicorn’s tender kiss, those soft lips of her’s almost tickling his.
“Even though I’m in control right now,” the alicorn began, trail kisses sideways until she reached his neck, where she started nipping each place she kissed. “I can tell you with the utmost certainty,” another few light kisses. “That. Celestia. Wants. This.”
Adam bit his lip as she looked up at him, her eyes laughing, before she leaned up and kissed him again, this time with more ferocity, sticking her tongue roughly into his mouth, the two moaning as their tongues battled for dominance.
Molly’s longer, thicker tongue eventually beat the human’s smaller, thinner muscle, the alicorn toying with him for a minute before she broke the kiss, a trail of saliva connecting the two’s mouths as they looked at each other, panting.
“Hommnia hommnia hommnia,” Molly said with a little grin, her tail trailing across his pant leg.“He’s a good kisser? Are there any other surprises that I should know about?”
She leaned in and nipped his ear before whispering heatedly into it. “Even though I’m sure you’re raring to go, Celestia would want me to get your verbal consent before we start~.”
“...Consent?”
The alicorn rolled her eyes. “My name may be Molestia, Honey, but that doesn’t mean that I’m going to force you.”
Adam, one part embarrassed, one part confused, and three parts aroused, nodded slowly. “Alright….”
Molly brought a hoof to her ear, a mocking smile on her face. “What was that, Dear? I didn’t quite catch that.”
“… C-could we please have….s- sex?”
“Was that a no I hear?”
The poor man squirmed around uncomfortably before gulping. “… Please?”
The alicorn giggled, leaning in closer. “Please what?”
Adam’s eyes looked desperately into her’s. “P-Please?” he begged, his restraints the only thing keeping him from falling over.
The slightly sadistic pony chuckled, her horn glowing, forcing her prisoner to his knees with a spell, and, leaning down, she said, “I’ll take that as a yes~.” She stood up to her full height, spreading those massive wings, wings that Adam loved to sneak peeks at whenever he thought his usually sane friend wasn’t looking, for a moment before she snapped them shut, a playful smile on her face.
“Well, I’ll see you in a minute! I have to use the little fillies room.”
Adam blinked as the alicorn spun around and leisurely made her way to her bathroom, and slamming the door as soon as she walked through, leaving him chained to the floor with an angry erection.
Man… FUCK crazy Celestia, he thought while he heard shuffling through the bathroom door She’s a fucking cock-tease! He grumbled, trying to wiggle unsuccessfully break out of the chains. Fuckingpissingockingcuntingcunting cunt!
He heard a little giggled from the bathroom. “Silly little Smithy! Don’t you know it’s rude to call a lady names?”
…Fucking crazy, sexual, mind-reading alicorns….
“I can still hear you, Sweetie!”
The door flew open, revealing the princess with a black hat on her head and a riding crop in her mouth. She cocked her head innocently at him, her eyes mischievous, as she slowly made her way toward him.
“...Did you just go in there to put on that hat?” Adam, asked, his question ignored as Molly slandered toward him.
“You know,” she purred, tapping him on the shoulder with the whip, not hard enough to really hurt, but hard enough to leave marks. “I may be Celestia, but I’m not Celestia.”
The crop spun through the air, Adam yelping when he felt a sting across his cheek. “So, unlike your usual super-sexy princess, I don’t take to being called names very well~.” She leaned closer toward him, so close that he could smell her breath. “So I punish anypony that calls me names, unlike your dear sweet Celestia,” Her gaze turned dangerous. “And guess who’s about to be punished~?”
…Oh, fuck me with a rake!
Molly smiled, smacking him on his side, enjoying his slight wince. “Maybe later, Dear, I have a punishment to carry out!”
With a spell, the crop was above his head, Adam blinking before a huge, white flank was presented to him. A simple spell forced the man’s hands to grab Molly’s voluminous backside, the mare giggling lewdly while she forced him to give her ass a little squeeze.
“I seem to have an itch on my flank,” she said. “Be a dear and scratch it for me, will you?”
The spell around Adam’s hands dissipated, giving him full control of his appendages again. Rolling his achy wrist-- and silently wishing that his shackles were gone-- he started, gently rubbing her flank cautiously.
Molly sighed, smacking him on the back this time. “I’m not made of glass for goodness sakes, you don’t need to be gentle. Now, really work those fingers of your back there~.”
Grunting, he did as asked, squeezing and groping her ass roughly, blushing when he felt his fingers dig into that flesh, which had just enough fat to give it a bit of a giggle. From her cutiemarks to the base of her tail he played, smiling at Molly’s sighs of pleasure.
...What, where am I?... Why can’t I move?...
Molly’s eyes widened in surprise. Oh, there you are, Celestia! I never thought you’d wake up! She lifted her tail slightly, hoping to tempt her little pet.
How did you take control?! Celestia angrily demanded, while Adam’s touch strayed under her tail. Whatever evil plans you have concocted, I promise you--
Molestia squeaked happily when she felt a finger slowly outline her dripping slit, the mare rolling her hips in excitement.
...What’s going on? Why are you--
Molly ignored herself, looking over her shoulder to throw her pet a naughty smile. “I don’t remember saying you could touch that~.” she chastised, nearing her a little grin from Adam.
“You said that you had an itch,” he said, stroking her wet thigh. “I don’t recall you saying exactly where it was.”
With a grunt, he brought the mare closer to him, using his one hand to keep her from moving away, while the other began trailing circles around her sex.
Her musky scent was starting to make his mind a little fuzzy, so he didn’t notice the mare’s tail slowly start to wrap around his head.
Demon, I demand you tell me wha--
With a smirk, Molly yanked her pet’s head forward, driving his face right into her sex.
“Oh~” she moaned, knees becoming weak as Adam gave her clit a happy little lick, his eyes glazed as he tasted his princess.
Celestia was oddly quiet while Adam kissed and sucked on her lips. ...O-oh, that’s Adam, isn’t it?...
Molly couldn’t help but roll her eyes before moaning again. What gave it away? The fingers? The fact that we just looked at him? Or did your Princess-sense just tip you off?
The trapped alicorn snarled, trying to regain control her of body. I swear by the sun if you’re hurting him!--
“Yes,” Molly breathed as the human rubbed her button with a finger while his tongue entered her, the little muscle doing its best to lap up everything it could. “Oh buck yes~!”
Hurt, him? He’s more than happy at the moment, Molly told herself, her back legs clamping around the human’s head, keeping him in place while he licked and kissed her.
Can you feel it, Celestia? Your little human’s eating your pussy out like its his favorite treat! Molestia thought gleefully, her body heating up. Oh~ It feels so good!
Y-You leave him a-alone this i-instant!
Molly’s moan became a giggle. Don’t worry, I’ll let you have your turn in a little bit she assured, grinding her hips against Adam’s face. But right now this naughty little colt is mine~
With a shudder--and a little regret-- she forced Adam from under her legs, stepping away.
“Alright,” the naughty mare said brightly, spinning around. “Now we can start on that punishment!”
Adam, his face covered in her juices, blinked owlishly. …Fucking…
Sighing, and with as stern a look as a man that had been chained up by a giant talking horse could produce, Adam said, “Alright, bring it on… I guess…”
He tried not to yelp when he felt his pants and boxers burn off his body, the devious mare looking down at his member with unrestrained glee. “Well, look at what we have here~.” She leaned down toward his throbbing length, watching it twitch with his heartbeat before blowing on it gently.
Resisting the urge to giggle when she heard her little pet groan, she drew away again while her mane and tail started teasing his body. “Is that for me~?”
Gritting his teeth hard, Adam retorted, “F-for Celestia.”
Hah! Celestia quietly mocked.
Molly huffed quietly while she played with one of his nipples. “Oh, is that how you’re going to play it huh?”
Her horn glowed again, a little band of magic floating through the air and toward his rigid cock . Adam couldn’t look away as the magic slowly surrounded his member, wrapping around his base and tightening ever so slightly.
The fuck was that?
Trailing her tail downward, tickling his chest and stomach, Molly began to play with his length, a little giggle coming out of her mouth with each tease, each stroke.“You’ll be begging for your princess to finish you off after the first few times~.”
Adam closed his eyes, trying to keep himself from bucking as the there-but-not-there mane slowly stroked him. W-what are y-you talking a-about?
Molly pressed her forehead against his, pecking him on the lips as her tail sped up, Adam groaning as she brought him closer and closer to climax effortlessly. “You’ll see in a few minutes dear; now why don’t we have a nice little talk in the meanwhile, hummmm?”
The human tried to move away from her, but she kept her face against his, her blazing, lust-filled eyes staring into his while he slowly started to thrust and buck while she licked his face clean.
“Doesn’t this feel nice? Your slutty princess jacking you off with her tail like the whorse she is. I bet you can’t wait for me to use my mouth,” she licked his cheek enticingly. “My long, warm tongue rubbing that big cock of yours…. I can’t wait to see how you taste~.”
Adam whimpered, not able to bring himself to look away from Molly --even if he could --as he grew closer and closer to finishing. Molly must’ve noticed that he was close because she smiled. “And then, after you cum into my little mouth, you can rut me until you make me scream and—”
The stroking, the dirty talk—something that Adam knew for a fact the real less-crazy Celestia would never do…. Probably—and that look of her’s finally put him over the edge, his orgasm rushing through him.
The alicorn watched as he bucked a few more times, moaning loudly and closing his eyes, opening one of them when he noticed something important. “W-what?”
She giggled, stroking him faster. “Oh, can’t somepony cum~? Too bad,” She bit his nose gently while stroking him faster and faster. “Cause I’m not gonna stop until you're screaming.”
His poor body subjected to wave after wave of intense pleasure, minutes feeling like hours as the man moaned. He thrusted harder, trying to force himself to cum, trying to get release. C-come on! He whined, his eyes shut tightly. Let me CUUUUMMMM!
“And why should I do that?” Molly asked, rubbing his tip with her hoof.
It’s starting to hurt! Despite her spell, precum was forcing itself out of its tip and down his length.
The mare hummed thoughtfully--though her mane was swirling around his cock, tenderly seeing to the flesh. “Well, I don’t see why a disrespecting stallion like you deserves to get off in my presence… I mean, you haven’t even apologized yet!”
Adam groaned helplessly, straining against those damned chains that held him in place. He tried to get off the ground, tried to get away from that tail, from that crazy pony, but he may as well of been trying to move the world.
“I-I’m, I’m—”
“You’re what?”
Molly watched in satisfaction as her pet opened his eyes, almost brought to tears, and looked up at her, panting in exhaustion and frustration and soaked in sweat.
“I’m sorry!” he yelled, slumping into his shackles in defeat. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, just let me cum! Please, I’m losing my mind!”
Molestia smiled tenderly down at him, using a spell to lift him back to his feet—not that he would’ve been able to stay upright at that moment—nuzzling his member. “Well, since you sounded so sincere~.”
Closing her eyes she released her spell around the human’s length, Adam groaning one last time before he finally felt release.
Oh my, Molly thought as he bucked, releasing spurt after spurt through the air and onto her face. I think I might’ve teased him a little too much…. She opened her mouth and licked a bit of her lover’s salty cum on her face, savoring the flavor before giggling.
Adam, meanwhile, was fighting hard to keep from passing out from weariness, Molly letting him fall back to his knees while he panted like a racehorse as the alicorn gleefully licked off her facial.
I think I can see sound now… he thought, trying to get his brain to work properly again. I-I, oh Jesus… That was awesome…
With strength that he didn’t know he had, he slowly looked up to see a grinning, slightly crazy alicorn begin to nip the nap of his neck heatedly.
“How was that?~” she asked, spreading her wings and wrapping him in a hug.
“I can’t…feel… Legs,” Adam rasped out, tiredly raising a hand to stroke his feathery prison.
Molly shivered in pleasure, the fire in her belly flowing down to her nethers, as his fingers ran through her soft feathers, leaning her body against his. “Oh, yes, keep doing that…”
She bit her lip as he slowly teased her feathers straight, running his index finger around each of them until he reached her edge, where her supporting bones were, and slowly going downward.
Adam stared wide-eyed at his feather prison, those massive primaries of her’s tickling his chest as he straightened them out, almost not noticing that the alicorn placing her head on his shoulder.
I wonder why I even asked the princess to do this before… he thought as Molly moaned, her body heating up again.
“R-Rub my horn too,” the princess moaned, wrapping her hooves around him and arching her back so he could get at it.
The human blinked at the request before looking up at her long, spiral horn. “Alright…” he muttered, raising a hand to touch the base of her horn., feeling the ridges, the bumps, the sharpness at the tip.
“O-Oh, F-Faust!” the mare screamed, her grip tightening around him. “Tug my wing harder!”
…Oh, this is some weird pony no-touchy-place thing…neat.
Gently wrapping his hand around the thin, bleach-white horn, he slowly started to stroke it while continuing to use his other hand to play with her wings.
Boy, this is a hell of a lot easier than getting a normal woman off, Adams ears perked up at the sound of something dripping onto the floor, and he couldn’t help but smile when he smelt that familiar musky smell.
Molestia tensed, her eyes rolling and her horn glowing before she snaked down and bit her pet’s shoulder hard. Play with my wings! The human heard in his mind. Bucking pull them! Make me cum, Pet. Make me cum so hard that I won’t be able to walk without a limp for a week!
Adam responded by kissing her neck and tugging at the joints in her wings, chuckling as she tensed and bucked. “Someone’s a little tender, huh?” he teased, nibbling her neck.
She bit harder, almost drawing blood, as she raced toward the edge. Gonna…Cum!
With a final shriek, Molly cam, waves of ecstasy rolling over her as she held onto the man—who continued to gently play with her wings—her eyes shut tightly as she slumped into his embrace.
Celestia, watching all of this happening through her eyes, couldn’t help but whine in want. Give me back control this instant, Demon, she demanded. ..I want a turn...
There we go, Molly, Adam thought as the exhausted princess nuzzled his chest with a goofy smile on her face.
“That was a lot easier than I thought it was going to be,” he muttered, earning a giggle from the mare.
“Or you’re just that good~” she teased, letting him hold her as she basked in her afterglow.
The two chuckled before lapsing into silence, both of them enjoying the other’s warmth and company.
“…Does Celestia really like me?” Adam asked after a while, looking down at the mare in worry. “This just isn’t a one-time thing?”
...Tell him… I love him… I really, really do...
Molly opened an eye to look up at him, smiling that little smiled that the princess always gave him. “Yes, Adam,” she whispered, leaning up and kissing him. “I’m sure, now—“
With a spell she popped away from him, and with another Adam’s chains were off, a laughing Molly--tossing her hat off her head and onto a chair-- nudging him toward the bed on shaky hooves. “—Why don’t we lie down? You and I are nowhere near done~. You and your pretty princess can have your fun with those chains another day.”
Adam chuckled, allowing the princess to push him toward the bed. “Alright, alright, you pushy, crazy princess….”
“That’s Mrs. Pushy, crazy princess to you, Mister,” Molly said, licking her lips while she watched him slowly crawl into the bed.
With a quick flap of her wings she was on top of him, grinding her sex against his shaft. “Oh, you have no idea how horny I am right now~.” she moaned while Adam slowly started to harden again, a little too slowly, in the alicorn’s opinion.
Huffing, she said, “What, tired already? Can’t keep up with little ol’ me?”
The man smiled apologetically. “Well, you did make me cum like five times at once.”
“That doesn’t excuse you!” Giving him a heated kiss, she slowly started crawling downward, kissing and licking the whole way. Sighing—and enjoying her little toy’s look—she glared down at his half-masted shaft.
“Get harder,” she demanded childishly, poking it with her muzzle. “Your daddy and I have some fucking to do!”
John Wang—I.E. Adam’s dick—answered with a twitch but kept its growth at a slow, but steady, pace. That was until it felt a long, thick tongue trail up it.
Molly nodded, licking her lips. “Now that’s better, Buster, but now Molly wants a little taste~.”
Molly’s a crazy--…O-Oh…
Adam watched as the alicorn—giving him a little wink— started slapping his member against her face, giggling as it quickly grew back to its full, throbbing glory.
Oh, for sun’s sake, just suck it already!
Oh~ does little Celly want a taste?
...I honestly wish I had my sister’s madness. Nightmare had to be a joy to be imprisoned with compared to you!
“F-fucking…” he panted, resisting the urge to thrust into the mare’s wanting mouth when she suddenly popped his head between her lips, sucking him hard.
Don’t worry your sweet little head, he heard as Molly looked up at him. You can rut my mouth all you’d like.
…And I’m just going to keep sucking your head until you do, so get to it~.
With a groan, he did as commanded, gently thrusting into Molly’s mouth, closing his eyes at the pleasure.
Molestia smiled around her new favorite ice pop, sucking at his pre-cum—though it was warm and salty and not a popsicle at all and—
The mare giggled to herself. Wow, really can’t keep my mind on the cock, can I? She licked his head as her pet thrust deeper her wanting maw.
Sensing that he was getting close, she let him go with a pop. “Alright, as much as I’d like to suck you dry, I think it’s time to get to the main event, don’t you~?”
Adam nodded nervously as the mare climbed back on top of him. “A-alright…”
Smiling, Molly leaned in and nibbled his ear. “Don’t worry,” she whispered, raising herself over him. “You’ll do fine~.”
Alright, Celestia, she thought, closing her eyes. I’ve had my fun, now go get your stallion. Make sure you give him the ride of his life~.
He nodded, closing his eyes as she slowly lowered herself down onto him, the two moaning before their mouths crashed together roughly into a kiss.
F-Fuck, Adam thought, trying not to blow at Molly’s heat, her insides clenching him mercilessly. Inch by inch, she lowered herself into him, the two becoming one when the alicorn finally bottomed him out.
Panting, and a little more red-faced than she would have liked, Molly laid herself on the human’s chest, grinding her hips against his, smiling when she felt him twitch inside her.
Yessssssssssss~
Celestia, opened her eyes, surprised that she could do so. I’m back in control!
With a spell, her mane lost its movement, falling around her and onto her lover’s chest while she nuzzled his cheek. “I love you,” she whispered, her eyes finally losing their red tint, the pony’s beautiful purple eyes shining as she looked down at him.
Adam kissed her on the forehead. There’s my favorite god-horse… “I love you too, Tia.”
Celestia look down at him in worry. “I’m sorry for this, Adam,” she murmured, absentmindedly grinding her hips. “I didn’t know I was going to lose myself and--”
He chuckled. “Tia, its fine… other than me getting cockslapped by a rubber dong, its okay,” he looked sweetly at her. “I have to get used to all of you, even the crazy parts, if I wanna be with you. Isn’t that how it works?”
The alicorn’s eyes widened. “So you’d--”
“Yes ma’am, I‘d love to.”
The alicorn smiled, raising herself up off him slowly, the two panting lightly when she slammed right back down in a satisfying meaty slap. “Then how about we finish this, hummm~?”
The human, seeing that she was having a little trouble, grabbed her by the rump and helped raise herself back up off him, Celestia grinding onto him after each slap, cooing as her stallion squeezed and fondled her flank.
Neither knew what was better, Celestia feeling him pump into her, every vein, every bump on his cock wringing out pleasure, or Adam, feeling her taunt marehood, greedly hugging him, trying to milk him for all of his worth.
The two increased their speed, the slapping sounds echoing throughout the room.
“Does my little Smithy enjoy the royal f-flank?” she asked before moaning. Oh sweet Faust, this is better than I’ve ever dreamed!
Adam kissed her. “I’m just enjoying you, Tia.”
The princess smiled, shaking in pleasure. I better help the poor d-dear finish…
Her grin turning mischievous, she upped her pace, leaning in to kiss his neck, his legs twitching as he held into her for dear life, cock throbbing harder and harder.
“Cum, for me,” she whispered, kissing his nose. “Cum for your Tia~”
Adam gritted his teeth, slamming the pony down onto him harder and harder, before, with a groan, he hilted, and the dam burst.
Celestia kissed his neck as he bucked wildly, sending spurt after spurt into her, the alicorn biting her lip while Adam fell limp into the bed, a dopey smile on his face as the alicorn fell into his chest, the two gasping for breath like they had just ran a marathon.
After he came back to himself, finding that he was stroking her mane, he looked up at her in disappointment.“I’m…Sorry, Cel…I didn’t get you—thm!”
Celestia, the now sane alicorn, stopped her new—thankfully—special somepony with a new kiss before gently sliding his softening member out of her and rolling to his side.
She pulled the covers over them with a smile, the mare wrapping her hooves around her stallion. “Don’t worry, Smithy,” she murmured, her eyes gaining a red tint for just a second. “I’m sure you’ll make it up to me when we wake up~.”
~The End~
Author's Note
A story in which I once again break the rule of not using song titles in my stories.... I REALLY should stop doing that....
Anywho, this was a little gift for the guys and gals at Human on Royalty, for finally getting their thousandth member!
...And not because I wanted to make a fic about Big Sexy...
Remember kids, don't drink and write and listen to your also drunk friends, or you'll get this... Or do, I'm not your F@#king mom....
As usual, comment, like, point out errors, blah, blah blah, horse sex.
