Equestria Girls: Wild Magic Funtime

by Israel Yabuki

An Early Open Marriage (Dean Cadance)

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Author's Note

Props to SonicBlitz18 for aiding me in this chapter. Be sure to follow him on his fimfiction channel and as always, thank you for all of your patience and support and remember to stay tuned for more chapters to come in the future and remember to keep on bronying on.


An Early Open Marriage (Dean Cadance)

It took me a whole hour to get the Dazzlings fully dressed and carry all three girls out of their rundown apartment and up to my house on the hill. When I got them to the front door, they were skeptical at first on how I could live in a house on a hill like this one. I told them that it was my parents' house and that they could afford it due to their well-paying jobs/careers. Despite the fact that I had celebrities for parents, they still saw me as their "lover" and not some spoiled chump who was born into a rich family.

Anyways, I took the house key and unlocked the door. I reached the doorknob, but the door opened to reveal my first two girlfriends, Twilight and Sunset. They blinked in surprise when they saw me carrying each of the three sirens: Sonata on my back, Adagio in my left arm and Aria in my right arm.

"Uh... a little help here, please?" I asked, chuckling nervously. Sunset helped out with Adagio and set her down on the couch while Twilight helped Aria. This left me with the cutesy siren getting a piggyback ride on me. Aria and Sonata were both sat down on the couch. "Okay, I'm pretty sure you're wanting an explanation as to why Sunset and Twilight are currently staying at my house."

"Could they be your first girlfriends?" Adagio asked.

"Y-Yes, they are. However, how did you girls get back into my house when we were all at Twilight's house, I thought I locked the door when we all left," I said.

"We found a spare key under the mat outside your front door and thought we'd use it to let ourselves in after you went to do your business," Sunset said.

Okay, note to self, never place the key under the mat. "Anyways, we wanted to talk to you about something, regarding the spell that resides in you," Twilight added. "You see, some time after you left, our... sexual urges grew more strong and we almost went out looking for you. Apparently, the spell has another side-effect, which I did some thorough research on. It seems that the first two "victims" who get transformed into bimbos become more sexually active towards their main lover. So, in order to sate our urges, we had to use some of my... sex toys to fix that problem for the time being."

"Wait, you have sex toys at your house?" I asked.

"Actually, they were her mom's," Sunset pointed it out. "But either way, we were able to satisfy ourselves a little, but only you have the power to fully satisfy us and that could take hours."

"Okay and not that I'm scared, but is it normal for the spell to cause my bimbofied lovers to have hearts in their eyes or was I just hallucinating?" I asked.

"Uhh... that depends on what color they were," Sunset replied. "If they were pink, they're just normal lovers, but if they're red, that means that's another sign that they're your main lovers."

"Not sure I follow that logic, but alright," I said.

"Umm... I hate to butt in on this conversation, but it seems your main lovers are starting to get that look in their eyes, if you know what I mean," Adagio said. I turned my attention to Sunset and Twilight. Lo and behold, their eyes had turned into red hearts and we all know what that means.

"It looks like I'll have to take care of my girls before anything else," I shrugged. Then in the blink of an eye, my bacon-head and lavender cutie both clung tightly onto my sides.

"Can you really blame us for wanting you so badly?" Twilight asked, getting horny. "I made the discovery that the first two ladies whom you've gotten laid with become your main lovers. The reason why I say main is because our sex drives are a lot more active than regular lovers. You should consider yourself lucky. No normal man has ever had the pleasure of being in an open relationship."

"And even though it's been a few hours, I feel like our alone time... is long overdue," Sunset put on a sultry grin that both scared me... and turned me on. "And boy do we have a surprise for you."

"I can only imagine. Uh, this might... take a while," I told the Dazzlings before Sunset and Twilight escorted me upstairs into my bedroom where they playfully pushed me onto my bed. I watched my girlfriends strip themselves naked in front of me. Not gonna lie, I was turned on by how sexy they looked. As a gentleman, I didn't leave 'em hanging, so I stripped myself of my clothes and tossed them to the ground.

Sunset and Twilight crawled onto my bed and pressed their naked figures onto mine. "Ready to have your brains fucked out again, baby?" they asked simultaneously.

"Might as well go with the flow," I replied. Moments later, the sounds of moaning and wet slaps filled the room and we were going at it like there was no tomorrow. I had to switch different positions with my girls just get them in all the right places.


By the time it was over, many of their stomachs were bloated like beach balls, but at least they were satisfied for now, but when I looked to check my clock I saw that it was 4:15 P.M. "Shit, guess I went overboard." I said.

As I got out of bed to ged dressed, Twilight's phone went off in her clothes. "Hey, could you hand me my phone, please, I'm kinda handicapped right now," Twilight asked. I rummaged through her clothes and pulled out her phone before handing it to her, letting her answer it. "Thank you." she said. "Hello? ...Shining, this is a surprise, why the sudden surprise call?" I didn't really hear much, but then... "What?! But why? You two are going to get married soon, how can you say you're gonna die?" Uh-oh, I don't like the sound of that. Twilight's call continued as she followed it up with a "solution" if I can call it that. "Seriously? Okay look, this might seem a little bit unorthodox, but I think I know someone who can help you with this."

"I hope it's not too serious," I say to myself.

"Yeah, he's right here with me. Now are you sure this is what you want?" she asked over the phone. "Alright, I'll send him over to the house ASAP... okay bye." After she hung up, Twilight looked over at me. "That was my brother, he said he needs help over at his house. His fiance, Cadance is under the same lust spell we were under and she's nearly bringing him at death's door."

"She's fucking him to death? Isn't that what couples do?" I asked.

"Remember, the spell won't wear off on them unless you bang them. You're the only male who has the proper counter spell that can revert a woman back to normal. And if her brother is desperate enough to ask for help to stop his fiance, you can't deny him of his help," Sunset reminded him.

"I'm afraid she's right about that. And plus, if I remember correctly, I heard you still have a crush on Cadance, despite her engagement with my brother," Twilight's statement caused me to blush a little.

"Okay, I see your point. I'll see what I can do when I get there. Just promise me that your brother won't chop my dick off when I finish up with Cadance," I said. "The last thing I need is to lose the only cure I have that can snap all the women out of their lust-induced states."

"You have my word. I'll even send you the location of their house," Twilight said. She typed in the address in her phone and then sent it to my phone via text.

I put my clothes back on before checking the text on my phone. After I opened up Google Maps, I headed out, wishing my girls goodbye for the time being. I didn't expect to be out and about so soon after my time with the Dazzlings, but one thing's for sure, I'm definitely happy. Just thinking about banging my old crush, Cadance got me hard and stiff. Even though I'm in public, I don't give a damn. There's horny chicks out searching for men to bang and I'm the only one who can sure them all. Aaaand now I sound like an ass. Ugh, I'm starting to sound like that douchebag who tried to rob my house.


After a good 20 minute walk (while trying to avoid detection), I made it to Twilight's brother's place. I took a deep breath and took one step towards the walkway, then suddenly, the front door burst open. A man with white skin, dark blue hair with a cyan stripe comes running out.

His clothes were torn, eyes red and part of his body looked like a dried shiitake. The moment he bumped into me, I stumbled backwards, but used my back to cushion my fall. His eyes locked on mine. I saw the sheer panic in them and could hear his heavy breathing. "Whoa, dude, what the hell happened to you?" I asked, trying to help him back up.

"You gotta help me, man! Please! Please tell you're the man Twily mentioned over the phone earlier!" he said, violently shaking my shirt collar.

"Easy, will ya! If you mean Twilight Sparkle, then yes, she sent me. You're her older brother, I presume?" I asked, trying to be patient with him. He nodded, telling me he was Shining Armor. "Okay, what's wrong, you said you needed help with your fiance, right?"

"Yes please! She's freaking crazy! I mean, yeah, it's normal for us to fuck, but HOLY SHIT she's been horny all day since this morning when I just woke up! Please, I know it's wrong, but I beg of you! PLEASE!" he pleaded, not breaking his desperate gaze from my calm look.

"So, let me get this straight: You and your lover have been fucking all day today, but she's gotten hornier than normal and you want me to fuck her in your place?" I asked. He nodded rapidly. "If I do this, do you swear to me that you won't come hunting for my head and we'll be straight after that?"

"Dude, I'll freaking pay you, for pete's sake! Just please! PLEASE STOP HER!!!" he shouted.

"Okay already! I'll see what I can do with your lover, but forget about the payment. This is on me. In fact, here, go get yourself something to eat and drink, you've done enough action," I say, handing him $30 for a decent meal at a local family restaurant, maybe a fast food joint. For his sake, I hope he won't have any girl trouble when he replenishes his strength. Plus, I don't want him to get jealous when he hears Cadance saying all this stuff about me when we go at it.

As Shining darted off, shouting "Freedom," I walked inside the house and closed the front door. I didn't know what to expect when I walked in, but I could definitely smell the sweat and sex aroma anywhere.

I quickly followed the scent upstairs into the master bedroom. Because I wasn't paying attention, I was too late to realize the door behind me was closing. I turned around and found Cadance. Her hair was all wild, her loins dripping cum and lady nectar and that scary laugh sent a chill through every bone in my body. "Thought you could escape from me, sweetheart? Well, think again!"

"Yup, I'm screwed," I said, quickly catching her off-guard.

"Wait what?" she asked, looking at me more clearly. "Wait a minute, did my fiance ask for you?"

"Yeah, how'd you know?" I asked back.

"I heard him in the living room. Oh, how sexy he sounded when he was begging for mercy. But, since he's gone, I guess you'll have to do it."

"Yeah, well, as scary as that sounds, I'm... also feeling a little happy."

"Oh and why's that?" Cadance slowly advanced towards me, adding some sway to her hips.

"W-Well, you see... I've had a crush on you for a couple of years. And when I heard you were engaged, I felt like I lost all hope, so I just let you carry on."

"Awww, aren't you a sweetheart. Well, since my fiance's gone AWOL, I might as well stick with you for the time being, if you can handle all this," she challenged, gesturing her curvaceous figure. God, she had the body of a model, from those baby-making hips to her plump ass and bouncing DD-cup breasts. Then, my eyes gazed into her gorgeous violet eyes that mesmerized me so well. Right away, after our eyes met, the spell did its job, bimbofying this gorgeous dean. Her DD-cup breasts grew into a whopping GG-cup size and her ass grew to the size of large, plump cotton candy pillows.

Her dark pink lipstick even became a shinier, brighter shade of pink. And her hair grew a few inches, covering one side of her sexy face. "Holy fucking shit, I think I'm in love!" I said to myself.

Cadance giggled and got closer towards me. She grabbed my shirt, pulled it off, then did the same with my pants and boxers, followed by my socks and shoes. When our eyes met again, this busty bimbo pressed her body onto mine and whispered to me. "Come give your crush some sugar." Okay, now I know I've died and gone to heaven right now. Either way, I grabbed her and pulled her in for a kiss. This passionate kiss turned into a hot make-out session and boy did it feel good. She moaned, grabbing my ass and playing with my hair while I groped her breast and ass so hungerly.

When we broke the kiss, she kept close to my face and whispered, "Tell me... is there anything you want your sexy crush to do for you?" Oh, I could think of a hundred things to do with this busty dean.

"Hmm... how about... you get on your knees and suck on me?" I ask, trying not to sound like a jerk. Cadance didn't object and quickly got down on her knees and grabbed my erect shaft. Her tender fingers stroked it while she licked the tip slowly. My body tingles all over as she moaned seductively, sucking on my hardened member, turning my world upside down. I couldn't stop myself from grabbing her head and forcing my whole cock down her throat repeatedly. She gagged and moaned, swirling her soft, wet tongue around the base, not bothering to put up a decent fight.

My lovely bimbofied crush grabbed my enlarged ballsack and massaged it with those tenderly soft fingers, sending shivers throughout my body. My knees were beginning to buckle. Guess all those times she did it with her fiance really gave her a hell of an edge.

Shining, I'm glad you're not here to see this, because I doubt you'd like what you're gonna see. And if you did see, please do not try to kill me! Oh fuck, she's so good! I don't normally say this about women, but this bitch isn't really giving me a chance to recover. She's becoming a real cock-hungry slut. Cadance kept sucking and bobbing her head, barely able to fit my massive length down her throat. Cadance stared up at me with those half-lidded, seductive bedroom eyes as she kept turning on the pleasure. It was hard to tell if I was the one in control or if she was.

Just when things were starting to get good, my climax was building up. Sadly, Cadance removed my cock from her mouth and stroked it with her hands. "Wanna slap your cock around my face?" she asked, still staring at me with that seductive smile of hers.

How could I pass that up? I did what she offered and rubbed my cock all over her face. She kept her tongue out to get in a few licks and nuzzled the base. When my cock tapped her face a few times, she giggled then kissed the tip before stopping me, then placed my manhood between her huge breasts. I felt like I was ready to blow at any moment and all I could think was how soft her melons felt. I could feel them rubbing up and down on the base while she sucked on the tip. Unable to keep it in for long, I groaned and shot my jizz into her mouth, inflating her cheeks a little bit while she gulped it all down.

After running on empty, she took out my member and wiped her lower lips. Cadance got onto the bed and showed off her plump ass in front of me. "Okay, lover boy, come up here and eat up this plump, jiggly ass you've admired for so long," she said seductively.

"Yes, ma'am," I replied, completely mesmerized by her natural sexiness. I grabbed two handfuls of dat ass of hers and spread her cheeks to get a better view at her pussy. I saw Cadence's little clit poke out, playing peek-a-boo with me and taunting me to eat her out. I wasn't gonna let this chance pass on by, so I went in and slurped her pussy, making her yelp and moan loudly in pleasure. She tasted so sweet. No wonder her fiance and her many admirers always called her "Candy-Ass." I was in absolute heaven as I was eating out my crush and in her bimbo form no less.

I dove my tongue deep into her folds to up the thrill. Cadance looks like she's enjoying it a whole lot and seemed to be getting into the mood some more. Her insides got wetter and wetter by the second, probably more than she is already. I continued to eat her out for a little while longer before I got a naughty idea. I noticed that as I was eating her out, I saw that her asshole puckered when I dove my tongue into her folds.

‘Heh, wonder how sensitive she is in there?’ I thought to myself as while she was distracted, I used my left hand and reached up to stick two fingers in her ass. She flinched immediately, when she felt me rubbing her asshole and let out an eep, before turning around to face me.

"Oh god! Not even Shining thought of touching me there! I love it! Mess me up some more you handsome, young stud!" this bimbo crush of mine said. Not wanting to deny the horny woman’s request I continued to eat her out and finger her ass and eat out her pussy and her femjuice was drenching my face. "If I had known you were this into me, I would've fallen for you sooner. I just love 'em when they're young."

"Young? Cadance you're practically younger than you look," I replied.

"Aww, thank you, but I'm 26 years old,” Cadance followed up with a sultry smile. “But this cougar still loves a young stud when she sees one. So why don’t we stop messing around and get to the fun part? I’m ready to feel this behemoth of yours inside of me."

"Alrighty, but right now, I'm gonna make you squirt your juices all over your bed sheets and I'm gonna help myself to some Candy-ass juice," I reply. Cadance giggled seductively.

“Well you’ll have to try harder if you want to-OH FUCK!!” She yelped at the last part when I at last hit her G-spot hard enough with my tongue. By that time, she moaned loudly and sprayed her lady juices all over the bed and straight into my mouth. I gulped down her juices in my big mouth and they tasted exactly like sweet candy jam for some reason.

“No wonder they always call you candy-ass,” You say as you gulp down her sweet juices. “You practically taste like candy almost entirely.”

Cadance was panting as she slowly recovered from her sudden orgasm, but she looked back at me with lust and want in her eyes. Before I even realized what was going on, I got tackled and pinned onto the bed. I could feel her huge chest on my face and her sweet, jiggly ass grinding against my pelvis. She must’ve really wanted this if she’s acting this way.

"No more foreplay. I'm gonna make you bust a big nut inside me so much I'll need a wheelchair to help me get around," Cadance said in her lust-driven state. Yes! This is it! My crush and I are about to fuck!

"I've wanted this for so long. Come here, you sexy mama!" I replied, wrapping my arms around her, grabbing her ass. Cadance smiled like the sexy, dirty bimbo she's become. She lifts her birthing hips and slams home on my erect phallus. She lets out a carnal scream feeling his dick directly in her womb. I was balls deep in her dripping cunt and her pussy was sucking me in.

“Fuck, you’re even bigger than Shining,” She moaned as she shuddered at my size. I could see the shape of my dick molding out her stomach as I felt like I was in heaven in her pussy. “I should have married you instead,” She muttered that last part, but I know that it was the lust spell taking over her mind. I started by massaging her ass and thrusting upwards making her moan more lustfully.

I'm in a living paradise! I'm actually fucking my old high school crush who was from a rival school and she's everything I had ever fantasized. Best part is, her actual fiance came to me on his hands and knees when she almost fucked him to death! Man, how I wish my classmates could see me now. I kept thrusting upwards while she never stopped bouncing on top. Our hips were in perfect sync. I watched her breasts jiggle up and down so beautifully.

As I was fucking her like a horny beast, I noticed her nipples seemed to be leaking what looked like milk. I thought it was strange since she's not a mom yet. Either way, I sat up and grabbed one of her breasts, sucking on her leaking nipple, making her moan even louder.

"Yes! YES! Drink up my breast milk, baby. Go medieval on my big girls, handsome!" Cadance encouraged, still sex-crazy. I did so more hungerly, gulping down plenty more of her warm, sweet, delectable milk and kept my rhythm going. Her milk tasted very sweet and it only prompted me to suck on her tits more as she was moaning like a whore in heat.

After I've had enough, I pulled away from her and kissed her hard. Cadance then showed her skills once again by dominating me in a make-out session. She leaned in so much, I was forced to lay down onto the pillow, unable to escape. I couldn't keep up with her bouncing, so I slow down and she winds up taking over. Cadance would break the kiss and licked her lips and tasted a bit of the milk I force fed her on her lips.

“Quite daring aren’t you stud?” She moaned before resuming our make-out session. Her boobs pinned against my chest and her hips kept bouncing up and down on my shaft. I hugged her closer to me, her tongue dove deeper, pinning my tongue beneath hers. We stared into each other's eyes. She was crazy for me as I was to her.

But then, the familiar pressure in my balls kicked in. I was ready to blow. So, in a swift motion, I switched positions with my sexy crush, slamming balls deep in her womb over and over. Now the dominant one here, pinning her tongue down with my own in the heated kiss. She didn't seem to mind it. And though it was unnecessary, she wrapped her legs around my waist to ensure I didn't pull out. Psh, yeah right, like I was gonna pull out of her.

Plus, with the spell still in effect, my bimbo crush won't get knocked up. Eventually, I hit home, moaning out loud as large chunks of my seed pumped inside her tight, wet cunt. Cadance screamed loudly, spraying my cock with her sweet Candy-ass femjuices. I kept firing more of my chunky spurts in her needy pussy. I could feel her stomach stretching and bloating from the heavy amount of cum I spilled in her.

After we finished, I saw that she was big enough to be 6 months pregnant with twins or even triplets, if that ever happened. But Cadance then grabbed me again and set me down next to her while I pulled out of her.

Before I knew it, her body changed back into her normal self. No longer the bimbofied cock loving whore she became. "Wow… you were amazing," she panted.

"Same to you. You were incredible," I replied, stroking her cheek.

"I can't tell you how thankful I am for the way you made me feel so good. But I gotta ask, is my fiance, Shining doing alright when you ran into him?" Cadance asked.

"When I bumped into him, he was in a panic. He literally asked me to calm you down and yes, he did tell me to fuck you, but I'm not sure if I've ruined your marriage plans," I said, regretfully. I may be madly in love with Cadance, but truth be told, she's got someone Shining by her side. I can't claim her.

"Of course not. Maybe you didn't know this, but Shining and I plan on having an open marriage when we tie the knot in the near future. Though, you were the only other man I've ever fucked other than Shining, and considering how good it felt when you fucked me, now I know who to come to if my knight in Shining Armor isn't available to scratch my itch." she explained with a wink.

"Really?" I asked excitedly. She nodded. "In that case… do you… wanna just cuddle or…"

"Shut up and fuck me some more," she giggled seductively. She may not have been under the bimbo spell, but at least I'm getting laid with my dream girl again. And soon, more moans came out of Cadance followed by some very wet slaps echoing throughout the room.

Yup, I'm living the dream. Why didn't I realize it sooner?

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