The Twilight Sparkle Scholarship Program
Chapter Ten: Sign on the Trotted Line
-by Drace Domino

“Wait, wait wait wait. Let me see if I can wrap my head around this,” Sugarcoat took a deep breath, pinched the bridge of her nose, and slipped her glasses back on. She was escorting her girlfriend to Sugarcube Corner, where a meeting had been arranged with a client that she was having difficulty understanding. For good reason. “There’s another dimension...and that dimension has a different version of you.”

“A pony version, yes.”

“And she’s also a princess.”

“Mhm,” Twilight Sparkle adjusted the edge of her glasses, giving Sugarcoat a slightly curious look. “I don’t understand what’s so difficult about this, Sugarcoat. Don’t you remember what happened during the Friendship Games?”

“Yeah, I try not to think about those,” Sugarcoat grumbled right back, her hands in her pockets while she walked with her girlfriend. Still...it made sense, but only when Twilight invoked memories of everything that happened back then. Magical vines. Weird portals. Twilight herself turning into some kind of demo--Sugarcoat paused as she pulled out her phone, tapping something down in a notepad app. “Remember when you looked like an evil witch goddess? We should buy a costume like that for you. I bet a certain kind of person would pay top dollar for you to step on them like that.”

“Sugarcoat, try to focus on the matter at hand,” Twilight chuckled, though briefly added. “...but yes, write that down, it’s a good idea. Anyway, you don’t have anything to worry about. Princess Twilight is just as nice as all the other girls, and besides...their dimension isn’t like ours.”

“Because of the talking hor-”

“Obviously because of the talking horses, but it’s more than that,” came the simple explanation, just as they rounded the street leading to Sugarcube Corner. She could already see Twilight in the distance waiting for her, and trying to balance a muffin in her hands, trapping it between her knuckles like she still had hooves. “They don’t have money like we do. They’ll probably try to pay me in gems, gold, fancy jewelry...the sort of stuff that has a favorable currency exchange when we bring it over here. This could be the biggest job yet, and open up doors into all new experiences!”

“Well...I guess that makes sense,” Sugarcoat paused when they were just a street away, staring at the doppelganger of her girlfriend in the window. She still looked a bit uneasy, but turned to face Twilight with a tiny smile at the corner of her lips, slipping her hands into the girl’s own and giving her a little squeeze. “Good luck. See you tonight for the frat party job?”

“I wouldn’t miss it,” Twilight leaned in to kiss Sugarcoat’s cheek, but playfully added while her lips were pressed against the other girl’s flesh: “Those boys get so drunk they don’t even realize how much they’re tipping!”

For Twilight Sparkle and Sugarcoat, it was all about the bottom line...but soon, she was about to make the transition from college boys maxing out their parents’ credit cards to a job more lucrative than she’d ever imagined.

***

“Twilight! It’s so nice to see you again!” Princess Twilight rose from her seat at Sugarcube Corner, gesturing to the nice array of sweets she had ordered - along with a large stack of papers and folders, all looking very professional. “Please, have a seat! I’ve got everything we need right here.”

“Hello, Twilight,” the prostitute adjusted her glasses with a curt smile, and moved to sit across from the other girl. To any onlookers it would be quite the sight - a nerdy young woman and her fresher and more flirty-looking twin, never realizing that it was the more conservatively dressed one that was the most ruthless whore in town. “I was intrigued by your offer. Could you tell me more?”

“Of course, of course!” Princess Twilight beamed, and finished one more bite of cupcake before turning to her papers. “I brought everything we need to draft out an agreement, but before I start, did Sunset Shimmer tell you much about Equestria? About what everyone over there is like?”

“I know it’s an Equine-focused mirror of our world. That nearly everyone here has a parallel in Equestria, just like you and me,” Twilight rested her hand on the table, showing no interest in the snacks. She wasn’t there to eat, after all. “Although now would be a good time for me to establish something upfront - if we’re looking at trans-dimensional travel, I’m going to require a significant amount of compensation for travel expenses, risk acknowledgement, time spent in a shapeshifted form…”

Twilight had to admit, she was a little disappointed when Princess Twilight quickly shook her head to dismiss the notion - but only because she could’ve really raked this horse over the coals if she was going to Equestria.

“No no, nothing like that! It’s actually the opposite,” Princess Twilight smiled. “Our version of Celestia and Luna aren’t just human principals - they’re pony princesses! And...well, it’s a little hard to explain everything they do, but they’re sort of like...immortal queen goddess legends.”

“Wow,” Twilight blinked, pursing her lips together. “My Celestia and Luna...really got the short end of the stick.”

“That’s just it, as much as Princesses Luna and Celestia have all this power, they also have a lot of responsibility!” Princess Twilight chimed in, swiftly. “And in a few months, they’ll both be retiring so I can take over ruling Canterlot. Before they do, they want to take a small vacation, sort of a chance for me to dip my hooves into the water. Sunset Shimmer told me all about your services, and when I relayed it to the princesses their eyes lit up!”

It was a lot for Twilight Sparkle to take in. To hell with the principals she knew - if her doppleganger was also becoming a princess, then she got a raw deal, too! At least she could still get a fat pony paycheck. Her brow arched as she picked up on the other Twilight’s meaning, and she slowly stroked her cheek while her other hand drummed fingers against the table.

“So...your princesses want to stay here for a few days, and while they’re here they want to have some fun. Do you want me to take care of them for a night? Two?” at that point in the conversation, it didn’t matter just how much time Twilight would need to dedicate to this job, she knew it’d be worth it. “I’m afraid Sunset Shimmer’s referral doesn’t give her a bonus. She...lost her referral bonus privileges when she sent Ditzy Doo our way, and she tried to put a muffin in my pussy.”

At the brief silence that followed, Twilight simply pushed her finger against the plate of muffins in front of her, and slooooowly pushed it away from her and closer to the princess.

“Oh! Uh...w-well, be that as it may, the princesses would actually like more than just a few nights,” the visiting polymorphed pony responded, and pulled out one of her folders. She opened it up before Twilight to show her everything that was laid out in the proposal - and at a closer glance, it seemed like the two women had equal passions for structured, organized layouts with clearly-stated expectations. “As you can see here, they want to hire your services in their entirety, and not just as a prostitute. They’re...rather fond of me, you see, and having you nearby will make them feel a little more comfortable, even if we’re a little different. They want you to be their guide around the city, their go-to resource for things to do and places to eat, and they want to...uhm...well…”

“Fuck me,” Twilight Sparkle lifted a brow behind her glasses, speaking in far more clear terms. When Princess Twilight Sparkle fidgeted in her seat and looked a little worried they might be overheard, the native one simply waved a hand through the air and shook her head. “You don’t have to worry about that. The Cakes and I have a working relationship - I help them spice up their marriage, and they let me turn tricks in the supply room when the John doesn’t want to fit the bill for a hotel.”

Princess Twilight blinked, looking at her counterpart and then to the couple behind the counter, who were pointedly gazing at the slutty schoolgirl laying things out in such bold terms. It was enough to make the princess blush, but before she could press the issue her counterpart drummed her fingers on the table to snap her attention forward once more.

“That said...if your princesses really want to have that level of my devotion for the duration of their stay, it will not be in the supply room of Sugarcube Corner,” she announced, simply. “We’ll be staying at a hotel of my choosing, in a room that I pre approve. And if I’m to take them around to fancy restaurants and entertainment, I expect that my own expenses will be entirely covered. Food. Tickets. A discretionary fund for clothing, since I imagine a pair of visiting equine royals will have very particular taste.”

“Oh, yes, of course!” Twilight nodded, flipping through a few pages on the folder and showing them to her other self. “I’ve already taken the liberty of documenting that sort of thing. Would you like to work with me in finalizing the contract to our mutual liking?”

The whore gave a polite smile, and a tiny nod of her head. It was good to know that the other version of her at least had a good head on her shoulders when it comes to contracts, schedules, and planning - even if she was a bit on the stuffy side.

***

The two girls were there at the table at Sugarcube Corner for almost three hours. So long that the native Twilight actually had a few walk-ups - people naturally assuming that she was there to spend her afternoon sucking dick in the supply room for a few extra dollars. She always politely declined but made sure to remind them that her schedule was always available on the website she and Sugarcoat ran, so they could avoid such interruptions in the future.

Princess Twilight was a master of planning things, and her whore counterpart wasn’t much different. Between the two of them they began to draft a complex contract that would cover nearly every possibility, ensuring that both parties were completely covered in case anything went wrong. Celestia and Luna in the human world were women that hid a particularly wild side behind their stoic surface, and Twilight Sparkle could only assume that the pony versions were the same - blended with the sort of privilege and superiority that came with being immortal godqueens.

The deal was covered in meticulous detail. Expectations of Celestia and Luna were written into the laws of the contract, from their behavior inside and outside the bedroom and which sex acts would incur a larger fee at the end of the job. A completion bonus was finely documented and perfectly itemized, ensuring that even after the week-long service concluded the two visiting princesses would still have some of the tab to pay. And as much as Twilight Sparkle prided herself in keeping calm and controlled, keeping patient and measured, she had to admit...the sheer amount of money coming her way for this job was starting to get her excited. Her thighs were pressing together underneath the table and when they detailed the clause for extreme domination and submission, she even got a little wet.

Who could blame her? Profit and painstakingly-detailed, well-documented agreement forms! Who wouldn’t get hot under the collar?

“Well...that looks like everything,” Princess Twilight smiled, and tilted the final document towards her counterpart. “If you’ll please sign here, and I’ll do the same as the princesses proxy. I have their power of attorneigh.”

A small pause.

“That...that’s a horse thing we say.”

Twilight Sparkle gave the comment a flat look, but grabbed the pen from the table and moved to scribble her name. Once she did so, she offered a tiny glance to her wristwatch and made a mental note - only forty-five minutes before she needed to join Sugarcoat at the frat party. It was a busy day for business, indeed. Once the visiting princess signed the contract as well the two women stretched across the table to shake hands, with the hooker offering her half-reserved smile and the princess beaming from ear to ear.

“Princesses Celestia and Luna will be so, so happy!” she practically bubbled over with excitement, her feet lightly stomping on the floor as if she was trotting in place. “Thank you for doing this, Twilight Sparkle, they do so much for us here in Equestria and they really deserve the best vacation they can get!”

“I’ll make sure they have an unforgettable experience,” Twilight nodded, before gesturing to the contract. “Several, in fact. I’m looking forward to meeting them and undertaking this job.” That much was genuine, even if her interests didn’t go much deeper beyond pure, unbridled professional greed. She was sure the princesses were nice enough, but...what teenage girl wanted to spend a week hanging out with a bunch of older women that were actually polymorphed horse princesses? She couldn’t imagine she had a whole hell of a lot in common with them, aside from a mutual interest in exchanging gold for intimate services.

“Thank you,” as the two Twilights stood up and started to make their way to the exit, Princess Twilight glanced behind her shoulder once more to the Cakes. They were nearing the end of their work day as the girls left, and once more were casting an eye on Twilight Sparkle - or both of them, as the case was. Princess Twilight blushed and pushed her hands to the back of her skirt to make sure her flank was covered, and once they were outside she finally spoke in a tiny, almost worried tone. “Could...could I ask you a question? One Twilight Sparkle to another?”

Twilight looked at her watch once more, and gave a small nod. She turned on a heel and started to walk, although moved out with a hand to gesture for Twilight to follow. Once they were moving side-by-side the princess hugged the written agreement against her chest, and murmured to her doppleganger in a curious tone.

“This...all this stuff that you do,” she asked, gesturing to the agreement, and then back to the Cakes’ shop. “Do you like it?”

“I like that it’s an extremely efficient way to make money for college,” the other Twilight held nothing back. She was always honest when it came to her motivations, and felt the impulse to be doubly so when it came to talking to her counterpart. She liked Princess Twilight to an extent, but it was starkly clear which between them was harder around the edges. Must’ve been because the pony had more time to stew in the magic of friendship. “Sugarcoat and I put in a fraction of the hours an after school job would require, and we make more than we could ever hope to working anywhere else. That isn’t even touching on the less tangible rewards, like the college recruiters I’ve given oral sex to.”

“I...I see,” Princess Twilight rubbed the back of her head, nibbling at the bottom of her lip. As a future queen of Equestria the concept of needing money for college was one she simply didn’t struggle with, although it was hard to think about everything the other Twilight did and not let her mind wander. “What about the...you know. The sex? Do you like it?”

Twilight Sparkle tilted her head at the question, pondered it for a long few moments, and offered a tiny shrug. It was non-committal in nature, but she followed the gesture by going into greater detail while they rounded the corner and made their way to the campus in the distance.

“My enjoyment isn’t relevant to the job,” she explained simply. “But most of the time...I’m apathetic to it. Tonight, Sugarcoat and I are going to get gangbanged by a dozen college boys. They don’t know what they’re doing. They don’t know how to please a woman. They’re just...hormones and money.” She shrugged her shoulders once more. “I won’t be having an orgasm tonight, and I’m as sure about that as I am unbothered by it.”

“So...you never even, you know…” Twilight Sparkle continued to be a bit sheepish, blushing more and more. “Hit the clopping point?”

“Cum? Sometimes,” Twilight adjusted her glasses. “She’s not a client, but Sugarcoat has successfully learned how to make me orgasm with fair regularity. On the job...it’s less frequent. Most of what we do are things like tonight - letting our bodies be used by people that barely even know how theirs work. But every now and again, I admit...someone gets to me.” It was her turn to blush, something that didn’t happen often. She even smiled a little from the corner of her lips, and raised a hand to hold two fingers close together. “Little ones. Rare, but they exist.”

“Oh, I just have to know,” Princess Twilight giggled, and elbowed her counterpart playfully. Despite their differences, the two girls did indeed like each other - and their interaction was playful, or at least as much as could be with the human Twilight’s professional, determined mindset. “Tell me? I promise, it’ll be a secret between Twilights. I’m curious who I might click with back in Equestria.”

“Well...let’s see,” Twilight Sparkle pondered, gazing into the distance while she spoke. “Fluttershy was one.”

“You had sex with Flu-”

“Principal Celestia was another.”

“Celestia, too?!”

“Mhm. She and Cadance double-teamed me.”

“C-C-C-Caaaad-”

“Oh, and Shining Armor,” Twilight nodded her head, affirmatively. “I definitely cum when Shining Armor and I are dry humping. Maybe you can arran--Twilight?”

Twilight looked over her shoulder to see the princess frozen in place, wide-eyed, and holding the contract with a white-knuckled grip. She was practically hyperventilating, her cheeks overtaken with a massive blush, and a small squeaking noise escaped from her throat like the sound of a balloon running out of air.

Maybe the two Twilights were plenty different, after all.

End of Chapter 10.

Author's Note

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