"But that doesn't mean throw me—ahh!"
Anon kept looking at Rainbow with those beautiful eyes of his, sizing her up. She of course laid beneath him, a fluffy pillow propped on his lap as she laid in tranquility, staring up at his wooden ceiling. It wasn't a cloud home, sure, but it was still home to her now.
"Hey, Rainy?"
Yes, he had a pet name for her. But it wasn't like Rainbow's heart fluttered every time she heard it, and she had the feeling of being smothered in warmth from head to hoof, that'd be silly. "Yeah, Anon?"
"Do you maybe wanna hit up the Hayburger tonight? I don't really feel like cooking." He shifted a little beneath her, and Rainbow craned her neck to look at him. Beautiful, from his chiseled jaw to his smooth lips.
Still, that didn't mean he got to weasel out of everything. "Don't be lazy!" Rainbow protested, lightly batting at his leg with a hoof, causing him to snicker. "I cooked yesterday, it's your turn! I didn't slave in the kitchen making us that curry just so you could shirk out on your responsibilities today!"
"You mean the Thai green I had to rescue and the rice I had to reboil?" Anon taunted, poking her with a single finger as he immediately made her squirm in place. "I'd say I did my fair share last night."
Oh, he was exaggerating, Rainbow didn't screw it up that bad! Okay... maybe a little, but still! Rainbow could feel a redness against her cheeks as she spun around to look up at him, but even stood in his lap, she didn't measure up to his face, and had to crane her neck to press her muzzle near his chin. "I don't want Hayburger! I've got a Wonderbolts tour coming up in like three weeks, I need to make sure I make weight for it!"
Anon sighed dramatically, squinting down at her. "Does this mean another night of health conscious vegetarian horse food?"
"It sure does!" Rainbow grinned, leaning forwards and giving him a small peck on the chin. "So get your ass in the kitchen, mister, before I drag you in there."
Suddenly, Anon's eyes hardened, and he matched Rainbow's grin with one of his own, strong and confident. "You really think you could? You must be delusional, I'm like, almost four times as big as you."
"Y-you, of course I could!" Rainbow responded, tussling her mane with a shake of her head as she instinctively backed away, attempting to overcome her stutter. "I'm the Rainbow Dash, I can take on anyone, and especially you!"
"Really? The Rainbow Dash that snuggles up to me at night and murmurs into my chest about her favourite frilly dresses as she sleeps? I bet Rarity would never live that one down."
Rainbow knew the dream he was talking about, but they'd also agreed to never speak of it out loud. "Anon!" She inched forwards, but the sexy idiot stopped her with a finger to her lips, shocking her into silence.
"And what about the fact I had to install a dimmer switch in my bedroom because you couldn't handle total darkness, not to mention that I have to keep the window open every night just so you feel safe? Oh, aren't you the toughest."
Oh, he was just being cruel now. "Pegasi get nervous on the ground!" Rainbow attempted to shout back, but she knew her voice caught, cracking once and making her sound juvenile and delicate. "Besides, I'm used to there being moonlight at night and—stop laughing! I'm serious!"
Anon scooched back in his chair, feigning fear. "Why?" he chuckled, his face alight. "What are you gonna do, 'make me sorry'?"
"Damn right I will!" Rainbow jumped back, taking to the air with a strong flap of her wings and putting her hooves up, her pride wounded, her mouth running faster than her mind. "I could take you right here, right now, and I'd like to see you do anything about it!"
"Well, if you insist..." Anon began to rise from his chair, his eyes playful and his smirk a permanent fixture to his face by this point. "But I promise I'll go easy on you, I don't wanna hurt such a small, pretty pegasus."
Oh shit, he was actually getting up. Now that Rainbow stopped to really think about it, Anon was fucking huge. Like, she barely came up to his thigh standing, and he was probably three times as strong as her for the size difference, considering he worked out too... how the hell was she gonna take him on? "A-alright, but we have to do it outside!"
"What, so I can let you use those wings to get the drop on me? I don't think so, Rainy."
"S-stop calling me that!" Rainbow said with a blush, covering her face. "No lovey-dovey talk when we're about to fight!"
"Why, are you afraid you might get distracted?" Anon winked, biting his lip. Gosh, that was cute.
Rainbow had to catch herself as she felt her wings beginning to stiffen. "What do you think?! Just stop toying with me already!"
"Alright, alright," he nodded with a wave of his hand. "I don't want us to hurt each other, so we'll make this a grappling match. First one to say 'mercy' loses, deal?"
"Y-yeah, let me just get ready first." Buy time, Rainbow. Buy time. Think of a way out of this.
"Get ready?" Anon laughed, cracking his neck with a light twist of his head. "What's there to get ready for? It's only a little playfight, silly."
"I-I've gotta get my stretches in... and get my gi!" Rainbow added, remembering she did in fact have one of those.
"Oh?" Anon asked with a raised brow. "Someone as fuzzy as you did a martial art?"
More like went to two sessions of a self-defence class and never went back, but he didn't need to know that. "Yeah!" she boasted, puffing out her chest as she spoke. "And I'm a black belt too, so you're gonna be really sorry that you asked for this!"
"Huh, really?" Anon asked with genuine interest, seeming to drop the bravado. "Which practice was it?"
Shit, shit, double shit. "Uhh... it was, uhm..." Think, Rainbow, think! "The name probably wouldn't mean anything to you, but..."
"Well, I don't know, it seems like nearly everything is called the same over here, so I'd probably know it."
Triple shit. "I think you'll find that the name of the martial art I studied was..." For Celestia's sake, Rainbow, say something. It doesn't even have to be good, anything. What do you fight with? Your hooves? No, your wings! "Wing..."
Anon leaned in, intent on hearing the next word to come out of her mouth, even if it was taking an age.
Fuck, Rainbow, what martial art name begins with a body part?! Rainbow had to resist the urge to slap herself right there and then, or worse to knock herself out, declare Anon the victor of their bout before it had even started, and somehow attempt to live this down before this lie dug her any deeper.
"I think I know the one you're talking about," Anon offered, scrutinising her with his eyes as she began to sweat from the pressure. "It was a Chinese one, invented by a woman."
Crap, she was onto something! Okay, okay, just think of a Chineighse word to tack on the end, and it'll at least sound somewhat believable, hopefully. "Uhh, it was wing... chang?"
"...huh. We called it 'wing chun' where I was from, but—"
"Wing chun! That's what I said!" Rainbow nodded frantically, attempting to regain her breath as she felt the blood stop rushing to her head, settling into her much more comfortable practice of laying it on thick. "Yup! Wing chun, I'm a total master at that. I know all the throws, all the holds, all the joint locks..."
"Isn't wing chun primarily a strike based martial art?" Anon asked, squinting out of one eye as he began to appear sceptical.
"Uhh, yeah! All of those, too! I mean, I did, uhh, combined honours with a grappling martial art, so sometimes I get them mixed up, that's all."
"Oh, really? What was that one called?"
"Timetogogetmygibackinaminute!" Rainbow sped out of the room before Anon could get another word in, speeding out of the door and towards her home, where she was fully aware she could hide out for the rest of existence with Anon incapable of getting up there.
...no, he'd just ask Twilight or rent a balloon. Rainbow had to dig herself out of this hole somehow, and that meant running with the lie. So Anon knew the names of martial arts, but did that mean he really knew what they looked like? Rainbow slowed the flap of her wings and focussed on regulating her breathing, closing her eyes as she thought over every fight she'd ever been in.
She hadn't been lying about being tough, and she knew she was as fast and acrobatic as they came, but could she really play the part of a martial arts master convincingly, let alone even lay a hoof on Anon? She was stuck in this position now, she had to try.
Not bothering with the front door, Rainbow burst through her bedroom window and ravaged her closet for the old, neglected gi, a white robe with a black band to go around her barrel, which just so happened to be the only one they were selling at the store when she went to pick up the uniform. Shoving the clothes into a nearby saddlebag and fastening it to her side, she left to fly back, not in a hurry to return to her fate by any means but not wanting to keep Anon waiting either.
There had to be a way she could win this. While Rainbow could be a little much at times, he was a smug bastard, and she'd love to actually one up him for once, instead of being the cute pegasus that everyone else scarcely saw but he'd grown completely used to. Not that she often minded being that to him, but tonight was a very big exception.
She didn't have time to devise a strategy by the time she returned, a disadvantage to being the fastest flier in Equestria. When she entered the living room, Anon was still waiting there, sitting in the chair again with a glass of water, seemingly completely relaxed and making no effort to prepare for what was to come. That only added insult, did he not think she was worth taking seriously?
She'd make him change his mind, somehow. Rainbow gave him the evil eyes as she approached, setting down her saddlebags and attempting to enter into a staring contest with him, but he wouldn't take the bait. She stared and she stared, and all Anon did was continue to sip at his water, swilling the glass and watching the liquid bounce. "Are you almost ready to lose?"
"Oh please," Rainbow laughed with a flick of her tail. "You're gonna eat carpet by the time I'm done with you!"
"Isn't that most of our nights in together in a nutshell?" Anon laughed back, Rainbow's cheeks beginning to turn rosy as she realised what he meant.
"H-hey! Stop freakin' distracting me!" And it was distracting, too, especially when so many of their nights consisted of that. If anything, fighting would be an entirely new way for them to get hot and sweaty together.
"Then get your skimpy little gi on and throw down already!"
Rainbow pulled out the clothing with her teeth, stepping through it and attempting to push it through the wing holes, but having little success. She struggled with it for a good minute, squirming around as she tried to get the proper angle and put it on, but met less and less success each time, to the point that actually fastening the thing in place with the belt was beginning to look like a distant dream. How the heck had she ever put this thing on in the past?
Maybe that was why she stopped going to self-defence, the stupid fucking uniform. As Rainbow continued to tangle with the robe, all she could hear in the background was laughter. "H-hey, are you going to help me with this or not?!"
"Aren't we supposed to be enemies right now?"
"Y—nghh—yeah, but the sooner I get it on, the sooner we can get this over with like you seem so eager to, so just come help me already!"
"If you insist, Rainy..." Anon walked over to her with a relaxed pace, his hands soft and smooth as ever as he ran them through Rainbow's coat, gently pushing her wings to the side and threading them through the holes in the fabric, then moving back to help her with her hind legs. Rainbow's leg twitched as he continued to assist her, and for a moment she felt the urge to give him a feline squeak of appreciation, but she maintained her composure if only for the coming battle, no matter how difficult it was.
Anon seemed to drag out every minuscule motion as he went, rubbing at Rainbow's tensed muscles as he ensured that each section of her gi was properly fitted, before pulling out the black belt. "You earned this for all of your skill, then?"
"Uh-huh! One hundred percent legit, I swear." Rainbow desperately hoped that the belt didn't still have a store tag on it, but she wasn't about to yank it off him and check.
Luckily, if Anon did feel something was off, he didn't voice it, slowly wrapping the belt under her wings and beginning to tighten it, not to the point that it constricted her breathing but definitely to the point that she felt it. Rainbow looked up, and Anon seemed to be enjoying his position more and more with each passing second. Maybe he'd enjoy tying her up at some point?
Heh, maybe that's why he was so hellbent on wrestling her, because he wanted to pin her down and dominate her. That sure sounded like a lot of fun... but she couldn't let him! This was a matter of pride, of principle, of sticking to your lie and making it work! Rainbow would be the one to pin him, and she'd show him just how silly he was for trifling with a badass like her!
Rainbow backed away as he finally finished, looking up at him as he began to remove his shirt, revealing a powerful, manly chest and hardened core. Or maybe he'd flatten her. The more she looked at him, ignoring how obviously hot he was, the more Rainbow started to remember how big of a mistake this might have been, and clinging on to any shred of confidence was becoming increasingly difficult as she edged closer.
She really should have rubbed Tank's shell for luck first.
"So, are you gonna do your stretches and warm up, like you said?"
Oh, yeah, that was something she actually knew how to do. Rainbow put on a show of it, trying to look as serious and professional as she could whilst also appearing completely nonchalant, a combo only she could pull off.
She pushed herself up high before lowering her forelegs, cracking her back and twisting her neck from side to side before rolling round onto her back and pushing each of her hooves out, crossing them over each other and loosening up her withers. In a moment of genius, she pulled back her tail and flashed her pussy at Anon, hoping to distract him, but he wasn't even paying attention, and she barely received a glance out the corner of his eye.
When she was finally as prepared as she was going to get, she sprung up onto her hind legs, using her outstretched wings to balance herself as she looked up at him, sure that she'd be at least able to hit his belly with her hooves, and knowing she could switch to flying at any point. She began to punch the air with slow, short motions, attempting to look like a sensei, but only encouraged Anon to take a step forwards. Looks like her intimidation act wasn't working.
Fluffing her wings, attempting to look more imposing, Rainbow took a step forwards, dropping onto her forehooves in an instant to trick Anon before spinning around at lightning speeds and delivering a sweep towards his ankle, a flurry of motion that was met with a hard thunk! against his bone, a small wince from her towering boyfriend, but no other signs of damage.
Panicking, realising she was directly beneath him, Rainbow sprang up, taking flight and flicking between his legs as she entwined her tail around his thigh, hoping to confuse him before springing herself into the back of his knee. He fumbled, and Rainbow's confidence grew as she flew up higher, spinning around to deliver a two-hooved kick to his chest and bring him down, but her momentum was paused as quickly as it was gained by a pair of hands on either side of her barrel, scooping her from midair.
"My turn," he growled, blowing her a kiss before throwing her down onto the floor, not so hard to hurt or even wind her. It was embarrassing to be tossed so easily, and that he did it so gently, as if she was a child that couldn't defend herself, but surely he'd only got the advantage because she hadn't been expecting it! She just had to keep moving, keep on the attack and eventually, she'd beat him.
Another flurry of blows, but Rainbow was sure to keep them light, not wanting to hurt Anon but only throw him off balance. He was as sturdy as he was still as she kept up the attack, so much so that when he finally did move, attempting to grab her again, Rainbow anticipated the motion and swerved out of the way, landing on his head and attempting to pull him down by the neck.
He ducked hard, flinging her off as she righted herself in midair, springing forwards and latching herself to his chest, crawling around his body as she scaled him, landing blows against his belly with her hind hooves as he crumpled, wrapping his arms around her and forcing her into a bear hug.
Rainbow tried to slip away, but speed was no good when you were completely stuck. He held onto her tight, the embrace a tight but mainly painless one as he looked down at her, her muzzle smushed into his chest as she attempted to break free but to no avail. "Give up yet?" he laughed, squeezing her a little harder as she struggled to withhold a slight groan of pain, her muscles starting to ache from the exertion of pulling against his strength.
Her forehooves were locked in place, and she didn't have the heart to kick him where it would really hurt, she'd need those later. Quickly running out of options, Rainbow frantically shook her head as if to tell him no, and felt his grip momentarily loosen as he quivered and laughed at the sensation of fur gliding across his chest.
That was it! Rainbow maneouvred her tail down to his trousers, pushing it through his waist band and flicking it to and fro, attempting to locate his thigh. It wasn't long until she met success, and a couple of brushes were more than enough to send him into a laughing fit, falling back as she found herself free from his vice.
"They teach you that in wing chun?"
"Nope! I learned that from watching you giggle like a foal whenever I rubbed your thighs," Rainbow winked, pushing him back and planting herself on his chest, standing proudly above him.
Rainbow was lucky in the fact that a bipedal creature like a human would take longer than her to stand up again, but she still wasn't sure what to do next. She had him on the ground by luck, but how could she subdue him? Thinking fast, she pushed a hind hoof over his face, pinning his head down as she spread her wings, draping them over his forearms.
Luckily, they were by far the strongest part of her body, and even Anon was having difficult getting his arms to move with her rings rigid and planted straight over them. If she could keep him busy, secure his legs? She might have found victory after all...
Her forehooves and head were all she had left to work with, and without stretching, all Rainbow could reach was from Anon's belly to thighs. What could she do from that angle, laying atop him?
Her thoughts flashed back to how she had gotten there in the first place, pushing her tail into his trousers. Maybe... Definitely. An evil smile flashed across Rainbow's muzzle as she began to fiddle with Anon's trousers again, causing Anon to let out a confused 'mmf?' as he twisted his head away from her hind hoof. "Rainbow? What are you doing?"
"Making you say mercy," Rainbow purred, pushing his jeans down a little and exposing his underwear, softly stroking the length that lay beneath. The thin fabric did little to conceal the size of him, though a cock like that was hard to keep out of sight. Rainbow could feel herself being lifted by a sharp inhale on her boyfriend's part, but she ignored it, knowing that he still couldn't move.
Besides, he was probably a little scared right now, what with his manhood being directly beneath her. She'd never be so cruel as to hurt him there, but did he know that? Rainbow noticed that he kept very, very quiet, quiet and still as she continued to trace her hoof over the bulge, which seemed to be growing larger and more prominent with each gentle touch.
Rainbow didn't want him silent, she wanted him crying mercy. She rubbed harder, rolling a hoof from his base to his tip as she slowly pulled down his underwear with her teeth, exposing inch after inch of his thick cock until eventually, it sprang back, hitting her on the muzzle. He was already erect, and she greeted his tip with a kiss, forgetting her position for a millisecond as she inhaled his musky scent. "Ready to admit that you lost?"
"No way..." Anon tried to shake his head, but Rainbow kept him rooted in place.
"Suit yourself, I've got all night..." Rainbow took both hooves and began to rub her way up and down his length. She dribbled a soft string of saliva onto his shaft, rubbing it in with both hooves as she moved forwards to kiss his tip, finding it difficult to keep her tongue in her mouth what with the sight of the big cock dancing in front of her face.
Still, she had to pace herself. Tease herself while she teased him, it was the only way that she'd make him give up. Gradually, Rainbow began to pick up the pace, her hooves pumping him faster as she held her head in place, sticking out her tongue and giving him a rewarding lick every time her hooves had moved all the way back down. She kept this rhythm for a while, aiming to captivate and mesmerise with her display of skill, licking all the way around his head and down the front of his shaft, her ears perking up as she heard the first of his groans sound.
The first of many, she was sure. She rubbed her tail against his chest in appreciation, opening her lips a little wider around his head and kissing the tip with tongue, softly making out with his head as she tapped the tip with her tongue, tasting the tang of his pre as she attempted to slurp it up. She dribbled onto him, making his cock wet and sloppy as she continued, her head dipping lower as she allowed him exploration of the recesses of her long, tight muzzle.
The roof of her mouth and tongue squeezed against each side of his cock like a soft cushion, wet and slippery as she pulled back and then dipped lower, intent on really making him feel each stroke of her tongue, each brush of his tip against the back of her throat. She kept her weight on him, not wanting to give him the ability to thrust upwards, nothing to throw her off guard as she took complete control of the situation. Her hooves manipulated the bit of his length that she couldn't fit, and eventually, one worked its way down to his soft, heavy balls.
She played with them in her hoof, rolling them around and pulling the cock out of her mouth with a light pop to bathe them in spittle, licking and gently sucking before kissing her way up his length again, a few short jerks from a hoof keeping him twitching and bouncing against his own stomach and the underside of her neck as she continued to work on his balls.
"This isn't fair, Rainy..."
"Hmm..." Rainbow hummed, fully aware that he'd feel the vibration against his balls, and eventually the base of his cock as she trailed her way up again. "Should have known what you were getting into," she teased, going down on him once more and bobbing her head like a pro, feeling his length beginning to twitch inside her as it reached the peak of its stiffness, a direct contrast to the rest of his body, which was now fully relaxed. He wasn't even trying to escape anymore, and Rainbow couldn't blame him.
She worked faster, eliciting a drawn out moan as she pushed down hard, forcing as much of his cock down her throat as she could and holding it there, massaging almost his entire length as it continued to throb, his balls tightening with each passing second. Up and down went her tongue in a smooth motion as she gradually pulled herself up, only to push down harder, letting him fuck her face but without a single buck of his hips, Rainbow in full control as she met his his base with her lips over and over in a frenzy of rapid motion, his pants only growing more pronounced...
A long lick all the way up, her tongue being sure to circle around the tip once, and she spoke, never breaking contact with his length. "Ready yet?"
"N-no," he panted, his muscles tensing under her wings. "Are you?"
She reversed the direction of her tongue, pushing it back around the way she came before looking back at him with a sultry grin. "What do you mean? You're the one about to explode over here, not me."
With a powerful surge, Anon pulled one of his arms free of Rainbow's wings, which she'd completely forgotten were meant to be holding him down. Panicking, she made doubly sure that she was holding down the other before looking back at him, trying to downplay her shock. "So I let you have a chance, what are you gonna do, push me off of you?"
"Actually, I've got a better idea."
Before Rainbow could ask what that idea was, she felt a finger being rubbed against her already soaked slit, a feeling she'd gradually been realising was growing more heavy with each second of foreplay. The touch sent a jolt through her, and immediately she moaned onto his cock, which he only took as an indication to continue, pushing two fingers against her folds as Rainbow returned to trying to get him off as quickly as she could.
This wasn't a teasing game anymore, it was a race. Rainbow sucked on his tip hard as she felt her clit being rubbed by a thumb, round and round with each brush more pleasurable than the last. She didn't take long to catch up with him, he was really damn good with those fingers, and they were still a pretty big novelty to her. In fact, everything about him turned her on.
He pushed a pair inside of her, thrusting in gently as he filled her tight pussy with them, twisting on the inside and exploring the depths of her sweet hole as Rainbow began to tap his cock against her waiting tongue, intermittent licks being mixed with loud slaps that sounded across the room as she beat it against her cheek, her lips, and then her tongue once more, feeling it engorging as he prepared to burst.
"C-come on," she said through a breath, slowing down with her hooves and taking her tongue away, keeping him on the edge. "Say mercy..."
"No, you!" Anon replied, finger fucking her in a frenzy. The pair of them drew closer, Rainbow feeling her orgasm creeping up on her just as she was certain Anon was on the verge of his.
But still she would be defiant. "No, you!" she replied, her whole body twitching and shaking as he refused to take that for an answer, little flicks against her clit threatening to make her squirt like a burst fire hydrant, her entire body ablaze as she took his length one final time, contracting her throat around him as she pulled her way up, feeling him pulse harder as he finally thrust upwards with a load groan.
"Mercy!" they cried out in unison, both of them almost immediately sending each other over the edge with the command, Rainbow feeling the epitome of pleasure shoot through her as she unloaded her pent up energy onto Anon's face, covering him completely in her sweet juices, which he was sure to lap up.
It felt so fucking good, and even as she was riding out her orgasm, he began to shoot his load all over her face and chest, her tongue outstretched as she attempted to catch everything he had to offer, his second spurt landing directly in her mouth, which she swallowed greedily before going back for more.
For a good while, they were lost in the timeless oblivion of their shared peak, the only sound in the room soft moans and gentle licks as they cleaned one another, their bodies scarcely moving, the two of them winding down to a state of shared placidity, both utterly spent.
Rainbow gave Anon's cock a small nuzzle as she laid atop him, not speaking but only shifting around to curl up besides him. He looked down at her, his chest's heave beginning to settle, and once again, he had that smug grin on his face. Rainbow loved his smug grin, it matched hers.
"Guess we'll call that a draw?" he said, reaching up to give her a kiss on the cheek.
"Nuh-uh! I was on top of you the whole time! I clearly edged that!"
"Whatever, we both said 'mercy' at the exact same time, so don't try that." Anon waved a finger in Rainbow's face as he said so, and there was no way whatsoever that she briefly looked away because she felt admonished.
"Hmm, fine, I guess. So, how would you rate that as a fight?"
Anon didn't even hesitate. "Ten out of ten, best fight I've ever had, but you don't know anything about wing chun, do you?"
"I thought I'd made it up, to be honest," Rainbow laughed, rubbing her cheek against his. "Ah well, I may not know martial arts, but I'm damn good at sucking dick."
"True that," Anon nodded, leaning back against the floor and beginning to close his eyes.
"No you don't!" Rainbow laughed, giving him a playful bat. "No sleeping!"
"Nghh, why not?"
"Because I'm not going to Hayburger alone like some saddo!"
Anon's eyes flashed open at that. "Huh? The great Rainbow Dash is compromising?"
"That's right, but you've gotta have three more fights with me so I can work it off. I think I like wing chun."
Anon's eyes settled on Rainbow's still cum-glazed face. "I think I do, too."
