Guys' Nights New Additions

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Is the sound of five frightened boys running for their lives from an angry Pinkamena Diana Pie and Daybreaker.

"Run faster boys!" Spike screamed, while riding on Big Mac's back.

"You think we've been running slower for them?" Pharynx asked rhetorically.

The boys kept on running for dear life, "Are they still after us?" Stygian asked.

Spike took a quick glance behind him and confirmed, "Yes they are," He muttered in fright, before he dreaded to see what was up ahead. "YIKES!! SKATEBOOOOOOAAAARDDD!!!"

Too late! Big Mac stepped on the skateboard and both he and Spike immediately slid away at high speed.

"Hey! Wait for us!" Thorax shouted, before the sound of Pinkamena Diana Pie's crazed laughter pierced the air, together with Daybreaker's angry shriek.

"CUPCAKE STEALERS!!!" Pinkie snarled.

"CAKE THIEVES!!" Daybreaker added.

"Split up! They can't follow all of us!" Pharynx stated.

"No, don't do that!" Thorax argued. "Then Pinkie will follow me!"

"Would she follow you?" Stygian asked.

"She always follow me!"

"Stop being paranoid and just do it!" Pharynx replied, as the five boys all split up in different directions.

Spike and Big Mac skated in one direction with Daybreaker chasing them. Stygian went left, Pharynx went right, while poor Thorax continued straight with Pinkamena Diana Pie following close behind him, "NOOOOOOOOO!!! I told you she would follow me!" Thorax wailed.

Taking quick glances in every directions, Thorax wondered how he would make it out alright, when he nearly smacked himself for forgetting the most important thing. “I have wings for goodness sake!” With that, Thorax buzzed his wings, and took to the sky. "Adios, Pinkie!" Thorax waved, before his pupils dialated to a dot when he saw Pinkie catching up to him in a weird helicopter-like contraption.

"Leaving so soon?" Pinkamena asked, before she pulled out a huge butterfly net, no doubt intent on catching Thorax.

"Well, YIPE AGAIN!!!" Thorax screamed, buzzing through the air, determined to hide from Pinkamena Diana Pie, when he spotted Rainbow Dash's house coming into view. Taking his chances, Thorax dives through one of Rainbow Dash's windows, made a quick run towards a door, frantically opens it up to hide behind it, failing to discover a skeleton behind it.

Bugs Bunny - Skeleton in the closet

Moments later, the door creaked open as a slightly disturbed Thorax came into the room, shaking and stuttering in fright, "D'yoi, d'yoi, d'yoi, d'yoi," Just then, Pinkamena came into the room. "YIPE!!" Thorax yelped in fear as they resume the chase.

Thorax quickly ran into the restroom, where he double locked the door, "Phew," Thorax sighed, before he went over to the nearby cabinet for a glass of water.

"Hereeeeeeeee's Pinkie!" Pinkie cackled, from within the cabinet, "Ha ha-OW!!" Thorax quickly slammed the doors into Pinkie's face, before he broke down the wall, and buzzed away. "Ow....I gotta quit saying witty things before I pounce...." Pinkamena moaned.

Meanwhile

Spike and Discord were speeding through the streets of Ponyville, with Big Mac on skateboard, and Spike on Big Mac.

"LOOK OUT!!" Spike shouted to some unlucky pedestrians. "SORRY!!" He apologized later.

"Sorry!" Big Mac apologized, after he bombarded a cherry stand.

"SORRY!!"

"Sorry!"

"SORRY!!"

"Sorry!"

"SORRY!!"

"Sorry!"

"SORRY!!"

"Sorry!"

"SORRY!!"

"My leg!"

"My cart!"

"My cabbages!"

"My pants!"

French Narrator: "100 crashes later."

Spike and Big Mac finally came to a stop, when the skateboard finally broke.

"WHOO YEAH!!" Spike cheered. "That was fun! Let's grab another skateboard and do it again!"

"Eeeeeeee-nope," Big Mac disagreed, before they heard Daybreaker closing in on them.

"RUN AWAY!!" Both boys screamed, as they quickly bolted into the Everfree Forest, straight into Zecora's tree hut, where Spike began mixing up some random vials of potions, before Daybreaker arrives.

"STOP!!" Spike shouted, while holding a vial in one claw. "One more step from you, and I'll blow you up!" He threatened. "This contains manganese, phosphorous, folic acid and dextrose!"

"Eeyup!"

Daybreaker simply laughed her hearts out, "That is the formula for a chocolate malted." Daybreaker explained, before she resumed laughing, while Spike took a sip out of curiosity.

"Mmmm!" Spike smiled. "Yummy! I'm a better alchemist than I thought! YIPE!!" Spike and Big Mac took off running as Daybreaker chased them out of the hut, just when Zecora got back.

"Aye me!" The zebra exclaimed, noticing the mess her hut was left in.

After awhile of running, Spike and Big Mac later met up with Thorax, and the rest of their gang, Pharynx and Stygian, at the ruins of the Castle of the Two Sisters.

The five boys later cuddled up to each other, within a small pillow fort, in their last desperate attempt to escape from the two crazy mares who are after them.

Spike was sucking on his thumb, while hugging close to Big Mac. Thorax and Pharynx both turned themselves into pillows, while retaining their natural colors, with Stygian hiding beneath them.

"Guys," Spike began. "If this is the end. I Just want you all to know, I'm glad to have guys like you for a friend."

"Yeah, same here Spike," Thorax whimpered. "You're the best friend a changeling could ever ask for."

"Ditto." Pharynx and Stygian agreed.

"Eeyup," Big Mac added. "Though, there's something you should know first."

"What's that?" Spike asked.

"Remember that poem you wrote for Rarity?" Big Mac's lips quivered before he confessed. "I STOLE IT TO IMPRESS SUGARBELLE!!!"

"WHAT?!!" Spike shrieked.

"I was desperate! I don't know what I was thinking!" Big Mac moaned in regret.

"MY LOVE STORYYYYYYYYY!!!!!" Spike wailed.

"I'm sorry!"

Anger replacing dread, Spike lunged after Big Mac, "I'm gonna kill you, hamburger!" He roared.

"I'm sorry!" Big Mac replied, trying to hold the little dragon back. "I'm sorry! I'll write you a new one! 20% cooler!"

"Guys! Guys! KNOCK IT OFF!!" Pharynx shouted, trying to stop the fight. "ENOUGH!!"

"Tag! You're it!" The boys ceased their fighting, as they looked up to see Pinkamena and Daybreaker standing over them.

"AAAAAAAHHH!!!" The boys screamed in terror, before they were sprayed with a laughing gas that made them helpless as they were dragged away by Daybreaker and Pinkamena. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" The boys laughed.

"Oh no! Ha ha ha ha," Spike laughed. "We're gonna die, ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Ee-ee-ee-e-eeyup!" Big Mac managed to say, before he resumes laughing.

"It's h-hi-hilarious!" Thorax laughed. "How we were all trying to get away.....a-a-and now we're going to die!"

"It's rather dark, isn't it?" Pharynx laughed. "I mean, this is a kids show. A-A-and this story was rated 'E' for everyone! Teenagers and adult men included!"

"It's a hostile takeover!" Stygian laughed.

"Now we know why you can't spell SLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER!!" Spike joked, resulting in an even bigger uproar of laughter from his fellow boys.

"I SAW what you did there!" Thorax laughed.

"If you REALLY wanted a big piece of meat, you should've gotten BIG MAC!!!" Pharynx joked.

"Eeyup! Hey! Ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Kinda gives you that empty feeling huh?" Stygian laughed.

"I'm about to bust a gut, so we better CUT it out!" Spike joked.

"No guts no glory! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Thorax laughed.

The boys were later tied down to a large wheel, ready to be spun into madness.

"Buuukawk!" Princess Celestia clucked, together with Pinkamena Diana Pie. "Buuukawk!"

Standing on the sidelines at a safe distance, the boys stood, unharmed.

"Well boys," Spike began. "It looks like Pinkie and Princess Celestia are victims of foul play."

"Eeyup." Big Mac agreed, as they both shared one last laugh together with their comrades.