Author's Note

Made some changes in the first chapter.
Twiligh: E-Cup
Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie: F-Cup
Rarity: G-Cup
Applejack: H-Cup
Fluttershy: I cup

Sorry that this chapter is short, just felt like I should have finally updated this story.

Asking For Advice

Twilight Sparkle woke up with a newfound sense of determination, yesterday she and her best friends all shared how each of them are sexually attracted to her assistant and adopted younger brother Spike, they think they can seduce his kind, innocent soul into being their little boy toy, well she won't let them have a he satisfaction. Her and Spike have known each other way before he met the other girls, and she was not about to lose him. Just one problem, she's not exactly experienced when it comes to seducing boys and flirting with them.

"Okay, think Twilight, what's the best way to win Spike's heart?" the book smart princess tapped her chin in thought. "Hmm, I got it! Spike loves comic books, I just gotta buy some myself. Except, I'm not as much of a fan as he is. Oh I got it, I set up an "unexpected" encounter at the same place, then suggest that we might as well make the most of it and decide to stick together, he'll have such a good time that he can't help but notice the obvious romance between us, then wen we're alone we will proceed to kiss. But we need to take things slow so it would be better if we wait about two days at most before we go all the way." she concluded with a confident smile, but that smile quickly faltered once she realized something. "Ugh! What am I thinking?!"

The princess collapsed on her bed with a frustrated sigh, knowing how much folly there was in her so called plan. What was she doing? She was treating this whole as if it were a scheduled event or science experiment, and Spike deserves way better than that; she really needed to get some dating advice.

Wait...

"That's it!" she cried, having a eureka moment. It is true, she really did need some dating advice, and who better to ask for some other than one of the foremost experts in romance? Her own sister-in-law. She removed her phone from the charger and dialed in the number. She had a newfound sense of hope that she will tell her what she should do.

...That its, if she's not to busy.

Life in the Crystal Empire was sure busy for Princess Mi Amore Cadenza otherwise known to her friends as Cadence. Not only does she run an entire empire alongside her husband, Shining Armor, but both of them face the most grueling, agonizing, most challenging experience that is more dangerous than when Queen Chrysalis took her place and tried to take over Canterlot or when King Sombra attempted to shower her empire with darkness.

The job of being parents to a baby Alicorn.

"Put that down, right this instant young lady!" the voice of Shining Armor barked through the halls of the castle. At the moment he was trying to get his daughter to fly down so he could put her to bed. "Don't make me repeat myself!" he warned. Said infant was high above her father, with a bottle of milk, she was giggling down at her dad, showing that she wasn't gonna go down that easy.

"Hehe! Gaahg! Gah!" she babbled.

"Don't make me use my horn to bring you down." the Crystal prince told her. As a response, Flurry Heart threw down the bottle on his head. "Okay, that deserves a time out!"

"Pfffft!" his daughter blew a raspberry at him.

Sighing in frustration, he called out to his wife. "Cadence, can't you help me? She's your daughter too." he pleaded.

"Sorry Shiny, but I gotta answer a call." Cadence called back from the living room. Being one of the princesses of Equestria, Cadence is known as having one of the most voluptuous bodies most women could only dream of having and guys lusting after. She was wearing a pink gown that showed a cleavage of her I-Cup breasts and showcased her curvy hips and long legs that peeked through the lower half. She had just finished washing the dishes and heard the sound of the home telephone ringing. Once she picked it up, she asked.

"Hello?"

"Cadence, it's me."

The co-ruler of the Crystal Empire smiled at the familiar voice of her former charge and current sister-in-law. "Twilight. So good to hear you, we haven't talked in a while."

"That's why I'm calling. Look, you're not to busy are you Cadence?"

"Well I-"

"No! Don't you dare teleport m al the way to the other side of the empire!"

...Was that Shining Armor?"

The princess of love chuckled nervously. "Heh. Yeah, Flurry Heart's in another one of her moods and as usual is working Shiny over to the bone."

"Maybe I should call another time."

Cadence shook her head. "No! No, no, no, no. It's nothing serious." she reassured her fellow princess. "I'm always free to talk, so what's on your mind?"

It took a few seconds for Twilight to answer, and Cadence could faintly hear her take a deep breath. "Okay, so listen. After some thinking, I realized that I have feelings for someone that I didn't even know I had."

Cadence gasped in excitement. "Oh my gosh!" she squealed. "You've realized that you're in love with Spike!" she cried with a joyful tone in her voice. "Oh, I knew this day would come!"

"What's all the commotion?" Shining armor asked from the other end.

"Shining Armor! Twilight figured out that she's in love with Spike!" she informed her husband.

"Really?" he asked in surprise. "Huh. I guess Spearhead owes me 20 bits."

"Oh no...please tell me I'm not on speaker phone."

"Sorry Twily." Shining shrugged with an amused chuckle. "Afraid so."

"Ugh. Wait a minute, Shining how did you know before I did?"

"I'm your big brother, Twily. It's my job to know these kinds of things. What really helped was that it was so obvious, I mean everyone could see it sis. Me, Cadence, few of the guards, mom an dad, and I think maybe Flurry too." he though about that last part. "She's surprisingly vey aware of her surroundings than most kids her age."

"Okay fine, since there's obviously no point in trying to deny it. Yes, I am in love with Spike. I guess I didn't realize it sooner was because I still saw him as my little adoptive brother and used that as an excuse to tease him to try and hide it. Look Cadence, I'm calling you because if I have to go anyone who knows a thing or two about romance, it would be you."

Cadence smiled at the praise. "Well good thing your instincts happen to be accurate."

"But that's not the only thing I need to talk to you about. Apparently, I'm not the only one. My own best friends happen to also feel the same way about him, along with the majority of about every single female in Ponyville and other towns."

"Don't forget the girls here in the empire." Shining folded his arms with an eye roll. "One time I caught one masturbating to his statue."

"IN BROAD DAYLIGHT?!"

"Yeah." the captain if the royal guard shook his head. "He really has an effect on women." he mused.

"I'll say." Cadence agreed. "One female guard told me that she and her lover say that he's the sexiest man alive and would waste no time in trying to get in bed with him."

"Wait." Shining said warily. "Her lover?"

"Who happens to also be a woman."

"Oh come on!" Shining exclaimed in frustration. "Sweet Celestia, is no woman safe from him?"

"Probably not." Cadence shrugged. "I mean I admit, he is a pretty good catch. Hell, if he had been born sooner and me and you never met, well..." she looked to the air with a thoughtful look and saw Shining look at her with a deadpan and stern look. "I'm kidding honey! I mean yeah I once heard your mom and other married women say that she kind of found him cute, but not me."

'Alright." Shining relented then did a double take. "Wait, my mom think he's hot?!"

"Can we please get back on the main topic before I vomit?"

"Right, right sorry Twilight." Cadence apologized, clearing her throat. "So, the other girls also love Spike as much as you do?"

"As much as I wanna say that they only see him as some sort of sex tool, I know them better than that. They really do love Spike the same way I do and now I'm kind of in a competition to see who gets to him first."

"And you want to ask me on advice on how I think you should go about it?" Cadence asked.

"Pretty much, don't suppose you could come here to Ponyville to give me advice face to face."

"Of course I could." Cadence replied. "You don't mind, do you honey?" she asked her husband.

"Oh sure." he answered. "I can handle Flurry alone." he told her.

BOOM

"Flurry Heart!" he ran over to see if his daughter was okay then saw the baby alicorn in a bubble, floating over ashes of what used to be a vase. "Really?! That was a gift from your grandpa! Which was kind of ugly, but it was the thought that counted!"

"Sooooo.... I'll see you tomorrow." Cadence told Twilight.

"Great, I'll see then. Bye.

'Goodbye, Twilight."

The princess of friendship hung up with a smile, confident that with Cadence's help, her and Spike was a sure thing.

That is if the others don't have a better idea than hers.