Could You Sign My Crotch?

by Yukito

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Slice of Life, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other
Length: 4380

Twilight meets her favourite author/detective. Twilight is a foalcon. Put two and two together

Twilight Sparkle admires the young Prancy Drew. As an author, Prancy Drew is a genius. As a detective, Prancy Drew is a prodigy. As a filly, she is adorable. As a foalcon, Twilight is not going to pass up the oppurtunity of a lifetime when Prancy Drew visits Ponyville.

Published 2015-05-17 18:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-05-17 18:10:02 UTC

Could You Sign My Crotch?

Prancy Drew was excited to be a part of the Ponyville scavenger hunt that she had been hired by an old friend to partake in with his daughter and her friend. Aside from being able to solve some good riddles, she was also given the chance to make some new friends that were her own age. She was even considering taking a vacation in the quiet little town. The sights were something to behold and the lack of ponies pining over her brains was a great relief. Though that wasn't to say that she had no fans at all in this town. In particular, she seemed to have caught the eye of the princess who lived there!

"This is so cool! I can't wait to show this to my mother!" Twilight Sparkle smiled with glee as she put her book away, taking great care as she slid it into her saddlebag.

"I must say that it is an honour to be asked for my autograph by a princess, of all ponies," Prancy Drew said as she adjusted her glasses. "I would very much enjoy picking your brain about a few ideas I had in mind for my next book."

A star sparkled in Twilight's eye and she grinned. "Well, there's still some time until the scavenger hunt begins. Perhaps you'd like to come with me to my castle and we could talk over some tea?"

Prancy Drew gasped. "A private talk with a princess in her castle! Why, I would be absolutely bonkers to pass up this chance!"

"Well then, shall we?" Twilight Sparkle turned around and led the filly through the town, towards her castle. As she did, many ideas circulated in her mind and the area between her legs began to tingle. 'Oh, we'll do more than talk, my dear detective.'

Twilight shut the door behind herself and watched as Prancy Drew took in the glorious sight of the huge, magnificent castle that she was now in. Whilst the filly was distracted, Twilight locked the door with her magic and casually trotted into the direction of the kitchen. "I'll go put on some tea," she said in a soothing tone. "You go ahead and make yourself… comfortable."

"Thank you, Princess."

"Please," Twilight said with a chuckle, "Call me Twilight."

"Oh, but I couldn't-"

"I insist."

"… Very well then, Miss Twilight."

Twilight's heart skipped a beat and she decided to accept the compromise. She rushed into the kitchen before her legs acted out and tackled the filly too quickly.

"Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my GOSH," Twilight whispered to herself as she filled her kettle with water and set it over her hearth. "I can't believe the Prancy Drew is in my house! And that I'll soon be having sex with her!" Twilight had to contain herself to avoid from squealing in delight. She put some tea leaves into a teapot and waited for the whistling of the kettle to tell her that the water was ready. "First, I'll help her relax. Then, I'll gently start to feel her up and pretend that nothing's wrong. When she gets comfortable with the contact, I'll get a little more bold. Soon she'll enjoy it and practically beg me for more!"

Twilight caught her mouth watering and reached over for some paper towels to wipe up the drool. After pouring two cups of tea and placing them onto a tray, Twilight took a deep breath to ready herself and walked back out into the living room.

"Miss Twilight," Prancy Drew said as she heard hoofsteps approaching her, "You know Daring Do?"

Twilight noticed that Prancy was looking at some photographs on a cabinet, one of which showed herself and her friends smiling with A. K. Yearling, AKA Daring Do.

"Oh, yeah. Kind of a long story, but we helped her out when she was in trouble once." Twilight frowned. She remembered being upset that Daring Do had to leave before Twilight could really speak to her. But in the end, Daring Do was too old for her anyway. Not like the sweet, innocent Prancy Drew. 'I bet Rainbow Dash probably regretted missing that chance, though.'

"She's something of a rival of mine," Prancy Drew explained. "She beat me to the punch in one of the cases that I worked several months ago. She usually doesn't let many ponies know of her true identity."

"Well, like I said, she was in kind of a bind." 'Aaand we kinda busted into her house…' Twilight placed the tray onto a small table in the centre of the room and sat down on one of the cushions. "The tea's ready. There are also snacks if you'd like any."

"No thank you. It would spoil my appetite," Prancy Drew said, joining Twilight at the table and sitting at the cushion opposite to her. She lifted the cup closest to her and inhaled the scent, humming in delight, before taking a sip.

"I know I'm no gourmet tea maker," Twilight admitted with a blush.

"It's delicious," Prancy Drew said, taking another few sips before lowering the cup down with a pleasent sigh. "Never sell yourself short, Miss Twilight."

Twilight's heart fluttered as she heard those words and she had to take a long sip of her own cup of tea in order to calm herself down. "T-Thank you, Miss Drew."

"Oh my." Prancy Drew bit her lip and said, "I'm sorry, it just… feels strange, to have a princess refer to me as 'Miss Drew'."

"Would just 'Drew' be okay then?" Twilight asked as she leaned forward. "It's a nice name, y'know."

"Thank you. My father chose it."

Twilight leaned a little closer, still smiling as Prancy Drew smiled back nervously. She stopped and pulled back a little. "Oh, are you comfortable? I have more cushions in the other room."

Prancy Drew shook her head. "I'm fine, thank you. Now, about my next book…"

"Oh, yes. Please share your ideas with me and I'll let you know what I think."

"Well, it's based loosely on a case I completed recently involving a missing colt from Baltimare. A ransom note was left at the doorstep of the parents and the police were left baffled. I must admit that I had trouble myself, but that was when I turned my thinking around and found that…"

As Prancy Drew continued to speak, Twilight simply nodded repeatedly in blissful silence. She watched as the filly took a moment to continue drinking her tea, licking her lips as she imagined drinking that same tea out of Prancy Drew's mouth. The filly continued to explain her story whilst an idea crossed Twilight's mind. She used her magic to levitate a napkin to Prancy Drew's mouth.

"Hold on. You've got some on your lips."

Prancy Drew stuttered but held still as Twilight rubbed the napkin against the corners of her mouth. When it was over, she said, "T-Thank you, but I believe I could have cleaned it myself."

"Oh, sorry," Twilight said sheepishly as she put the clean napkin down. She admired the filly's face and smiled. "There. Now you're perfect."

"Uh… A-Anyway, as I was saying, the real puzzle was of course finding the decisive evidence."

"Mhm…" Twilight scooted slowly around the table as Prancy Drew spoke, soon finding her way next to the confused-looking filly. "What then?"

Prancy Drew was silent for a moment before continuing with her story. "T-Then I revealed that it was all a trick to make the culprit confess, abolishing the need for that decisive evi… dence…" Prancy Drew slowly shifted her eyes down to her thighs as she felt something brushing against them. There, she saw a purple hoof rubbing her right hind leg. "M-Miss Twilight?"

"That was wonderful," Twilight said in a dreamy tone, scooting closer to the filly who, in response, scooted slightly backwards. "You're a smart filly, you know that? Smart and… so cute…"

"… Miss Twilight, are you trying to seduce me?"

Twilight ground to a halt. "… W-What do you mean?"

Prancy Drew cleared her throat and slowly pushed Twilight's hoof to the side. "Miss Twilight, with respect, I am no ordinary filly. I have been involved in cases involving foalnapping, murder, and yes, even sexual abuse. So I am well aware of when a pony is seducing another pony or, as it is more commonly referred to, 'hitting on them'. I might also add that, as a filly, I am well under the legal age of consent in this country and so this sort of conduct is highly inappropriate and illegal."

"… You are smart," Twilight said, her eyes wide, before she grinned and leaned forwards. "I've never had a filly fight back with words before. You're just so… so perfect."

Prancy Drew gasped as she felt Twilight's hoof stroking her leg again, this time making its way up fairly quickly towards her 'no-no zone'. "M-Miss Twilight, I must insist that you stop this!" she said as she tried to push the hoof back.

"Come on, I promise I won't hurt you," Twilight said as she pushed against the filly's resistance, trying desperately to reach her prize. "And I promise you'll enjoy it. So what if you're young? You're smart, and you clearly know about this stuff, so where's the harm?"

"But… that's not…"

"Besides, aren't you even a little curious?" Twilight asked, finally managing to slip past the filly's forehooves and making contact with her fillyhood. She made Prancy Drew gasp as she gently stroke her entrance, using her free forehoof to hold the quivering filly as she continued to massage slowly until she finally felt a tiny trickle against her fur. "There, you see? Just leave it all to me. I know that you're going to love this."

Prancy Drew shivered as she felt Twilight's hoof tracing along the outside of her vagina and gently caressing her clitoris. She tried to resist the stimulation, but knew that it was a futile effort. Despite how much she had read about sex, she had never actually experienced it herself before. She had never even touched herself, finding masturbation to be a waste of time that could otherwise be spent solving mysteries. She knew that sex was supposed to feel good, but nothing could have prepared her for what she felt as Twilight gently began to insert her hoof into the filly's sopping hole.

"J-Jinkies!" Prancy Drew cried as she held tightly onto Twilight's leg, her hips shaking uncontrollably as a wave of juices exploded out of her fillyhood. Twilight's hoof stopped and pulled back out, the stimulation only serving to draw out the filly's first orgasm by another few seconds. Finally, she stopped, and was left heaving as she tried to catch her breath.

"See? I knew you would like that," Twilight declared, bringing her hoof to her mouth and tasting the juices that stained her coat, humming in blissful delight as the taste of young, virgin filly flooded her mind. Sweet, with a bit of a kick to it. She wanted more of it, and her eyes fell down straight to the source.

"T-This is wrong," Prancy Drew said as she regained her composure, sitting up and crossing her hind legs. "We shouldn't be doing this. It's illegal."

Twilight Sparkle reached forward and grabbed the filly's sweater. "You're right, we shouldn't be doing this," Twilight admitted, pulling the sweater up and off of the filly, exposing her entire body. "But isn't that what makes it so exciting? Doesn't that just make you want to try it even more?"

Prancy Drew gulped as Twilight lifted her up and brought her closer to the mare's body. Twilight connected her lips with Prancy's and fell down onto her back, tracing her tongue along the lips that Prancy Drew had sealed shut to prevent access.

When Twilight parted her lips from Prancy Drew's, she asked, "Isn't that why you became a detective at such a young age? The thrill of adventure, the excitement every time you experience something new… and the fact that you defy everypony's expectations of you. You don't follow society's rules; you live life how you want."

"But I still follow the law," Prancy Drew squeaked as she tried to squirm out of Twilight's hold.

"Hasn't there ever been a time where you just want to… break free, and do what you want, even if it that meant bending the rules sometimes?" Prancy Drew stopped moving and remained silent. "So there has been. And that's normal. So long as you're not hurting anypony, what's the harm in indulging yourself from time-to-time?"

"But I…"

"Didn't it feel good when you came just now?" Twilight asked, tracing her hooves along Prancy Drew's small, rounded bottom, stopping at the base of the filly's tail and tracing circles around it for a couple of seconds. This prompted positive squeaks from the filly that Twilight relished. "Don't you want to experience that feeling again? If nothing else than to simply feel and understand it?"

Prancy Drew's cheeks turned red and she squirmed her hind legs as the tingling feeling between her legs changed. It was still an odd feeling, but she was no longer scared or confused, more… intrigued. "I-It did feel… pleasurable…"

Twilight chuckled inside as she kissed Prancy Drew once more, trying one more time to slip her tongue into the filly's mouth. After only a little resistance, Prancy Drew's mouth opened and the filly moaned as Twilight started swirling her tongue around her partner's. 'Score.'

Prancy Drew allowed Twilight to lead at first, simply keeping her hooves against Twilight's chest ready to push back if things started to take a turn that she didn't like. She felt a pair of hooves caressing her flanks and started to grow uncomfortable again, but Twilight's touch was soft and gentle. It made the filly feel that there was nothing to fear, that she could trust Twilight despite the illicit act. She felt the hooves moving slowly in circles and felt her tail starting to rise, a biological sign given by ponies to indicate they are ready and willing to receive.

After finding herself comfortable with the situation that she was in, Prancy Drew decided to take the chance to explore some of her curiosities that she never realised she even had. For example, what a mare's fully grown pair of breasts feel like. She reached a hoof below and tried to squeeze it between herself and Twilight, but found the position that she was in to be awkward. She had to adjust but that meant interrupting the continuing kiss she was having with Twilight, something that the older mare quickly picked up on.

Looking down, Twilight found Prancy Drew trying to reach her hoof to her crotch and giggled. "Do you want me to make it easier for you?"

Prancy Drew froze and turned her head up to face Twilight. Slowly, she gave a nod, and then found herself levitating upwards in Twilight's magic before being spun around. She came back down again and was met with Twilight's perky breasts and a soaked, winking marehood in-between two spread legs. "Is that better?" she heard Twilight ask.

"Y-Yes," Prancy Drew answered, slowly and cautiously extending her hoof out. She flicked the nipple of Twilight's left breast, earning another giggle from the mare. She tried pressing her hoof into the breast, earning a silent hum, and then started to fondle it.

As the filly began her exploration of Twilight's teats, the princess decided to treat herself to another helping of Prancy Drew's sweet nectar. Using her hooves to spread the filly's legs, Twilight leaned forwards and gave a long, sensual lick against the winking slit before her. She heard Prancy Drew moan and dug her muzzle in, lapping away at the natural secretions staining her fur whilst her breasts continued to be teased by tiny hooves. 'I've got her. I had to take a different route than usual, but I've got her.'

Prancy Drew found it difficult to concentrate as she felt Twilight's tongue going to town on her from behind. Unlike last time, with Twilight's hoof, there was no shock factor or confusion overlapping with the intense pleasure that she was feeling. She knew what all of this was, and she was no longer taken off guard, so all that was left was the continuing bursts of pleasure passing through her system, like nothing she had ever felt before. Her books certainly did not help her to appreciate just how good sex actually felt, and she was beginning to understand why adults did it so much.

A thought crossed Prancy Drew's mind as she gasped. 'I-I should return the favour. It's only common courtesy.' Pulling herself forward a little, Prancy Drew caught a whiff of Twilight's sex. She felt a little lightheaded for a moment, before shaking it off and reaching her hooves down to part Twilight's lips. As expected, there was no hymen. There were plenty of fluids, though, and a very erect clitoris. 'I can't reach her vagina, but the clitoris is an erogenous zone, so maybe if I just stimulate that.'

Twilight paused for a second and jumped up with a jolt. From out of nowhere, her lower body was starting to feel intensely good. Her legs were shaking, her crotch was squirming, and her brain was screaming 'YES!'. She knew the feeling: the feeling of a tongue flicking her clitoris over-and-over again. She had not anticipated it, though, and so the feeling was multiplied tenfold.

"Y-Yes! K-Keep doing that," she encouraged, before getting back to her meal. 'I-Incredible! She's a-acting on her own much faster than the o-other fillies! I knew she was s-smarter and wiser t-than other fillies, but this… She's perfect!'

Prancy Drew appreciated the praise from Twilight letting her know that she was on the right track, and continued to do what she was doing, mixing it up a little bit by experimenting with different stroke patterns with her tongue. Meanwhile, Twilight was still ravishing the filly from behind, soon sending her over the edge as another intense orgasm sprayed all over the princess' face and into her mouth.

As Prancy Drew came, she was forced to stop working on Twilight's clitoris as she screamed over the entire course of her orgasm. Unfortunately, this happened when Twilight herself was only moments away from cumming too. Desperate, Twilight Sparkle used her magic to pin Prancy Drew's head down, muffling the filly's screams as her mouth completely enveloped the mare's throbbing clit.

The vibrations as Prancy Drew screamed into Twilight's crotch, together with her tongue wildly and randomly flicking Twilight's clit, soon sent the princess' over the edge, causing her back to arch and her hips to spasm as she sprayed the lower part of Prancy Drew's muzzle and stained the floor of the castle beneath them.

"Oh god oh god OH!" Twilight rode out her orgasm for several long moments, panting and screaming as she wrapped her hooves around her partner's body, holding the little Prancy Drew close to her. "OH PRANCY, OHHHH!"

When it had finally ended, the princess flopped down onto her back, heaving together with her partner as the two took a full minute to collect their thoughts. Prancy Drew was the first one to move, rolling off of Twilight and sitting herself down on her flanks as she tried to get out her thoughts on what had just transpired. "T-That was… I… Th…"

"I-It was great, wasn't it?" Twilight asked, her breathing starting to steady. "Didn't you e-enjoy it, too?" Prancy Drew remained still, save for her quick breathing, and, after a few seconds, nodded her head hesitantly. "Good!" Twilight sang, picking herself up and smiling down at the filly. "In that case, do you want to take it all the way, next?"

"All the way?" Prancy Drew enquired. Her eyes widened as she realised what Twilight was saying, and the princess confirmed the filly's suspicions by raising herself a little and leaning forward, towering over Prancy Drew. "Y-You mean…"

"Yep," Twilight confirmed with a nod. "Full sexual intercourse. Or as close as two mares can reach, at least." 'Without toys or advanced magic, mind you, but you're on a tight schedule, so we'll have to skip all that… for now.'

"I-I don't know," Prancy Drew said, shifting her eyes to the side as she bit her lower lip. "I mean, that did feel good and all, but…"

"But what?" Twilight asked, lowering herself to whisper into the filly's ear, "If it felt good before, it will feel even better going all the way. Don't you want to try it out?" Prancy Drew shivered a little, and Twilight added, "Don't you trust me?"

"… I-I do, Miss Twilight…"

'Gotcha.' "Well then, just leave it all to me, okay?" Prancy Drew turned her attention back to Twilight and then nodded. "Now, take in a deep breath and ready yourself." Prancy Drew complied, inhaling deeply as Twilight sat up straight. Twilight parted Prancy Drew's legs and then positioned herself in-between them, causing their two holes to make contact. "Here I go."

Prancy Drew gasped sharply as Twilight began moving. Twilight's hips steadily started to thrust back-and-forth, grinding herself against Prancy Drew and starting to speed up as the pleasure escalated. This felt different for the filly than when Twilight was hoofing her or eating her out. This felt more… sensual. And more incredible. Prancy Drew's own hips started to move of their own accord, trying to find and match Twilight's rhythm.

"H-How is it?" Twilight asked, noticing Prancy Drew's growing involvement in their forbidden love session. "Does it feel good?"

"Y-Yes," Prancy Drew said, her eyes clenched shut as she tried to wrap her mind around the many sensations coursing through her body, whilst simultaneously not letting them drive her insane.

"Do you want me to speed up?"

"… Y-Yes…" Not even a second passed after the word left the filly's mouth before Twilight complied. "AHN!" Prancy Drew had to bit her lip to stop herself from screaming as she had done earlier. She could feel her climax building up again and tried to ready herself, so that she could maintain her composure as she came. It certainly wasn't easy, though, when she could feel something tickling her nipples. As she opened her eyes and looked down, she could find Twilight's breasts meeting her own. "MN!"

"T-This is amazing!" Twilight cried as she arched her head backwards. "I-I can't believe I'm actually… h-having sex with the Prancy Drew!" 'And I'm going to cum all over her little body!'

Looking back down at the filly, Twilight could see how much Prancy Drew was trying not to make so much noise. She was practically biting into her own hoof in order to stay quiet. But Twilight wasn't having any of it. With a twinkle in her eyes, Twilight reached up her left forehoof and grabbed the filly's little horn, eliciting a sharp shriek that echoed through the castle, before proceeding to very quickly work the shaft, rubbing up-and-down without any mercy.

"N-No!" Prancy Drew cried, her entire body entering a spasm as she started to feel very weak. "I-It's too much!"

Twilight wasn't listening. Her attention was focused entirely on jerking off the filly's horn, soon bringing about tiny blue sparks at the tip. That soon shifted when she felt herself drawing close to the end, and she started to thrust even harder in order to reach that climax.

"A-Are you getting close?" Twilight asked, doing her best to hold back until she was sure that Prancy Drew was going to cum, too.

It took a few seconds for Prancy Drew to process Twilight's question and then formulate a response into actual words. "Y-Yessss…"

"Me t-too. Let's do it togeth-NN! … Together…"

"A-AaaaaAAAHHHHH!" Prancy Drew cried as magical energy exploded from the tip of her horn, clouding her mind in a haze and driving her into her third orgasm of the day, gushing all over Twilight Sparkle's crotch and legs.

Twilight Sparkle came together with Prancy Drew, her voice mixing with the filly's as their cries filled the large room of the castle. Hot juices squirted all over Prancy Drew's small body and stained her coat.

"YesyesyesYESYESSSS!"

It took several minutes for the two to recover from their combined orgasms, which they spent basking together in the afterglow of their sex. Twilight was in bliss, having successfully mated with one of her favourite authors and one of her greatest heroes, and one of the most adorable fillies she had ever met in her entire life. Prancy Drew was in a similar state of bliss, and the fire that was burning between her legs had finally been extinguished.

As her eyes drifted around the room idly, Prancy Drew noticed a clock and took a moment to read the time. "… Oh no!" she shouted, climbing out from underneath Twilight and picking herself up. "I have to go meet up with my client's daughter and her friend!"

"Oh, right!" Twilight climbed up to her hooves and watched as Prancy Drew picked up her sweater. She giggled, drawing a confused look from the filly. "Um… wold you like to use my shower, first?"

Prancy Drew looked over her body, her face exploding into a sea of red as she noticed how dark and wet her fur had become. Thick, sticky strands of Twilight's juices were hanging from her coat and her tail, and Prancy Drew soon noticed that her glasses had also been coated, too.

With a nervous giggle, Prancy Drew nodded her head and allowed Twilight to lead the way.

Diamond Tiara huffed angrily as the third wheel of her team approached with a chipper smile on her face. "Where have you been?! We're about to start!"

"Terribly sorry, dearies. Fret not, though! I'm ready to help you solve some riddles!"

"Yeah, well, you'd better be worth my dad's money."

"By the way, would you happen to know of someplace I could stay for some time?" Prancy Drew asked, looking over her shoulder at the castle in the distance. "I do believe I will be staying here for some time."