Author's Note

The following is a parody of the Lego Ninjago Short: The Master.

Guest Star: Robert Klein as the Butterfly.

How Discord Wasn’t In The Movie

The chapter opens to reveal a disoriented world, filled with floating lands, and bizarre creatures of all shapes and sizes. And a voice can be heard, narrating.

"In the far off land of Chaosville," A text appears in a flash of light, to read: a Lionsgate Entertainment fanfic. "The fandoms speak of an ancient temple, home to one true, legendary warrior."

The camera zooms in to show Discord, playing the trumpet, emitting the melodious sound of a flute. The draconequus snaps his fingers, to display a text that reads: "A My Little Pony FIM Fic."

"Dedicating himself to solitude, he was balanced with the world."

With that, Discord was seen gardening some weeds, while pulling out vegetables. The camera zooms out, to reveal the vegetables all form a message that reads: "Starring Discord."

In the next scene, Discord was inside a training dojo, with what appeared to be a huge block of ice. Bowing his head, Discord flies at the block, while landing a few karate kicks and chops, as he spells the title.

"And he trained tirelessly, until his moves were super sweet!" Discord was on the verge of completing the title, "He was the one, the only-"

"Wave the flag for hudson high boys, show them how we stand!~" A random butterfly sang, distracting Discord from finishing the title properly, causing it to read:

The Astr

"Astr.....," The narrator reads. "Huh? Is that even a word?"

"I am a rolling gambler~" The butterfly sang. "How do you do?"

"How do I do?" Discord asked. "Terrible! Did you see what you made me do?!" He asked, pointing at the messed up title.

"Excellent! Well you're a fishmonger," The butterfly replied. "You're my everything. You're my sunshine. You're old and gray and full of sleet. You're my consumptives Mary Jane~"

"Wrong movie," Discord said, as he catches the butterfly in a net, and took him outside the Lionsgate, and order. "Stay here!" With that, Discord returned to start the short over again.

"Starting again?" The narrator asked. "Oh! Okay....Ahem...."

"In the far off land of Chaosville," A text appears in a flash of light, to read: a Lionsgate Entertainment fanfic. "The fandoms speak of an ancient temple, home to one true, legendary warrior."

The camera zooms in to show Discord, playing the trumpet, emitting the melodious sound of a flute. The draconequus snaps his fingers, to display a text that reads: "A My Little Pony FIM Fic."

"He lived solitude, until he was balanced with the world."

With that, Discord was seen gardening some weeds, while pulling out vegetables. The camera zooms out, to reveal the vegetables all form a message that reads: "Starring Discord."

In the next scene, Discord was inside a training dojo, with what appeared to be a huge block of ice. Discord frantically flies at the block, while landing a few karate kicks and chops, as he spells the title.

"And he trained a lot, until his moves were still super sweet!" Discord was on the verge of completing the title, "He was the one, the only-"

"Oh have you seen the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man?~" The butterfly sang, in front of camera.

"Now there's a butterfly in the way, and I can't read it," The narrator grumbled.

With that, Discord grabs the butterfly, puts him on a fly swatter, and catapults him out, before he shuts the Lionsgate on the butterfly.

"Why, I never!" The butterfly frowned.

"In the far off land of Chaosville," Suddenly everything went fast for the narrator, as the texts: "a Lionsgate Entertainment fanfic," quickly appeared. "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! The fandoms speak of an ancient temple, home to one true, legendary warrior."

Discord runs into the camera shot, with a trombone, as he quickly snaps his fingers, to display a text that reads: "A My Little Pony FIM Fic."

"He was balanced with the world."

Discord frantically plucks all the vegetables with a harvest machine, to spell: "Starring Discord."

Discord was nearly out of breath, as he panted heavily before he appeared before the block of ice.

"His moves are super sweet! And he was the-"

"One!" The butterfly interrupted. "One alone, to be my own~"

"Oh surprised," The narrator quoted. "The butterfly is back."

"Get BACK in the 1950s!" Discord ordered, only to be taken by surprise, as he was literally kicked out of his house, and through the Lions' gates.

"In the far off land of Chaos-Oh! The fandoms have changed," Discord frantically runs back to his house, as a broken text appears to read: "a Lionsgate Entertainment fanfic," "Now they speak of a looney butterfly."

With that, the butterfly broke out in an operatic voice, with letters coming out of his mouth, to form words that read: "A Robert Klein Comedy Skit."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Discord screamed in horror, before his face shifted to Rarity's face.

"Bring it on~" The butterfly challenged.

With that, Discord lunged forward, determined to give the butterfly a piece of his mind. But the butterfly flew right at Discord's chest, and pushed him down with such force.

"He floats like....well, a butterfly, but stings like a bee."

With that, the butterfly stings at Discord, on the nose, leaving a large red bump on the draconequus's muzzle.

"It is clear, you have mastered Fly-Kwon-Do," Discord analyzed. "But can you handle, the Thirteen Wasps of Shaolin? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13?!!"

"One, two, three o Larry~" The butterfly sang, as he dodges Discord's attacks.

"He was balanced with the world."

Discord looked in horror, to see the butterfly manages to spell, "Starring the Butterfly," With his wasps. Next thing the draconequus knew, the butterfly was making a beeline for Discord's house.

"No, no, NO!!" Discord shouted, as he frantically gave chase. Discord arrived in the room to see the butterfly was singing in his opera voice, breaking the block of ice.

"He was the one, the only-"

"NO!!!" Discord screamed in defiant, as he stopped the butterfly in the nick of time, just as the ice broke, to read:

"The Butt"

Discord snapped his fingers, and he quickly restored the texts to a simple block of ice. With that, Discord gave a mocking laugh, while the butterfly flew circles around him. Discord quickly conjures a fly swatter, as he vigorously swat at the butterfly in vain. In his attempt, Discord smacked the block of ice, breaking it apart to reveal the letter "M." Taking his chance, Discord began to land some blows to the ice, while still keeping the butterfly at bay.

"He was the one, the only, the-NO!"

The butterfly tapped danced on one of the letters, to shatter them to pieces.

"He broke them down again...." The narrator grumbled.

Irritated, Discord snapped his fingers, as he throws several chocolate milk bombs at the butterfly, who zipped through them all, at the speed of a dragonfly. At last, the butterfly floated besides Discord's ears, and sang an operatic voice, causing the draconequus to feel disoriented. Taking the chance, the butterfly began to spell the letters on the ice.

"He was the one, the only, the-!"

Shaking out of his confusion fast, Discord snapped his fingers, restoring the block of ice.

"They keep breaking the ice, and fixing it," The narrator complained, while Discord crazily, and desperately finishes the spelling. "And now the building's going to collapse so they should hurry up!" Discord was at the final letter, "Okay, fine."

"He was the one, the only, the-!"

Discord was sadly interrupted, when his whole house fell down on him, giving the butterfly the chance to finish the title:

THE MASTER BUTTERFLY!!

Discord slumped in defeat, "Fine....you win," He moaned, as the butterfly began to sing, "No! No need for songs. I'll sing myself in self pity...." With that, Discord took out a harmonica, and a hobo stick, as he sadly leaves what's left of his abode.

The butterfly looked at Discord, before he shook his head, feeling sorry for the draconequus. With that, the butterfly turns to the ice, and sang an operatic voice, shattering the words, "Butterfly," before was able to put together another letter.

"Yoo-hoo!" The butterfly called, catching Discord's attention.

"Butterfly," Discord replied. "You are full of surprises."

With that, the two started the whole thing, from the top.

A Lionsgate Entertainment fanfic.

"Ahem....In a far off land of Chaosville. The fandoms settled on two, legendary warriors. Together they are-"

THE MASTERS!!!!!

"J.K!" Discord quickly shouted, as he swatted the butterfly, right out of the chapter, breaking the letter, "s," causing the title to read:

THE MASTER!!!!!

"Okay, let's start the story!" Discord exclaimed.

"Oh! I'm sorry, but that's all the time we've had," The narrator replied. "I'm sure it was going to be awesome, but y'know, it was nice to have Robert Klein come as a guest star for this fic. And at least we paid a little homage to one of Lionsgate earlier distribution, the Last Unicorn. Right?"