Jason was still in the process of coming to grips with the friendly, sexy company he'd managed to attracted over the last couple of days. Never would he have imagined that living on his own and looking for a little peace would end up equating to oddness of this proportion. He wasn't entirely sure whether he was happy for the change.

In some respects, he had come to enjoy the serene isolation he'd found in the last couple of months, and having that disturbed was somewhat irritating. However, it had also been a pretty long time since he'd had sex. Maybe that was impeding his judgment?

That or all the vodka.

It was difficult for Jason to stand on two legs, but he just about managed as he went about picking his corn plants, throwing each ear of corn into a large bag. The corn was starchy in places, and many gardeners would have considered it to be a barely passable batch, but Jason knew better. The super corn plants were for eating, good accompaniments for meals. The starchy corn? That was for turning into more vodka.

It was so much cheaper than buying it, after all. Stronger too. The work was tiring, and at one point, Jason chose to lay in the sun and take a short break, thinking over all of the strangeness that had occurred in the last few days. He stared up at the sky, and found the sun to be partially blocked.

Confused, he looked up and around to see if he could spot one of those strange black clouds that flew through the Everfree on occasion, but to no avail. Still, the sunlight flickered on and off of his face from time to time, and with lack of an explanation, Jason seriously began to wonder why. Was he just seeing things? No, there was no way, he could feel the heat of the sun coming and going from his face, there had to be a reason for that.

Standing, briefly forgetting his gardening, he peered around the nearby trees, his eyes scanning the outskirts of the forest as they found... nothing. Not a single anomaly or point of interest, everything looking just as it usually did.

Shrugging his withers as best he could, Jason went to grab his bag again and go to work when he heard what sounded like a squeak from behind him. He turned, and the noise abruptly cut off. His house was behind him, could there have been something inside?

No, he'd have noticed if someone came in, and the door was still closed. Still, there had to be some form of explanation.

Slowly and with sure footing, Jason crept his way closer to his home, ears perked as he attempted to listen out for any signs of intrusion. For a long while he stood, stood and listened. Then, just as he started to think that he'd imagined the whole thing, he heard what sounded like a flap from above.

A loud flap. That wasn't any old bird, it could have been anything with a wingspan like that, and not necessarily something safe. Jason looked at the side of his home, grateful for the fact it was only one story high. He wasn't confident that he'd be able to deal with whatever had found a home up there, but he'd give it a good go regardless.

Trepidation was beginning to set in as Jason boosted himself up, one of his hind legs pressed against a barrel and the other hooked inside an open window as he grabbed the edges of the roof with his forehooves, scrambling to pull his belly up. It took a few seconds, but with a display of strength that he was unsure he'd be able to repeat soon, he pulled himself up, ready to face his foe, or fall and break a leg trying.

What he found made him scratch his head. Sitting atop multiple wisps of cloud—all of which had been bundled around her—was a blue pegasus with a rainbow mane, eyes closed as she slowly cleaned her wings with long licks of her tongue. It was quite pleasant to watch, in all honesty, the way her tongue glided and the little twitches that ran over her body as she attempted to weather the feeling...

But she was also on his bloody roof. "Ahem."

"Bwaah!"

Have you ever seen someone turn inside out and back in the space of half a second? I swear, with the speed this mare jumped, that might have just happened. Stunned, blinking rapidly, Jason attempted to conjure words that fit the situation. "...I'm sorry, is there a reason you're sitting here on my roof?"

"Uhh... yeah!" Shaking away her embarrassment—though a deep blush remained—the pegasus brushed away the remaining cloud residue and walked a little closer. "Rainbow Dash, Ponyville watch."

"...are we technically in Ponyville right now?"

Rainbow nodded vivaciously, as if she was convinced that acting over-convincing was in any way convincing. "Yeah! Sure, of course we are."

"But we're in the Everfree." A couple of seconds passed, and Jason spoke the obvious once more. "Why are you on my roof?"

"I'm... protecting you! Covert operation, you know?" Rainbow's eyes shifted from side to side as she cleared away the last of the cloud with her tail, using it as a brush. "Lots of scary creatures out here, gotta make sure that every citizen is safe!"

"But nothing dangerous comes to this part of the forest," Jason deadpanned, beginning to grow annoyed. "I was just gardening, what's that got to do with 'protecting me'?" He would have loved to make a pair of bunny ears right about then, but lack of fingers and balance made that impossible. Was this that 'every stallion needs a mare to look after them' spiel they were trying to give him before again?

Jason's critical stare finally made Rainbow's facade crack, her eyes widening and breath quickening. "Okay, okay... I'm not neighbourhood watch or whatever I said. I just..." she looked away, her voice lowering to a mumble. "Fluttershy and Twilight have been talking about you loads, and I only ever got a tiny glimpse of you before! I wanted to see what all the fuss is about..."

She looked incredibly cute when she was flustered, the way she scuffed her hoof, the redness on her light blue cheeks, but Jason was hardly appeased. "So instead of knocking, you spied on me? Why the clouds, too?"

"Uhh, the clouds were..." Rainbow fumbled, searching for an answer.

"Were you nesting up there or something?"

When Rainbow replied, it was almost in a feline squeak. "...kinda."

Jason's face turned hard. "Alright, that's it, you're going. Right now."

"Oh come on!" Rainbow attempted to protest, but it almost came out as a whimper. "You didn't even bother to talk to me!" She pouted, her lip sticking out, inviting him to nip at it. "Let me stay a little longer!"

"You tried to build a nest on my roof!" Jason shouted back, the absurdity of the words lost on him amidst his irritation. "And now I'm stuck on a roof and have to somehow climb down without hurting myself!"

Rainbow's eyes flashed in realisation, and she quickly changed her tactic. "You know... I could carry you down from here, if you want me to."

"Well, fuck me, aren't you generous. I wouldn't have had to climb up here if it wasn't for you, and now you want to make it sound as if it's a favour? I'll make my own way down, thank you very much." Jason went to put a hind leg over the side of the house before fumbling, slowly trying to press his way down onto his belly. It was definitely a lot further down than it was up. "And clear off before I get the broom!"

Rainbow sighed, wincing at his attempt. "Look, come here." Despite Jason's flailing protests, she lifted him up and carried him down to the ground, his body instantly relaxing as his feet found purchase on solid earth.

"I was doing perfectly fine on my own," he said with a scowl, though he thought he conveyed a measure of gratitude with the softness of his eyes. Probably not. "Wish you hadn't decided to make a home for yourself up there in the first place, was a tree not good enough?"

"Ehh, your roof looked more comfy." Rainbow looked sheepish, but she'd managed a smile either way.

There was something about her cocky attitude that Jason couldn't help but dig, but he was still pretty damn pissed. "Look, I've got a lot of work to do today, and I'd rather not sit around entertaining the entire time. As it is, I'm already going to have to deal with your purple friend coming back if patterns are anything to be trusted, and I've got a full mind to tell her that I don't appreciate her friends coming and making themselves at home on top of my house."

Rainbow's eyes flashed with worry, her wings stiffening. "Don't tell Twilight. She'll think I was trying to steal you for myself, and I'll never hear the end of it."

"Why shouldn't I tell her? You took a real liberty just now, young pegasus, I have every right to be pissed at you. Now, if you'll kindly fuck off—"

"I'll suck your dick if you don't tell her."

"—then I can get back to my gardening and—" Jason's eyes almost crossed as he picked out the hastily thrown out words. "...what did you say?"

Rainbow's eyes narrowed to half lids as she strutted closer, opening a wing and dragging her feathers along his barrel, the plush feeling dancing along his senses. "I saidddd, I'll suck your dick if you don't tell her." Each word, each syllable was whispered into his ear, her voice suddenly husky, almost predatory. As she spoke, she wrapped her tail around his hind leg, slowly pulling it up and down him until he felt a few strands tickling his belly, almost making contact with what was gradually stiffening between his legs.

This cute pegasus had climbed up on his roof and made a nuisance of herself. She'd lied to him to save face, and she was annoying and cocky as all hell, if first impressions were anything to go by.

She was also attractive as all hell and looking at him with eyes that might as well have begged him to fuck her throat.

"I... might be able to take a little break from the gardening."

"Thought you might," she winked, turning around and walking towards his door, her ass softly swaying as she went, firm and with a light shake to it. Jason followed, his eyes bouncing back and forth in rhythm to her curves the entire time.

You go, Jason.

Rainbow could feel her heart beating at a million miles per minute as Jason followed her towards his house, trying to put on the best show possible as she imagined finally getting to wrap her lips around that dick after an entire torturous ten minutes of watching and talking to him.

Ohmigoshohmigoshohmigoshohmigoshohmigoshohmigosh—eeeeee!

Of course, on the exterior, she was totally smooth. Prepare to get your world rocked, motherfucker.

Author's Note

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We'd love to have you there. (Also, Rainbow's about to get that dick, look forward to the next chapter!)