How Would You Do Sunset Shimmer?

by MythrilMoth

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Equestria Girls, Sex, Main 7 (EqG), Slice of Life
Length: 979

The Rainbooms discuss how they'd do Sunset Shimmer.

At a sleepover at Rarity's place, the Rainbooms take turns telling Sunset Shimmer how each of them would do her.

Published 2014-12-13 02:40:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-12-13 02:40:03 UTC

Good Clean Fun

Ever since the defeat of the Dazzlings, the Rainbooms had decided to have a slumber party once a week, changing venues each week. This week, they were lounging in Rarity's spacious, luxuriously-appointed bedroom. Rarity had acquired a bottle of champagne, and she and Rainbow Dash were slightly tipsy. Of the others, only Pinkie Pie and Sunset Shimmer had sampled any champagne, but it didn't seem to affect them at all.

"We need to think of a good party game," Rarity declared as she examined her fingernails.

"Yeah! Party games are fun!" Pinkie agreed cheerfully.

"I've got one!" Rainbow said. "And it's an awesome one, because we can all pick on Sunset Shimmer a little bit!"

Sunset Shimmer frowned. "Why would you want to pick on me?" she asked.

"Why wouldn't we wanna pick on you?" Rainbow retorted, sticking out her tongue. "I mean, you're our friend and all, and we've forgiven you, and we think you're awesome now, but..." She grinned cheekily. "You've kinda earned some payback, and you know it."

"Oh, Rainbow Dash, don't be like that," Fluttershy said softly.

Sunset sighed and rolled her eyes. "Fine, get it out of your system," she said. "I do sort of deserve it..."

"Yes!" Rainbow cheered. "Okay girls...this is the game we're gonna play." A positively evil leer crossed her face as she leaned in; the others leaned in closer in anticipation. "Each of us is gonna take turns answering one question. And that question is...

"How would you do Sunset Shimmer?"

"WHAT?!" Sunset cried.

Rarity sat back, letting out a dramatic gasp. "Rainbow Dash! Honestly!"

"Oh my gosh, Dashie! That's so wrong!" Pinkie said, giggling.

Fluttershy's cheeks turned pink. "Do? You mean as in...?" She made a circle with the thumb and index finger of her right hand, then passed the index finger of her left hand through it repeatedly. At Rainbow's nod, she blushed harder. "Oh my..."

"I didn't know you were in the habit of having depraved sexual fantasies about me, Rainbow Dash," Sunset said, glaring at Rainbow.

"I'm so totally not!" Rainbow said. "I just wanna watch everybody get all awkward and find out just how sick you girls can be."

"Never as sick and depraved as you, Rainbow Dash," Rarity said archly, tossing her hair.

Rainbow stuck her tongue out at Rarity. "So, who's gonna go first?"

"I will!" Pinkie Pie declared cheerfully. She beamed at Sunset Shimmer. "I'd cover her naked body from head to toe in whipped cream, then lick it aaaaaaaaallllllll off."

Sunset stared at Pinkie. "Is...is that what all that whipped cream in your refrigerator is for?"

Pinkie smirked. "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe."

Everyone stared at her. She giggled. "Well...I have licked whipped cream off a boy I kinda like. Well, one part of him in particular anyway."

"Gaah," Rarity said.

"Wow," Sunset said. "Did not need that mental image."

"Hey Dashie, how would you do Sunset Shimmer?" Pinkie asked. "This is your game, after all..."

Rainbow shrugged. "With a strap-on? I don't have anything really weird or kinky or special in mind, I just think it'd be cool to hear her scream as I pound her pussy like WHAM WHAM WHAM."

Everyone scooted away from Rainbow Dash. "I believe there are...ahem...professionals who can help you with that sort of...thing," Rarity said delicately.

Sunset shook her head, grimacing. "What about you, AJ? No, wait...let me guess. It'd involve a horse somehow. Or ropes."

Applejack scratched her nose. "Actually, uh...Ah'd jes' let mah brother rail ya while Ah record th' whole thing on video," she said. "Ah mean, if Ah was as nasty-minded as Rainbow Dash."

"Big Macintosh? Really?" Sunset asked.

"Eeyup," Applejack said, nodding. "Ah know he'd do it, too...Ah seen 'im starin' at yer tits last time you was out at th' farm."

Sunset thought about that for a moment. "Huh," she said. Her cheeks flushed. "I...am surprisingly okay with that!"

"Yay! We found Sunset Shimmer a new boyfriend!" Pinkie cheered, tossing handfuls of streamers and confetti in the air.

"So what about you, Rarity?" Rainbow asked. "How would you do Sunset Shimmer?"

"I wouldn't," Rarity said, turning her nose up. "A lady does not indulge in such lurid fantasies..."

"Oh come on, after what she did to you at the Spring Fling?" Rainbow asked. "You gotta want some kind of dirty revenge..."

"I have absolutely no difficulty picturing Rarity in leather dominatrix gear," Sunset said. "Stiletto heeled boots and a whip and everything."

"Yeah, and then she'd tie you up and whip your hiney like a naughty child until you were crying like 'Waaaaaah, stoooooooooop, I'm sorry!' and then she'd tell you to call her queen and tell her what a dirty little whore you are!" Pinkie said.

"Goodness," Fluttershy said softly. "I...I can actually see that happening."

"Me too," Applejack said, eyes wide.

"Such imaginations you girls have!" Rarity said. "Why, I would...I would never dream of doing anything of the sort! Why, I am as pure as the driven snow!"

"Oh yeah?" Pinkie asked. She reached under Rarity's bed and pulled out a long, phallic object with a vivid purple grip and a translucent pink shaft, revealing a vibrator apparatus and numerous small, glistening beads inside.

"UNHAND TOM THIS INSTANT!" Rarity screeched, making a diving grab for the dildo.

As Rarity chased Pinkie around the room, the others stared at them for a long moment. Then, shaking her head, Sunset turned to Fluttershy. "Well?" she asked.

"Umm...what?" Fluttershy replied.

"How would you do me?" she asked.

"Oh," Fluttershy said, ducking her head. "Well...umm..." She played with her hair. "I..."

Pinkie Pie and Rarity froze in their tracks, and Applejack and Rainbow Dash stared in shock, as Fluttershy showed them all exactly how she'd do Sunset Shimmer.

She didn't even need whipped cream. Or Tom.

Author's Note

Wanted to write something short, silly, and perverted.