All Hail The Muffin Queen!

by SydneyPeaches

Rating: everyone
Tags: Main 6, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Dinky Hooves, Random, Derpy Hooves, Princess Celestia, Alternate Universe
Length: 1104

Derpy becomes Queen of Muffinquestria. 'Nuff said.

Derpy is now the Muffin Queen of Muffinquestria. With Princess Dinky at her side, what could go wrong?
Everything.

ETIDED EDITED BY
Blaze Heart On Fire

Published 2014-12-03 04:00:04 UTC
Last updated 2014-12-03 04:00:04 UTC

The Only Muffin Chapter

Derpy woke up. She looked around and smiled. For some reason, she was teleported to a muffin castle. "Sissy!" She heard Dinky calling. Suddenly, Dinky burst though
the muffin door. Literally. Dinky left a Dinky sized hole in the door.

"Where are we?" Dinky asked.

"Who cares?" Derpy replied. "I'm in a MUFFIN CASTLE!!!! WOOHOO!!!!"

Derpy ran around the castle, eating every muffin object in sight, including the walls. Within 3 hours, there was no more Muffinquestria castle. At least, that was what all of the muffin-ponies called it.

Suddenly, a Sonic Muffin-Boom exploded across Muffinquestria. "BOOM!!" And Muffinlestia appeared. "Hello, Queen Derpy of Muffinquestria. I see that you ate your castle. Would you like to go to Muffinville to see the Elements of Muffinness?" Derpy nodded wildly.

"And would Princess Dinky like to come too?" Muffinlestia asked.

"I'M A PRINCESS!?!?!" Dinky screamed.

"Why yes you are, my diddily derpiddy Dinky. Now let's GO!!!" And the 3 ponies disappeared in a spectacular bright muffin light.
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Derpy suddenly appeared with Dinky and Muffinlestia in front of Golden Muffin Library. And true to it's name, the library was one giant golden muffin. Derpy looked down. She had a beautiful gold muffin dress on, and she had a muffin crown on. For a second, Derpy wanted to eat her clothes. But that would just be weird. She looked to her left. She acknowledged what Muffinlestia looked like. She was like Celestia, but more muffin-ier. She was smaller, and she didn't have her wings. Derpy looked to her right. Dinky was wearing a brown-silver muffin dress with a smaller muffin crown on top of her head.

Suddenly, Derpy got a headache. She looked up. She could see a gray horn on top of her head. Hmmm... She thought. If I think about a muffin, maybe it will appear. Not that this place needs another muffin, though. "POOF!" Suddenly a shimmering muffin appeared in the yellow aura of Derpy's horn. Derpily, Derpy ate the muffin. Then she knocked.

A brownish-lavender muffincorn answered the door. "Oh my goodness, Queen Derpy, Princess Dinky, and..." She trailed off.

"I'm Muffinlestia, the Queen's royal helper." Muffinlestia replied.

"In that case, i'm Twilight Muffin. My helper, Muff, is on vacation in Muffhattan. He's a Dragmuff. A baby Dragmuff!" Twilight said. "Come in, my friends are in here."

One by one, Twilight introduced the other 5 Elements of Muffinness to Derpy, Dinky, and Muffinlestia. Muffinjack, Muffin Pie, Muffin Dash, Fluttermuffin, and Rarimuffin.

"Hello!" Dinky said happily to the Elements.

"Hi!" They each replied.

"BANG!" The door to Golden Muffin Library flew open. A orange and reddish Pegasus named Blaze Heart and a red maned and blue unicorn named Diamond Rose walked in. "What in the name of Celestia is going on?" Blaze said.

"Who's Celestia?" Muffinlestia asked.

Diamond just hoof-faced. Blaze rolled her eyes.

"Bye." Diamond said, and the pegasus and unicorn disappeared in a bunch of purple sparkles.

"What was that all about?" Dinky asked.

"I don't know.." Derpy said suspiciously. "Wait here." Then Derpy disappeared in a golden flash.

Derpy appeared on top of a speeding muffin train with bubbles coming out of the smokestack. The muffponies in the trainmuff car below her screamed happily when Derpy flew down to say hi to the muffponies. She stayed there for an hour, signing foreheads and giving out 'I meet Queen Derpy of Muffinquestria' t-shirts to ALL the ponies on the train, including the conductor.

By the time she returned to Golden Muffin Library, things were a little fuzzy for her. It was like Golden Muffin Library was there, but it wasn't. All of a sudden, Derpy heard a voice.Deeeerrrrpppyyy.... It said. "Mumph?" Derpy replied. BAM!

And Derpy was back in her bed with Dinky staring at her. "Something weird is going on outside, Sis. Things are randomly turning into muffins!"

Nothing could have got Derpy out of bed faster. She ran outside and instantly got hit with a beam of magic from a unicorn.

She was back in Muffinquestria. Just then, Derpy got the craziest idea. If I try to connect these 2 dimensions together, maybe I will be an alicorn in the regular Equestria! She sparked her horn, and a giant golden "BOOM!" happened and she was back in Equestria WITH her horn.

"Yeah, Alicorn Derpy in da house!" Derpy shrieked, and reversed the crazy muffin spell.

The spell didn't EXACTLY reverse. All the muffin magic combined and "POOF!" A giant muffin castle appeared. Derpy blinked in awe. Wdo"ewryp"aids. "Ha ha!" Pinkie Pie said gleefully after she scrambled up Diamond's sentence. "Hey!" Diamond exclaimed, entering from a glowing portal into the story. "Put the sentence back!"

"Fine. You're no fun." Pinkie said before putting the sentence back together.

"Wow," Derpy said. "It's our new home, Dinky!"

"And mine!" A singsong voice exclaimed. "When you connected the two dimensions, I came too!" Muffinlestia stepped out from her perch on the top of the muffin castle. Out of the blue, the Muffin 6 appeared and started singing a song:

Let the muffins remind you, that together we will always DERP. Let the muffins remind you, that forever our muffin-friendship will survive! Eat it Now-OW! eat it now-OW! Let the muffins remind you, that together we will always, DERP.
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"And that, my little pony, is what would happen if we gave you permission to access to all the muffins in Equestria to build a muffin castle." Princess Celestia declared.

"Awwww... Come ON! Please?" Derpy asked.

Princess Celestia replied by levitating Derpy out of the room. "Aww. Muffins. Wait. MUFFINS!" Derpy flew all the way back home to her house to eat 86 muffins that were delivered to her house that morning.
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Author's Note

Hi everyone! Do you think I should write more short stories like this one or continue with long-term projects? Your choice!
This story is also a slight collab with Blaze Heart On Fire so you can check her out. This story was made to get people to check her out because no one has looked at her page exept me. =( If you have a story idea, go ahead and comment it on here and I will write some of the ones I find most interesting!!
Here is a question: What would you do if you got a muffin castle?
Leave comments with your answers to this question and follow me and Blaze Heart On Fire!
If you don't know, Diamond Rose and Blaze Heart are me and Blaze Heart On Fire's OCs.
Thanks For Reading!!!
SydneyPeaches
Edited by:
Blaze Heart On Fire