A Tale Of Your Own (Rainbow)

The annoying blare from your annoying alarm clock made your eyes pop wide open. You threw your arm out; desperately searching for the devilish device daring to disturb your deeply desired slumber. Your fingers missed the alarm clock by inches; you let out an irritated grunt as you pushed yourself up from your bed, the never-ending wail of your alarm still ringing throughout your entire home.

You turn your head in search of the demonic contraption on your bedside table. Eyeing your clock like an eagle eyeing its prey, you slam your hand onto the clock's head, shutting it up successfully, hopefully for the rest of the day.

Scratching your bum as you stood up, you made your way towards the wooden window right next to your bed. You gave the window a push outwards, struggling to stifle a yawn that almost manage to escape from your mouth. You quickly covered your eyes as the morning rays from the morning sun shone its bright burning radiated beams onto your human face, making you curse.

"Bah. I freaking hate mornings." You mumble to yourself, backing away from the window. "I'll never understand why the Princess would want to raise the sun so early."

Your musing did little to improve your already vexed mood. You wish you could flop back onto your bed; to continue sleeping for the rest of the day, maybe even for the rest of your life.

But you didn't. You couldn't. For today is the one day where you'll never allow yourself to be lazy. For you know, deep in your heart, that today's level of importance is beyond important. You've been preparing yourself for several days now, weeks even. You had been training constantly in front of your bathroom mirror, repeating the lines you had written down on a piece of scented paper over and over and over again. Never pausing, never resting, never stopping even for a single second until the lines were burned deep into your skull.

Today is the day where your life will change. Today is the day you have been waiting for. Today is the day you had trained yourself for. Today is the day where you'll tell Rainbow Dash you love her.

[Motivate yourself]

[Start masturbating furiously]