
Villainy Abroad
Two henchmares-for-hire, Carmine and Vanilla, are out on yet another assignment for some artefact or other. It was supposed to be just another routine "pick-up", but then henchmares don't have the best job security in the world.
Collecting artefacts of power is only slightly less safe than tightrope-walking over a snake pit, but it's a fantastic excuse to go places for the likes of Carmine and Vanilla, henchmares-for-hire.
This time, they're hunting for a pegasus crystal on a hot, sunny island, somewhere beyond Equestrian borders. It's got a lovely little legend attached to it, too. Vanilla likes legends.
Ancient secrets, evil deeds, death waiting for the merest slip-up... it's just another Monday, really. At least the scenery's nice.
Rating: General reading, but some scenes contain a level of threat and violence beyond the TV show's standard.

19958 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
4 Chapters:
- A Diabolical Service 2016-09-16 17:01:54 UTC4807
- The Local Scenery 2016-09-16 17:01:46 UTC5801
- One Heck of a Show 2016-09-16 17:01:38 UTC6530
- Stars and Reviews 2016-09-16 17:01:32 UTC2820