"Why don't they just shoot the good guy?"

You let out a sigh.

You were sitting on your couch, a blanket draped over your legs. Sitting on your coffee table was a collection of drinks and snacks, and your TV was playing one of your favorite action movies. On one side was Trixie, on the other was Starlight. Both mares had their heads resting on each of your thighs, their hooves hanging off the couch. Starlight had a drink floating next to her head, while Trixie was using her wizard hat as a popcorn trough.

Nothing was really supposed to happen today; you had just sort of wanted to get cleaned up after work and go to sleep, but apparently the mares had decided that it was a movie night. You had just gotten out of the shower when they had barged in your house with bags filled with junk food, demanding that you put a movie in. It wasn't too bad if you were being honest; this was the end of the work week and you could use some relaxing.

If only you could get these horses to shut up while the movie was playing.

"Look, they're all just standing there and he's tied to a chair. Why not just shoot him?" Starlight asked to no one in particular, pointing a hoof at your TV. "Do your weird gun stick things need time to warm up?"

"Trixie agrees," Trixie said before sticking her muzzle into her hat.

The sounds of the mare noisily munching her popcorn almost drowned out the exposition that was going on.

"If you shoot him now he won't be able to stop you later. At the very least break his legs."

"I was just going to say that! Break his legs if you don't want to kill him, or duct tape him to the ceiling or throw him in some sort of cell. Don't just keep him tied up like that!"

"Both of you horses are psychopaths," you said. "Also, shut your gabbers and just watch the movie."

"But the movie's dumb, Anon," Starlight said. "I liked that other movie we watched last time better."

"Well tough titties. I picked this one and we're watching it," you said as you flicked the unicorn's ears.

Starlight's ears flicked back and forth as she looked up at you, face scrunched up. "I think we should watch something else."

"Trixie thinks we should wait until that hyoo-man female finally gets the teats to mare the fuck up and stop letting the stallions get away with this," Trixie said through a mouthful of popcorn. "Then we can turn the movie off."

You were about to tell the two you weren't stopping this movie, especially since it was more than halfway over already, when you heard a pop. A green light flashed above you, and you were able to look up just in time for a scroll to smack you on the head. It bopped off your nose, and would have fallen to the floor if Starlight hadn't caught it with her magic.

"What's this?" she asked.

"A scroll," Trixie automatically replied, not taking her eyes off your TV screen.

Starlight, frowning, smacked the unicorn on the top of the head with the scroll before levitating it into your hand.

You turned it over in your hand, seeing what looked like one of those wax seals. "Look at that," you said, showing it to Starlight.

The mare picked her head up, brow furrowing. "That's Twilight's seal," she said. "I wonder why she sent you a letter? She could have just given me a message..."

Trixie pushed her wizard's hat away, reaching for her drink. "It might have something to do with her catching Anon and Trixie fucking in the street."

Before she could take a sip of her drink, you reached over and placed a hand over the top of it, taking it out of her magical aura and sitting it back down onto the table. "She did what now?"

Trixie's ears perked up as she looked at you. Her expression was one of innocent confusion, like she hadn't just dropped a bombshell out of nowhere.

"What?" she asked.

"The fuck you mean what?" you asked. "Wadda mean she was watching us fucking in the street?!"

"She caught us when Trixie was trying to make you cum as far as you could, remember?" the unicorn said. "When you left, Twilight gave Trixie a very stern talking to. She seemed upset."

"And you decided to tell us now?" Starlight asked, looking worried as she sat up.

"Trixie was GOING to," the unicorn said. "She just... forgot."

"How in the hay do you forget something like that?"

"Trixie is a magician, not somepony with a photographic memory, Starlight."

You shushed both mares before they could break out into a proper argument, staring down at the scroll in your hands. A couple thoughts passed through your mind, some of them pretty worrying. Having some random pony seeing you and Trixie fooling around was one thing, but this was a different beast entirely.

Princess Twilight had a lot more power than most ponies realized. It was because of her you were even able to move into Equestria. If she wanted, she could no doubt send you right back home without so much as batting an eyelash. Or worse.

Swallowing the lump that was forming in your throat, you popped the seal and unrolled the scroll. You recognized the princess's small, neat hoofwriting as you began to read. The letter was short and relatively sweet. You weren't being banished or thrown in horse jail, thankfully, but the princess did want you to come to her castle to talk.

Relief immediately filled you, and you released the breath you hadn't realized you had been holding.

"Is it bad?" Starlight asked, nudging your elbow with her snout.

"No. Thank god," you said, rolling the scroll up and tossing it onto your coffee table. "She just wants me to go to the castle."

"See? There's nothing to worry about," Trixie said with a wave of her hoof. "You'll probably just get yelled at like Trixie did, maybe a fine and some community service."

She tried to use her magic to pick up her drink from the table, only for Starlight to snatch it and set it back down.

"When do you need to go?" she asked, ignoring Trixie's irritated huff

"The letter said immediately, so I guess I'm going now," you said, nudging both mares. "Come on, let me up."

After a few more nudges, both of the unicorns got out of your lap, allowing you to get to your feet. As much as you weren't looking forward to this—at best it'd be awkward, at worst you'd probably feel like a little kid once this was all over—it was probably a good idea to just take your lumps and move on with your life. Maybe Princess Twilight would just chew you out and not give you any sort of punishment?

You made your way over toward your front door, putting on your shoes. It might have been a good idea to dress up a bit before going to meet a princess, but she wanted you there ASAP; and besides, she'd probably be naked anyway, so no matter what you wore you'd be more dressed up than her.

"Well, wish me luck," you said, reaching for the doorknob. "I don't know how long till I'll be back. When you're done with the movie clean everything up. Do the dishes, and for the love of god use the sweeper."

"The sweeper scares Trixie," Trixie said. "It's too loud and tries to rip her tail out whenever she tries to use it. That thing is an evil device."

"Don't care. Sweep. Make Starlight do it if you're too much of a scaredy cat."

The mare began to retort, but you were already out the door before she could finish. As much as you would have liked to tease the mare about her last run-in with your Dyson, you wanted to get this whole mess over as soon as you could.

The walk to the castle was a pretty quick one. Most ponies were inside, either eating dinner or getting ready for bed. In no time at all you were standing at the front door of the castle.You attempted to knock, only for the door to open before your knuckles could touch the strange crystal material. The door didn't creak, but you could still feel the hairs on the back of your neck stand on end.

"...Oh no. This is just like some shitty horror movie," you muttered to yourself, poking your head inside.

Thankfully, the castle seemed well-lit, and there were no angry alicorns or worse things waiting for you.
You stepped inside, closing the door behind you.

"Twilight? Spike? Anyone here?" you called.

The only reply was your voice echoing against the walls.

Twilight's letter said that she wanted you to meet her in the throne room. You had been there only once before, on the day you had come to Ponyville in fact.

Twilight had wanted to greet you officially. That had been a heartwarming, private affair. You had a feeling this wouldn't be like that time.

The castle was a lot larger on the inside, with a confusing, twisted layout, but you still remember your way well enough to get there with only one or two wrong turns. And there it was: the throne room.

It's doors were wide open, and it's room was lit by the same bright magical light that illuminated the rest of the castle. The weird crystal table in the center of the room, usually showing a layout of Equestria, seemed turned off and, sitting on her throne, her head held high and an eyebrow raised, was Princess Twilight Sparkle.

You had been wrong in your assessment that the alicorn would be naked. She wore her crown on her head—something that you only see her wear during very important public ceremonies—and a pair of thigh-highs. They were a deeper shade of purple that her coat, hugging her back legs and thighs, so her cutiemarks were just visible, with a nice, tasteful frill on the ends. Her tail was also wrapped from the dock to the first few inches of her tail. You had no idea why she would be wearing thigh-high of all things, or would be wrapping her tail like that, but you weren't given much time to think on it as the princess loudly cleared her throat.

"Anonymous," Twilight said, her voice booming and stern.

You jumped, not realizing that you were gawking. "Yeah? Yes? Hello, there, Twi—"

"Your Highness," she immediately correct.

Your stomach tightened as she rose out of her throne, hopping out of it and leisurely making her way toward you. There was a sway in her step, which caused her rump to shift from side to side with an enticing wiggle.

There were a lot of great asses in Ponyville—and you weren't talking about the donkey variety—and Twilight had one of them. The mare had a butt you could bounce a bit off of.

Usually you'd be able to keep your eyes to yourself, but the thigh-highs and your nervousness were getting to you. "I... sorry, your highness," you said with a bow.

Twilight let out a "harrumph". "I asked you here to speak with you about something very important," she said.

You heard the twinkle of magic, which was followed by the big throne doors closing behind you.

You dryly swallowed. "Yeah. I know. Trixie kinda filled me in on why you're upset."

An invisible force grabbed your chin and gently, but firmly, tilted your head upward so that you were looking at the alicorn. Twilight's stern, royal expression had softened somewhat, though she still looked less than pleased.

"I'm not upset with you, Anon. I'm disappointed," she said. "What you and Trixie did was absolutely irresponsible. Forgetting the fact that it's illegal to do those kinds of things in public, what if a foal saw the two of you going at it? How do you think their parents would feel? How do you think the foal itself would feel? What about somepony who might have just wanted to go for a walk and turned the wrong corner?"

"I..."

Twilight shook her head as she began to slowly circle you.

"Ponyville is a quiet town, Anon. Other than a mishap or two, it's a very peaceful and pleasant town as well. The sort of things that you and Trixie did not only can give the town a bad reputation, but it can make ponies feel unsafe. If a mare and stallion fool around in public then it's possible that other more serious crimes can be happening that they don't know about. Ponies can feel unsafe, or even scared because you two couldn't wait until you were in a more private place."

You kept your gaze glued to the ground, feeling like absolute dirt. "You're right, Twilight," you said. "I messed up. We shouldn't have done what we did. I'm sorry; I mean it."

Behind you, Twilight let out a sigh. "I believe you, Anon," she said, giving your shoulder a pat with the tip of her wing. "You're a good stallion at heart, and the work you've helped do here will benefit the town for generations."

Out of the corner of your eye, you could see Twilight to your left as she slowly walked to your front. Something touched your right side, right above your hip. It was feather-light, but you swore you felt it.

"To be honest, I can't really blame you," the alicorn continued, looking up at the ceiling. "I've read how you hyoo-men males are. Full of hormones, eager, a little too honest for your good at times. You're more like our stallions than you know really. All you need is a tail tickling your nose and you can't help yourselves."

Another touch, this time on your thigh. You looked down just in time to see a purple aura moving toward the knot that was holding your pajama bottoms up before it disappeared.

"This is more Trixie's fault than yours really, though I can understand why she took such a... drastic step. Even the best of mares would have a hard time keeping their hooves to themselves when there's a cute, exotic male running around like yourself."

Twilight's circle around you grew tighter and tighter until she was just inches from you. You felt her wing brush against your back, then her side brushing against your lower body. Your hands opened and closed, eyes once again wandering toward her backside.

"It doesn't help that you colts are as horny as a filly that just got her cutiemark," Twilight said, her tail swatting your ass. "I've heard some stories. You'd think there would be some reservation in trying to fool around with another species, but you hyoo-mans seem more than eager."

The alicorn tightened her circling even more so that she was constantly rubbing herself against you. You could hear her sniffing the air as her groping became more flagrant and aggressive.

"I'm sure if I let you, you'd have your pants down for every single mare in town and beyond."

You reached out to squeeze the mare's ass. She let out a giggle, swatting your hand with her tail.

"I don't think your lack of control is totally your fault. You just need somepony to help expend all that extra energy you have."

Twilight was suddenly standing on her back legs, using your shoulders to support herself as she gave you a look that was nothing less that smoldering and sexy in equal parts.

"You need a mare to lay down the law. Give you a good, hard fucking every night. Isn't that right, Anon?"

She leaned forward, pressing her nose against yours before pulling back. Her wings unfurled, hovering around you so that your whole world was now purple .

"You need a big, strong mare to make an honest, upstanding stallion out of you," she said. "Trixie doesn't seem to know how to go about this, and my student seems just as ignorant. I'm sure I can do just a little bit better though."

Twilight nuzzled your cheek, her tongue slipping out of her mouth to drag across your neck. Not able to help yourself, you reached down and gave her ass a squeeze.

Your fingers dug into her coat. Her rump had a wonderful heft to it. A nice layer of muscle topped with enough chub that she'd put most earth ponies to shame.

Twilight let out a growl as your thumb traced circles against her cutiemarks. She pressed herself against you, wings flapping, filling the air with a sharp, sweet lavender scent.

The tip of her horn glowed as she leaned in to kiss you.. Not an aggressive, dominating kiss that Trixie preferred, but sort of like how Starlight liked to kiss. It was eager and enthusiastic, but a bit clumsy and with absolutely no tongue.

Your hands left her rump, slowly making their way up her back. Twilight tensed as she felt your hands slide up her sides. When your hands found their way to the base of her wings her eyes went huge, quickly becoming unfocused as you began to massage the space where back met joint. The mare leaned against you, deepening the kiss as the tip of her horn glowed.

Her magic undid the knot holding up your pants, and a savage yank had them down around your ankles. Twilight's crown fell from her head as she flapped her wings again, moaning into your mouth. It hit the ground with a clang, rolling underneath the weird crystal table as the mare began stroking your hardening cock through your boxers with a hoof.

Panting, Twilight broke the kiss. "I'm going to fuck you STUPID," she growled, horn glowing.

There was a spark of light and the sensation of weightlessness for a half-second, which was followed by your ears popping. A quick glance around showed you that you were no longer in the throne room, but what looked like a bedroom. That quick glance was all you got before the alicorn was once again kissing you.

She forced you backwards, step by step, until the back of your calves hit something. A shove forced you off your feet, where you thankfully fell back onto a bed. Twilight was immediately on top of you, straddling your waist.

She started grinding herself against your cock. The mare was soaked, and even hotter than Trixie, and your boxers were quickly soaked in her excitement. Twilight didn't seem in a hurry to rip your underwear off. Her hooves and her wings ran up and down your body, touching every inch of you while she licked and kissed at your chin and throat.

Your hands were no less adventurous. You, of course, played with her rump and wings, enjoying the way she squirmed on top of you and tried her hardest not to make any noise, but you also stroked her back and neck. Her face went cherry red when you grabbed one of her hooves and started kissing the frog, and her wings flapped when you started playing with the dock of her tail. You could feel her heart pounding in her chest, and her eyes were starting to become a little wild.

"Alright! Enough of this," she said, horn glowing. "Time to show you who's boss!"

Her magic grabbed your cock, pulling it out of the slit in your underwear to slap one of her teats. Twilight twitched as her marehood winked, her back legs squeezing your sides as she bit her lower lip. Her eyes snapped shut, wings fully extending. She stayed like that for a good minute, just breathing hard, before she was able to crack open an eye.

"S-Say you want it," she said.

You smiled, placing your hands on her hips. "Please?"

A purple aura formed around the base of your cock. Twilight took a few deep breaths, lifting her hips. Your cockhead was pressed against her marehood, which was followed by a few more deep breaths. Twilight lowered herself, eyes shut tight.

Her lips parted, there was some resistance. Grunting, the alicorn forced your tip inside with a downward wiggle.

Your breath caught in your throat. The mare's insides were like a furnace.Your cock throbbed as she lowered herself a bit more, making you squirm.

She felt good. Really, really good.

This almost felt like that spell that Starlight had used on you, but not as completely overwhelming. That ungodly pleasure as still there though. Better than any mouth, toy, or pussy that you had ever experienced. It was hard to think, and increasingly harder to breathe the lower she went.

Your fingers dug into the mare's fur as she took more and more of your cock. By the time she had hilted you, your face was covered in sweat and you could feel your cock leaking pre.

Twilight opened her eyes. Seeing your expression, she looked confused . She stared at you for several seconds, before she connected the dots. A great big smile came to her face as she leaned back, forcing your cock a little deeper inside of her.

"Does that feel good?" she asked with a wiggle.

Not trusting your voice, you just nodded.

The mare lifted her hips before slamming herself down. Her inside clenched down on you hard. Hips bucking, you let out a moan.

Twilight chuckled breathlessly. Placing her hooves against your chest, she began to slowly ride you. Up and went until just your tip was inside of her, then she once again lowered herself. Each inch of your cock was squeezed, massaged, teased. When she hilted you the mare would roll her hips, letting out a happy hum.

You could feel yourself shaking, hands trying to push her up and down faster as you felt an orgasm quickly building up. There wasn't even anyway to fight it either. You could feel it building up, making your toes curl and your back arched . You might have felt embarrassed, if it didn't feel so good.

"You like this alicorn pussy, you dirty little colt?" Twilight asked.

She dragged the tip of her wing across your face. Your breathing hitched as you felt yourself twitching inside of the mare. Your hips began thrusting, lifting yourself in time with Twilight's descent.

"Y-Yeah..." you managed to wheeze out.

Twilight lifted herself upward, allowing your cock to slip out of her. Your dick was harder that you had ever seen it, your tip almost a purplish color. You swore you could see the blood pulsing in it as Twilight let out another giggle. She grabbed it with her magic, slapping it against both of her teats. As the wet, meaty smacks filled the air, your cock twitched, firing a spurt of pre onto her lower belly.

"Oh no you don't," the mare said. "Can't letting you empty those balls in the cold, open air. Here, let's fix that~"

In one smooth motion, Twilight once again had you inside of her and hilted. Leaning forward, she lifted her fat rump, slapping it against your waist, once, twice, and for a third time. You could feel your nuts clench. Tensing, you found yourself sitting up, hands blindingly flailing as the pleasure became too much. Hugging the mare tight, you buried your face into her neck as you let out a scream, firing rope after rope of cum into her.

You could feel yourself becoming light-headed, stars exploding across your vision as you humped into the alicorn. Her insides continued to squeeze and massage, draining what was easily the longest orgasm that you had ever experienced in your entire life.

Twilight let out a moan, wrapping her wings around you as your entire body shook. "T-That's right. Try to knock your r-ruler up, you little slut~," she murmured in your ear.

You didn't stop cumming until you felt cum spurting out from around your cock, and even then you found that you couldn't go soft.

Twilight grabbed your face, pulling you into a kiss. This time you felt her tongue slip into your mouth. You tried to respond aggressively, but you were still too dazed to put up a proper fight. The mare toyed with your tongue, ran her tongue over your teeth, a shiver running through her as it dragged over your canines. Only when your chest was aching from lack of oxygen did she pull away with a gasp.

"Don't think we're anywhere close to done, stud," she said, wiping the saliva from her mouth with the back of her hoof. "I said I was going to fuck you stupid—"

She raised herself up, slamming herself back down. You bit your lip, tensing up from pleasure. You tried to lean away, but Twilight's wings kept you close against her.

"—and I'm not a mare to go back on my word."

Everything after that was a blur. One moment you had the mare on her back, both hands playing with her wings while you fucked her hard, the next she was jerking you off with both hooves until you exploded all over her face while you sucked on her teats.

You couldn't help yourself; it was almost as if the alicorn had put a spell on you. Her whole body seemed to be made to get you off. No matter how many times you came you'd be ready to go in no time at all. The two of you went at it like animals, even leaving the bed at one point to go at it on the floor.

That was where you found yourself now, one hand on the mare's lower back and the other near her face. Twilight had her rump in the air and her cheek pressed against the carpet as you slammed into her.

She had two of your fingers in her mouth, a hazy, far-off look in her eyes as she gently sucked on them in between moaning. The mare was covered in cum, from her tail to her wings. Her marehood was a mess, each pump of your cock sending more and more spunk onto the floor.

The dull ache that had been beginning to build up in your body was starting to become a noticeable pain. The air was so thick with the scent of sweat and sex that you hardly breathe. You were breathing hard, never quite able to catch your breath, and it felt like your nuts were about to fall off.

Just one more. All you wanted was one more.

Your hand stopped fondling the mare's rump wrapping around her belly. Still thrusting, you lifted her front half up. Twilight let out a startled groan, her wings weakly slapping against your arms as you pressed her back against your chest.

There were hickeys and bite marks all across her neck. You added to these by biting down on her shoulder as hard as you could. Twilight's marehood squeezed your cock hard as she let out a cry, pressing her rump against you.

You came again, though no sperm came out. You had been dry-firing for the last couple of rounds, not that you cared. She was already filled to bursting.

A smile came to your face as that orgasmic tingle filled your body before you went limp.

~_~_~_~_~_~

Be Twilight.

You could feel Anon's cock twitching inside of you as the colt came again, though you didn't feel any cum filling you up, as had happened the last few times that he had orgasmed. He made a strained, quiet noise before going limp against your back, forcing you to catch yourself from falling muzzle first onto your bed.

Your legs were shaking as you desperately tried to catch your breath."A... Anon?" you asked, looking over your shoulder

Silence greeted you. You perked your ears up, worry welling up in your stomach. Thankfully that was alleviated when you heard snoring.

It took a few moments, but you eventually realized what had happened. Anon had rutted himself into unconsciousness.

A giggle escaped you at the thought, which quickly turned into a laugh. You had heard that alicorns had heavenly bodies, much different from a normal pony's, and that seemed to be true. A normal pony might not have taken a sex marathon as well as you, though, to be fair, Anon might not have been so fiesty if you weren't a living goddess.

Your horn sparked to life as you cast a spell on yourself. Your exhaustion, aches, and pains all went away, leaving you alert and energized. With another spell, you carefully lifted the sleeping hyoo-man off of your back, placing him in a comfortable position onto your bed.

You took a deep breath, savoring the reek of sex in the air. A pride and excitement filled you. With a little hop, you trotted to your personal bathroom so that you could look at yourself in your mirror.

Even with your spell, your legs were wobbly, so you had to take the trip across your bedroom one step at a time. You'd no doubt be feeling the aftermath of all of this for the next week. That didn't keep the smile from your face as you stepped into your bathroom and flipped on the light.

Your fur was a mess, as was your mane and tail. Your wings were in dire need of a preening, feathers sticking out each and every way and covered in cum. Bitemarks covered your neck, already forming bruises. There was spit all over your face, and you could see cum dripping from your marehood from between your legs.

You hopped in place, pumping a hoof into the air. You had finally done it.

With the help of this hyoo-man—with Trixie's blessing of course—you had gotten rid of something that had been vexing you since you had gotten your cutiemark. Something that no spell, no lesson, no toy could free you from. Your motherfucking V-card.

Puffing your cum-stained chest out, you took a step toward your mirror.

"Who's gay now, mom?"

Author's Note

Last chapter. I promise.