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by Super Trampoline

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Romance
Length: 1405

What Big Macintosh really yelled that one night on the lake

What Big Macintosh really yelled that one night on the lake

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-24 16:42:59 UTC

The Truth

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SIKE!

Sorry, kiddos. But Derpy redacted what Big MacIntosh yelled for a reason. If you heard the sheer carnality and vulgarity of his utterance, your brains would melt and drip through your nose. Go back to reading the story, silly fillies.

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