Trouble Bubbles

by MythrilMoth

Rating: mature
Tags: Porn, Romance, Equestria Girls, Sex, Troubleshoes, Derpy Hooves
Length: 2541

Ditzy Doo dallies with a gentle giant in the nurse's office at school.

She's always been known as the weird, wall-eyed, klutzy girl who doesn't seem to have much of a life beyond loving muffins and being a little...odd.

He's always been a lumbering giant who causes disasters wherever he goes.

Nobody knows about the secret relationship they share, which exists only in the confines of the nurse's office whenever both of them happen to be injured at the same time.

This is the story of Ditzy Doo and Clyde, two clumsy, luckless, lonely people who are a little less lonely for about twenty minutes a week...

Published 2016-08-31 23:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-08-31 23:10:01 UTC

Big Man(hood) on Campus

Author's Note

This was originally planned as a chapter of Equestria Girls Gone Wild, but in the planning stages it evolved into something I wasn't expecting. Although this is marked Complete, I am not opposed to the idea of expanding this into a longer romance story, because I enjoyed writing the interactions between Ditzy and Clyde more than I enjoyed writing the actual sex part. (Just a little.)

All characters are eighteen and up, of course.

Big Man(hood) on Campus

Ditzy Doo lay on one of the cots in the nurse's office, her sandals on the floor next to the cot. Her right ankle was wrapped in a tight bandage and had an ice pack strapped to it. She wiggled her toes and hummed idly to herself as she worked on her homework on her tablet.

This kind of thing was a regular occurrence for the wall-eyed girl; it was one of the reasons she had the unfortunate nickname 'Derpy'. Not that she minded—she just wasn't the type of girl to let things bother her, whether they were accidents, injuries, being yelled at for messing up, or being called insulting things.

It did kinda suck having it happen at the end of the school day, though. Missing class because she derped up and twisted her ankle? No big deal. Stuck in the nurse's office when she should be home enjoying an after-school muffin fresh from Sugar Cube Corner? Not so much.

*Note to self: I really need a life outside of being muffins-and-derping-up-girl.*

Not that loving muffins and being accident-prone was all Ditzy had going for her. She had her musical saw, and she had...

Well, she had one other thing in her life, but it was a secret.

Across the room, Nurse Redheart was doing whatever paperwork it was school nurses did. The clock on the wall loudly ticked away. Ditzy glanced at the time; it was a little past four. Various after-school activities would be happening across campus. The track team was practicing, the Rainbooms were probably rocking out in one of the music rooms, and...

The door opened, and a massive form staggered through, supported by Big Macintosh and Bulk Biceps. Ditzy's heart skipped a beat.

Many people were surprised when they learned Clyde was a high school senior. He certainly didn't look like one. Seven and a half feet tall, with a broad, solid frame, the man's face was twisted into an almost perpetual dour grimace. Much of his face was covered with a splotchy, pale white birthmark which contrasted badly with his brown skin. His shaggy black hair hung in his eyes and flowed halfway down his shoulders. He wore boot-cut jeans, heavy brown work boots, and a checkered Western shirt. His broad leather belt was buckled with an upside-down brass horseshoe. His emerald green eyes were cast down at the floor as he staggered into the room, but they flickered briefly to Ditzy and locked onto her golden gaze.

Nurse Redheart stood up. "Clyde! What happened?"

"It's mah dang knee," Clyde grunted. "Gave out while Ah was tryin' ta help move the bleachers, ended up smashin' a whole section. Just mah rotten luck."

Nurse Redheart frowned. "You know the doctor said to take it easy," she said in an exasperated tone.

"Ah know, Ah know," Clyde muttered.

Nurse Redheart sighed. "Boys, get him over to the cot. I've got the injections his doctor sent over."

"They're gonna need you in the gym," Big Mac said. "Them bleachers came down on a couple'a folks. Got some bad sprains, one guy might have a broken arm."

Nurse Redheart let out a loud curse.

"Just more misfortune," Clyde said miserably. "Ah hope they don't blame me. They probably will."

"Don't worry about that right now," Nurse Redheart said with a frown as she pulled the privacy curtain around the cot Big Mac and Bulk Biceps were struggling to wrangle Clyde onto. "Boys, I hate to ask this, but can you help him get his boots and pants off? I have to give him a couple of injections right in the knee."

"Eeyup," Big Mac replied gruffly. "C'mon, Clyde."

*Injections?* Ditzy's mind raced with worry. She watched as Nurse Redheart scurried over to her desk and went through the drawers, pulling out a shiny foil bag. She listened as heavy leather and denim hit the floor and the cot groaned under Clyde's mass.

"Thanks, boys," Nurse Redheart said as she disappeared behind the curtain. "Can you carry the emergency kit down to the gym for me? I'll be along as soon as I'm done here."

"Eeyup." Big Mac and Bulk Biceps emerged from the curtain; Big Mac picked up the large red bag that sat next to the door as they left.

"Sorry t'...cause such a fuss," Clyde grunted.

Nurse Redheart sighed. "It's not your fault," she said. "Don't worry about it. Just rest. This may sting a little." A long moment later, she said, "Okay, I want you to lie here and rest for a little while. I'll be back..." She sighed again. "When I get back." Emerging from the privacy curtain, she offered Ditzy a weak smile. "Think you're okay to head home? I might be a while."

Ditzy shook her head. "I'll stay and keep Clyde company," she said. "Being laid up in here all by yourself is no fun."

Nurse Redheart's smile became more genuine. "Alright," she said.

As soon as she left, Ditzy eased herself off her cot, moving over to the little rolling stool the nurse used. "Haven't seen you in a few weeks," she said as she rolled over to the sink, peeling off the ice pack on her ankle.

"Had knee surgery," Clyde grunted. "Been stuck at home doin' therapy for a couple'a weeks. Docs just gave me th' okay to come back to school." He sighed. "Just mah rotten luck Ah'd go an' mess up on mah first day back."

Wiping her leg down with paper towels, Ditzy rolled the stool behind the privacy curtain and shot Clyde a hurt look. "You could've called me, or at least texted," she said.

Clyde leaned up and gave her a level stare. "You ain't never gave me your number," he said.

Ditzy blinked. "Oh," she said. "Oops." With a sheepish smile, she reached out with a hand. "Gimme your phone," she said.

Clyde grunted and pointed at his pants, which were folded up by the cot. "Over there," he said.

Ditzy went through his pants pockets, found his phone, and put her number into it. She then took out her own phone and added his number. "So what happened to your knee?" she asked.

Clyde sighed. "Just more'a mah misfortune," he said soberly. "Me bein' big an' lunky as Ah am, mah knees git wore out."

Ditzy eyed his slightly swollen knee and winced. "Poor Clyde," she said. Then, more quietly, she added, "I missed you."

He gave her a wan smile. "Ah missed you too," he said. He nodded at her ankle. "What happened there?"

Ditzy giggled. "Tripped," she said. "It's not bad." She looked him up and down, then reached out and ran her fingers along his massive arm. "Do you...feel up to it?" she asked. "I mean, if your knee hurts too bad..."

Clyde snorted. "Don't reckon mah knee's gonna complain," he said. "'Sides, it's th' one bright spot in mah sorry existence, you an' me, here. We don't git to be alone together near often enough."

Ditzy frowned. "Well maybe if you'd go on an actual date with me sometime..."

Clyde shook his head. "It ain't a good idea, Ditz. People git hurt around me on account'a mah klutzin' an' me bein' a big ol' bad luck mess."

Ditzy snorted. "And I'm so safe to be around?" she retorted. "Remember the marching band incident?"

Clyde winced. "Sorry," he said. "But..." He sighed. "Ah'd like us to be a proper couple, Ah really would, but Ah'm so afraid Ah'd hurt you somethin' awful."

Ditzy looked away slightly. "Or I'd hurt you," she said quietly. "I mean, you're a lot more fragile than you look."

Clyde grunted. "Mah lot in life, Ah reckon."

Ditzy shook her head. "Well, if we're gonna do this, we'd better do it while we can." She offered Clyde a pained grimace. "I think you probably bought us about a half hour this time, don't you?"

Clyde rolled his eyes. "Ain't we a sight?"

Giggling, Ditzy rolled out from behind the curtain and over to the various drawers and cabinets along one side of the room. "Let's see," she said as she opened one drawer. "Maximus, Maximus...oh no," she moaned. "How can she possibly be out of Maximus?"

"Just mah luck," Clyde said bitterly.

"There can't possibly be that many guys with big dicks at this school!" Ditzy complained, throwing up her hands. "How about Plus, will Plus do?"

"Should," Clyde grunted. "Might be tight."

Ditzy selected a wrapped condom from the drawer and rolled back over to Clyde. Holding it by the corner of the wrapper between her lips, she stood up and stripped off her shirt, dropped it on top of Clyde's pants, then unclasped and removed her bra, which joined the pile of clothing. Her skirt and panties were next; by the time she was naked, a massive bulge was straining against Clyde's boxers. "I see you missed me," Ditzy giggled.

Clyde smiled up at her. "Reckon Ah did," he said.

Ditzy freed Clyde's enormous cock from his boxers, gently caressing it with one smooth, slender hand. "I'm always a little scared every time we do this," she said.

"Of bein' caught?"

"Of having this monster inside me," Ditzy said. "I'm probably the only girl here who would keep coming back for more after the first time."

"Ditz," Clyde said gently. "Ah'm sorry if—"

"Shh," Ditzy said, smiling gently at him. "It hurts, but it's a good hurt. I wouldn't do this with just anyone." She leaned down and caressed his cheek with her free hand. "You're my special, sad giant. I just wish I could do more to make you happy."

Clyde smiled up at her. "You do enough, Ditz."

And then she lost her balance and fell right on top of him. Her breasts pillowed against his broad chest as she flailed. "Oof!"

"You okay?" Clyde asked.

"Yeah," Ditzy said sheepishly as she picked herself up. "Sorry," she said, knocking herself on the side of the head and sticking out her tongue cutely. In the process, she managed to drop the condom, which bounced off Clyde's chest and fell to the floor. "Crap," she muttered after a moment's pause.

Clyde chuckled.

Rolling her eyes, Ditzy eased herself gently to the floor and bent down to pick up the condom, wincing slightly as she put pressure on her ankle. After unwrapping it, she stroked Clyde's member to bring it to full girth, bending low and gently licking the head to moisten it. She gently rolled the condom over his dick; it barely covered half of his shaft, and the pained grunt he let out told her Plus was not big enough.

She looked up at him with worried eyes. "Are...are you okay?" she asked. Worrying at her lip, she offered, "We...we could do it, y'know...without."

Clyde shook his head. "With our luck? Ah ain't takin' that chance. It's fine, Ditz. Just squeezes a mite." He grinned ruefully at her. "T'ain't nothin' Ah ain't used to from you."

Ditzy blushed and ducked her head. Climbing back onto the cot, she carefully straddled Clyde, being mindful of his knee, and rubbed her crotch against his length. He reached up and gently caressed her bare skin with rough, callused hands, cupping and softly kneading her small, pert breasts.

Ditzy's breath hitched as she grinded her sex against Clyde's mast. Her sex flushed and pouted, dampness coating the latex as she thrust against him. "Ready?" she asked after a long moment.

"If you are," Clyde said huskily.

Taking a deep, trembling breath, Ditzy positioned herself; Clyde took hold of her hips to steady her. Slowly, Ditzy guided the tip of Clyde's massive manhood into her opening. A faint whine escaped her throat, her eyes screwing tightly shut as she bore down, taking almost half of him inside.

The first thrust was always the worst, even after all the times they'd done this.

Interminable seconds passed, with Ditzy speared atop Clyde's cock, and Clyde forcefully resisting his body's urges. Eventually, Ditzy opened her eyes and nodded down to Clyde, offering a smile as she slowly bore down more, then lifted up and forward. Breathing slowly and steadily, she let herself relax and began bouncing on Clyde's shaft, head tilted back and mouth open as she took him inside repeatedly—never all of him, not once in their entire relationship had he ever hilted. Clyde's eyes rolled back, deep bass grunts shaking his frame as Ditzy's tight, hot pussy practically strangled his manhood.

Ditzy moaned, raising one hand to knead her breast as she sped up her thrusts, ignoring the quick, hot jabs of pain that ripped through her slender frame. "Should've..." she grunted as she took more than half his length in upon bearing down, "...lubed," she finished.

"You okay, Ditz?" Clyde asked worriedly.

"Yeah," Ditzy hissed out. "Oh god...right there," she moaned as she thrust insistently against him.

"Ditz, Ah'm..." Clyde grunted. "Ah think Ah'm gonna..."

"No, it's too soon!" Ditzy protested, trying in vain to pound faster, knowing she was at her limit—there was only so fast and so hard she could go with her oversized lover.

"Sorry," Clyde gasped out. One hard, sharp buck of his hips, then another, heralded the limit of his endurance. Ditzy panted as she kept bobbing up and down for a moment before slowly stopping as Clyde's mighty mast withered, slowly slipping free from her sex.

Ditzy mewled plaintively and spread out against Clyde's broad chest, playing with his hair. "That's all you can give me today?" she said.

"Sorry, Ditz," Clyde said. "Ah think it's th' condom. It's just too tight..."

"Aww," Ditzy pouted. Looking into his eyes, she smiled hopefully. "Make it up to me Saturday?" she asked. "I really do want to see you outside of the nurse's office."

"Ditz—"

"I don't care how dangerous it is," Ditzy insisted. "I wanna take the risk."

Clyde sighed and smiled. "Heck, why not," he said, tousling her silky blond hair.

The cot beneath them let out an alarming squeal of protesting metal.

Their eyes shot open wide.

* * * * *

When Nurse Redheart returned to her office, she found it empty of students. A distinctive smell hung in the air, haphazardly covered up by air freshener spray. The cot Clyde had been lying on lay broken and mangled, and rolls of gauze and tubes of antibiotic ointment were scattered across her work counter. A post-it note was stuck to the cabinet, which read: "Sorry about the cot. More misfortune for old Clyde."

She shook her head and sighed. "That's the third one they've broken this semester," she muttered. A sly smile quirked her lips. "I guess they were happy to see each other again..."