Princess Celestia Completely Misunderstands Weight Loss

by kalash93

Rating: mature
Tags: Anthro, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Original Character, Sex, Comedy, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life
Length: 5386

Princess Celestia is getting a tad heavy, so Luna brings in a wellness coach named Harden Fast to help her shed pounds among other things...

Celestia is getting a bit fat, so Luna tries to set her up on a diet. To this end, she brings in a wellness coach. Coach Harden Fast is just what she needs, but how can he help her with her plot?

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Published 2014-07-29 17:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-29 17:30:02 UTC

Pounding Away Pounds

Princess Celestia Completely Misunderstands Weight Loss

It was the dead of night in Canterlot Castle. Nothing seemed to stir, save for the guards charged with its protection. But then, from a pair of double doors in Celestia’s tower, a furtive figure, cloaked in shadow, crept into the halls. The figure snuck from between the guards, whose rigid vigilance was not aroused into suspicious; just another night for them. The figure stealthily made its way through the maze of corridors with an objective in mind. It spread its wings and softly glided down the stars, landing with a sound no greater than a breath of wind. It crept forward through the castle, keeping low to the ground. Clomp! A lone footstep echoed, causing the figure to startle, scrambling into a shadow and freezing still. No more sound came, so gradually, the figure unfroze and gingerly resumed its progress.

At last, the figure arrived in a small kitchen. It stood up and approached the refrigerator. Furtively glancing around, it opened the refrigerator. It breathed a sigh of relief as it saw its objective: a hefty slice of chocolate cake. The figure levitated it out and placed it on the counter, magicking silverware from the drawers as the plastic wrap came off. The first bite was loaded onto the fork. The figure opened its mouth.

“Stop, thief!” The figure startled, turning to meet the voice. Click. The lights blinded the figure. “Really, sister, you went through all this for a slice of cake?” Another magical aura surrounded the cake and began to levitate it away.

“I was just going to have a few bites,” stammered Celestia, quickly gobbling up her morsel before Luna could do away with it.

Luna gave her sister a long stare, clucking her tongue disapprovingly. “Tia, what did you tell me you wanted to try doing before the next Summer Sun Celebration?”

“Lose weight.”

“And what did I tell you would be a good way to do that?”

“By limiting my carbs, taking up exercise, and eating more protein.”

“And what did you say to that?” Luna tapped her foot on the floor.

Celestia smiled sheepishly. “That I’d do it.”

“And are you?”

“I’m only having a few bites of cake tonight.”

Luna raised an eyebrow. “So no.”

“But the wellness coach hasn’t even come around yet! Can’t you just let me have one last night before he comes to get me started?”

Princess Luna crossed her arms across her moderate bust and snorted, “No, you need to get started now, Tia, and you need to work on your willpower as well if you are going to get the things you want.

Her much more voluptuous sister hung her head. “So, when’s she coming, Luna?”

“He,” Luna replied, “I have arranged for him to arrive between the end of afternoon court and the beginning of supper.”

“Great,” Celestia snarked, “Three hours with some health nut.”

“He won’t be so bad. How about I do this with you so you won’t be by yourself.”

Celestia smiled. “Thank you, Luna. That’s would be nice.” She kissed her briefly on the lips, her sisters hand stroking once down her back.

“I’ll be there. Bring workout clothes.”

Celestia yawned, “Sure. Well, I’m tired. Good night, Luna.”

“Good night, Tia.”

“I love you.”

“You know I do as well.”

The next day, Celestia and Luna waited together in a palace courtyard for the trainer to show up. Each of the two beautiful princesses was outfitted casually. Luna wore her button-down shirt with khakis. Celestia had on a t-shirt with a low neckline, a skirt, and a pair of sandals. As they stood awaiting his arrival, Luna said to Celestia, “We cannot believe that you are going to greet a guest while dressed thusly. I have had a thousand fewer years, and yet we still have put together a more appropriate outfit for this occasion.”

Celestia quipped, “Luna, Luna, ponies today are much less formal than they used to be. This meeting is merely casual and I’m dressed appropriate. You must be roasting in that stuffy attire, especially on a hot day like this.”

“No. I am not,” countered Luna, involuntarily dabbing at a bead of sweat rolling down her forehead.

“Excuse me please, ladies,” an unknown stallion’s voice came. The princesses looked up to see a well-muscled earth pony stallion wearing a tank top and a pair of shorts. He was a handsome one, the kind normally only found in unusually fit groups like the royal special forces or modeling agencies.

Celestia caught his eye first and beamed at him. “Hello, you must be the trainer.”

“Indeed I am,” he replied, craning his neck up to meet the eyes of the much taller white alicorn. “My name is Harden Fast, the best trainer in Equestria for getting results hard and fast. I am honored to meet you, Princess Celestia.” He held out his hand.

Celestia leaned over intentionally as she shook his hand. “Indeed, the pleasure is mine. I anticipate great things from you.”

With a blush, he turned to face the other princess. “Greetings, Princess Luna. It is a pleasure.”

“Absolutely,” replied she, shaking his hand enthusiastically, eliciting a laugh from him.

“Princess, no need to be so formal; I’m here to help you guys – I’m just your coach, your friend.” He chuckled, “I must add that your sister sure looks ready to get it on; aren’t those clothes a little too much for this?” Luna blushed. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw Celestia smirking. Harden Fast addressed both of them. “Without any further ado, let’s get going.” The party walked off into the castle, Luna showing him the way as he explained the goals and basic theory behind his program.

“This is the kitchen, Harden Fast,” said Luna, showing him into where she had interrupted her sister’s snacking the previous night.

He strolled around the room “Thanks for showing me. Anyway, everything starts right here. In this room is the most crucial aspect of what we’re doing. Do you remember what that thing is?” Celestia sat on the counter, leaning her body back.

“Diet!” Luna answered instantly.

“Right. Exercise, do it all you can as hard as you like, but you’ll never do enough to burn the kind of calories needed to lose weight. To burn fat, you need to eat things which provide energy without spiking your blood sugar. What is the primary way to do that?”

“Eat vegetables?”

“Close, Luna, but there’s more to it than that. You can eat some vegetables, but you also need protein, which comes from what?”

The sun princess’s eyes twinkled. “Meat.”

“Yes, Celestia, you need a lot of protein and a lot of water. On this diet, you won’t go hungry, nor will you lose muscle along with fat. You’ll have to eat a lot of meat.”

“No need to worry about that,” teased Celestia. “I love meat, especially thick, juicy sausages.”

His cheeks flushed and he paused for a moment before answering, “Actually, sausages might not be the best idea, because they often contain fatty meat, which will slow down your body using up its own fat stores for energy. However, there are many other ways to get protein. One of my favorites is a protein drink I’ll give you guys later. You’ll love it.”

“Oh, I will.”

“Tia!” Luna hissed.

Harden Fast moved to the refrigerator. “Now, let’s see what’s in here.” He threw open the door with a flourish. After a few seconds, he turned around and shook his head. ‘It’s full of sugars and carbohydrates. I hate to say this, but you’ll have to put it out. No bread, no cake, so soda, no booze, no pasta, no dairy, no rice, no fruit.” Celestia’s lips frowned deeper and deeper as her favorite things were all ruled out one by one.

Luna sighed, “Shame, I really like peach things.”

“I like peaches, too,” he said.

Celestia interjected, “I like bananas more.”

“What about pineapples,” inquired Luna.

“Sorry, ladies, but that’s all forbidden fruit. Sweet, though.” He noticed the glum looks of the two princesses. “Don’t worry,” he said. “You won’t have to abstain forever and there’s plenty of good stuff you can have right now. Celestia nodded. “Anyway, is there some sort of workout area so I can take you through some exercises you can do?”

“Yes,” Celestia answered. “I’ll take you.” She gave him a hooded look.

“Sounds good,” replied Hardened Fast with a wicked smile to Luna’s dismay. Celestia sprang from the counter and immediately began to lead the other two towards her tower and its private indoor gym. She led the way, sashaying her hips temptingly behind her. She used her wings to fly up staircases while presenting the stallion with a completely guilt-free clear view of what she had to offer.

She was interrupted by Luna calling out, “Sister, contain yourself. Our guest cannot fly like us.” She looked back to see Luna standing in front of their now red-faced instructor.

“I’m sorry. Am I being too much?”

He shook his head. “Nah, Celestia, you’re just getting me warmed up. In fact, let’s warm up on the way there by jogging.”

“Suits me,” the alicorns said together as they set off, leaving the earth pony behind thanks to their much longer strides.

Luna chided, “Celestia, I’m doing this because I love you; would you please show your appreciation by not flustering him while he is trying to help you.”

“I know it’s bad form, Luna, but I’m having so much fun doing it. Besides, you know it’s been a while since I’ve been able to have a nice stallion.”

“If I didn’t love you so much, Tia, thou would have driven me mad.”

“That’s why I’ll never become queen while I have you, Woona.”

“No king would put up with you.”

“And no king could take your sleep schedule.” They smiled at each other. Eventually, they came to their goal, and despite their greater strides and ability to fly up staircases, they never had to slow down to allow him to catch up.

Harden said, “I see you take working hard seriously.” The princesses smirked. “Now, let’s start with some stretches on that mat over there.” The stallion pointed to a corner of the gym and walked over with the princesses behind him. “Celestia, Luna, do you two have anything more comfortable to wear for this?”

Luna said, “I’ll be back in a minute” and walked to the bathroom in the back.

Celestia simply replied, “Just let me whip this out.” The stunning alicorn began to shake her body as she pulled up her shirt, allowing her luxurious, buxom breasts to come tumbling free from their confinement in her shirt as they bounced, supported only by a skimpy, yellow sports bra. She tossed her shirt away and continued the striptease, lying on her back with one leg in the air, giving Harden Fast a glance before spinning around to present her breasts and face to him as she undid the snap on her skirt and threw it off to reveal her yellow one inch spandex shorts. Celestia arched her back and sommersaulted over to let him see her generous plot before finally rolling over and assuming a sitting position just as Luna came back in a sports bra and yoga pants.

“Like what you see,” asked Luna to the stunned stallion.

“Y-yeah, wonderful, you’re the best. Mares like you are always a pleasure to work with.” The royal sisters noticed that there was a definite shape in his shorts. “Now, your body won’t have the energy to make strides in fitness or gain muscle. You just won’t be feeding it what it needs to do that. What you can do is low-intensity exercise to keep your body in good shape while releasing pent up energy and stress.”

Luna sat down on the mat and the stallion led them into their first stretch. They bent over to touch their toes. Harden saw the lovely behinds of the mares reflected in the mirrors. Both Celestia and Luna were quite flexible. Luna was more slender than Celestia, but was also shorter, as well as having smaller breasts and less curve to her hips. He seized the opportunity to walk up to the beauties and admire them as he critiqued their form. Celestia’s lush physique was something spectacular with all its bare, white flesh, but there was also something to be said for Luna’s model slenderness and her black flesh pressed into her skintight violet garments.

“I want you to lift your right arm up,” he said. They both complied. Celestia caught him blushing out of the corner of her eye as he took in her barely contained breasts. She winked. He moved his arm forwards and touched her side, tracing his finger around the side of her breast and then up to his arm, where his strong hands guided her supple body into position.

Celestia teased, “Like this, Hard?”

“Yeah, I um mean, good.” He turned to Luna. “Left arm up.” She obeyed, but bent her knee slightly. He put one hand on her thigh and the other on her knee. “Beautiful. Keep it straight, Luna. Don’t let it bend.”

“You can say that twice,” added Celestia.

Harden moved back to his position and resumed the stretch. Then he said, “now spread your legs shoulder width apart and gradually bring yourself to the ground.” He modeled the movement for the princesses. “Now lean forward and tilt your head up. Beautiful.”

Luna replied, “Thank you, you are quite a thrill to work with.”

“Absolutely,” agreed Celestia. Both the mares had slight pink tinges on their cheeks and neither of them could stop taking him in all over.

They held the stretch for a full minute before Harden Fast instructed, “Now sit and go to full splits.” Both the mares spread their legs all the way apart. Celestia thrust her chest out, putting all her assets shamelessly on display. Luna followed her lead by sliding forwards to stretch her pants tight against her hot body. “That’s great, girls. Let the tension come and build…” Luna kept her eyes firmly on his straight legs and erect back. Celestia smirked at the reaction his body as having to their activities. “And let it go.” He exhaled, “Go get water – wet your lips and we’ll continue.” Luna immediately stood up and strode away out of sight. Celestia crawled forwards.

She pressed her soft bosoms against his chest and whispered into his ear, “How about something special?” The princess slid her hand into his shorts and brushed against his inner thigh.”

Incredulous, hardly believing his luck, he replied, “I’d rather show you the whole routine first, but other things can count all the same.” Harden Fast brought round a hand and squeezed the princess’s ass. His fingers sunk into the plush curves as his other hand found its way up to fondle her heavenly breasts.

Celestia grabbed his cock. “How about we get more comfortable and I get some of that meat and protein drink you promised me.”

“Hell yeah…” The stallion kissed her breasts and started to remove her bra straps, fully liberating her breasts at last. His hands found them and began to squeeze and knead, paying special attention to her nipples. The mare released a gentle sigh of pleasure and began to massage his hard cock. His fingers hooked into her panties and pulled them down. Then he rubbed about her mound before brushing against her slit. “You’re soaking wet. I want to fuck you, Celestia.” His fingers rubbed around her clip and labia, occasionally teasing into her opening, earning moans from the alicorn.

“Yes, but let me help you with that first so you don’t blow your load like some colt.” And with that, she pulled down his shorts and boxers. She kneeled as she made sultry eye contact and lowered her head into his lap. Her lips and tongue wrapped around the earth pony’s magnificent erection as she started sucking, licking, and bobbing on his hard cock.

He gasped, “Holy fuck, that’s good.” She hummed and redoubled her efforts, feeling him gently caress her head, hair, back, and shoulders as she serviced him. Her hot mouth went all the way down to the base and left split there, making her talented tongue ready to give a hot, moist lick all the way up to the head and make him shudder. Her hands played with his balls and massaged his shaft.

Footsteps. “Sister, what are you doing!?” Luna demanded scandalized.

Celestia paused just long enough to reply, “Alternate exercise complete with a protein snack. You may join us if you wish.” Luna stood there, dumbfounded at the wanton display of lechery. Celestia kept on sucking Harden Fast’s cock as Harden watched Luna stand there, seemingly thinking something through as her hands gradually drifted from her sides to her middle. The lusty princess kept blowing, making sounds to show her enjoyment as she drove her stallion speechless with pleasure, only letting him speak in grunts, groans, and gasps. Luna’s hands drifted to her chest and hips. Slowly, she started to touch herself and let out little noises. She stopped and frowned.

“We are not amused, but if this is what you choose, then we shall partake for the sake of fully participating in this program alongside our sister.” Then, she stripped naked without any ceremony, giving the other two a resigned look by crossing her arms with a huff.

“That’s great!” Shot out Harden Fast, watching her kneel down behind her sister.

“Luna,” called Celestia, “I see you’re getting into this.”

Luna pulled off the yellow shorts, replying, “I’m only doing this for the weight loss, not because I really want to.”

“Oooh, yes, lick me, Luna,” Celestia cajoled, jiggling her ass to give her sister access to her pussy. She heard the slick sounds come from her sister’s pussy as she began to finger herself in earnest.

Harden felt his nuts tighten up and his cock get sensitive. He could hardly contain himself as he gasped, “Cel-Celestia, I’m gonna… cum!”

“Mmmmm, yeah…” Celestia cooed, sucking him off as she stroked with her hands, taking every blast of cum from his jerking cock and swallowing it. His hands found her head and forced it up and down as he grunted and shook at every touch and lick as the ravishing mare sucked his cock dry until he went limp, shuddering as she licked about the sensitive head, sucking up the little spurts of cum leaking from his cock.

“Wow, that was....”

Celestia shushed him by shoving her breasts in his face. “Being thousands of years old makes one very good at these things. Now, take care of me and I’ll really show you what I can do.” He rolled her to the ground which suckling her nipple as he brought his fingers to her pussy and began teasing her clit. “Good boy,” she teased, patting his head.

The stallion’s fingers gradually worked their way into her cunt, starting with just one slowly sliding in and out, gradually building speed and number until he was fucking her with three fingers, and his thumb teased around her clit, sending her spikes of pleasure. Luna masturbated as she watched their acts, driving herself ever closer and closer to climax. As Celestia’s murmurs grew to moans, she inched closer.So aroused, it was not long before the princess felt the carnal lust begin to boil over, making her gasp and jerk with pleasure. She called out, “We’re cumming!” Her hips jerked to the motions of her fingers plunging in and out of her pussy and dancing around her clit. Luna moaned and panted loudly as she came down.

Celestia played with herself, enjoying the spectacle of her sister’s lust. She gave quick commands to Harden Fast, making sure that he hit her just right, making her toes curl and heart pound. Her pussy felt electricity from the stallion’s touches, especially as he stroked the front wall and brushed lightly around her clit. Her hips began to quake.

Feeling the internal heat build, she heard Luna ask, “Sister, would you pleasure us.”

Celestia smiled lustily, “Yes, dear Luna.” She beckoned unsteadily as her own body was wracked with pleasure from her breasts and pussy. Luna stood over Celestia as she elder alicorn began to finger and lick her, both of them trembling happily. Their stallion’s dick began to harden again as he took in the erotic spectacle.

“Keep going – I’m close,” Princess Celestia urged him on. “Yes, just like that!” She heaved, “Just like that! Fuck!” Celestia’s entire body lurched as she hit her orgasm. Carnal lightning coursed from her nethers, paralyzing her with pleasure. She clung to Harder, clutching him into her breasts as her body writhed, still giving Luna everything she could.

The electricity faded and she came down. She looked between Harden Fast’s legs and grinned. “My, aren’t you excited?”

“Hell yeah.” He grinned and kissed her lips.

Celestia wasted no time. She presented her lovely ass to him and commanded, “Fuck me. I want you to rut me – cum in my pussy. Make me your mare.” The stallion leapt on her, rolling her onto her back seizing her hips and entering her slowly, feeling her engulf him. Her legs hooked around his back as his lips clamped around a breast.

“Wow,” he gasped. “Your pussy is amazing.” He thrust into her, balls deep inside her hot pussy. The soft walls cradled and caressed his cock. The wetness let him thrust through her tightness with no resistance, and her heat was unlike he had ever felt in any other mare. Luna lay down and let Celestia resume eating her out. She panted hard, her tongue lolling out of her mouth.

“Getting close, Luna?”

“N-not quite, Tia, though it feels great.” Luna threw her legs around Celestia’s body and rode her hard. Celestia licked Luna deeply, fucking her with her tongue. Her licks sucked and teased kissed around her vulva and on her clit to make the moon princess quiver like a string as she succumbed to the pleasure. Her heat only grew greater the more they continued, leading to them losing themselves in the intimacy and frenzy of the act.

Their erotic noises aroused Fast, driving him to fuck Celestia harder, to feel himself inside her, to make her his mare. Every thrust and motion brought tingles of exquisite pleasure to him as he rutted the beautiful princess like an animal, reaching her depths despite never being gifted in size.

She egged him on. “Fuck me just like that. Harden Fast, hard and fast, deep inside, take me all the way. Yes! AH – o, just like that. More!” She thrust back at him, meeting his thrusts to feel him hit that spot in the deepest part of her, the part that made her tremble with pleasure. She moaned heartily as she fucked her stallion, delighting in primal instincts which drove her to crave his cock more and more, to take him deeper into her pussy. She felt him shake and pant with lust. His hands grabbed breasts and then her shoulders and then pinned her to the floor. She cried out as he forcefully plunged into her once more. Her trembling hips were close to a climax, and she could feel his need, his release drawing near. Her body shook. Luna shook. Faster fucked frantically.

Celestia came first. Her insides clenched tight as the primal fire coursed through her body. She cried out and shook, fucking the others with everything she had as her body went wild with pleasure. Her hearts skipped beats. She felt Harden tense up and surge into her giving her the thing she craved. Hot cum flooded into her tight pussy as he came, filling her as far as he could go, grunting her name, grabbing her hips. They struggled together in bliss as the wave swept through them. The first sparks of Luna’s orgasm ignited and she writhed. Then, Celestia and Harden collapsed, bodies spent. He kissed her breasts one last time and crawled off the Princess. They were satisfied.

All except for Luna. Frustrated, she proclaimed, “Tia, Harden, don’t forget about me!”

“Sorry, Luna,” Harden said. “Just gimme a few to get my strength back.” Celestia lay on the ground, barely able to move.

Luna went over to him and sat on his face, taking his spent sausage into her mouth. The stallion understood and began eating her out as she sucked his sensitive, flaccid cock. Luna trembled at his every touch. She was close. “Oh, yes, more! Give it to me! Don’t stop! Fuck yes! Oooh, lick me! Lick me good! Fuck my pussy hard with your tongue!” She squealed and squirmed. His cock was hardening again as she masterfully suckled, licked and teased. “AAH, fuck, I’m gonna cum! Oh fffuuuuuuuuck!!” Luna’s climax blew her away. Her body danced wildly, her thighs and pussy clenching madly to get every last ounce of pleasure from the act, not caring that her sister was watching, not caring if anypony heard her, not caring that her stallion needed to breathe, not caring about how painfully hard her stallion’s cock was now – just pure orgasmic pleasure coursing from her deepest core.

She collapsed, her orgasm past, but her heat demanded something more than fingers and tongues. “How was that, Luna?”

“Terrific, Fast.” She smiled at him genuinely.

“That was quite a display,” remarked Celestia. “And witnessing it has made our poor stallion go all stiff again.”

Harden Fast chuckled, “Either of you ladies want a direct protein injection? Just one remaining and I don’t recall Princess Luna getting hers yet.”

The black princess laughed, “I’ll take one more round. And you, Tia?”

The white princess crawled over. “Let’s do it together and give him something real special, Woona.”

Luna nodded and turned to the earth pony. “Lie still,” she ordered. “Allow us to do all the work.” The beautiful princesses kissed each other, wrapping each other in a passionate embrace. White hands found black breasts and black hips. Black hands found white breasts and white hips. They felt and knew each other in the most intimate ways from long millennia of closeness and experience. “I love you, Celestia.”

Celestia kissed her. “I love you, Luna.” They felt and touched each other intimately, creating soft moans on the lips of the other. Their bodies fit together in perfect harmony.

Luna whispered, “We should do this more often.”

Celestia laughed, “Let’s do him first.”

Luna let go and moved, standing over Harden’s hardon. “Just relax,” she soothed, crouching down and taking him inside while facing away from him to give him a view of her toned ass while her sister got her front. Celestia embraced her sister again, rubbing her slit against the intimate parts of the two ponies.

Luna began to move her hips. She rode his cock with expert skill, taking him deep before rocking her hips to draw him out before bucking again to let him fill her completely. His cock filled her nicely, giving her the indescribably excitement of being filled, and she wanted him to cum inside her, though it was impossible for him to impregnate an alicorn unless she wished it. Deep instincts drove her to dance atop his cock, slowly, sensuously, savoring every sensation. She stayed wrapped around Celestia, making love to her. She held her sister close, taking advantage of her great bust to bury herself in her breasts and groped the alicorn’s voluptuous body vigorously and exulting in the pleasure from being in the middle of their threesome.

Celestia kissed her sister’s neck and collarbone, caressing the alicorn’s slender frame. She ground her pussy against Luna’s and felt the sensation of Harden’s dick rubbing against her labia and clit. All their parts were pressed together into one shameless orgy of sex. The feeling of rubbing up against another mare was one Celestia loved. She let her lust show, delighting in the contact, allowing the pleasure to exit her lips with a soft cry. Her hips gyrated at a steady rhythm, the pleasure gradually mounting each time her clit brushed against her partners, her heart beating a little bit quicker and her breathing becoming just a bit more erratic. She felt Luna slowly begin to shudder in pleasure, quickening her pace as her desire inflamed. Their bodies rocked together, intertwined perfectly.

Harden Fast gasped as he felt Luna’s pussy massage his dick as she rode him. Her slick walls gently cradled him as their hips rocked together in their erotic dance, growing ever faster as the pleasure mounted. Her insides coiled and wrapped around him, rippling up and down his shaft like invisible hands grasping and rubbing on his cock. He felt Celestia’s hot cunt lips rub against the underside of his cock, making him feel like he was fucking two mares at once in a sea of carnal pleasure, feeling the alternating tides of Luna’s amazing technique and Celestia’s unmatched body fill him with alternating spikes of pleasure, never letting him get used to either one. The exquisite sensations created by the riding princesses made him tense and squirm in pleasure. He felt her get hotter and wetter as she rode faster. He thrust up into her, his lust getting the better of him. He wanted to cum inside this princess, just like the other.

Luna reacted with pleasant squeals and responded to his thrusts by bucking her hips harder, no longer just riding him but fucking him in an erotic dance. Celestia redoubled her ministrations, just grinding her hips faster, but now sucking her sister’s tear and fingering her clit, which Luna enthusiastically reciprocated, eliciting a new series of moans from both of them. They kept going as if in a trance, going harder and harder and faster and faster in a race to finish.

They all came together. Their orgasms hit them like a carnal freight train, the pleasure overwhelming them. Harden’s cock shot spurt after spurt of cum into Luna’s pussy, and coated Celestia’s lips with white. He bucked into the mares, unable to stop his chorus of primal sounds. Celestia and Luna’s voices joined his as they all writhed together in orgasmic ecstasy. At last spent, the three collapsed together.

Celestia asked, “Was that good for you?”

“Spectacular,” answered Luna.

Celestia quipped, “For somepony who was so reluctant, you definitely were pretty enthusiastic, Woona.” Luna blushed.

“That was incredible. Holy fuck,” panted Harden Fast.

“Of course the sex was great. I was talking about the exercise.”

The stallion swallowed. “Luna had it about right, but you were doing it too hard for the diet.”

Luna laughed. Celestia groaned. “Totally worth it. If this is what you can give me, Harden Fast, I’ll take you on. So, next week, same time?”

“You bet.”

Princess Luna saw the light go on in the kitchen. With a sigh, she stepped in to see her sister at the fridge, drinking wine straight from the bottle. Luna facepalmed. “Tia, did you take away anything from Harden Fast, OTHER than his jizz?”

“That his diet is a great offer and I should take it.”

“And what exactly is his offer?”

“Have him come around at least once a week to give me his protein drinks and exercises.”

“So where, Tia, are you directly disobeying his instructions?”

Celestia grinned. “To keep him around so he can punish me for being a bad girl.”

Luna groaned, “Are you fucking me?”

“Yes, and him too Don’t forget to remind me to bring ropes and the gimp suit.”

“Stars above, Tia! Good night. I love you.”

“I love you too, Woona,” the alicorn said as she pulled out the cake and started on just a small slice.

Author's Note

Completely ridiculous clop written just for lulz. I hope you enjoyed it. I swear, I was NOT drunk when I wrote this. No booze, just sleep deprivation and a story inspired by a pic I alas was forbidden from using for cover art.

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