Decisions Decisions

Five years had passed, since Anon had made his fateful decision, and he couldn’t be happier. Having steeled his resolve and informed his friends of his choice, things had worked out surprisingly smoothly. Not a single one of his companions had abandoned him, taking his selection in stride. As time passed and the various students graduated, he kept in contact with everybody; it wasn’t that difficult either, considering most of them lived in or near Ponyville. Hell, Twilight had even decided to free Cozy Glow, although she was placed in the newly minted Friendship Gulag near the Crystal Empire.

It was only after Anon was left to ponder on a potential paramour did he find out what was actually going on. During his second sleepless night in a row, stressed beyond all reasoning, he trudged off to speak with headmare Twilight; she of all ponies could offer him some insight on the situation, or perhaps ease his mind on the matter. Seeing his way into her office, he found something rather unexpected.

The Princess, seated in her chair with a hindleg resting on her desk, was rather energetically rubbing one out to a number of photos. She’d been so engrossed in the situation that she failed to hear the man enter, only stopping when she heard him cough. In a panic, she hastily crammed all of the pictures into a file, but not before Anon rushed over and grabbed a few.

Much to his chagrin, the Alicorn hadn’t just collected a small treasure trove of photographic evidence of his rather scandalous actions, she’d been getting off to them as well. Anon never considered himself a dimwit, yet it was only at that moment that he realized the part she’d been playing. Even if she wasn’t directly responsible for his sexual exploits, she’d definitely been a contributing factor.

Having been caught, Twilight confessed; she’d had several interests in the human, since his arrival in Equestria. Of course, there was her scientific fascination with him, because he was a literal alien, though she’d steadily become captivated in his mating habits. With her mind and loins practically aching for stimulation, she’d orchestrated several of his encounters with her students.

She wasn’t solely to blame for the lewd events which befell Anon, yet she had played a definite part. Smolder getting locked in a closet, suggesting that Yona become assertive, telling Gallus of the man’s affinity for maids, she’d been an unseen force behind it all. Sadly, her little schemes had come to an end, when he’d stumbled upon her in the act.

Confused and more than a little ticked off about the revelation, Anon put Twilight on the spot. Not only did he demand that the Princess apologize to all of the students and help them make amends, but she’d also leave him be and stop spying on him. To his surprise, she gave him a counter offer.

Knowing she’d soon be the ruler of all Equestria, Twilight would have almost an inexhaustible amount of resources and power. Instead of sullying her name, openly admitting to such disgraceful activity, she asked that Anon politely decline the students’ offers and accompany her to Canterlot. She’d quintuple his salary, give him a suite in the castle, and offer him a new job - one which many would consider a dream.

Anon’s new employment, if he agreed to the Princess’ terms, was rather unique. There were those throughout Equestria who had different licentious tastes. Amongst all the races of the lands, regardless of the species, there was a somewhat common fetish about interspecies coitus; as such, the lone human was an exquisitely rare and captivating asset.

Unbeknownst to Anon, Celestia and Luna had turned down various offers to bed the exotic biped. Apparently, according to Twilight, several aristocrats, royals, and celebrities had attempted to bribe their way into his pants. The alicorn sisters had refused them all, of course, yet they weren’t going to retain their power forever.

Unlike the soon to be ex-rulers, Twilight wasn’t opposed to such advances - that was, as long as Anon was willing to oblige them. It didn’t take a genius to realize it was a once in a lifetime opportunity, so the man seized it. After two months of staying at the school, gently declining the advances of his would-be lovers, he moved to the capital with the little purple alicorn.

Anon maintained his friendship with the various students, visiting them regularly and cherishing his time with them, though they all eventually moved on and found love elsewhere. As far as anycreature was concerned, he’d simply taken a better job in the Canterlot castle, at Twilight’s behest, yet that couldn’t be further from the truth. In actuality, the man became an underground sensation.

Effectively the highest grossing male prostitute the world had ever known, Anon was the crème de la crème among Equestria’s adult entertainers. In fact, he was so exclusive that only royalty and the upper echelons of the elite were even aware of his lascivious capabilities. Putting on shows, plowing creatures from far and wide, he was showered with more money and ass than he knew what to do with.

Throughout it all, Twilight had been there; personally watching him work and, more often than not, shamelessly stimulating herself throughout. He did give her personal attention, of course, yet she seemed more interested in observing him with others. Considering what he was getting paid to perform, he didn’t mind the voyeuristic alicorn’s presence - hell, he’d even invited her to join him on several occasions.

For many, many decades, aided by the rejuvenative effects of pony magic and zebra alchemy, Anon cheerfully delighted the aristocracy of his new homeland. By the end of his days, he’d bedded dozens of every sapient species in Equestria, including a few which had only recently been discovered. Having slung leg well past the normal retirement age for a human, pleased with his accomplishments, he eventually settled down with an absolutely gorgeous young alicorn.

He and his wife purchased a modest mansion in the Crystal Empire, away from the glitz and glamor of the public. While he did slow down a little, he always maintained enough energy to satisfy his spouse in every conceivable way. It was there that he lived the rest of his preternaturally long and healthy life with his lover, Princess Flurry Heart…