A Brony's Toenails in Equestria

by Super Trampoline

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Human, Comedy
Length: 107

"BronyWriter, your toenails are REALLY long!" ~Pen Stroke, BABSCon 2015

"BronyWriter, you have really long toenails!" ~Pen Stroke

Inspired by this true quote (he was there!), Super Trampoline writes of a Brony whose long and swiftly growing toenails make their way into Equestria where they have many adventures with the Mane 6.

Guaranteed to be %100 stupid, or your downvote back!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-07-06 22:17:44 UTC

Prologue

Edward Toenailfeet didn't ask to be born the way he was. He didn't ask to have toenails that grew at a rapid-but-variable-according-to-the-needs-of-the-plot rate. But he was, and he had to learn to cope with it. Fortunately, his crazy but brilliant uncle had invented shoes with built in toenail clippers. Unfortunately, he had to sleep with them on, or else he'd wake up in the morning with really long toenails. Even taking them off to shower could leave his toenails several inches long. Brutal, man! But he was alive, and he managed to live a fairly normal life, until one day a portal to Equestria opened...