The Serpent and the Cheerleader

by TheWraithWriter

Rating: mature
Tags: Adventure, Anthro, Dark
Length: 9822

There's an univted guest at Twisted Ankle's Nightmare Night party, and they're quite hungry.

Twisted Ankle is your average Ponyville teenager. She has a colorful assortment of friends, is a pleasant and friendly, and loves herself a good Nightmare Night.

This Nightmare Night she's going to a party at the old abandoned school outside of town. Just her, her friends, and plenty of pumping music. But it seems like there's an uninvited guest.

And this uninvited guest is hungry, starving, and in the mood for a good old fashioned game of cat and mouse…

Many thanks to those who allowed me to use their OCs for my own sick indulgence.

Twisted Ankle created and offered by Crystal Moose
Scary Story created by The Stag Prince
Double Moon Flare created by Hailspider
Ember Roundup created by Tobyc
Shifting Winds created by Spookybolt Sentinel
Daisy Wiss created by axl bishop
Silver Screen created by HudsonHawk
Xander created and offered by YoshiOfADown
Token created and forgotten by dekkonot and Crystal Moose
Breaking Dawn created by MrPip42
Zealous Strike and Violet Visor created by colt alchemist
Val created by TheSpookyWriter

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-11-02 02:14:42 UTC

The Cheerleader

There are a scant few who truly appreciate the beauty of a Ponyville morning. Oh, there are many who are awake to see it, but few who actually want to. One such irritable early riser was a mare by the name of Twisted Ankle. Twisty to her friends.

Just as the clocks in the town ticked over to six-thirty the alarm clock sitting a scant few feet from a head of messy, straw-yellow mane let out a shrill ring. The response was automatic, a pink hand slamming down on the clock, ending its cry. Twisty yawned and pushed herself up off her pillow, blanket slipping off her quite attractive form.

Meanwhile, her alarm clock switched on its radio, allowing the familiar, raspy voice of the local disk jockey to help ease her into the morning.

"Good morning, Ponyville! It's six-thirty and unless my eyes deceive me it's gonna be another one of those warm Fall days. Enjoy 'em while they last, cause we've got one heck of a storm brewing up here later in the week."

The earth pony mare yawned again as she got out of bed, making a token effort to arrange it in a presentable manner. Shrugging to herself, she stumbled to her closet, stubbing her toe on her bed post as she past. The mare let out a string of hushed swears as she hopped to the closet.

The DJ was talking again. "Okay Ponyville, I'm gonna start your morning off with something that probably speaks to a lot of you."

Once there, she leaned against the doorjamb, trying to figure out what outfit to wear that day. She glanced back over her shoulder and through the window across the room. As the DJ had said, the previous day's clouds has moved on during the night, leaving the sky clear once again. She could risk shorts today.

The mare slipped off her night pants, briefly exposing her plump rump and the heart crossed with a baton on her flank. She pulled on her panties and her shorts, which stopped just above her knees, giving her legs a free range of movement. She traded her night shirt for a simple white bra and an equally simple white tee-shirt, ruffling her mane once she'd pulled her head through.

Finished, she kicked her night clothes into the closet and walked out of her room and down the hall to the bathroom. The house was quiet this time of day, her parents still sleeping. It took an earthquake to wake those two. Which meant that she always had the bathroom to herself in the morning, barring the occasional early rise.

Twisty sighed and she looked at her reflection, her mane in particular. It was often the worst part of her mornings. She could have just worn it in a ponytail all night, but she preferred to let it down when she slept. Today was her lucky day through, only a few knots had formed during the night. These were swiftly untangled and she tied her hair back, allowing the hairband to snap down.

Next she gave the mirror a bright, toothy smile, revealing her newly installed braces. She was swiftly growing to hate the things. They thankfully didn't hurt, but they just gave her such a... dorky look. She stopped smiling and pulled out her tooth brush, going through the motions of brushing before rinsing and spitting. She wiped her mouth with a small towel and gave the mirror another toothy smile. Maybe... maybe she could roll with this. It's just some shinny metal, not one's going to notice or care, right? It's not like she had a heated make out session planned later.

Satisfied with her appearance, Twisted returned to her room long enough to snatch up her small back pack before heading back down the hallway. Twisty picked up a peach on her way out the door, idly munching on it as she walked to school.

Ponyville was never the busiest of town, but at this time of day, it was practically dead, save the odd shop-keep getting an early start. It creeped Twisty out, the stillness, but she chalked that up to the general atmosphere Nightmare Night had. It was a scant few days until the holiday, and Ponyville was preparing to get its scare on.

Twisty took another bite of the peach, its sweet tang reminding her of the pie she had been eating the night before. She liked a good scare, probably a byproduct of the company she kept, but she was always a little jumpy.

She devoured the last of the peach as the school house came into view, spitting the pit into a passing bush. Before her time, the school house had been but a single room, where ponies of general ages were crammed together to learn. This necessitated a rotating schedule to see that most ponies got a proper education. But the school had undergone expansion and now boasted four rooms and two fields for outdoor activities.

Suck it, Shaleberg.

Twisty came to a stop at the old, white fence that once encircled the school, but now merely gated the short path to the original front door. She pulled her phone from its pouch on her backpack strap and flipped it open, intending to check the time.

"Twisty!" called a voice from behind her

She turned  in time to see a black-coated and silver-haired Thestral mare waving to her as she closed the distance between them.

"Morning, Scary," Twisty greeted her friend with a smile.

Scary Story, clad in her usual black windbreaker, pink shirt, black skirt and stockings, and near omnipresent sunglasses, stopped dead in her tracks, peering at Twisty's teeth.

"You got braces?"

"Yeah..."

Scary groaned and began flipping through the notebook she carried. "Damnit, now I have to change it."

"Change what?" Twisty said, trying to get a peek at the notebook.

"Nothing!" Scary abruptly shut the book.

Twisty sighed and rubbed her head. "Scary did you use me in one of your stories again?"

"No!" came the automatic reply, followed by a quick. "...Okay, maybe, but I changed your name."

"To what?"

"Here, look," Scary opened the notebook and flipped a few pages before turning it around for Twisty to see. "Right there at the top."

The page had been marked 'cast list' and on the very first line was written-

"Jamie Lee Curtis?" Twisty turned her gaze back to Scary. "The hell kind of name is Jamie Lee Curtis?"

Scary scoffed. "Heh, be glad. You don't die at the end."

"Lucky me," Twisty looked at the book again, noticing that next to her fake name Scary had written a quick summary of what she looked like and a few personality traits. Below her spot on the list was another name. "Okay Scary, if I'm Jamie, who's... Chesty McUseless?"

"Twsity!" came a sudden, sing-songy shout as someone jumped Twisty from behind.

"Guess," Scary deadpanned

"Ahh, Flare, the hell!" Twisty shouted, shoving her friend off of her back.

Double Moon Flare just giggled as she hopped back a step. Twisty always thought of herself as attractive, but whenever she stood next to Flare, she felt homely. She was an alicorn (because of course she was), with a magically pristine teal coat and a gracefully flowing pink mane with yellow highlights. Said mane was often styled to hang over one of her golden eyes. And, of course, she looked like she was sculpted by a horny sculptor. All of this was fitted rather snugly into pink sweater and hot pants.

"Sorry!" Flare said with a giggle. "I'm just so excited!"

"What about?" Scary asked in the same dead voice as before.

"Nightmare Night, silly," Flare said as she wrapped an arm around Twisty and pulled her close. "I though you would be excited about your favorite holiday being so close."

Scary's eye twitched for a movement before she just shrugged. "Eh, there aren't any good horror flicks this year. I'll probably just hang out with my mom and scare some foals."

Flare blew a raspberry, making Twisty wince due to their current closeness. "Come on, you can do better than that on Nightmare Night."

"You have a suggestion?"

Flare grinned. "I might."

Scary smirked. Twisty couldn't tell if it was encouraging or condescending.

Suddenly, Flare, who was still holding on to Twisty, turned to the other mare, nearly crushing their chests together.

"Oh, and before I forget, you still good for practice this afternoon?"

Twisty nodded. "Yeah, no problem, Flare."

"Wonderful,"

"Heya, guys," came the greeting of another friendly face, this one bobbing along with the beat coming through the headphones she wore.

"Laser Bright, just the mare I wanted to see!" Flare sang, letting go of Twisty to greet the crystal pony.

Twisty sighed and habitually brushed off the front of her shirt. Flare was sweet and well meaning, but the mare was handsy and tended to leave strands of her mane on ponies when she got too close. Twisty's gaze met Scary's and the Thestral scoffed again, head jerking to indicate Flare. Twisty just smiled and shrugged in return.

Meanwhile, Flare was pulling Laser Bright aside. The crystal pony might have been a rarity a decade or two ago, but they were swiftly becoming more common further south. Laser Bright herself was often a milky white color, although she would sometimes shift into a near transparent state of being, usually to enhance her light shows. Speaking of which:

"Alright, picture this," Flare was saying, smoothing out the black shirt the crystal mare wore. "A spooky, thumping party, just our circle of friends, at the old school outside of town."

Laser Bright pulled her headphones down around her neck and ran a hand through her short, spiky snow white mane.

"Huh, that place?" she bounced on her hooves. "Yeah, yeah, it had that big auditorium. Perfect place to set up."

"And maybe set up a few scares in the halls?" Flare playfully nudge the mare, who grinned in return, candy-red eyes sparkling with mischief.

"Sounds like loads of fun. Maybe I can trick Scary into giving me a good idea or two."

Flare giggled. "She is our resident expert. I'll take care of all the expenses, your fee included."

Laser Bright blushed. "Come on, Flare. I don't need to get paid for doing this."

"Ah, ah," Flare waved a dismissive hand. "I insist."

Laser Bright blushed brighter, coughing awkwardly. "Okay, but I'll do the legwork for you. I'm sure you'll be busy with practice." she glanced around before leaning forward and saying in a conspiratory tone, "By the way, you want me to nab something a little extra for the punch?"

Flare giggled. "And where in Equestria are you going to get that?"

"My mom'll probably just give it to me if I ask."

"Which one?"

Laser Bright laughed. "Which one do you think?"

Flare giggled again.

Twisty and Scary watched Flare and Laser Bright from a distance, wondering what the cheerleading captain and the armature disk jockey could be discussing.

Twisty then turned to Scary and said, "Chesty McUseless? Really?"

Scary put on a look of innocence. "What? It's not my fault she hit puberty when she was like eight."

Twisty groaned but decided to drop it. Flare would probably just find it funny anyway. "So, I have to ask; anyone else you decided to 'borrow'?"

Scary chuckled. "Actually-"

"Yo, Scary," called a new comer as he approached.

The Thestral turned and waved. "Hey, Xander, we were just talking about you."

Much like Laser Bright, Xander might have stuck out a few decades ago. Nowadays, a Zebra in Ponyville was just another everyday thing. Xander in particular was a fine specimen, standing tall and fit and currently wearing his usual brown slacks, white shirt and black tie.

He chuckled as he came to a stop beside the mares, adjusting his black framed glasses out of habit. "I hope you were gentle."

"Scary's never gentle," Twisty snickered. "She's using us in her story again."

Xander grinned broadly. "Sweet, can I see?"

Scary blushed faintly, but obligingly opened her notebook again, showing Xander the cast list page. "Right there near the bottom."

Xander leaned down and read a bit before snorting. "Stripes? Isn't that a bit racist?"

Scary shut the book and shrugged. "Coming up with names is hard."

"Oi! Mates!" called yet another new comer as they ran up.

This day was starting to feel like the first episode of a sitcom.

Twisty waved, "Good morning, Ember."

Ember Roundup dug in her hooves and kicked up some dust as she came to a stop in front of the others, just as Flare and Laser Bright were rejoining the group.

"Morning all," Ember panted and pulled off the Akubra she wore to fan her berry-blue face, her orange and purple striped mane looking frazzled and messy. "Alarm clock didn't go off, had to run over here." she explained, pushing her red-framed glasses back up her nose. "Got a surprise for ya."

"Let Scary go first," Xander snickered.

Scary sighed. "Can we wait until I finish it first?"

Ember blew out a breath. "You using us as murder fodder again?"

"No!" Scary said quickly, followed by a lower, "Okay maybe."

"Could you keep the accent down this time? I don't sound like I just hopped off the boat, ta." Ember said, briefly exaggerating her normally faint Brumbiland accent.

"Of course," Scary said a bit too loudly, hastily scribbling something in her notebook.

"You mentioned a surprise, darling?" Flare said, poking her head up from behind Scary.

"Right," Ember placed her hat back on her head. "It-"

"Aren't we missing someone?" Xander said, looking around.

"Are we?" Laser Bright asked, tilting her head.

Twisty rolled her eyes. "We're missing Token guys, jeez."

"Thanks for noticing," buzzed a disinterested voice as its owner approached.

While Twisty certainly had a reason to gripe about her name, Token had her beat. Even for a Changeling, Token wasn't exactly an inspiring name. He leaned on the fence next to the others, his nondescript dark clothing only a few shades different from his black-green exoskeleton.

You know, Equestria might be a melting pot of culture, but Ponyville is a fucking orgy.

"So, what's new?" Token asked. The group turned to Ember.

The earth pony cleared her throat. "Alright, the surprise it-"

She was cut off by the bell ringing loudly.

Ember rolled her eyes. "Never mind, mates. You'll see."

The group collectively shrugged and began making their way inside the school house, along with their fellow students. Twisty giggled as a few laughing foals ran past, calling to each other as they headed off to another day of basic learning and general funness. Scary let out an amused snort.

"Missing the old days?" she said cheekily, poking her friend in the side.

"Miss the arts and crafts, but I don't think I'm willing to let go of getting into R-rated movies." Twisty said as she entered the classroom.

"Same here," Scary giggled.

The classroom was fairly large, accounting for the various subjects Twisty and every other teenager in Ponyville was subjected to. Sure there was plenty of interesting stuff, but Twisty had difficulty grasping exactly why Principal Cheerilee insisted on such a harsh regiment of chemistry. It's like the mare had a fetish for the science.

Twisty took her seat and suddenly smiled, remembering that today was not a chemistry day, but rather history. History was relaxing, nothing upsetting, horrific, or overly difficult. Just a bunch of ponies doing things of varying degrees of interesting, with the occasional burst of excitement.

As the rest of the group took their seats around her, Twisty noticed that their usual teacher, Dusty Tome was not at her desk at the front of the class. In fact, the desk was empty an the chalkboard behind it was bare.

The last student was settling into their seat when Twisty turned to Ember, who sat to her right.

"Ember, what-"

Twisty was cut off by the sound of the class room door suddenly opening and a... well, Twisty did a double take. The creature did not walk in, rather she slithered. She was a serpent of some sort, and aside from the green scales and her reptilian head, she had little difference from your average Equestrian. From the waist up, at least. From the waist down her body was one long tail that stretched a few dozen feet in length as it followed its owner through the door.

The end of the tail closed the door as the serpent woman slithered behind Dusty Tome's desk and placed a case down on it. She smoothed out the dark blue suit she wore and adjusted the black reading glasses on her face as her tail coiled itself around the desk. She cleared her throat and then spoke.

"Good morning class," her voice had a deep, smooth tone, seeming to slide over your ears. "I am sure you're all wondering where Miss Tome is and who I am. As some of you may or may not know, Miss Tomb has had an unfortunate accident. There's nothing to worry about, but she is taking a much deserved vacation to recover. I am her temporary replacement and my name is-" she turned and picked up a piece of chalk, pressing it to the board and writing "-Valerie Morlin and in the classroom Miss Morlin will do just fine." she underlined her last name and set the chalk down.

She turned back to the class and continued. "Now, to get all the obvious questions out of the way, I am a Lamia and I come to you from the lovely county of Anguis. Look east of Griffonstone if you have the urge." she paused for a moment before adding, "And no, I haven't eaten anyone. Lately anyway," she winked and let a few seconds slip by before clapping her hands together. "So, let's begin!" She smiling widely. "I spoke with Miss Tome so I know you have just finished unit two. However, I thought that given the current circumstances and the date, perhaps we could indulge is both a bit of learning and entertainment."

The Lamia motioned with her hand and one of the students at the back of the class hopped automatically, wheeling the class's TV and VCR shelf to the from of the class. Twisty couldn't help but smile along with her fellow students as Miss Morlin pulled the much appreciated video cassette from her case.

"Now I have to warn you, you might actually learn something from this," the Lamia said with a smile as she popped in the video and retreated back to her desk, sitting down and dimming the lights.

"Surprising, huh," Ember whispered to Twisty.

"How did you know?" Twisty whispered back.

"Met her yesterday at the cafe,"

Ember nudged Twisty's left side. "Kind of odd she felt the need to say she didn't eat anyone?" the Thestral giggled

The tape started up as Twisty giggled softly in return.

The Serpent

'Cannibalism in Equestria'

Green fingers stopped. The clacking of the typewriter ceased and was replaced with the clacking of the train on the track.

"No, that's too... sensational," a deep, feminine voice mused softly.

The fingers tugged at the hovered over the keys for a moment before typing out a bit more. The words on the page now read: 'Cannibalism in Equestrian History?'

"...Better," the voice mused again.

The fingers flexed over the keys, readying themselves for a storm of typing.

'Although there are a wide variety of theories concerning the habits of the creature known as Nightmare Moon, one idea seems to pop up'

The clacking stopped and the fingers ripped the page out of the typewriter, balling it up and tossing it to the side. A fresh sheet was quickly loaded in and the fingers started again.

'There are many controversies surrounding the figure known as Nightmare Moon. Her origins, politics, power, demeanor, and even her sexuality have all been hotly debated over the years. However, with the recent influx of artifacts from her era, new light has been shined on the so called Queen of Nightmares.

The fingers paused. The voice muttered softly, reading what the fingers had written. Satisfied, the fingers resumed typing.

'The newest and now hottest subject is the possibility that Nightmare Moon indulged in cannibalism. Very little of the evidence for this subject is actual written word. Most of it is the interpretation of illustrations and carvings from the period. Some say that it is all a form of psychological intimidation and that the Alicorn never actually ate anyone. They often cite the old stories surrounding Nightmare Night and how Nightmare Moon would eat naughty children. Others think it was a metaphor for the Alicorn draining magic from others to increase the power of her own. And of course, there are those who think that the Queen of Nightmares literally ate ponies, even saying it's possible she swallowed them whole and alive.

Again the fingers stopped.

"Hm... maybe..."

The owner of the voice was startled from her musings by the shrill shriek of the train's whistle.

"Ponyville station!" The conductor called from somewhere further alone the train.

Valerie Morlin nodded to herself and began packing up her things. She was an odd creature, at least to the eyes of the average Equestrian. While their ancestors were equine in nature, hers were reptilian. She was covered in vibrant green scales, none of them being particularly big, but they grew smaller and finer around her front and extremities. Her frame was a bit wider than most Equestrians, although you wouldn't call her fat. Her head was like that of a serpent's, devoid of hair, with a blunt snout, and that distinct spark of sapience in her fire-yellow eyes. Her ancestors had obviously mixed with mammals at some point, if her generous breasts were anything to go by. Said mammaries were contained in a blue suit jacket that was just a little too small.

But other than that, not really all that much different from your average Equestrian. Until you got to her legs. Rather, where her legs would be.

In place of those limbs, she had a snake's body and tail. And in this instance, you could certainly be forgiven for referring to her as big. That tail was roughly thirty feet in length, or just over nine meters. It was thanks to that tail she had managed to get her own compartment on the train, even if she had to coil it around the space several times to fit.

Valerie, who honestly preferred 'Val', quickly pulled the page she had been working on out of the typewriter and neatly folded it up, tucking it away with the rest of her papers as she closed the case on the typewriter. She briefly tugged on the hem of the skirt she wore to cover her fun bits, straightening the garment out. She opened the compartment door and peeked out, timing her exit to inconvenience as few people as possible. Whatever the advantages of having a thirty-foot appendage, keeping your distance in small spaces wasn't one of them.

When the flow of disembarking passengers slowed to a trickle, Val made her exit. She tried keeping her tail bunched up behind her, but it was really just putting a bandage over a wound. She heard a few muttered words behind her, but she ignored them as she swiftly made her way off the train.

Val slithered onto the platform, quickly coiling her tail around herself lest someone trip over it. She couldn't help but smile at the train as the white clouds of steam billowed around it. Like one of those cheesy old detective movies.

She softly giggled to herself and redirected her attention to the exit. But before she moved an inch, something shinny on the ground caught her eye. Peering at it, the Lamia saw what looked like an old silver token just laying there on the ground. Intrigued, she started towards it, only to see someone else quickly pass in front of her and snatch it up.

Val snorted. Probably just a subway token. No need to look for trinkets right now anyways. Plenty of time for that later.

Swiftly forgetting about the token, Val uncoiled and made her way to the exit and into the bright sunlight. She blinked and peered at the sky. It was unusually warm and sunny for Fall. Not that I'm complaining, of course.

She made her way off the pebbled path and again she coiled her tail around herself, enjoying the feel of the warm dirt and grass under her scales. She took a slow, deep breath, her red tongue briefly flashing out from between her lips. The air tasted differently here. Fresher, cleaner. Looking farther down the path, Val could see the colorful collection of building that comprised the aptly dubbed 'Ponyville'.

She sat there a while longer, enjoying the warmth of the sun. But after a time she gave herself a shake and uncoiled. a few loose pebbles turned under her scales as she made her way down the path and into what appeared to be the town's market district. Stalls, shops, and signs all crowded around each other, hoping to catch the eye of buyers with money jangling in their pockets. It was a lot to take in and Val had the feeling she could while away the whole afternoon just perusing the wears here.

But at the moment...

Val's head suddenly snapped to the side, starting a passerby. Her nostrils flared as she took a few sniffs of the air. Her nose led the rest of her body on a journey to a quaint little outdoor cafe, who's staff were in the midst of cleaning up the remnants of the lunchtime rush. Val took a seat at one of the tables, coiling her tail beneath it.

She picked up the menu and was glancing through it when she spotted a pair of eyes staring at her through round spectacles. There was a moment when her eyes locked with those behind the glasses. Then the eyes and glasses quickly vanished behind another menu. Val smirked and turned her attention back to her own carte du jour (pardon my french).

A polite cough pulled her from her thoughts.

"Good day, ma'am. Is there anything I can get you today?" asked a brown coated stallion in a green apron.

Val smiled. "Yes-" she peered at his name tag "-Reuben. I'll have the special."

The stallion grinned. "Excellent choice, ma'am. It'll be but a moment." The stallion spun on his heel and walked inside the cafe.

Val interlaced her fingers and rested her head on them. She quickly looked to where her watcher had been, seeing those same glasses hurriedly dive beneath the cover of a menu.

Val suddenly spoke. "You keep hiding like that, I might get the impression you don't like me."

The Lamia was delighted to hear an adorable squeak before the menu was slowly lowered, revealing her watcher. The glasses were set on a young equestrian face as blue as fresh berries. The mare folded her menu and sat up straight; she had been leaning down to hide herself. She ran  hand through her mane, the hair a striped orange and purple.

"S-sorry," she squeaked out, adjusting the glasses over her grey-blue eyes.

Val smiled. "It's quite alright, dear, I don't mind. I've done it myself, actually."

"Awkwardly stared at someone and then hide behind a menu?" The mare asked, tugging at the neck of the grey sweater she wore.

Val chuckled. "Yep. Griffon. I hadn't seen anything like him before and just couldn't take my eyes off of him."

The mare laughed forcefully, fiddling with her glasses again. "Griffons are, uh, fine specimens of, uh..." she trailed off and then shook herself. "C-can we start over?"

"Gladly. I'm Val."

"Ember," she drummed her fingers on the table for a moment. "So, ah, do you mind if I ask you a question?"

"Not at all."

Ember nodded and straightened up a bit. "Alright, so, ah, what, if you don't mind me asking, what are you?"

Val unlaced her fingers and adopted a straighter pose. "I'm a Lamia. Obviously I owe quite a bit to reptiles. And a bit to mammals, too." she smirked and patted her chest. "I'm from Anguis. Nice place, lots of jungle and mountains. It's east of Griffonstone if you ever feel the urge to have a visit."

Ember nodded, scribbling on a small note pad in her lap. "Thank you. I think I'll have something to add to my library list."

"It is a fascinating country." Val turned her head as the waiter stepped outside, carrying a tray with a large, freshly made sandwich and a tall glass of water. He placed the tray on the table, smiling and wishing her a nice day before vanishing back inside the cafe. Val took a bite, teeth crunching through lettuce, tomatoes, and a host of other delightful ingredients. She chewed and swallowed, tapping a finger to her lips before speaking again. "Although, I actually prefer Equestrian history."

Ember blinked in surprise, looking up from her note pad. "Really?"

Val nodded. "Oh yes, It's why I'm here actually. A friend of mine recently found an artifact of some sort from the Nightmare Moon era. She's my latest obsession." Val took a drink from her glass.

"Ah, so that's why you came here," Ember nodded to herself.

"You mean that thing that happened at your, ah what was it called? Summer Sun something or other. That was, what, couple dozen years ago?" Val took another bite of her sandwich. "Too early for me." she said through the mouthful. She swallowed again, not bothering to chew this time. "No, I prefer ancient history. Over a thousand years ago type stuff."

"Oh, like Daring Do?" Ember said, quickly blushing.

Val chuckled. "Yeah, kind of like that. That's more my friend really. You two should talk." Val shoved what remained of the sandwich in her mouth, chewing it this time before swallowing. She wiped her lips with a napkin.

Ember pursed her lips, thinking. "It would make for an interesting story. For the newspaper." she added quickly.

"You're a reporter?" Val asked, setting down the napkin.

Ember blushed. "More or less. It's just the school paper, but plenty ponies read it."

Val drained her glass. "Well, if you are interested, you could come by my place once I've got whatever my friend found. You might find it interesting." Val set her glass down and then suddenly realized what she said. She inhaled sharply and rubbed her eyes. "Oh, wow. I just realized what a creep I sound like." she sighed and leaned back, keeping her hand over her eyes. "Nice first impression there, Val. Why don't you ask her if her parents are home?"

Ember laughed, it sounded genuine this time. "It's okay, I know you didn't mean anything by it."

Val smirked, moving her hand away. "You don't know that. I could be a big, hungry predator." She paused and then her hand went back to her face. "Don't bother handing me a shovel, I brought my own."

Ember laughed again. "For the first real story this year, I'll take my chances. So, where can I find you?"

Val sighed and sat up, hands going in her pocket to retrieve her wallet. "Don't worry, I'll find you." She blinked and quickly added. "At the school." she clenched her teeth. "I'll be there. For my job."

"You work at the school."

Val rubbed her eyes again. "It's a temp thing. You have the history class?"

Ember nodded. "Yep."

"You'll see me there." Val was about to get up to head inside and pay when the waiter suddenly stepped back outside, like he was psychic.

"Anything else I can get you, ma'am," he said with a smile as he approached.

"Just the check, please," Val said, returning the smile.

Luckily, he had the check on him. She paid and uncoiled herself from the table, picking up her case from the ground.

"Thank you for the meal." she said to the waiter. He bashfully smiled. "And I look forward to seeing you soon, Ember." With a smile and nod, Val made her way away from the cafe, leaving Ember with the waiter.

Once Val was out of earshot, the waiter turned to Ember. "Hey, it's been a hour. You gonna buy something or what?"

Val hummed softly to herself as she slithered through the market district, the taste of her meal lingering on her tongue.

Alright Val, you've had your snack, now lets- Ooh, candle shop.

Val came to a stop, looking at the fold out sign in front of a small building. It proclaimed the place to be 'Breaking Dawn's Wax Wears'.

Val considered it for a moment. Well... I *do** need some candles. Can't have something like a silly power outage stop me from working.*

Val nodded to herself and pushed open the wooden door to the shop. The interior was what one of 'normal' stature might call cozy, but for Val, it did feel a tad cramped. However, that did not detract from the charm of the place. The walls were lined with shelves, and the shelves were lined with candles of every shape, size, and color. In the center of the shop was a counter, holding more wax works, these less candles and more works of art. All manner of beast and beauty was rendered in wax, with wicks poking out of all sorts of interesting places. These all flanked an old fashioned sort of cash register and the mare behind it.

The mare smiled at Val as she entered. She had a few lines on her face, implying she was 'older', though her sunny yellow coat did make her seem younger. She was in the midst of tying up her red mane in a ponytail when Val entered, finishing up just as Val finished taking in the look of the shop.

"Another customer already? Must be my lucky day," the mare said, leaning against the counter.

Val returned the smile. "Mine too. Fresh off the train and I've already found a candle shop."

The mare laughed. "Seems it was meant to be. You caught me at just the right time. Few minutes earlier, I might not have notice you were even here." she gestured to the various exotic wax works on the counter. "I go off to my own little place when I'm working on one of these."

Val approached the counter and peered at the 'candles'. "They're beautiful."

"Sweet talker," the mare made to lean closer when her hand suddenly slipped and she fell forward, knocking a rearing griffon off the counter.

Val reacted in an instant, catching the wax statue before it hit the floor.

"Shit," the mare said to herself, rightening her legs beneath her. Her scowl changed to a smile when Val placed the griffon back on the counter. "You caught him. My, you are quick."

"When I need to be," Val said, awkwardly rubbing the back of her head.

The mare chuckled and ran a hand over her mane. "Glad to hear and thank you. I'm Breaking Dawn, by the way," she extended a hand. "But you can call me Dawn, if you'd like."

"Valerie Morlin," Val shook the offered hand. "Although Val works best."

Dawn placed her elbow on the counter, resting her head on her hand. "So then, Val, what can I do for you today?"

"Well, I'd like to buy some candles," Val's gaze drifted to the griffon statue. "But, I didn't expect you to be so..."

"Clumsy?" Dawn said jokingly.

"I was going to say talented. That really is amazing work," she gestured to the griffon.

Dawn laughed. "There you go with the sweet talk again." She smirked.

Val smirked in return. "Believe me, you deserve it."

Dawn laughed again. "Who, me? I'm just some old cake who makes candles."

Val's voice lowered. "'Old cake'? I bet you're sweeter than ever."

Dawn blushed hotly. "W-well, that's very kind of you to say." she straightened up, running a hand over her mane again. "If I didn't know better, I'd say you were just trying to get me to lower my prices."

"Prices as reasonable as these? Mmm, no, I had something else in mind," Val leaned on the counter, mimicking Dawn's earlier pose. "Ever worked with a live model, Dawn?"

"A live model? Well, no." The mare paused. "Are you... offering?"

"Mmm, if you'd be so inclined."

"T-that depends," Dawn leaned forward again, dropping her voice to a whisper. "Is hot wax your turn on?"

Val grinned like a dingo with a baby. "It's hot and gooey, isn't it?"

Dawn's face flushed, turning more pink than yellow now. "Well then, when are you free?"

"I've got time now."

Dawn licked her lips. "Mmm, let me me just-"

The door to the shop creaked open.

Val and Dawn jumped, quickly straightening up and smoothing out their clothes. Val turned to look at the sudden arrival.

A young mare had entered the shop. Her coat was black like the night, which did contrast nicely with her silvery mane. Val couldn't help but notice the wideness of her hips, although she suspected the tight skirt the mare wore was supposed to do that. She was wearing a thin coat over a black shirt with the words 'Vampires Suck' emblazoned on it. The peculiar shape of her ears and what looked like cute little fangs poking over her lip did invoked the image of a bat. As she closed the door behind her, she removed the dark sunglasses she wore, revealing the bright orange eyes behind them.

"Hi," the mare said, appearing perplexed by Val's presence. "Are you one of Mom's old friends?"

Val and Dawn laughed in the forced sort of way.

"More like new friend, Scary," Dawn said. She cleared her throat. "Scary, this is Val, she's my newest customer." Dawn gestured to Val almost like she was presenting her. "Val, this is my daughter, Scary Story."

"Hey," Scary Story waved.

"Hello," Val returned the wave, acutely aware how her tail was all over the floor.

Scary carefully stepped over Val's tail, moving around the Lamia and going behind the counter.

"I'll be in my room if you need me, Mom. Nice meeting you, Val." Scary said, turning and walking through a curtain of beads in the back, revealing the bat-like wings on her back.

Val and Dawn let out a breath once she was out of sight.

"Sorry about that," Dawn said, scratching her head.

"No I'm sorry," Val held her head with a hand. "I've got a habit of coming on a little strong."

"Little?" Dawn said, smirking a little. "I thought you were going to lay me on the counter."

Val returned the smirk. "Don't give me ideas." She sighed. "Well, that's probably for the best. Not exactly sure I want the first impression I make to be me seducing a married mare."

Dawn giggled. "No need to worry. Not married." She held up her left hand, showing it devoid of rings.

Val raised an eye-ridge. "Scary?"

"Adopted. But she's known for good while. She's a sweet kid, really." Dawn shook her head. "Listen, I'd say let's start over, but let's face it," Dawn struck a pose, leaning against the counter with her chest thrust out. "You want this old cake."

Val grinned. "There are worse things I could be eating."

Dawn giggled. "There you go again with the sweet talk. But... now's not a good time. How long are you in town?"

"A month, at least," Val answered.

"Plenty of time to set up a date. Just you, me, and a whole lot of hot and gooey."

Val leaned close again. "You're real lucky I just ate, dear."

"Oh I bet," Dawn grinned. "Now, are you going to buy something or what?"

Val left the candle shop caring a new bag landed with a good amount of wax and wick. It helped her coin purse was lighter to compensate. Dawn had talked her into buying plenty of candles, fluttering her eyelashes the whole while.

The Lamia quickly made her way through the streets, leaving the shops and signs behind as the sky darkened above her. The town's streets curved and wound like a pile of worms. Clearly there hadn't been much in the way of pre-planning when it came to the layout. Eventually, just as the rain began to fall, Val managed to find the small house the school had set up for her. She only went inside long enough to drop off her typewriter and candles, hardly giving the place a look. She was soon back out in the rain and among Ponyville's winding streets, trying to remember the directions from Windy's letter.

After a time, which was long enough for her to get properly soaked, she found what she was looking for.

Windy had said: 'When you see the old, dead tree with the big, dumb memorial, you're there.'

Well, there wasn't much left of the tree. It looked like it had been set on fire, dug up, chopped up, and then set on fire again, leaving only a few miserable, if sizable, branches left. These branches were arranged around the aforementioned big, dumb memorial; a massive, polished statue resembling a book. Carved onto the cover were the words: In memory of Golden Oaks Library.

Val snorted at the sight of it, quickly turning her attention to the surrounding houses. One clearly stood out as Windy's. No one else would hang that much garlic from their roof.

The rain began to fall in earnest as Val rapped her knuckles on the front door.

"Just a moment!" called a voice from inside, accompanied by several swears as footsteps drew closer to the door. The door swung open to reveal a familiar and welcomed sight.

"Shifting Winds," Val said with a genuine smile. "It's been too long."

The off-white Pegasus returned the smile with one of her own, running a hand through her electric-blue mane. "Valerie Morlin, indeed it has." the mare titled her head. "Have you gained weight?"

"Is the pot calling the kettle fat again?"

Shifting Winds, Windy, laughed. "Okay, okay, come in already."

The house might have at one time been spacious, but now it was filled to the brim with stacks and stacks of books, charts, maps, and other assorted items. The hallway past the door was especially cramped, Windy scrunching herself behind the door to allow Val to pass. At least it was warm.

"First door on the right," Windy called to Val, closing the front door just as the Lamia got her tail through. "It's a bit roomier."

Val opened the door Windy had indicated, finding the room behind it to indeed be 'roomier', although she'd use that word loosely. In the center of the room was a coffee table, with moth-eaten couches on opposite sides. Surrounding the couches and taking up most of the space in the room were yet more stacks of books, charts, and what-have-you. Adding to their numbers were several tall filing cabinets, a few wooden crates, and a stuffed and mounted hydra head, sitting lopsidedly on one of the cabinets against a wall. Luckily, something resembling a path had been made from the door to the couches.

"Hoarder," Val said to herself as she slithered over to one of the couches and sat down.

Windy was right behind her, collapsing onto the other couch. "Sorry about the mess." she said, adjusting the leather jacket she wore and smoothing out the legs of her tan pants.

Val smirked. "I'm used to it. Reminds me of the library in Griffonstone."

"That's low, even for you."

"Oh, don't be like that. I have fond memories of Griffonstone."

Windy laughed. "I bet you do." she sighed  "That fucking stone wasn't worth it."

"It wasn't that bad," Val grinned cheekily.

"For you maybe," Windy crossed her arms. "You weren't all hot and sweaty for seven hours." She glared at Val. "We both know you could have let me out long before that."

"I'm sorry I was being cautious while smuggling you and some old rock across the Griffon's borders."

"You were being self-indulgent."

Val leaned back and covered her grin with a hand. "Well, I suppose I did have some fun."

"I was naked, of course you had fun."

"You try swallowing a leather jacket and get back to me."

Windy sighed and looked away. "Fine, but we both know you got off on that."

Val giggled. "I suppose we do."

"Aha!" Windy pointed an accusing finger. "I knew it!"

Val waved a dismissive hand. "Don't pretend you didn't enjoy it. I could taste you, remember."

Windy sighed and let her arm drop. "Fine, call it even?"

"Always have," Val giggled again. "But enough about old adventures." she leaned forward. "Do you have it here?"

"Someone's eager," Windy laughed as she stood up. "Wait here a moment."

The Pegasus wiggled between two nearby stacks of books, moving towards one of the crates at the back of the room.

"So, any hints or tidbits?" Val called.

"You'll see it in a second," Windy called back. The sound of a crate being opened followed.

Val pouted. "Fine." a pause. "Need any help?"

"I'm good,"

The crate closed with a thunk and papers rustled beneath Windy's boots as she slowly made her way back to the couch. She emerged from the stacks with a box wrapped in brown paper. She gently placed it on the table, sitting back down.

"And now, you owe me one," Windy said, pushing the package closer to Val.

The Lamia eagerly tore the paper away, revealing the small crate beneath it. She pulled the lid off, gazing inside.

"Oh Windy, I could kiss you," Val said as she pulled the crate's contents from its cushioned packaging.

"Two cheeks, no waiting," Windy laughed. "So, did I do good, or what?"

Val gently placed the object on the table. It was a black jar, likely carved from stone. All along its surface were curving and spiraling runes of some forgotten language. Val softly traced one with a finger, only now realizing she was holding her breath.

The Lamia allowed herself to breath and smiled widely at her friend. "Windy you did better than good. "You have any idea what this is?"

"I'm not the expert you are, but it's definitely related to Nightmare Moon, right?"

"Oh yes," Val turned her attention back to the jar. "I don't know all these symbols, but you see this one here? It means spirit or soul. This is a soul jar!"

Windy chuckled. "Ooh, so I've got the soul of the Queen of Nightmare's on my table?"

Val grinned, "Maybe. It'd be helpful if I could ask the actual Nightmare Moon some questions."

"What's the topic this time?"

"Whether or not she devoured others for fun and profit."

"That is a good one."

Val straightened up. "Windy, I don't suppose you'd mind if I...?"

"Take it over to your place to study it? Not at all." Windy nudged the crate forward. "Just be careful. There's a museum in Fillydelphia with deep pockets and their eye on this little beauty."

"I'll be careful," Val tried to lift the lid off the jar, only to find it stuck. Puzzled, she leaned down to peer at where the lid met the body of the jar. The thing appeared to be sealed shut, the stone appearing as though it had melted together. "That's odd."

Val shrugged and carefully placed the jar back in its crate, closing the lid on it. "I'll take it over to my place now, if that's alright."

"Of course," Windy stood up with Val. "I'll come with you. I want to see what sort of swanky accommodations the school set you up with."

Val smiled. "Mmm, it'll be nice to have a friend over for dinner."

Windy gave Val a look. "Don't go trying anything. I have my whip."

Val laughed. "Okay, okay. Didn't know you still had that thing." She picked up the crate and made her way out the door and down the hall. She opened the front door and peered out. Still raining.

"Hey Windy, I'm going to be moving pretty fast. You think you can keep up?"

"You go running, or, you know whatever it is you do, and you'll just work up an appetite." Windy called from behind Val "I don't look good in snake skin, you know."

"Relax, Windy, I'm not going to eat you." Val paused and thought a moment. "Although, if you're really worried, you could pick up something to eat on the way there."

Moving carefully to avoid stepping on her tail, Windy moved up to the door. "You buying?"

Sandwiches and Torture Porn

The lights came back up as the video ended, the tape skipping a few times before stopping altogether and automatically rewinding itself.

"So, I hope you all enjoyed that, class," Val said with a smile. She tapped a stack of papers on her desk. "Now, just so it at least appears like I'm teaching you, I need you all to take one of these quizzes with you and bring them back completed by tomorrow morning."

As if on cue, the school bell rang.

Val clapped her hands together. "Ah, perfect. Have a lovely day, class."

In twos and threes and fours, the class got out of their seats and swung by the desk to grab a paper before heading out the door. Among the last stranglers were Ember and Scary, with Twisty and Flare trailing a few feet behind them.

"Not bad for my first day, right?" Val asked with a smile as Ember stopped at the desk.

"Showing a video is kind of cheating, but yeah," Ember giggled, picking up a few of the quizzes and passing them back to her friends.

Val laughed. "It's not cheating, dear. It's winning creatively."

"You know, I think I actually learned something today," Scary said as she folded up the quiz and put it in her bag. "I learned history is absolutely terrifying."

"You have no idea," Val grinned.

"I'll say," Twisty grumbled as she stuffed the quiz in her backpack.

"Oh, Ember, if you're still interested I have the artifact I mentioned yesterday," Val said to the earth pony.

"I'd nearly forgotten," Ember turned to Scary. "You're into Nightmare Moon, right?"

"Uh, yeah," Scary nodded "Why?"

"I happen to be a scholar of her and recently came into possession of a very informative artifact," Val explained. "If you're interested as well, you're welcomed to come by and have a look. My current home is just down the street."

Scary nodded enthusiastically. "I'd love to!"

Val smiled. "Wonderful. But, ah, give me about half an hour first. I really need to get something to eat."

"Or someone," Flare whispered teasingly into Twisty's ear.

"No problem, mate," Ember said, waving as she headed for the door.

"Same here," Scary waved as she followed Ember.

The last few students followed suit, Twisty blowing out a breath as she left the room. "The fuck was that?"

"I thought you didn't mind snakes," Scary said as the group fell into step with each other, heading towards the fields.

Twisty shook her head, the noon-day sun doing little to alleviate her current mood. "What? No! Not her, that... thing she showed us."

"You didn't like it?" Laser Bright raised an eyebrow.

"Yeah, it was educational," chimed Xander.

"It was torture porn is what it was," Twisty shivered. "What kind of maniac thinks bathing in blood will restore her youth?!"

"That bitch, clearly," Scary laughed. "Come on, they didn't even show that much."

"It's not what you see, it's what you don't see that's scary," Token said calmly from behind them.

"Ugh, never mind," Twisty shook her head.

"You still okay with doing practice, scaredy cat?" Flare giggled.

Twisty rolled her eyes. "Yes, I am, just let me get some lunch first."

"Should have come prepared," Flare sang, pulling sandwich from her bag and chowing down on it as she continued to the field.

Xander broke off from the group to head to the library, Token following him, while Laser Bright mentioned gathering supplies and headed off after Flare. This left Twisty, Scary, and Ember together as they made their way to the cafe Ember has been at the day before.

Reuben was there, sweeping up again as the mares approached. He took a break from his cleaning to eye them.

"Well, well, if it isn't the freeloading journalist and... you two," he gestured weakly at Scary and Twisty. "What can I get you today? More water?"

"Three specials," Twisty said as they took a table. "And extra clovers on mine."

Reuben snapped up straight. "Right away, ma'am," he said as he dashed off to the cafe kitchen.

"So you met her here?" Scary asked, holding her head in her hand.

Ember nodded. "Yeah, she caught me staring, but was real nice about it. Let me ask questions." Ember tapped her chin. "Got a little flustered when she invited me to come look at this artifact she's got. Didn't want me to think she was trying to, ah, get fresh."

Twisty let out an amused snort. "Yeah, she seems like she's trying to avoid giving the wrong impression."

"I wonder how she got something from Nightmare Moon," Scary said, adjusting her sunglasses. "And why she seemed so embarrassed when she was in the shop yesterday."

Another waiter, or waitress more accurately, came by at that moment. The gray Pegasus placed three glasses of water on the table before walking off without a word.

Twisty shrugged and pulled one of the glasses closer. "She was at you mom's shop?" she asked as she plunked a straw down into the glass.

"Yeah, and I think she was hitting on my mom," Scary took a drink. "Or mom was hitting on her. They got all flustered when I came in."

"Scandalous," Twisty giggled.

"So what do you think of her, Twisty? Torture porn aside," Ember added with a giggle.

Twisty drummed her fingers on the table. "She seems nice. Likes wearing her suits a little too snugly, but there's nothing wrong with that. Probably wants to fuck Scary's mom though, so maybe there is something wrong with her."

"Ha, ha," Scary laughed sarcastically before giving a genuine laugh. "Probably make passing the class easier if she did."

"I wish my mom was that hot," Ember chimed in, earning snorts of laughter from the other two.

It was at this time Reuben returned with a tray laden with sandwiches. He placed the sandwiches one by one on the table and nodded once before retreating to the kitchen once again.

Scary and Ember took their time eating their sandwiches, while Twisty wolfed hers down, wiping her mouth with a napkin and sucking down the rest of her water.

"You know, I think Flare would let you chew your lunch first," Scary snickered.

Twisty rolled her eyes. "I missed practice yesterday getting these," Twisty tapped the braces on her teeth. "I need to catch up."

"Yeah, I bet they learned a whole one new move without you,"

"Flare's smarter than you give her credit for," Twisty pulled some bits out of her pocket, leaving enough on the table to cover her sandwich and the tip.

"Oh, I'm sure," Scary scoffed.

"You'd be surprised," Ember slurped from her drink.

"See ya, guys," Twisty said with a wave before she turned and jogged back to the school field.

There were two fields actually, perpendicular to each other. They each were rigorously maintained by the local groundskeeper, keeping the grass healthy and perfectly cut. Twisty headed for the square block of a building that was the mares' changing room, the stallions' being on the other side of the field.

She entered and softly excused herself as she pressed past her fellow cheerleaders. There were only about six of them, but there really didn't need to be any more than that. She found her locker among the others, stuffing her back pack into it and extracting her uniform.

Twisty couldn't help the faint blush she got as she pulled her shirt over her head and shimmied out of her skirt. She knew she shouldn't be nervous. Then again, when you live in the town with the highest lesbian rate in Equestrian, maybe she should be.

"Boo," someone whispered in her ear.

Twisty jumped, lost her balance, and nearly crashed to the floor. Luckily she was caught be her 'attacker'.

"Ahh, sorry, Twisty," Flare said as she hauled the earth pony back to her feet.

Twisty scowled for a moment before chuckling and awkwardly rubbing the back of her head. "Don't worry about it," she coughed nervously.

"What?" Flare asked with a tilt of her head.

"You're, ah, naked, Flare,"

Flare grinned and laughed, although Twisty wasn't entirely incorrect. It seemed Flare had stopped mid-changing of uniform to play her prank and now stood clad only in a low-cut bra and... was that a thong?

"It's the Equestrian body, Twisty. Don't let it scare you," Flare spread her super sparkly wings and struck a pose that showed off everything she had to offer. Twisty wouldn't have admitted it, but her eyes did go down to Flare's ass cutie mark: A green crescent moon with a smaller pink crescent moon inside it, snuggled up close to half a flaring star.

"Uh," Twisty said dumbly, shaking her head and forcing herself to focus on getting dressed.

Flare giggled and skipped back to her lock.

"Hey, Twisty," Flare called over her shoulder.

"Yeah?" Twisty replied.

"Me and Laser Bright were talking about throwing a Nightmare Night party up at the old abandoned school outside of town,"

"Why there?"

"Atmosphere, duh," Flare giggled again. "Anyway, I was hoping it it could be a sort of intimate gathering. You know, just our circle of friends."

"Oh," Twisty said in the midst of slipping on her cheerleading skirt. "That sounds nice, actually. Count me in."

Twisty stuffed her normal clothes in the locker and closed it, revealing that Flare standing just behind where the door had been a moment earlier. Twisty jumped. Again.

If Flare noticed, she ignored it. "Anyway, I was thinking about an all-nighter sort of thing, but if that's not something that can work for you,"

Twisty chuckled bit forcefully and shook her head. "No, no, I could pull a spooky all-nighter at some abandoned school outside of town. There's gonna be snacks, right?"

Flare nodded. "Oh yeah, no one's going hungry."