Rated for some innuendo. Inspired by Wildcard25's Ladies Man on Campus and WinterSoldier's Casanova Student.

Spike Scorpio and his guys are in for a shocking news. Phoenix Academy, an all-male boarding school is conducting a month long co-ed experiment in hopes of merging with an all-female boarding school to become co-ed. This has the hormone-driven, female-deprived male body of the academy thrilled, as the experiment will take place at their school.

It wouldn't be so bad for the boys, if it weren't for three major problems in the form of the Three Stooges – Snips, Snails, and Zephyr Breeze. It's up to Spike and his guys – the Five Guys(Button Mash, Rumble, Tender Taps, Pipsqueak, and Featherweight) – to make the experiment a success and to keep the stooges in line.

To further mark the occasion, Spike finds himself reunited with a group of special girls from his forgotten childhood.