Matt and Tom: A crash landing story

Chapters

Ch.1 Ponies in my room !
Ch.2 Hard landing
Ch.3 the great escape
Ch.4 A meeting with royality
Ch.5 A day at the farm
Ch.6 Worrying
Ch.7 Party favors
Ch.8 Questions and answers
Ch.9 Rewards and revenge
Ch.10 Running for your life and getting a job
Ch.11 bad news.... or is it?
Ch.12 Going on a picnic
Ch.13 a very weird day
Ch.14 Confessions
Ch.15 Football in Equestria (part1)
Ch 16 Football in Equestria ( part2)
Ch. 17 Getting kidnapped
Ch.18 A good day
Ch 19 Operation get Matt laid ( part 1)
Ch.20 Operation get Matt laid ( part 2)
Ch.21 Fuck Estrus.....
Ch.22 Aftermath
Ch.23 Nightmare night
Ch.24 Transformation
Ch.25 The new human in town part 1
Ch.26 The new human in town part 2
Ch.27 The shortest Stallion in Ponyville Part 1
Ch.28 The shortest stallion in ponyville part 2
Ch.29 Bachelor Party
Ch.30 Shhh be wery quiet, I'm hunting Wabbits

Ch.1 Ponies in my room !

Ch.1

Matt woke up to hearing voices in his room.

" How an the hay did we get here an' whats that thing? A voice with southern accent.

" I don't know Applejack. The experiment must of went wrong somehow." Another voice said. " OOOOOOO we can throw it a " Your a monster" party for it." What the fuck? Tom thought. Then another yelled " Look at these cloths darlings! Such elegance!" May as well seen who's in my room now Matt thought.It was summer semister and almost no one was at the college at the time. The really only other person was Matts best friend, Tom. Both of then were juniors and they became best friends their freshmen year.

All of the voices sounded female, and it sounded like there were more in the room. Tom better not be fucking with me He opened his eyes and looked at who was in his dorm room. " Alright, who are you and how did-" Matt stopped, he was looking at six little ponies that were all different colors. One was purple with a horn, one pink with some messed up hair, a yellow one with pink hair and wings, one that was blue with a rainbow mane and wings, one was orange and had a hat on, and finally one with a white coat and bule stylish hair . Matt got bugged eyed and stared at all of them as they stared at them back. Then Matt was driven over the edge when the purple one talked. " Hello, what are you?"

Twilight was looking at this strange room and the strang creature that was asleep in its bed. She was in the process of creating a new spell and the other girls had come to watch. There was a bright light and now they were all in this strange world. Twilight was worried that she was in another world because of the creature before her. It had on coat to speak of, and the mane on its head was really short. It had claws just like spike and it looked like it walked on two legs. She looked around and spied that the creature had some books lying around. Couris, she used her magic to float one of the books and started to read it. It least this things intelligent, it can even speak Equstrian, I can ask it some questions! She thought happily. She and all of the other girls jumped when it spoke.

" Alright, who are you and how did-" Then it stopped and its eyes got big. Hmmmmm, it sounds male she thought as she waited for him to speak again. He was silent though and an awkward silence followed. Finally Twilight couldn't stand it anymore, " Hello, what are you?"

Matt snapped that pony just talked!!!! He got up and jumped over the ponies, running for his life, trying to get to his door. " Get it!" one of the ponies shouted. Matt had his hand on the door when 3 ponies tackled him to the ground. " NOOO, don't eat me demon ponies! I'd taste awful! Eat Tom, he's in room 214, I'll even give you keys!" All of the ponies looked at him confused. " We're not gonna eat ya feller." The one with the hat said. Fluttershy flew over to Matt and put her hooves around him. " Its okay, we're not going to hurt you, my friends and I are just lost thats all." Her soothing voice calmed Matt down a little bit but he was still freaking out.

" Damnú air! Talking ponies! How did you get here, why are you different colors, and how are you talking?" Twilight then calmly told Matt what there names were, what they were from, and then she started to tell him how they got here. The human was silent the whole time, nodding his head once in a while. " and as I was testing the mass teleportation spell I guess it went wrong. Are you okay?" Matt shook his head. " I'm okay, my names Matt by the way, hey can one of you do me a favor for me?" All of the girls nodded, making Matt smile." Good, one of you need to hit me so I can wake up from this dream?" " Okie dokie!" Pinkie hopped over to Matt and before anypony could stop her she cracked him against his face.

" Damnit!" He hollowered, rubbing his head. " I guess this is real." All of the ponies looked at him, then started to giggle. When thet stopped Twilight got down to business. " Matt, could you tell us a little bit- why do you have that out?" Matt looked down, he was completely naked! Covering himself and running over to his cubert to get some cloths he said," Humans can't retract there..... you know." All of the girls blushed. As soon as Matt got dressed he went over human some main parts about humanity and his world.

" I see, hey who's this Tom you were talking about?" Twilight asked as Matt looked over the ponies. They were all goddamn adorable! They all were about 3 and a half feet tall and had these huge eyes. " Toms my best friend in the whole world! Stay here, i'll go and get him for you!" Matt got up and walked out of the door, going to his friends door and knocking.

Tom answered, she was still in his jamies and had a hoddie on, which meant that he had just wokein up. Unlike Matt who was tall, clean shaven and kinda fat, Tom was a foot shorter, with a unshavened face and was all muscle from his favorite sport, parkcore. He also had the bluest pair of eyes that Matt had ever seen, not to mention he was a grouch most of the time. He yawned and said," What's wrong Matt?" He asked when he saw his excited face. " Tom come on! I've got some people for you to meet!" Matt walked to his door, a confused Tom following him.

" Wait here while I tell them your coming in." Tom just shook his head while Matt went in and closed the door on his face. Matt walked in to see the girls messing with his stuff. Rarity was all through his cloths, Pinkie and Applejack were looking in his fridge, Rainbow was staring wide eyed at his turned on TV, Fluttershy was on his bed, trying to fix it up, and Twilight was looking through one of his books. He almost AWWWWWed at them but remembered that Tom was waiting for him, if he didn't let him in soon he would just go back to sleep.

" Alright girls, Tom's going to come in in a second and he's going to lose it like I did, so don't talk until I explain everything to him. Alright?" All of the girls nodded their heads. Matt opened the door for Tom who walked in, looking around," What happened in here?" He asked. " It looks-" His gaze turned at the six multicolored ponies. His mouth opened and shut and he grabbed the cross around his neck but regained his composure quickly. " There's six ponies in your room Matt" He calmly told Matt, shocking everyone that he was taking this so well. " it looks like two of them are unicorns, two regular ponies, and two pegasus."

Matt looked at his friend and smiled I'm surprised thats he's taking this so- Tom turned around and ran out of the room, nearly ripping the door off its hinges. Matt sighed, " Are any of you girls fast? We need to get him back here and I can't catch him." Rainbow Dash and AppleJack nodded and Rainbow smiled," I'm the fastest flyer in Equstria! I'll catch him faster than you can blink!" With that she zoomed out of the room with Applejack not far behind.

Demon horses! Demon horses! Tom thought over and over again as he ran down his hall as fast as a man that fears for his life can . " Get back here you!" Tom turned to see the blue pegasus was trying to catch him. He grunted and upped this speed but she was still gaining. Focáil, it's going to get me while I open the door! Unless..... Tom kept running until he was 5 feet from the door. He jumped into the air and kicked the door, lifting himself over the surprised Rainbow. He did a flip and landed on his feet, now running in the other direction now. Rainbow was so distracted that slammed into the door. " OOOOFFFf!" she said, making Tom grin.

" Now that thats over- AAAAAHHHHHH!, Damnú ort get me out of this!" The pony with a hat had somehow gotten a laso and had caught him with it, getting more and more tangled as he struggled. Evenually he stopped, the blue pony and the pony with the hat were standing over him, grinning. " I bite." He growled at them and they both chuckled, " I'm sure ya do dar- OW!" When the pony with the hat got close enough Tom snaked out and bit her on the leg. " Ya vermant!" she turned around and bucked him in the balls. " DAMNIT!" Tom screamed as he curled into a fetal position, rocking back and forth. " You Bitseach ! - wait, why do you taste like apples?" Tom asked, his pain forgotten. Applejack blushed and was about retort when Matt came running to them." Tom calm down! Just let me explain!"

Tom growled, " Téigh trasna ort féin." He said, Matt rolled his eyes," Now Tom watch your mouth, are you going to let me explain or are we going to have to keep you tied up?" Tom tried to struggle out of his bonds and failed, He then sighed and said," Okay just let me get something from my room." They let him go and he rolled himself up to his feet and went to his room. Applejack and Rainbow followed Matt to his room. Rainbow asked Matt," Matt what did he do there back at that door, was he flying?" Matt laughed, " No Rainbow its called parkcore, he can do loads of stuff better than that." When they got into Matt's room the other girls looked at them concern. " Is everypony alright? Where is this Tom?" Rarity asked.

Matt smiled, " He's coming right now, he's just getting-" Tom walked in carring a bag of apples and 7 bottles of water. " If the rest of you can talk shut up and eat these while I run some test." The girls looked offended but smiled when he threw each of them a apple and a opened up a bottle of water for each of them. He then bit into his own apple and looked over the girls, who were eating their apples happily. When Applejack had finished her apple he walked over to her and squatted down to her eye level." What are ya doing?" She asked warily. He ignored her and opened her mouth, looking at her teeth

" What are ya-" She told him angerly. He ignored her and said to himself," Those are real." He then lifted her up my her front legs and put his ear to her chest. She complained loudly, blushing and trying to get out of his grasp. He held his ear to her chest for a long time, probably listening for a heart beat. " Ya let me go right now!" Applejack protested. The whole time this was happening the girls were looking at Tom, trying to understand what he was doing. Matt was busy laughing the whole time. " Don't worry girls, he's just trying to make sure that she's not a robot."

Tom sighed and put an angry Applejack on Matt's bed. " She's real, and pretty damn heavy. So Matt, you have some- none of that!" AppleJack had jumped down from the bed and was trying to buck Tom, who kept moving out of the way. " I'ma gonna ta buck ya into next week mister!" Tom climed up the wall where she couldn't get him and looked at Matt. " Go on, explain why there are six magical ponies in your room?" Matt opened his mouth to answer but a bright light lite up the whole room and the girls, Matt, and Tom were gone.....

Ch.2 Hard landing

Ch.2

It took a minute for Matt to see. damn was that light bright He thought as he rubbed this eyes. His vision cleared and hurt eyes were the least of his problems. Because him, Tom, and all the girls were falling to earth at about a 100 miles pre hour, they were about 10,000 feet in the air. Both him and the girls looked at each other and started to scream," AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Tom looked indifferent to the whole situation, but then he looked down and smiled. My survival bags! How did they get out of my room He shrugged and closed his body, increasing his speed. He grabbed all of the bags and opened his arms wide, causing him to shoot up to here Matt and the girls were screaming.

" MATT I GOT MY SURVIVAL BAGS." He told him happily. ' PUT THIS ON AND TELL THE ONES WITH WINGS TO EACH GRAB A PONY THAT CAN'T FLY! PULL THAT CORD WHEN I GIVE THE SINGLE!" he nodded and both of the pegusas grabbed a pony, the blue one grabbed the purple one and the yellow one grabbed the white one. Looks like i got the one with the hat he thought as he flew over to her, still screaming. He grabbed her. " WHAT ARE YA DOING YA VARMENT?" She screamed, still angry at him. Tom rolled his eyes. " SHUT UP AND HOLD ON!" He gave Matt the signal and they both pulled the cords and parachutes shot out, gently floating them down to the ground.

How didn't she lost that fucking hat, she doesn't even have hands to hold it!O look we're going to hit the trees Tom threw Applejack to the ground, they were only about 8 feet in the air, and smashed into a tree. "Go mbeire an diabhal leis thú you stupid tree! O christ my shoulders dislocated!" Tom then painfully fell out of the tree and into the ground, " Christ on a bycicle juggling small children that hurt !" Everyone else had a much better landing. They all ran over to him. Fluttershy tried to grab him but he waved her away. " I'm fine, the shoulder's just dislocated. "

Tom twisted his arm and it popped back into place with a large pop, making all of them wince. Tom rolled his shoulder Thats better Tom grinned at everyone there and threw Matt another one of the bags, a smaller one this time with a machete. " And you said these survival bags were a stupid!" Matt laughed at him when Applejack walked up to him. Instead of a thank you Tom expected as turned around and bucked him in the stomach. At least she didn't hit me in the balls this time he thought as he rolled on the ground, Applejack standing angerily over him.

" So girls, do you have any idea where we are?" Matt asked as Tom rolled on the ground, cussing Applejack out. " Ya we're on my farm." Applejack growled, still standing over Tom, waiting for him to get back up so she could buck him again. " Applejack!" Everyone turned and saw a big red pony and a little one with a bow in her mane. " Big Mac, Applebloom!" Applejack ran over and gave them both a hug. " We were so worried about ya." The little one said. " What are those things and why is that one on the ground?"

Applebloom walked over to Tom and said." What are ya?" Tom got on his knees. Usually he would said something smart but he didn't want to get kicked again. " I'm a man little pony. " She looked him over. " Ya have pretty eyes." Tom laughed " Little girl I've never liked my eyes, always wanted green ones, but thank you anyway." She smiled at him and gave him a hug, which surprised Tom. " Whats that for?" She smiled again and looked up at him, " Thanks fer saving my sister." Tom patted her on the head and groaned, " Tell her that, I think she broke a rib.Focáil it hurts!" All of the ponies rushed over to him while Matt laughed," Thats what you get for picking her up like a baby." Tom growled and Matt laughed again.

After Tom was felling better he got up and looked through his survival bag. Food, knife, canteen, firestarter, painkillers O there it is! Tom took 6 of the painkillers and took his ipod and put the headphones and started to blast lil wayne. " Twilight, who was interested in what it was. " Tom whats that? Tom?" Tom just kept bobbing his head with the music. Matt shook his head. " He can't hear you Twilight." He told her. " When what is that thing? Is it magic?" Matt chuckled, " Some once said that the latest technology is indistingishable from magic." She looked up at him, exicted about how much she was learning. " Who said that?" Matt groaned what did I just get myself into?

They all walked to Twilights house, Tom in the back, blasting his music. The whole time Twilight drilled Matt with as many questions as she could get out. He tried to answer all of the her questions truthfully but he didn't and couldn't answer all of the questions about humanity. Don't want to scare them he thought as tom broke out in song, disrupting the wave of questions.

Well you done done me and you bet I felt it

I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted

I fell right through the cracks, now I'm trying to get back

Before the cool done run out I'll be giving it my bestest

And nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention

I reckon it's again my turn to win some or learn some

All of the girls giggled but soon started to listen intently to him. Tom had surprisingly a very good voice. " He has a good voice Matt." Rainbow told him. Matt smiled," We better get to your house, soon Twilight. He'll sing through the whole ipod and some of them are really bad.

They all hurried to her house, Tom singing worse and worse songs so soon everyone including Matt was blushing. It was real dark by the time they got there. When they got in Tom was starting to sing Single by lil wayne. Matt was surprise when a big purple lizard run down the steps. Matt ripped out Toms hearphones, that think looked young and Matt didn't want it scared by Tom. " Hey!" Tom cryed angerily. Then he looked over to the dragon. " Hey a baby dragon thats neat, wake me up when something inportant happens." He layed his backpack on the floor away from the ponies and layed down and fell asleep.

" Twilight, w-what are those things?" The baby dragon asked . Matt got down on a knee and offered a hand to the dragon. He smiled and said, " Hello my name is Matt and that rude one over there is Tom. We're both from a different world and Twilight offered to let us sleep over." The dragon took his hand, looking a lot less scared now, " Hello man, I'm Spike." Tom gave a loud snore and everyone giggled but Applejack, who was still mad at him. When all of the girls left Twilight got to work.

" Spike, get a letter ready, I have to report Matt and Tom the princess. " " That princess Celestia right?" She nodded." She's probably going want to see you!" Matt gulped. Twilight tried to reasure him. " Don't worry Matt, the princess is one of the kindest souls in the whole world. She'll probably do everything in her power to get you back home." Matt shook his head and looked over to Tom, who was snoring softly as Pinkie was drawing on his face with a marker. " I'm not worried about her I'm worried about Tom when he figures out that you ponies consider Celestia a god. He wouldn't take it well."

Twilight cocked her head, confused " Why?" Matt sighed. " Tom is a very religious person, and as soon as he finds out I'm worried about whats going to happen. But you know? The princess probably wouldn't want to see us for a couple of days. We can take that time-" Just then Spike burped a letter. Matt and Twilight looked at each other and Twilight read it.

Dear Twilight Sparkle,

I am very interested in these creature that have come from another world. In this letter there 8 tickets for Canterlot for tomorrow at as soon as the sun comes up. Bring the elements of harmony.

Your teacher, Celestia

Matt groaned, " It looks like we're going to have a long day tomorrow!"......

Ch.3 the great escape

Ch.3

Tom opened his eye, still sleeping on the floor. Matt was next to him, snoring loudly. Time to get the fuck out of here Tom thought as he rolled over. He was sure that Matt was somehow being controled by these demon ponies and it was time for him to nope the fuck out of there and find a way home. Getting up and putting on his survival bag, he walked to the door. " Where do you think your going?" A voice asked him as he put a hand on the door nob.

Turning around, he saw that the little dragon was watching him with his arms crossed. Fuck, they put a guard on us!Tom thought as he took a step away from the door way, and the little dragon looked the part. He had a little hemlet on his head and had a little wooden sword in his hands. " Thats fucking adorable." Tom told the dragon. Spike flinched and pointed the sword at him. " Twilight said to watch you until the morning, you're not leaving!"

Tom grinned Time to fuck with the little guy he thought as he took a step menically at the young dragon. " You would dare to stop me little dragon? I who have destroyed worlds and killed thousands!" Spike took a fearful step backwards, Twilight hadn't said anything about that....

Tom took another step towards him, hoping he was to scared to use his fire. Reaching in his backpack he pulled out his most important survival tool, duct tape. Smiling evilly at the dragon Tom said, " You will pay for your insolence!"......

Early morning....

Matt woke before the sun was up. Cracking his back and getting up he looked around. Tom was gone Probably in the bathroom He thought was he looked around.... and saw a angry dragon duct taped to the wall. " The fuck?" Matt asked as he walked over to Spike and removed the tape from his mouth. " Spike" Matt said, slowly starting tp panick " Where did Tom go?"......

An hour later.....

" Why did that varment tie Spike up like that?" Applejack asked, her running with the girls and Matt, looking for Tom. Pinkie had seen him earlier that day, but he did something to her to make her sleep, when asked what it was she shrugged. " Because I didn't explain anything to him, at least he didn't hurt-" " FUCK YOU RABBIT!" They all stopped, the voice sounded like it was coming from the Everfree forest.

Running into the forest they saw the craziest sight. Tom was upside down trapped in a tree trap, covered in mud, and was getting hit with a stick by Angle the bunny. " I'm going to rip your fucking feet off rabbit!" Tom screamed at Angle who responded by hitting him again.

" Tom?" Matt asked. " Tom looked over to them and frowned. " Get me the fuck down so I can kill this rabbi- ow! fuck YOU!" " Tom, what happened?" Twilight asked. Tom finally grabbed the stick from Angle and tried to hit with it but the rabbit hopped out of the way. Sighing, Tom started the story. " You see....."

The night before.....

" For a demon filled town this place is pretty nice." Tom said as he walked around the town. Time to get into that forest to see if there's- " Whatca doing Tommy?" Tom jumped and saw that that the pink pony from yesterday was right next to him with a big grinn on her face. If I let her go them she'll tell the others, I could just duct tape her to something Tom thought as he walked over to her. " Nothing little pink pony." He said and started to scratching her behind the ears. She seemed to really like it. " Just like the horses back home." Tom muttered, grinning.

She had a big smile on her face and had her eyes closer, looking like she was in heaven. May as well see if she's a demon or not Tom thought as he pulled out some holy water out of his backpack. Opening the bottle with his mouth. Tom dumped the water on her, Pinkie not even noticing. Sh didn't burst into flames, so she's not a demon....... Christ she's adorible! Tom thought as he was scratching her. She had started to nuzzle his hand, her smile getting bigger. Then she fell down, Tom catching her before she fell.

Tom looked down at her concerned but then smiled, she was asleep. Putting her on a bench and putting his hoddie over her, Tom took a look around the town, he wasn't concerned that he was in a demon infested hell hole and more, he just wanted to see where everything was. Them he saw a angry ass looking bunny looking over at him. " What the fuck is your problem rabbit? Is Elmar Fud coming?" He asked the bunny.

It didn't like that and hopped over to Tom and bit him on the leg. " Ow fuck you!" Tom yelled, chasing the hopping rabbit into the forest. " I'm going to mak-" Tom began but stopped in his tracks. The rabbit had somehow led him into a lions den. And the lions looked fucking weird, with wings and funny tails. Time to get the fuc- Tom thought as he slowly walked back out but he turned around and saw that fucking little bunny with a stick in it's hands.

"no NO!" Tom whispered at the bunny, who was shaking its head yes.

* CRACK*

The bunny snapped the twig, making a very loud sound. Tom flinched and closed his eyes, certain that the pride was going to wake up. Snores were his answer. " HA!" Tom yelled, forgetting that he was in a lion den. All of the loins looked up at him and growled. " FUCK!" Tom yelled as he ran out of the cave being chased by lions.......

" The end." Tom said to the group, his arms crossed. They had all been listening to him intently, Pinkie even was munching on popcorn that she had gotten from somewhere. " What!" Matt asked. " Who did you get away from the lions and why are you in that tree?" Tom grinned at him. " That is a story for a different time, now can you let me down?" "No, you still have to hear the girls named and I have to get you to agree to something." Tom growled, "Go dtachta an diabhal thú!" He said, trying to get out of thr trap and failing. Sighing he said," Alright give me your names."

The girls looked at each other and they all gave him their names. When they all finished Tom laughed. " Those names are redicilous!" The girls looked offended while Tom contined. " Your named after a shitty book" He told Twilight. " Your named after cereal" he told a pissed off Applejack. " And the rest of your names are so silly that I feel like there's sugar on my teeth!" Tom continued to laugh while a angry Rainbow grabbed a sharp rock and threw it at him.

" See if this is funny!" She yelled at him. Tom grabbed the stone in midair and threw the sharpened part at the rope, cutting it in half. Tom did a flip in the air and landed on his feet, laughing at the shocked girls and walking over to them and scratching Dash and Pinkie behind the ears. Rainbow tryed to look angry and failed. " Thanks Dash, all of the blood was rushing to my head, now what was the other thing Matt?" Tom asked a confused Matt.

He made fun of their names to they would throw rocks so he could get down Matt thought as he told Matt, " We're going to see the princesses today and you need to be on your best behavior." Tom looked confused, both of the girls he was scratching nuzzling his hands " What princesses?" Twilight spoke up and explained to Tom who the princesses were, Tom's grin got bigger and bigger as he listened. " Looks like I get to meet 2 false gods." He said and Matt groaned. Tom switched to scratching Fluttershy and Rarity.

" Why did you stop! That felt great!" A angry Dash demanded, Tom smiled. " Don't get angry Dashie, you had your turn." He told her. " Rainbow " Twilight asked her " What did Tom do to you? You were nuzzling him." Dash blushed and Pinkie said bounceing. " If felt great thats why!" Twilight looked confused and Tom laughed, getting up. " Alright girls, it's time to meet the pagan gods."........

Ch.4 A meeting with royality

Ch.4

" Whats so special about them there hands, a pony can do anthing ya could!" Matt, Tom, and the 6 other girls were walking through ponyville to get to the train station. It was very early in the morning so there weren't that many ponys out. good, no reason to scare the locals Matt thought as Tom and Applejack argued the whole way there. It started when Tom remarked that it was crazy that ponies could make houses without hands. Applejack had taken offence and they yelled at each other the whole time.

" Ya sure about that missy?" Tom said, matching her southern drawl perfectly. Applejack looked at him, frowning. " Are ya making fun of me?" She asked, getting angry. Tom raised an eyebrow and grabbed 3 rocks from the road. " Course not Darlin. Now I'll show ya what hands can do." He started juggling while the girls stopped to watch. " Somepony grab me another rock and throw it here. " He said, still with his southern drawl. The girls laughed and started kicking kicking rocks to to him. Matt rolled his eyes and Applejacks frown got deeper.

Tom had about 10 rocks in the air and the girls were clamping and laughing, even Apple jack was impressed, though she would never tell him that. Matt shook his head show off " Come on guys, were going to do late!" Everyone nodded and Applejack bumped into Tom, making all of the rocks hit him on the head. " OOOFFFF. Pisho bant Green eyes!!" He told her, rubbing his head. Apple jack looked back and winked, all of the others laughed as Tom growled.

When they got to the train station it was overflowing with guards. Tom whistled, " Damnú ! Do we seem that dangerous?" One of the guards approched the group and looked at the two humans. " We're going to need to search you creatures, I'm commander Blade Breaker, and I'll be with you the whole time so don't try anything funny." He glared up at Tom, who looked offended. " Hey fuck you horse! why would I do anything?" The guards didn't like that their commander was called a horse and moved toward him threatenly.

Twilight stepped in to stop a brawl. " Were sorry commander about Tom, he's just a grouch, I'm sure he didn't mean it." Before Tom could answer Twilight used her magic to close his mouth. The commander was satisfied and both Tom and Matt got searched for weapons. Then about 50 guards followed them into the train and watched them the whole time. Tom had his ipod was saw singing the whole time. Pissing the guards even more. Matt was answering all of the questions the girls had for him.

A few hours later the guards herded them out of the train and quickly through Canterlot which Tom laughed at," I wish our capital was called joggingtown." They then was a huge castle and were led into it. It was full of guards and made Matt nervous but Tom was whistling a tune the whole way. They were then lead into a huge throne room and the 2 most powerful ponies in Equestria were there, Princess Celestia and Luna.

Please Tom, don't say anything stupid Tom prayed silently as he saw the princesses. Matt and the six other girls kneeled before them but Tom stood looking at them. " This must be the momma pony." He remarked. Everyone, execpt Celestia and Tom who were staring to each other, gasped. Luna got very upset, rising from her throne and walking to Tom she started to use the royal Canterlot voice to yell at him. " THOU SPEAKS SUCH DISRESPECT TI MY SISTER! THOU SHALL REGRET I-!" Tom put his hand over his mouth, shutting her up. " Inside voice little horse, I can hear you fine." He told a shocked Luna . Everypony gasped again, all of the guard moving to Tom. Matt groaned, I'm too young to go to prision!

Tom was laughing as he started to scratching Luna behind the ears, she was trying to use magic against him but the ear scratch was too overpowering. She soon started to nuzzle his hand, eyes closed. Tom looked at all of the shocked ponies and started to scratch Celestia's ears. She tried to move away but she was overpowered too. So there was Tom, in a room full of ponies, scratching the ears of 2 goddesses. He started to scratch them on their bellys, making them fall over and kick like they were dogs. " Christ is this cuite!" Tom told a groaning Matt. The guards tackled Tom, knocking him off the princesses. They both opened their eyes, blushing.

Celestia was the first to regain her composure, " Guards, release Tom please." The guards got off a laughing Tom. Luna walked over to him and said," What did thou do to us?" " Tom grinned and started to scratch to behind the ears again. Looking up at Celestia he said, " Alright Sunshine, I'm sure you have some questions for us." Celestia was grinning now, finding it refreshing that Tom didn't care who they were. Her counceller was pissed though." How dare you treate the princesses like this! They are gods!" Tom smiled at him. " They are not gods and not my princesses, just some adorable little horses."

" You speaks treason and blasphamey!"

" Fluently."

Celestia couldn't hold it any longer, she burst laughing. When she finished she walked over to Tom and put her horn on his head, learning everything there was to know about his world. She saw how horrible it was compared to her's. " Tom, how can you be so happy when your worlds like that?" Tom smiled and looked at everyone. " Because that's just who I am." They both smiled and the counceller coughed. " Princess" He said " You know the law, he has to be punished, you know the law, he has to be punished touching you."

Matt and the girls, and Tom grinned. " You mean like his?" He started to rubb Luna's belly faster, making her legs blur, moving so fast. Matt groaned again. Tom stopped and looked at the princess. " What's the punishment Sunshine? You going to cuite to death?" Celestia frowned, " Tom the usual punishment is 50 years in prision" " Fuck me." "... but since you didn't know the law I'll give you......." She looked over to Applejack. " A month's worth of labor at Sweet Apple Acres."

" What?!" Both Applejack and Tom said. They both didn't really like each other since Applejack almost made Tom a women." Sunshine, i think I'll take the 50 years." " Now Tom" Celestia said " Don't you think you're being a litt-" " I'm not fucking little." He said, interrupting her. Celestia grinned and the girls and Matt smiled, Tom hated being short. " Come on Tom, there's nothing wrong with being " little" " The other girls grinned, getting ready to mess with him.

" Darling, not every stallion can be " big" "

" Yeah! It's almost impossible for everypony to be "big" "

" Yeah, I'ah felt ya when I'ah kicked ya, and ya felt pretty " Little" to me"

Matt couldn't stop laughing. Tom couldn't of looked more outraged. " First of all" He said, taking a deep breath. " FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK AAAAAAALLLLLL OOOOOOFFFFFF YYYYYYYYOOOOOOUUU! Second, I'll pop a bitches jaw. Third, it's not my fault that your all the town's bycicle's. O and green eyes, you probably kicked 3 inches of Charles in my belly." Everyone looked at each other and laughed. After hours of talking and Tom petting Luna and the other girls, except Applejack they got ready to leave. Celestia used her magic to toss Tom and Matt 2 bags.

" Both of you will be staying at ponyville until we can see if we can get you home. Here, in these bags are some bits, our currency, to help you get by." She used her magic to give them their money, Tom shook his head and and threw it back. " Didn't earn it, not taking it." He said simply, making Celestia and Luna smile. " We insist Tom. " Luna told him.

Tom scrached his chin and got a great idea. " How about a trade?" He produced a flask. " Alien booze for your money!" He threw the flask at Luna, how caught it with her magic. " How did you get this past our guards?" Tom chuckled. " They didn't pat me down that good, I'm armed to the teeth." He smiled and produced a knife. The guards looked panicked and Tom laughed at them all and put it away.

" Calm you jumpy ponies! I'm not going to hurt anyone!" Everyone started to laugh as Tom walked over to Applejack and saluted. " Proud to serve ma'am." She looked him up and down and snorted, " Alright " Little" feller." ...

Later that night......

Matt woke up with something slamming into the wall into the room next to him. What the fuck? Then Matt heard thunder. He got up, running to the next room because he knew what was going on. Applejack, Big Mac, and Applebloom were outside Tom's room looking worried. " Matt, do ya know why Toms makin all that noise?" Applejack asked. Matt nodded his head, " Its the thunder, Toms terrified of it." Applebloom snorted, " Whys that?" Tom looked at all of them, each of them looking ready to laugh. Sighing Matt told them. " When Tom was little his mom was hit by lightening right in front of him, she didn't survive."

All of the ponys looks went from amusment to horror and pity. " Thats mighty awful." Big Mac said. Matt nodded and Applejack, Applebloom, and him walked through the door. The room was a wreck, the bed overturned and things thrown everywhere. Tom was in the middle of the room, his eyes wild, curled into a ball and mumbling. All 3 of them looked at him in concern ." Matt is he goin to be okay?" Applejack asked, Tom shook his head no. " Someone needs to hold him while the storm's happening. If we don't than he could go into cardic arrest." " I'ah will!" Applebloom told them. Matt shook his head, " No Applebloom, he could crush you while he held you, he broke my ribs once."

They both looked at Applejack who sighed, " Alright, but only cause if I don't he might die. Matt get Applebloom to bed." Both of them left and Applejack walked over to Tom. " Okay Tom I'am h-" Tom grabbed her and wrapped her in a hug. " Yer crushing me Tom!" She got out and Tom lossened his grip and just sat there, shaking. AJ patted his back and could feel how fast his heart was beating. " Yer alright Tom, I'm here" She murmured, trying to calm him down. His heart started to slow down as Applejack held him, the smell of apples on her calming him down......

Ch.5 A day at the farm

Ch.5

Applejack woke up in a bed. Where in tarnaton is Tom? And who and the hay fixed up this room? The room, the night before trashed, was neatly fixed up. It was a very chilly morning, with the sun just peaking over the horizion. AJ looked down and noticed that Tom's hoddie was wrapped around her. Time ta get everyone up fer work taday Applejack thought as she got up and woke Big Mac and Matt up. " Come on you 2, we got work taday!"

Both of them groaned and she smiled. Now I just need ta find that varment They all sat down and enjoyed a early breakfast. Matt had a apple and AJ and Big Mac had hay. While they were eating Applejack asked, " Matt, do ya know where Tom is? He wasn't in his room." Matt shook his head and smiled, " Tom probably spent all night picking apples when the storm was done. " He laughed at their shocked expressions. " Applejack, you helped Tom last night, I know him and he'll feel like he owes you something."

Applejack shook her head. " Tom ain't like that! He's a variment! He just probably went to hide ta get away from work!" Matt laughed. " Applejack, tom is the grumpest person that I have ever met, but he is always there for anyone. Some one needs a helping hand, Tom. Someone needs a shoulder to cry on, Tom's there." matt laughed again, he could see that she didn' believe him. shrugging as he finished his breakfast, Matt got up. " Don't be surprised if all of your apples are in your barn right now. The two thinks Tom is known for is not sleeping in beds and for doing impossible things."

After the 3 of them finished their food they went outside to start the days work. They had a long work day ahead of them. The largest plot of the orchard was rip and it was going to take all week to finish. Time to get bucking Applejack thought happily, trotting to the northern part of the orchard. But to her surprise all of the apples were off the trees. As far as she could see the trees were stripped bare. What in the hays, goin on? She thought as she ran to the barn, looking for Big Mac. She saw him leaving the barn, shaking his head. " Big Mac all the apples in the northern orchard are gone!" Big Mace shook his head and pointed to the door.

Couris, she opened the barn door and gasped.

All through the barn were carts filled with apples. In another cart were all of the brusied and rotting apples. Matt was in there laughing. " H-How?" Applejack asked. What usually took a week was already done. " Told ya." Matt said. Applejack frowned, " he probably forgot some, lets look around." Applejack ran through each row of trees, each one of them bare. How did the critter do it? She was thrown out of her thoughts when she heard snoring. He walked over to where the snoring was loudest. There was Tom, snoring under a tree.

The day before Applejack was concerned as the other ponies when she heard what humans were like. They hurt each other, lie, steal, and are just plum mean to each other and ones just spent a whole night helping us. Applejack didn't know how to feel about that. She walked over to Tom, he was shirtless and was covered in dirt, her dog sleeping on his lap. Both of them were moving their legs like they were running. Tom was also was muttering in his sleep, making AJ chuckle. She poked him with her hoof. " Tom, wake up." He kept muttering but was still asleep. She kept poking him until he opened a bloodshot eye at her. " Yes?" He said yawning.

Applejack stared at him, he looked dead tired. " Is there anymore work to be done?" He asked calmly. " Tom how did ya pick them apples to fast? It usually takes us a week ta finish the northern orchard!" He shrugged and wiggled his fingers at her." These babies, I'm guessing." " Tom, when did ya start ta pick the apples?" " About 2 am and I finished about 6 this morning." " Ya finished 20 minutes ago?!" " I guess." Tom got up, yawning. " I'm sure there's more work-" He took two steps and fell face down. AJ went to see if he was okay. " Tom are ya alright?" She got a snore in response.

Chuckling she carried Tom back to the house and put him on the couch. Smiling, she went to do the rest of the chores. Tom was right, there was still work to be done. The pigs needed to be fed, the fence needed to be painted, and since the storm damaged some trees, they needed to take out all of the damaged trees. This was Matt's job.

Fuck Tom and him doing impossible shit He thought as he was chopping his third tree. It was getting later in the day and it was getting hot . Matt was sweating his balls off! His shirt was off and he was covered in sweat. Twilght had come over with Spike to do lord knows what. Spike was playing with Applebloom, both of them chasing each other through the rows of trees.

Then Matt heard a loud crack and looked at a tree. Last night it must of gotten hit by a lightning, because it was almost split down the middle. Matt saw that the kids were playing under it was be made a bee line to them. Applejack and Twilight were running toward them too but they all too far away. The tree lurched dangerously and cracked, half of the tree fell, falling toward the two were playing.

They both looked up, to terrified to move. We're not going to make it! Matt thought as the tree was about to fall on them. Just then Tom zoomed to where they were and threw them both out of the way as the the tree fell on him. " TOM!" Matt and the girls yelled as Tom was covered by the tree. They all ran over to him and Twilight used her magic to lift the tree off him. Matt ran and knelled down to his broken friend. Somehow he was still breathing, but he was covered in blood, his legs bent in odd directions. Tom opened his eyes and looked at Matt and smiled, his eyes full of pain.

" Are..... the kids...... okay...... Matt?" He asked weakly. Tom smiled, even when he was dieing he was thinking about others. " There okay, now save your strength, we're going to get you some help!" Twilight lifted him off the ground, careful not to hurt him anymore. All three of them ran to ponyville hospitial. We have to hurry to save Tom, damnit don't you die on me!...

Ch.6 Worrying

Ch.6

Matt paced back and forth in the hosipital. It had been days since Tom got hit by the tree. He had been in real bad shape. The doctor said that his back was broken, his chest was caved in, his skull was almost split in half, and two messed up legs. But with magic though, Tom was fixed up as good as new. Matt was pacing because he was waiting for his friend to wake.

After the doctors had helped him they said he would need time to rest and he hadn't opened his eyes yet. Matt stopped his pacing when he saw the 2 princesses walked up to him. “Princesses? What are you doing here?" Matt asked, confused. Both of them looked worried. Luna answered, “We hear what Tom did and how bad he was, so we came to see him as soon as we could.” Matt smiled and took the both of them in the room where they kept Tom. Applejack was sleeping in a chair by Tom's bed. She hadn't left his side since he was stable.

She was a mess, tear stains on her face and mane a wreck. Her head was on the bed, Tom's hand on top of it. The princesses and Matt smiled. Celestia used her magic to lift her up and carry her to another bed in a different room, she needed her rest. When Celestia came back she heard Tom mumble. “Fuck the police....." They all giggled. Then Luna asked the questions that both the princesses wanted to know. “Matt, why did Tom save them? He had to know that he was probably going to die." Matt sighed and then had a small smile. “Slap your shit, Mickey mouse!" “Tom’s done something let this before." He told them. “A little girl ran out in front of a car. Tom had gotten her out of the way and the car smacked into him, he was in the hospital for a month."

The princesses gasped and Matt continued, " When I asked him why he did it he laughed and said, " That kids life was worth more than mine, anyway it I would of died I would of gotten a one-way trip of paradise." ““Paradise?" Luna asked confused. “Stay away from me Miniy, you bitch, it was Mickeys fault!" “In Tom's religion there's a place called heaven and if you’re a good person, or do something like Tom did, then you would go there.” Both princesses looked concerned. “So does Tom wish to die?" Luna asked, worried. “I asked him the same thing" Tom told them” He said that no, he didn't want to die; he just wanted to pick how he was going to die. He didn't want to die an old man or from an illness, he wanted to die saving someone. He felt that it would be a good death."

The princesses looked Tom over. “When I first saw Tom, I would never think of him as so selfless." Celestia confessed. Matt shrugged. “He may be a jerk and a grouch something, but Tom is one of the best people I know. But when he does wake up there’s going to be a problem. ““What’s that Matt?" Tom smiled. “Because Tom hates hospitals.” Then Tom said something that made them all giggle uncontrollably. “Like a mother bucking boss."

Later that day.....

To woke up to the sound of beeping. why is here beeping in Heaven? Tom smelled and the room smelled clean. No, I must be in hell and they put me in a fucking hospitial! Tom noticed that he was strapped to the bed. He looked up and noticed that a pony nurse was looking at him. " Tom? Are you awake? I need to check on you." Tom growled. " I bite." He told her and she chuckled. " Yes, Matt told us about that, and about how you hate hopsitials. Thats why your strapped down. He told us that as soon as you woke up that you would try to leave. You will leave, but in a couple of days."

" I will eat you."

" Not if you can't get out of those restraints."

" How do you know I don't have some crazy powers? I could turn you inside you."

The nurse walked up to him and hit him on the nose. Tom tried to move as she pulled out a huge needle and got closer to him. " You wouldn't do that would you? pointy wouldn't like that." She wishipered in his ear, Tom growled " That hat makes you look fa- Ow ! Fuck you!"

" What did you say?"

"......."

Tom tried to break the bonds but when he couldn't he settled on giving her a death stare at the whole time. When she left Tom tired to get out of the bed. Then he heard a knock on the door. " If your doctor you and Mr. Pointy can piss off!" He told the knocker. The door opened and he saw Applebloom, Spike, and about 20 other fillies walk into the room. Applebloom and Spike jumped on the bed and hugged him. " Thank ya fer saving us Tom." Applebloom told her as she cryed. Spike was crying too. Tom smiled. " Kids, take these straps you I can hug you back."

They did and he hugged both of the crying kids. He looked at the other Childern. " Who are you?" They all smiled and a orange pegasus said. " We're here to thank you for saving our friends!" " Thank you!" They said all at the same time. Tom smiled," Christ, are you kids cute. It was nothing!" Applebloom and Spike had calmed down. Trying to make them feel better he told them one of this favorite stories. " Hey kids, do ya want to hear a story?" They all nodded and Tom grinned. " Alright, Once apon a time......"

Matt, Applejack, and Twilight were walking back to the hospitial. Everyone insisted that Applejack and Matt get some sleep, so they both got a few hours and raced back. When they got to his door they heard someone talking. Opening up they saw a group of fillies and Spike intranced by the story that Tom was telling them. Spike was on top of his head and Applebloom was in his lap, and the other fillies were all sitting around him. Matt almost Awwwwed Thats really fucking cute, I wish I had a camera " .....and when the ring hit the lava Mt Doom started to erupt. Frodo and Sam ran out of the-" Tom looked up and noticed that they were there. " Alright kids, thats enough story time for now, I tell you the rest of it another day." He got a volley of Awwwws as the fillies left.

Applejack and Twilight barreled into Tom, crying and hugging him. Tom laughed and hugged them back. " Calm down girls, I'm fine!" Applejack had her head on Tom's shoulder, soaking it with her tears. " I'ah didn't like ya, was mean ta ya since ya got here and ya nearly died trying ta save my sister." She got out between sobs. Tom smiled and held them tighter and looked at Matt and frowned. " You took me to a hospitial you Wyneb cach, O you you girls have some very grabable asses. " The girls ignored him and kept crying and Matt chuckled, happy that his friend was okay. He raised an eyebrow. " Were you telling those kids the lord of the rings story?" Tom got huffy. " Dos i chwarae efo dy nain , thats a great story! But the one I was telling was about what I did to your mother that weekend." Matt, chuckling, looked him over and noticed that he wasn't in his restraints.

" Tom, how did you get out of those restraints?" He asked and Tom chuckled. " The kids left me out for the story. Come on lets go. I'm not spending another second in this damn hospitial. O and I'm going to kick my nurses ass" Tom got up, still in his hospitial gown and carrying the 2 still crying mares and left the room. Getting yells from doctors and nurses. Matt ran out, if they tried to stop Tom he might get in a fist fight with the medical staff. He really did have so stop Tom from fightings nurse, him carrying the mares and she holding a big fucking needle.

Matt singed some papers and grabbed Toms cloths and ran after Tom, who had walked out of the hospitial. First they dropped Twilight who had calmed down. Then all three of them walked back to Sweet Apple acres, Applejack still clinging to Tom, shaking and crying. " Hey Tom." Matt said over AJ's crying. " What?" " The princesses want to commerate you for saving Applebloom and Spike. There also not going to take no for a answer." Matt laughed at Tom groaning, still not thinking that it was a big deal that he had almost died saving two kids......

Ch.7 Party favors

Ch.6

Party favors

Applejack was asleep in Tom's arms before they got to the farm. Tom put her in her bed and went to see if there was any work to be done. Tom had a very weird conversation with the cows that lived at the farm. And to think I love eating those guys. Fuck it I Don't feel bad. They worked like dogs for the rest of the day.

When it was dark Applebloom demanded that Tom finish the story, So him, Matt, and Big Mac sat around while Tom finished the story. Applebloom almost cryed when she found out that frodo was leaving with the elves." Why did he do that?" Tom was about to explain when Applejack came downstairs. " Applebloom ya got ta get ta bed. Matt and Tom, I'ah need yer help with something at the barn." Matt and Tom got up and Applebloom complained. Walking to the barn Tom felt like something was about to happen.

Spidy senses tinglying He thought as he got behind Matt, let him get mauled. The barn was pitch dark, but the moon was full as it wasn't that bad. Matt opened the door... " Surprise!" Matt jumped and Tom took off running. Surprise party my ass! All of the ponies looked confused as Tom vanished, running to ponyville. " Sorry everypony." Matt said, rubbing his head. " Tom hates surprise partys." Pinkie looked outraged. " Everyone likes parties!" She said shocked. " So will Tom! I'll go get him!" When Everyone looked and Pinkie was gone. " Wat?" Matt said, confused...

Nice try Tom thought as he ran through the town. A pink blur tackled him " Tom get back to your party right now!" Pinkie told him, her face close to his. Tom put his hand on his chin, looking deep in thought." Hmmmmm. Nope" Tom rolled out of Pinkies grasp and scrambled up one of the houses. She'll never.... Wat? Pinkie was already on the roof, running at him. " Get back here you silly filly!" Tom started the fancy moves then, jumping through windows, scaring the shit out of the ponies in the houses.

Pinkie was presistant though, and she had him backed up in a corner and she had a cannon. Holy shit! shes going to blow me up! Tom thought was Pinkie pulled the string.

BOOM!

Tom looked at himself. Did she miss? She didn't. Tom had a party hat on and was covered in confetti. " Are you ready to come quietly silly? Or do you want another taste of the party cannon." Pinkie asked him,ready to pull the string. Tom put his hands up, defeated. " Fine!" Pinkie cheered and Tom sighed.

When they both got to the party it was in full swing. There looked to be about half the town there. This is going..... is that beer? Tom walked over to a table, and there it was.... Beer! It was even canned! Tom picked one up and cracked it open and took a drink, almost crying. He looked over to Matt who had the same expression on his face." Are you okay?" Twilight asked, concerned. Tom grabbed another beer and gave it to Twilight. " Beer, Twilight, BEER!" She tried to put it down but he gave her his best death stare and he got her a chug it all.

"Come on who can beat the Dash at beer pong?" Tom looked over to see a beer pong table and a smiling Rainbow Dash with a ball in her hoof. Tom and Matt looked over at each other and nodded.

Challenge accepted.

They both walked over to her. " Pick your other player Dash." Matt told her, she grinned and picked Applejack. " Aliens first." Tom grabbed the ball off of them. They were laughing until Tom landed the ball into the cup. " Tom grinned as they both finished their cups. While they were playing Tom amused himself by spiking Twilight's punch with vokia. By the time the game was almost done she was trashed, dancing on the dance floor and flurting with everyone until she passed out.

The game was just about over, team human killing the mares. They had drank huge amounts and it was showing. Both of the mares were swaying, missing every throw. The boys were having fun, doing trick shots into the cups. " One cup left girls." Tom told them. " You'll never get it." Rainbow slurred. Tom smiled Time to look like a boss Tom aimed at Appljacks hat. Throwing the ball he hit the top of her hit. " Where did the ball go?" She looked around, moving the ball out of place and making it fall in the cup. " Where did that come from? " Rainbow asked. Tom laughed.

Pinkie bounded over carrying drinks on her tail. " Good game! Here Tommy and Matty, my special drinks!" They both took one and toasted her and drank it, instantly spitting it out. " Sweat christ Pinkie! Is there rubbing alcohol in this?" Tom shrugged and grabbed another one, keeping this one down. " It's better when you keep drinking it." Tom then remembered the perfect song. He coughed and sang.

"We make it light up like a church"

Matt knew the song and sang the chorus "Preach"

All of the ponies looked at them and Tom continued, taking the more offensive words out. Soon he had everypony screaming preach. When he finished the song they all clapped for him. Bowing, Tom took his ipod out and got one of the unicorns to amplify the sound so everypony could hear the music. Soon all of them were dancing and somehow Matt was playing spin the bottle with a bunch of mares and Tom was in a drinking contest with Pinkie.

My liver his to be twice her's size! She should be passed out by now! Pinkie was fine through. Come on arms you can do it! Just bring the drink up to my.... Tom fell out of the chair, getting knocked the fuck out by Pinkies drink...

Morning......

Tom woke up on the barn floor, ponies passed out all around him, his shoes gone. Where's my sho- O fuck my head! Tom groaned and got up, looking for his shoes. A pony had his head in it. Tom took the shoes off the pony and saw that they were thrown up in. I needed a new pair of shoes anyway. Tom walked over to a barrel of water and washed his face off. Those fucking ponies! Someone had used marker to scrubble all over his face. He had a villians mustache and matching gote. He also had a unibrow and some of his teeth were colored in. Tom shrugged and cleaned it off at least they didn't put dicks all over my face

He then went over to Matt, who had about 10 mares on top of him. Tom grinned, grabbing his ipod, for some reason the battery was still good, and took a picture of it. Unfortuantly for Matt he did have dicks drawn all over his face. Time to wake up everypony Tom walked outside looking for something that would do the trick. He found a tin garbage lid and grabbed a stick and walked inside the barn. Grinning Tom sucked in his breath and said in a voice that would of made Luna proud, hitting the stick against the lid.

"TIME TO GET THE FUCK UP!!!! Everypony in the barn wake up, some screaming, then all of there hangovers hit them, giving a volleys of moans and buck you's at the laughing human......

Ch.8 Questions and answers

Ch.8

Matt,looked at a very tired Tom as they both quietly ate their lunch at the farm. " whats wrong Tom, have you been getting shitty sleep?" Tom looked up, looking like he wanted to cry. " Matt" he said " what do you call Green eyes hair sytle?" Matt was taken back by the question, then he rolled his eyes. " You know that Applejack hates that name." Tom shrugged " I refuse to call her after cereal, now answer the question!"

" It's a pony tai-"

" Ex-fucking- actly! Now what do you think ponies call it?" Matt looked over his friend, mildly concerned. " You lost sleep over that? Are you nuts?" Tom shrugged." No, your mom had me tested, and there's more than that. Remenber when we went bowling the other day?"

" Yea"

"Do you remember that the bowling balls had finger holes in them?

" Yea"

" And you don't think that weird because ponies have no fucking fingers?

Matt thought it over, then shrugged. " I'm not going to go into it, why don't-" Matt was interuppted by the door opening, Twilight and the other girls and Big Mac walked in. " Afternoon you too." Twilight said, then she looked at Tom. " Tom" She began. " With everything happening I haven't got the time to question you about your world, I know I asked Matt about lots of things but I figured you could give your input on some things, we will be happy to answer and of your questions."

Tom grinned, getting up. " Alrighty then, lets just make a whole day out of it then. Go get some food and some back in a hour and we'll go on a picnic or something." All of the girls grinned and Pinkie did a 20 foot hop in the air and zoomed to Sugarcube corner. When all of the girls left Tom looked over to Matt and grinned. " I bet you 50 bits that they call it a pony tail." He said, pulling out a big of bits. Matt grinned There's no way that they call them that, that's a easy win He thought as he nodded yes........

A hour later.....

Everyone was sitting under a tree in the ponyville park, it was a sunny day and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. After they all finished Twilight and Tom pulled out notebooks. Twilight was shocked " Tom, you're writing things down? I never thought you for the scholary type." Tom looked her over and pulled out a pen. " That's a very hastey asumption Twilight, and I gave to say I'm a little insulted." Twilight flinched. " No! I'm sorr-" " He's just pulling yep leg Twi. I'ah can tell that he's lieing." Applejack said, looking at Tom.

Tom grinned. " You're a regular lie dectector, Green eyes."

" Stop calling me that!"

" Stop having green eyes."

" If ya don't stop I'am gonna ta buck ya!"

" You try and you're going in this tree!"

Twilight stepped in before they got into a fight. " So Tom, what are you writing with, where's the ink?" Tom looked from a angry Applejack and smiled at her. " It's called a pencil, it doesn't need ink, here I have plenty of them." He pulled out another pencil and tossed it to her. She grabbed the pen with her magic and grinned, she finally had something that came from their world! She looked it over and wanted to ask Tom a million questions about it but she still had important ones first, those ones could wait.

" Alright Tom, I wanted to ask you about your-" Tom tsked her. " Now now Twilight, the others probably have questions too. And how about a question for a question, if that's alright with you girls and big Mac." They all nodded and Tom wrote Twilights name on the notebook. " Alright Twilight, what's your favorite sex position? It doesn't matter if you had sex or not, just guess what it would be." All of the ponies got really red and Big Mac looked like he was about to laugh.

" Tom I'm not going to answer that!"

" You will if you want me to answer anymore questions."

*sigh* asdvbsbndbdn"

" What was that?"

" Missionary I guess."

" See that wasn't so hard?"

All of the girls looked at an embaressed Matt, knowing what was coming for each of them.

" Rarity?"

"y-yes darling?"

" Your turn"

" O-okay. Do humans take their fashion very seriously?"

" Yep, there was even a time when humans killed each other for a pair of shoes." They gasped and Tom shrugged. " Humans are a people of extremes. One one side we made things of such beauty that when you would cry if you saw them, and the other we make weapons that destroy cities."

" W-why would they do that?"

" Blame the snake."

" What snake?"

" The snake in the bible Dashie."

" Don't call me that....."

The girls couldn't imagine that kind of destuction, Equstria hadn't been at war for thousands of years, not to mention weapons that could kill thousands." Matt was groaning, giving Tom a death stare, he had been trying to put it gently to the girls, giving them bits and pieces of what humanity was like, but Tom was giving them the full dose, going over all facts about humanity.

After a few minutes all of the ponie looked alarmed, moving away from Tom and Matt. " I was right! You humans are all evil!" Applejack said, angry and scared because she knew that Tom was telling the truth. Tom laughed. " That's where your wrong Green eyes! We are what the world and god made us."

" A Devil more like!"

Tom frowned, " Where I came from the whole world is against you. Other people, animals, hell even the planet are trying to kill us. Man was made to struggle Green eyes" He said, getting up and walking over to the ponies, his eyes blazing. Matt moved over to them to restrain his friend but Tom sat cross legged in front of them, calm once again. " There is still much good in us, that is why, even though everything we do to each other, god still loves us. Don't judge us until you've walked a mile in our shoes."

All of the girls and big Mac we're feeling bad that they judged their friends to harshly. " Sorry" They all said, Tom grinned. " That's fine, now girls, each of you owe me a couple of questions except Pinkie, who is next. Pinkie?" Pinkie smiled.

" What's the funniest thing you've ever done Tommy?

Tom chuckled, " I had fun once it was horrible."

" Okay then whats your favorite food?"

" Blackberrys"

All of the girls were laughing at Tom's joke, happy they were forgiven. " Now its your turn Pinkie, you know the question." Pinkie smiled. " Okay Tommy, this is what I like......"

5 mintues later........

Pinkie had talked about her favorite position for 5 minutes and it was a duzy. Everyone but Tom, who was writing on his notebook, were as red as tomato's with their jaws almost hitting the ground. "...... and then we shoot out of the cannon with the pies!" Pinkie finished happily. Tom whistled. " Christ Pinkie.... good for you I guess. Now Dash-" " It's the Inverted slugehammer!" Dash screamed out, everyone gasped and Tom chuckled, " I was going to ask you what your favorite color was but okay." All of the girls laughed at a embarrased Dash.

Tom looked down at Applejack, he stared to her hard, looking at her pony tail. " Green eyes" She steeled herself for her question. " What is it called how you styled your mane?" The girls looked confused and Matt snickered Here comes my 50 bits.... " Ya mean my pony tail?" Tom jumped up in the air cheering while Matt groaned. Now I owe that fucker 50 bits!........

Ch.9 Rewards and revenge

Ch.9

It had been two weeks since the humans had come to Equstria. Twilight still had no way to send them home yet, though she was trying her hardest. With their help, the Apples picked apples faster than they ever had before. Matt couldn't stand it and was looking for a new job but Tom really took to it. Applebloom would even go sleep with him if she got a nightmare. Everything was going good until....

Matt knocked on Toms door. " Tom wake up! We got to get ready for tomorrow, we need to get you a suit from Rarity!" Tom got up grumbling and getting dressed. Fuck those unicorn things for giving me an award I don't even want! After breakfast they walked to Rarity's place of work, Twilight saw them and came along to ask a few questions, one to Tom's delight and Matt's horror, was about humans mating habits.

While Rarity was finishing the suite, Tom went in extreme detail about it. " You see our goodies, unlike your stallion friends, have to become erect. They can grow to over 3 times the unerect size.... Rarity you shouldn't be able to hold those pins." Rarity, who was to in the zone to be horrorfied, raised a eyebrow, " Why is that dear?" " Because you don't gave fingers, you’re really busting physics balls, anyway where was I?"

Matt was as red as a tomato, Twilight was also red but she was writing and listening intently. " We humans also use more than our members for sex. We can also use our tongues and fingers. " Matt sputtered at this part. Both of the girls looked fascinated. With the suite done Rarity asked the question, " Tom, how and why do they use those?" Tom looked at his suite and smiled. Time to fuck Matt over... Tom shrugged at the girls. " I have no idea to be honest with you girls. Matt told me all about it, ask him he's the expert."

Both of the girls looked at Matt who looked like he wanted to jump out of the window. Tom put the payment on the table. Winking at a pissed off and red Matt he left him to answer the questions of the two mares. That Wyneb cach! Matt thought, as the girls asked a barrage of questions....

The next morning the 2 princesses went to get Tom for the ceremony, and the whole way he bitched. " What I did wasn't a big deal!" He was telling Luna as they walked to ponyville. Luna disagreed " Tom you saved 2 lives and nearly gave your own life doing so, you’re a hero!" Tom groaned, making the 2 princesses giggle. " I'm not a goddamn hero!" " Would you do it again?" Celestia asked him. " Ya- O fuck you, I'm not a hero." Celestia gave him a look and he growled. " Some pony steaks would really hit the spot right now." Sending the girls into another fit of giggles.

When they got to the middle of town it was filled with ponies, most from ponyville but some from all over Equestria, wanting to see this selfless and strange creature. Celestia began," We are all-" Tom tuned her out the whole time he put bunny ears on Celestia whenever she wasn't looking, sending everypony in attendance giggle except a confused Celestia.

" Er... okay. Now I grant the hero..." Tom snorted. Celestia gave him a dirty look and continued. " The hero Tom, the steel hoof, for going out of his way to save others almost at the cost of his own life. He will also be given full citizenship and given 10,000 bits." Tom frowned, " No bits" He said. Celestia stood her ground. " Yes."

" No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

Celestia smiled. " It's settled then, Tom will take the bits." The crowd chuckled and Tom looked confused. " Wat?" Tom then regained his composure. " Alright I'll take the damn money, but on one condition" He pointed at both princesses " You too have to come to my " Big hero party" that Pinkie is having for me tonight. Deal?" Both of the princesses looked unsure about this, but they nodded anyway. After the crowd disperced, leaving only Twilight, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow, Pinkie,and Matt, Applejack was too busy at the farm to come, Tom jumped down from the platform. " Pinkie remember to have plenty of of that special drink tonight, the princesses are coming to my party." Where they'll get what's coming to them....

This time Tom forced Pinkie to have a small party. Only the six girls, Big Mac, Matt, and now the princesses were coming. Pinkie saluted and ran off. Rainbow was happy that the princesses were coming. " Buck ya! How many people can say that they have partyed with royality? This is going to be awsome!" Matt noticed Tom's grin and was worried. What is he cooking up ? he thought as he walked over to him. " Hey Hero!" Tom gave him a death stare and Matt laughed.

He then took a sniff of the air, Tom reeked of apples, just like all of the apple family. " Dude, you smell like you've bathed in apple juice!" Tom gave him the finger and told him. " It's what happens when you do some hard work, you really suck at apple farming!" Matt gave him a offended look and Tom laughed. " You know that the Apple's offered me a full time job as a worker there, you I'm sure wouldn't be so lucky. You can check and see if Rarity has any job openings though."

Tom meant it as an insult but Matt thought that it was a great idea. Better than sweating my balls off all day He made a mental note to ask her tomorrow. " So Tom, what are you going to do with all of that money?" Tom grinned as they enter the Apples house. " Hey Green eyes" He called. " Didn't you say that granny Smith needed a new hip?".....

Later that night......

Tom's plan was coming together perfectly. After Twilight told all of the other girls about the strange things that humans do while mating and Matt not explaining them, all of the girls had surrounded a helpless Matt and demanded that he tell him. Tom and Big Mac got a good laugh out of it and Tom got a even bigger laugh as Matt, red faced and sweating, actually told them about it! The girls and Big Mac were blushing so much that Tom almost pissed himself laughing. Then he started to get drinks into them all, Tom just nursing a beer the whole night.

At about 1 in the morning Tom saw Big Mac lead Rainbow out of the barn and to the house. Tom chuckled Hope she’s not a screamer.... or him for that matter..... The other girls were dancing drunkly, listening to Tom's music. At 3am ponies started to pass out. Matt had passed out hours ago and he had dicks all over his face again. Twilight was the first one again, then Fluttershy, who was funny as fuck drunk, then Rarity, Applejack, Pinkie and then both of the princesses.

Tom looked at his ipod, it was about 4am. Grinning, Tom pulled out a marker and started to draw on each girls face. Satisfied at his work, Tom walked to the house to get some sleep, hoping Dash and Mac weren't still at it........

Ch.10 Running for your life and getting a job

Ch.10

Luna woke with a pounding head, and by some divine interaction, the other girls woke at the same time. They all let out a collective groan and held their heads. " What happened last night?" Twilight. " Last thing I remember was Matt telling us about how and why humans used other things for mating." " And boy did it sound wounderful...." Rarity muttered, making all of the girls blush like crazy. Fluttershy looked around" Hey where's Rainbow, Big Mac, and Tom?" they heard a loud snore and saw Matt still sleeping on the floor, his face covered in dicks. The girls all giggled until they looked at each others faces. Everyone of them had the same thing. glasses, a villians mustashe and gote, and some teeth colored in. And boy when they saw this they got pissed.......

Tom woke up from bed, feeling as fresh as a daisy. He mentally went through the list that made up a good ass morning.

Good sleep.....

Check

Morning Wood.......

Check

7 ponies staring at me angerly....

What Wat?

Tom looked around. All of them looked ready to explode, Tom's marker drawings still all over there face." Tom" Celestia growled " Have you ever been to the moon?" " Or been stomped to the ground for 5 hours." Rarity asked him. " We're going to fucking destroy you bitch!!!" Fluttershy growled, making Tom alarmed and getting looks from the other girls. Tom cleared his throat." Now ladies, there's a perfectly good explanation for all of this..... Don't hit me in the face, it's my bread and butter..."

O fuck my head! Matt thought as he woke up. The world was spinning as he got to his feet, but he shook it off and walked to a barrel with rain water in it. Dunking his face in it and feeling better, Matt started to walk to the house. I wounder whats- Matt looked up and saw Tom getting kicked out of the window. He got up and shook his head, looking up at the window. A pissed Fluttershy flew out of the window and hit the ground in front of Tom, causing a crater. " YOUR FUCKING DEAD BITCH!" She yelled, trying to hit him. Tom rolled out of the way. " Hey Matt" he said, running past him. " Remember to look for a new job today!" Tom then took off towards the northern part of the farm.

Matt looked at his running form, confused," Why is Tom- OOOOFFF!" Matt was plowed over by all of the girls except Rainbow. " Get the buck back here ya variment!" Applejack yelled, her and the other girls hot on his tail. Matt would of laughed if he wasn't so terrified, the girls looked really pissed. Matt guessed that it had something to do with there faces. Dusting himself off and laughing to himself, Matt walked inside to get some breakfast, it was going to be a long day...

At least there too pissed off to use magic on me Tom thought as he ran through the trees, staying a few steps ahead of the girls. They had been chasing him for almost 2 hours and they all looked dead tired, execpt Applejack, who was in great shape but even she was breathing heavily. " Tom..... I'am..... Why arn't...... ya even........ breathing heavy?" Tom looked at them, grinning. " Because I ran long distance track, I'd always thought it would be useful if I needed to run away."

" Yer a coward Tom."

" Cowards don't get their asses beat by ponies."

"Hold still so I'ah can buck ya!"

" As soon as you catch me!"

Soon though, because of their hangovers and being tired, each of the mares get up and went home, execpt Applejack, who kept demanding that Tom hold still so she could buck him....

No one wants to fucking hire me! Matt thought miserably, walking through ponyville. He had been to 10 different stores and was turned down 10 different times. May as well see if Rarity wants to hire my ass Matt walked to her house, saying hi and talking to some of the ponies that he knew. It took 10 minutes to get to her house and he opened the door seeing Rarity, who frowned when she saw him.

Matt laughed, " So you didn't catch Tom?" Rairty shook her head and sighed," That Tom is a ruffian, Matt be a good dear and give him a good smack will you? Now what brings you to by store? Do you need some new shirts?" "No Rarity" Matt told her " I'm looking for a new job, I can't work another day at the farm, so I was woundering if you needed a any help here?" Rarity looked him over. " Do you have any experience in cloth's making?" Matt shook his head happily. " I sent 3 years taking sewing and design in college." Also 3 years for Tom making fun of him over it, but fuck him, it might get him a job today!

Rarity beamed, " Good! Finally somepony that has designing experience! You start work tomorrow at 7 sharp. The pay is 400 bits a week." Tom beamed, he had gotten a job that he wouldn't have to wake up at the crack of dawn to start work! Thanking Rarity, Matt walked toward the apples house, whistling a happy tune....

" Sweet Chirst.....Green eyes....your in..... pretty good..... shape." Tom got out, breathing heavily. Applejack had been chasing him for another hour after the other girls had given up. Tom had to climb up a tree to get a breather, and AJ was trying to buck him out of it." Get down..... here ...... Tom and....... take yer....... bucking like......... a man." May as well get it over with... Hell she may be too tired to hit me that hard Tom swung out of the tree and stood as Applejack cracked him right in the balls. He hit the ground and groaned Why did you have to make me the perfect height to get kicked in the balls by these ponies god? Tom thought as he rolled around on the ground.

After Tom could feel his goodies again Applejack helped him to the house. she went to go get a shower and he went to the kitchen to get a ice pack where he found.... " You 2 gave a good time last night?" Big Mac and Rainbow blushed, and Matt walked in through the door. " Hey Rainbow, what are you doing here, I thought that you would of been home by now." They blushed even more and Tom laughed, sitting at the table, putting a ice pack on his balls.

" They had a little fun last night, I'm surprised that you didn't hear the screams last night." Rainbow, red faces, ran out of the house, making Tom and Matt laughed. Matt hit Tom in the shoulder. " Ow! What was that for you fucker?" Tom demanded. Matt grinned. " Orders from the new boss." Tom grinned, happy that Matt had gotten a new job.

" Who hired your big ass?"

" Rarity."

Tom snorted. " Pansy."

" a job is a job and I fucking hate picking apples, no offence Big Mac."

" None taken..... pansy."

Big Mac and Tom chuckled at a angry Matt. They all sat quietly around the table drinking coffee. Tom looking over at Mac, grinning.

Time for some questions...

" So big Mac" Big Mac looked at him. "Eeyup"

" Is this a one time thing?"

" I'ah don't thing so, I really like her." Tom patted him on the back. " Hey man, good for you!"

Now the important ones....

"So did you use any of Matt's advice from last night?"

"......... Eeyup"

" did she appericate it?"

" ........... Eeyup."

"So.....how many times did you get her to " Cloud 9" Once?" Big Mac looked proud.

" Nope."

" Twice?"

"Nope."

"5 times?"

Big Mac looked at them both and got a big grin, which the 2 returned. Matt, Tom, and Big Mac high 5'ed each other, first Tom and Big Mac, then Mac and Matt, and Tom and Matt, and finally they all did it together." Good for you Mac, but remember to do your business somewhere else. This house may be big but you scream pretty loud." Tom told him......

Ch.11 bad news.... or is it?

Ch.11

It was just another day for Tom at Sweet Apple acres. He picked the apples that he had to, Applejack aruged with him about some stupid shit, and they all went to lunch. After lunch though, the daily routine changed...

" Tom! Tom!" Tom heard a voice yelling as he finished picking the last of that days quota. Looking up, he saw that Matt was running toward him, red faced and covered in sweat. Probably just broke a nail at Rarity's. Tom thought grinning as he took his shirt off and used it to wipe the sweat off his face. Matt ran up to him breathing heavily, hands on the knees." Tom.... Twilights.... Sweet Christ that was a run.......got news...... about us getting home." Tom raised an eyebrow." You ran all the way here to tell me that? Was the information going a get lost if you didn't walk?" Matt looked up and gave him the bird. Laughing, Tom started pushing the cart full of apples to the barn, Matt following.

" You know Tom, if we were back on earth right now someone would hire you to be a model." Matt told him and they both laughed. Since his time working at the orchard, Tom had gained 20 pounds of muscle, and he had gotten a bitchin tan from working in the hot sun with his shirt off. After the last cart was put away Tom rubbed his hands together and told Matt," Come on, lets go see what Twilight found out about before she loses her mind. That girl needs to calm the fuck down, probably needs to get laid." They both laughed as they walked to the library.

" Alright, I got Tom what was- why are the princesses here?" Matt said as they both walked through the door. Twilight had her head on the table crying and both of the princesses had tears in their eyes. " What's wrong?" A confused Tom asked. " Does it have something to do with us getting home?" Twililght sobbed louder, shaking as she sat at the table. " We have found out that the only way to sent you 2 home is to open up a black hole. Neither of you would survive going into it and neither would your planet. I'm sorry Tom and Matt, but your never going back home." Celestia told them.

Twilight wailed, " It's all of my fault! If I wouldn't of tried that stupid spell then you two would of never left." She covered her face, crying. Tom and Matt looked at each other and Matt walked over to Twilight and picked her up and hugged her. " Its okay Twilight." All of the girls looked confused. " How can you be so calm about this?" Luna asked them. Tom put his arms around the two girls, laughing. " Matt and I figured that there was a possiblity that we wouldn't get back home and here better to stay forever than a magical place where friendship saves all sort of shit?"

Matt frowned at him and Tom laughed, giving him the bird. " Calm down Twilight, it's not your fault." Matt told her. " Becides" tom told them " now that we can never go back I wouldn't have to pay my college tuition!" Everyone broke into laughter.....

" So Tom, how do you really feel about being stuck here? I know we put a brave face for the girls, but that is a lot to take in." Matt told him as they walked through the rows of apples at the farm. It had taken a hour for Twilight to calm down and when all the other girls heard they cried too, so it was almost dark before they got home.

Tom scratched his head thoughtfully. " Well" he started " back home I have only you, the economy is the the shitter, and I'm pretty sure that world war 3 isn't that far around the corner. Here we both got deciant jobs, no ones been at war for thousands of years, and there's still the fact that I'm not paying shit for school." They both chuckled. " What about having kids? Getting a family? How do you feel about dating ponies, there almost like us, would you even consider it bestiality?" Matt asked.

Instead of laughing at him, Tom looked thoughtful. " You know, I have no idea. You know what we need? a divine answer, If god shows that he's okay with it then it's okay." Tom looked up and screamed at the top of this lungs. " God! I'm sure you heard our conversation, can you show us a sign if your okay with it or not?" Matt rolled his eyes " Tom, I'm pretty su-Damnú air! what was that?"

Something had hit Matt on the head. Looking around he saw that it was a acorn. " How? There's only apple trees here?" Tom laughed, " Ther's your answer! Now lets go get something to eat, I'm starving!" Tom walked to the house, leaving a confused Matt in his wake....

Later that night.....

Tom rolled around in his bed, not able to get any sleep. He may of not shown it but he was just as worried as Matt was. Where the only two humans here in a land of pagan ponies. If I was sure that god wouldn't try to roast me, I would try to become a priest, that would piss Celestia the hell- Tom was snapped out of his thoughts as someone opened his door. It was Applebloom. Tom smiled and lifted the covers and she trotted under them. " You have another bad dream?" He could feel her shake her head yes. " Tom" she said," Is it true that ya and Matt arn't leaving?" Tom smiled as she curled up to him. " Ya Applebloom, where staying for ever."

Applebloom's head popped out of the covers and she looked at him, she was smiling. " Good Tom, I would of missed ya and I'am sure that everyone else would of too." She rested her head under his chin and soon she was asleep. Tom chuckled and wrapped his arms around her. At least the only humans on the planet have some good friends he thought as he fell asleep....

Ch.12 Going on a picnic

Ch.12

Life was going good for Matt. He was working with Rarity, they had just designed their spring line and it was a hit. Twilight was over almost everyday, getting him to help her with something or just talking to him. Soon they had learned everything about each other and Matt considered her his best friend becides Tom.

Tom was having as good of a time as Matt. It would of been better for him if he wasn't getting bitched at by Applejack all of the fucking time.Because of him the Apples were able to expand their farm to almost twice its origional size. Tom was still deathly afraid of lightening, so everytime it was storming outside Applejack would hold him, even if the others offered to do it. And everyday after Tom would do something impossible to say thank you, once the house was painted and dryed in a night, another time every cart was fixed and repaired.

Twilight even ran some test on him to see if his inpossible shit was somehow relaited to Pinkie's. Just like Pinkie though, the test didn't get and results.....

" Tom, Tom!" Tom looked down from the tree he was sleeping in. Applebloom and her friends were running around the farm, looking for him. Hopping out of the tree Tom called to the girls. " Over here Bloom!" He could see her flinch, she hated that nickname. They all run up to him and started to talk to him so it sounded like."sddkljbnlkjbwlgwgtughwo" Tom nodded the girls and waited until they were done. " Alright girls tell me again, but just one of you this time." Sweete Belle looked up and smiled. " Tom" she said " We want to try to get picnic planning cuite marks!"

Tom raised a eyebrow, he had been helping the girls find their cuitemarks for days now. Once they had somehow had gotten a catapult and Tom had showed them how to aim it. they spent all day shooting pumpkins all around the farm. They had even hit Mac and Rainbow, who were making out behind the barn. Or at least thats what he told Mac.

Hehe

" Sweete Belle, I don't think your going to get your cutiemarks for that. It involves cooking and you burn orange juice." He laughed at her outraged expression. Then all of the girls took a step and gave Tom "the face" " Pleeease!" Anymore cuiter and my heart would stop.. Tom thought as the girls smiled up at him. They knew that he would fold and so would he. " Just get everyone and I'll make the food, you girls plan the rest of it out." They cheered and jumped on Tom." Mush!" Scootaloo said. Laughing, Tom ran as fast as he could be the farm, the girls laughing..

2 Hours later.....

" Are you sure you didn't cook any of the food Sweete?" Rarity asked her sister as they all brought out the food out. Tom, Matt, Big Mac, the six girls, and the crusaders were all out by the lake getting ready to eat. The 3 fillies were disappointed that they didn't get their cuitemarks but they were determined to still make the picnis fun. " No Rarity, Tom made it all." Everyone looked relieved.

They all ate and Tom told them the star wars stories, and they all demanded that he told the lord of the rings stories. That took about 3 hours when they got to the most improtant part of the day." Alright everypony! It's time for cornholeing!" Applebloom told them. " Alright, but no magic!" Tom said, looking at Twilight and Rarity. Last time they played Twilight had cheated..

They played a tournment one on one. The players were ground down until only Applejack and Tom were left. " You're going down boss!" Tom told him, she wipped him in the face with her tail. "Cailleach Póg mo thóin !" She looked at him and smiled " Téigh trasna ort féin." she said. Everyone laughed at Tom's outraged expression. Tom gave Matt a good death stare because he knew he was the one that taught her the language. Now I can't cuss her out during work! Fuck it I'll cuss her anyway. Now to beat her ass and get bragging rights Tom thought as he grabbed the bags.....

" You're kicking my ass Green eyes, it looks like you've handled sacks before!" Póg mo thóin!" she replyed. Tom laughed, " Come here and I will! Why are ya blushing sugarcube? Don't mis- Cac! You win." Tom looked down and smiled at the 3 fillies, Matt, and Big Mac. " Come on ladies! Lets see who can swim the lake and back.Ready 123 go!" The girls laughed as They all ran to the lake, Tom stripping down to his underwear before he hit the water.

10 minutes later.....

" I'm telling you, it was great and Big Mac wasn't even hands! Imagine what Tom and Matt could do!" Rainbow told the girls about what Big Mac did to her during that party. " Ya know Dash, I'ah don't know how I'ah feel about ya sleeping with my brother." Applejack told her. Everyone of them blushed. They all looked down toward the lake. Tom was beating everyone and was almost half way through the lake. " Tom may to a ruffian but he is a magnificent specimen." Rarity said. Absently, every girl nodded their head.

Rainbow looked at AJ and grinned. " Did ya rut with him AJ?" Applejack almost fell over. " I'ah never slept with that varment!" She said blushing. All of the girls grinned at AJ, who hid under her hat. " Well Applejack did you?" Rarity asked. " She hasn't given me a roll Rarity. But I'm here now and there's six of you here. Don't worry Dash, I wouldn't tell Mac." All of the girls jumped and saw Tom, dripping, on the ground laughing. They all blushed and Tom laughed harder. " You girls couldn't get any redder." Tom sat cross legged with the girls. " Alright girls, the others wouldn't be back for about 10 minutes, so lets play a game." Tom pulled a sack of bits from his pants pockets.

He showed them all of the money. " Alright girls there's a hundred bits in here. If I can get you all to blush then you have to do my work for a week, I lose then you get the bits." All of the girls grinned and nodded their heads yes. Grinning, Tom grabbed his ipod and played the song on instrimental. Looking at them all seductively. He started to sing.

"Ooh girl, I love you so

Good lord almighty, I’m in love with a pony

I call her Aphrodite, I call her when I need her

And she give me good love til my nose start bleeding

Life is just like moving mountains

When I can’t cope, I’m hittin’ that slope

That great white hope, and it ain't no pressure

I can’t feel nothing, but I never felt better

Hmm, but you were just no good for me

Killin’ me softly, that girl is poison

Huh, I had to let you go, take things slow

Just so you know"

He got up and started to scratch each of the girls under the ears. Rarity fainted, Pinkie was redder than a tomatoe just like Twilight, and Rainbow. Fluttershy's wings shot out and she looked shocked. Tom squatted down at Applejack and started to scratch her under the chin ad ears.

" Sweet sugar hill, yeah I used to climb her

I'd never imagined she turned out to be but a cheap thrill

That sweet turned sour, she gave me power

The world was ours, I used to feel invincible on that flower

But I had to change, yeah I had to change

So I left her for a pony named Green eyes

Now everything is cool, everything is fine

Girl, I’m moving on, I left you behind

Every now and then you pop up on my mind

I might fuck you one last time 'cause..

Applejack was blushing to hard to try to move away from him. Tom looked at them all and fell on the ground laughing. " Fluttershy's..... got a....... wing boner...... Christ that was too easy!" Just then everyone was coming back from the swim and Sweete Belle asked. " What's wrong with my sister and why are Fluttershy's wings out like that?" Tom kept laughing and Matt told her about the birds and the bees.....

Ch.13 a very weird day

Ch 13

Tom woke up early like everyday, with big Mac cooking breakfast this morning. " Morning big Mac, do we got work today?.... in fact, what day is it?" Mac grinned. " It's saturday." He said as he brought the pancakes over. " OOOO! pancakes!" Tom said, rubbing his hands together. When Mac brought out the maple syrup Tom got a crazed look in his eyes. " You have maple syrup? Can I have some?" He begged, giving big Mac punny dog eyes. Mac chuckled and handed him the jug and turned around to get himself some. What he turned around Tom was gone. " Tom?" A confused big Mac said.

10 minutes later......

Matt got up streching. Then he smelled it. Fuck! they made pancakes! I hope Tom's still asleep.Matt thought as he ran to the kitchen, startling Applejack, Applebloom,and big Mac. " Where's Tom? Did you give him syrup?" He yelled at them. They all looked confused. " What wrong with ya Matt?" Aj asked. " You're never suppose to give Tom maple syrup! He gets...... weird. Did. you. give. him. any?" They all looked concerned. " He took a big jug not that long ago." Big Mac told him. Matt groaned. " We need to find him!....."

A hour later in a forest later.......

" Why does Tom get weird when he drinks syrup?" Twilight asked. It had taken a while to get all of the confused girls. Matt was very concerned, looking everywhere to see if Tom was stalking him, you never knew what he was going to do when he got like this.....

Matt shrugged, walking through the woods with the girls. They didn't find Tom at all, just his shirt that was laying right outside of the Everfree forest.

" I have no idea but when he does it's...... well, he's never hurt anypony thats something. We'll probably find him naked in any case, last time he thought that he was a cowboy."

" Is that it?"

" ......no. You don't really want to know what he-"

Everyone heard to loud roar, there was a sounds of something in the bushes.

" High ho Sea breeze!"

They all looked around, confused. They all could of sworn that was...... Tom crashed through the brush, riding a very scared Manticore and wearing nothing but a loincloth and carrying a wooden stick. They all looked over Tom and saw that he was covered in mud and his eyes were glazed over and he was grinning like he was crazy. He looked them all over. " So you came Master Chief, Mario, all of the ninja turtles, and princess cupcake!" Tom got off of the Manticore, who ran away as fast as it could, and struck a heroic pose.

" Now you can help me defeat the teddybear army! Come on lets go!" With that Tom ran throught the brush, screaming loudly. Everyone was so confused that they actually followed him. Soon they saw it, a huge wooden fortress, complete with a gate and defensive positions and maning the walls were.....

" Are those teddybears?" Rarity asked, amused. " How did he even do all of this in a hour and where did-" Twilight started then stopped, putting Tom in the same catagory at Pinkie so she wouldn't hurt her head. Tom appeared in front of them all, giving each of them a stick. " Alright everyone, Mario" Tom said, turning to a grinning Pinkie, who somehow gotten a helmet. " you will be coming with to sneak in and open the gates." Pinkie saluted and the girls and Matt had to stop themselves for laughing.

" When we open the gates the rest of you come in, no prisioners. For the princess!" Tom grabbed a grinning Pinkie and jumped into a tree near the fortress, jumping over the walls. Everyone shook their heads. " That varments never getting syrup again." Applejack said as the gates opened. They all walked in to see a slaughter. There were pieces of teddybear everywhere. In the center was Tom holding Pinkie.

" Don't you die on me Mario!" he said to her. Pinkie looked up to him. " Tell...... my wife..... and kids..... I love them." She said before she closed her eyes, her tounge out. everyone chuckled and Tom yelled. " NNNNOOOOOO!" When he saw the others though, he dropped her and knelt down in front of Applejack. " My princess, we have defeated general Snugglebottom. The keep is yours!"

He grabbed her hoof and kissed it. All of the girls laughed at a blushing and angry Applejack. Tom had somehow lost his loincloth and when he stood up Applejack was eye level to his.....

" Get away from me ya-" Tom's eyes rolled in the back of his head and he fell over. Everyone rushed over, to a snoring Tom. Matt laughed, " He's alright girls, he just crashed, he'll awake up in a few hours and not remember anything." Pinkie got up, tired of pretending to be dead. " Did we win?" Everyone laughed, shaking their heads. Twilight used her magic to lift a nake, snoring Tom off the air.

" We should use this fort for something, look at it! It even has a keep!" Twilight said as they took a look around. All of the girls nodded their heads. Rainbow looked at Applejack evilly." I guess we can't call him "little fella" anymore, huh Aj?" They all laughed at a blushing Applejack as they started to go to back to ponyville. " Well " Matt said, looking at the girls. " That was a weird fucking day, hopefully Tom never gets any syrup again. Or at least for a few weeks"....

Later that night.....

Applejack, Matt, Applebloom, and Big Mac heard a groan coming from the upstairs. After a few minutes they heard Tom walking down the steps, his feet dragging. " Christ, what happened?" They all grinned. " You had a lot of maple syrup, rode a manticore, attacked a fort full of teddy bears that you built, and thought that Applejack was a princess." Matt told him.

Tom looked them all over them shrugged, " Sounds perfectly reasonble, I've done worse." He looked over to Applejack and grinned. " Did you say naked Matt? So Green eyes, did you see anything you like? She grinned back at him. " Not really " Little fella" " Tom snorted and looked her over. " Then why are you blushing so hard sugarcube?" He said in his southern accent. Applejack wasn't blushing at the time but when he mentioned to she got as red as a tomato and turned around and bucked his in there she was hoping were his balls.

She succeeded. Tom fell over, groaning as he did it, happy that she really didn't give it to him. Everyone else laughed as Tom got up and picked up a surprised Aj and threw her out the window, throwing her sputtering into a haybail....

Ch.14 Confessions

Ch.14

It was just another day at Sweet Apple acres and Tom, Big mac, and Applejack did what they did everyday, buck apples. They were in the western part of the orchard and they were well out of ear shot of each other. Applejack was kicking like she always did, it was more of a reflex really. As she kicked she thought of the apple pie granny Smith was cooking for them. As she thought of the pie she kicked out wrong, one of her legs hitting the tree funny. She heard a crack and felt a sharp pain in her right backleg.

She howled in pain. Horsefeathers! The dang things probably broken! She thought as she layed down on to a tree. After the pain subsighted a little he got up shakly to her feet, she had a long, painful walk to the farm, about a mile. Before she took 2 steps she heard something walking toward her, it was Tom." Hey Green eyes, I got some wa-" He looked her over, concern written all over her face. " You messed up your leg, looks broken. Hold still, I'm taking you to the hospitial."

Before she could say anything he carefully lifted her on his back, being sure not move her leg. Without another word he went off to the direction of the hospitial.

" Let me down ya variment, I can walk!"

" Nope, your just hurt yourself more."

" I'am fine!"

" Shut up. Your going to the hospitial Green eyes."

Applejack sighed, frustrated. She knew he was right. They left the farm in total silence, moving toward ponyville. Tom was making good process and Aj was bored out of her mind. She had just stared at Tom's back for the hundredth time. He was drenched in sweat, carring her was clearly straining him. The strangest thing was that his sweat smelled faintly like apples. He even smells like a Apple. He's a variment, but he sure as hay is a hard worker, an as stubborn as me.Applejack thought, unthinkingly tightening her grip around Tom.

" Tom?"

" Yep?"

" why are ya so nice to everypony?" Tom laughed

" I'm not nice Green eyes."

" But ya are so nice ta the cutiemark crusaders."

" I'm corrputing the youth."

" Because of you we were able to expand the farm."

" I wanted to make sure that I would have a job for a long time."

" Yer helping me now."

" Brownie points from the boss."

" What about helping Rarity and Matt with their designs?"

" I got to make ponies look silly in cloths."

" Making Pinkie that cake for her birthday."

" I got to eat it too."

Despite herself, Applejack grinned. Moving herself comfortably in Tom's back, her head head on his shoulder.

" Buck ya Tom, yer a good pony."

" I'm not a pony."

Aj chuckled as they made it to the hopitial. Tom threatened to maim one of the doctors if Aj wasn't treated this second. As she was getting her case on Tom got into a fight with one of the nurses, getting stuck with that big needle that she always carried. After she was finished they left the hospitial, Tom grumbling about the nurses.She said that she was okay to walk now but Tom ignored her and put her right back on his back. The whole way she was concerned that her absence from the work would affect the farm.

" It's fine Green eyes, we can get Matt to get his fat ass up and help."

" But-"

" Shut up, the girls will help too, hell if all else fails then I'll spend all day picking apples. So just get ready to recover, your doing it for a few weeks."

When they got home Tom put her down on the couch and got the others to see her. They were all happy that she was okay and they even signed her cast. After dinner Tom had to help her shower, holding her cast in a bag and getting brenched in water. He later commented on how she, who like most ponies were naked the whole time, would get nervous in the shower.

After drying off she went to thank him but she couldn't find him anywhere in the house. She went to look outside, he usually slept outside instead of his own bed. She found him looking up at the sky, laying down on his favorite pillow. " Go lay back down Green eyes." Tom said, still looking up at the sky. She ignore him and layed down right next to him. " Why do ya sleep out here Tom?" She asked, he chuckled. " It's nice out here and Luna comes and demands that I scratch her ears. If I don't she might shout the farm down."

Applejack rolled her eyes. They both started at the sky for what seemed like hours.

" Tom?"

" Yep?"

" Matt told me about what happen ta ya parents, and I'm sorry. Do ya want ta talk about it?"

" ......Nope"

" Ya know my parents were killed by timberwolves right after Applebloom was born, Me and Mac, as young as we were, had ta go out everyday and buck our hearts out ta keep the farm." Applejack had tears in her eyes, Tom rolled over and looked over to her, his eyes filled with pity.

" I'm sorry Green eyes."

" Thank ya."

"......*sigh* My mom was killed by lightening, it happened right in front of me and my dad. I saw her eyes melt Green eyes, eyes just like mine. Thats why I hate my eyes, everytime I look at them I remember her with no eyes.... the smell of her roasted flesh." Aj gasped, her parents death was hard on her, she couldn't imagine how she would of felt if she would of seen it. Tom's voice sounded pained.

" My dad lost it, he drank himself to death not 2 years later. I had no other family so I was thrown in a orphanage. I had no one until i got Matt then you guys." he looked at her with tears in his eyes. She moved over to him and gave him a hug. they hugged for a long time, each remembering the pain of their losses.

" Alright thats enough self pity." Tom said, getting up and grabbing Aj." Come on it's time to get you to bed. He carried her to her bed. " Goodnight Tom" She said, giving him a peck on the cheek, Tom grinned." Watch it Applejack, I have work tomorrow, rutting you would make me lose sleep." As he left the room Aj realized something. " Tom" She called before he got to the door. " Yes?" " You called me Applejack, not Green eyes." Tom looked at her and snorted, shaking his head as he closed the door at a grinning Applejack......

Ch.15 Football in Equestria (part1)

Ch.15 Football in Equestria

It was another Sunday, and Tom and Matt were sitting at the kitchen table, both of them sad. They were sad because they were spending another week not being able to partake in their favorite Sunday past time, watching some good old American football.

" I wonder if the Steelers won the superbowl again." Tom said sighing. Matt looked up, frowning. " Those pussys lost to the Eagle's, they are winning the superbowl." They stared each other down, both of them loved their teams with a cult- like ferocity.

" * sigh* i miss football"

" Me too"

They both looked at each other, grins forming.

" Do you want to teach ponies how to play football?"

" Does the pope have a bitchen hat?" .....

The problem wasn't teaching ponies about football, they were all happy to learn it and they eventually had many ponies wanting to play, the problem was they had to fit football to work for ponies. Pegasus had to be the quaterbacks because they could use their wings to throw the ball. Unicorns couldn't play because their horns could impail another pony, but they were used as referee's , Twilight, Lyra heartstrings, and for some Trixe were happy to fill the roles. All of the ponies were given helmets and jerseys, which were designed by Rarity, and they were almost ready to play. the ball also had to be made smaller so it could fit in the ponies mouths also.

The ponies took sometime to get drilled in footballs rules and practices and they needed 2 able coaches, positions which Matt and Tom were happy to take. Word came to Canterlot that the humans were starting a new sport that no pony had ever heard of. Soon what was going to be a small game turned into a stadium filled with ponies rooting for their selected teams, Rarity making a killing selling jerseys.

After weeks of practice a date to start the game was made and both teams, The steel ponies and the flying eagles, eagerly awaited game day.....

Game day....

Tom and Matt walked in the middle of the field, each having a sweet mustache because every great football coach has a sweet mustache, they were also wearing their teams respective colors and wearing caps, Tom in black and gold and Matt in green. They shook hands, looking at the crowd of ponies and grinning. " This got out of hand." Matt said, smiling. Tom gave him a shit eating grin. " Looks like your right, hope your team eats shit by the way."

" Not with Thunderstrike as out QB, and Applejack ."

"Rainbow is going to make you eat shit and so is Derpy." Matt looked at his friend confused.

" Derpy Hooves?"

" Thats the one, best linebacker we have."

" You make any bets?"

" Is your mom hot?"

They both grinned at walked to their teams sides, pumping them up.

" ARE YOU READY STEEL PONIES?"

" YYYYYYYEEEEESSSSS!"

" I CAN'T HEAR YOU! "

" YYYYYEEEEESSSSS!"

" WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO TODAY?"

" WIN!"

" WHAT?"

" WIN!"

" ARE YOU READY TO BEAT THESE PUSSYS, EAGLES?"

" YA!"

" WHAT?"

" YA!"

" HOW BAD?"

" BAD!

After the pep talk the team captians went out to shake the other captians and they filpped the coin, Twilight was the ref. " You ponies play a good game, alright?" She said. The ponies shook their heads and looked at each other, grinning.

" Yer done taday Rainbow."

" Not before you AJ."

" Ready ta lose big bro?"

" Nope."

After the teasing the the Steel ponies won the coin toss. Both of the special teams lined up and Applejack kicked it, using her powerful back legs to send it hurling to the other side of the field. Carrot Top caught it, getting 30 yards before before she was taken down. Tom was at Trixe. " What the fuck ref? Didn't you see that facemask?"

" The great and powerful Trixie didn't see a facemask."

" Thats because the great and powerful Trixie's blind!"

The game continued, the Steel ponies getting another 40 yards before Applejack and her blitzing the line everytime put them 4th and 4." Time out!" Tom screamed. Twilight blew the whistle and the teams went to their respected side lines. Matt was happy with his team, giving each them words of incouragement. Tom wasn't so happy.

" What the fuck are you guys doing?! Big Mac, Hold the fucking line, your the biggest one out there! And somepony please get green eyes, she's beating our ass!" The kick off team tried to get on the field but Tom waved them off. " No I got a better idea, Dash....."

The 2 teams went back out, Aj clearly getting ready to blitz again, Grinning, Dash said. " Blue 42 blue 42 set, hit..." Applejack flew through the line, all of the Steel ponies grinning, none of them moving. The ref's threw their yellow flags. Applejack swore, knowing she got duped and giving the other team a first down. Matt was losing his shit and Tom was laughing his ass off.

" Give'em a hailmary Dash!" Tom told her, she grinned and shook her head, grinning.

The ponies on the steel ponies side all had beers in their hands, before the play started to move the front of their beers toward the field, showing the sticker. " Why and the hay are you guys doing that?" A stallion asked his buddies. " Putting the sticker out sends out positive force that makes the ball spin perfectly." Another stallion added in. " It's like magic, except its not." The stallion rolled his eyes but turned his sticker like everypony else. His disbelief was thrown out of the window when Rainbow Dash made a 50 yard throw to Carrot Top to get the touchdown.....

When the ponies defense got on the line Tom stopped Derpy, " Remember Derpy, they all hate muffins, blitz everytime." Her eyes got red with rage, she walked to the line growling. No matter what Matts team did they could not stop the force that was Derpy. Almost every play she reduced Thunderstrike into a shrivling mess. Her and Tom's impressive defense smashed the Eagles the whole first half, making the score at half time 35 to 7, Steel ponies......

Ch 16 Football in Equestria ( part2)

Ch.16

Matt looked at his team, all of their heads bowed in defeat, they thought that they already lost. Picking up a table and throwning it, Matt looked at all of the players. " Come on everypony! We can't let them win! We can still win!" The ponies looked at him, Thunder said, " How Matt? We can't stop Derpy and Dash!" Matt took a step toward them, almost growling. " We can to it" He said " Because I personaly want to see the look on Tom's face when we beat the shit outta his team. Don't you?"

The ponies looked at each other,their spirits soaring, " Come on ya'll. We can do this!" Applejack said, getting a cheer out of the team. they all ran out of the locker room, fueled by a new desire...

To shut get Tom to the fuck up.

The Eagles had the ball first, Tom smiling. His smile was gone though, when their line smashed through his, even stopping his feared Derpy in her tracks.

" Ref! Hey Heartstrings! Didn't ya see they were holding?" Lyra looked at him, looking pissed. She walked over to him and yelled, " Shut the buck up Tom! One more thing like that and I'll red card ya!" Tom frowned and wiggled his fingers at her, making her look at his hands lustly.

The rest of the game was epic, it would even of been better if this writer wasn't too lazy to write about it in detail. But let it be said that the eagles came back, the ponies barely able to hold them off. Tom was losing his mind, the score was 42- 43 them but the eagles had the ball and there was only 3 seconds left. " Pinkie! get over here!" Pinkie appeared out of nowhere, wearing the teams colors. He grabbed her and brought her to his eye level. " Pinkie" He said " Make sure Green eyes doesn't make that field goal!"

Pinie shook her head and saluted, " Okie dokie!" Applejack was setting up the ball to kick, grinning. This games in the bag She thought when she saw Pinkie with glasses with eyeballs shooting out of them. When Applejack was about to kick Pinkie put her forehoofs to her ears and stuck her tounge out, throwing Applejack off. The football was on the air with no indication on weather it was going to go through the field goal of not.

Time slowed of the 2 coaches, both praying to the respective god of football, who thought it was a good day for the underdogs to win. The ball just went in the goal, hitting the field goal. The eagles side cheered, losing their minds. The ponies groaned and Tom threw his plays on the ground, stomping on them and swearing....

2 hours later....

Matt and Tom were sitting in the benches, Matt smiling and Tom groaning, " How much money did you lose?" Matt asked his friend. Tom shook his head. " None, I lost the bet with granny Smith" Matt raised an eyebrow. " What was the bet?" Tom flinched, " Nothing..." They both looked up to the sounds of wings beating. It was the princesses, both of them wearing jerseys, Celestia wearing a eagles and Luna wearing a ponies.

Tom grinned, " Sunshine, DARKNESS!" Luna grinned, hoofbumping him, Celestia giggled. " Thats princess to you Tom."

" I'm not calling you princess!"

" You are a citizen of Equestria."

" Your the one that made me one ,you tratior. At least darkness has taste, the steel ponies may of lost but we'll still get all of the mares."

" Speaking of mares.... you lost the bet to granny Smith right?" Tom flinched.

" .....Ya."

Matt looked at them. " With was the bet? Tell me Tom!"

" You see......"

Nighttime at ponyville.......

" So you have to run naked through ponyville?" Matt asked his friend as he disrobed, getting whistles from the mares in the huge groups of ponies that had came out to watch. Tom gave them all the finger as granny Smith walked over to him, grinning. " Ya ready young feller?"

" Yes ma'am."

" Hold up everypony!" Applejack yelled, pushing through the crowd with 20 mares, she was grinning too, Tom cupped his privates with his hands. " What do you want green eyes?" She grinned up at him. " These here mares are all in heat" Tom's eyes got wide in fear, making Aj laugh. " Ya got a 3 second head start."

" Wait just a-"

" 123 GO!"

The mares rushed Tom, who grapped Aj's hat and covered his privates with it, running away from the sex crazed mares and a very angry Applejack. Best day ever Matt thought as Tom disappeared in the distance, naked as the day the day he was born, dead white with fear......

Ch. 17 Getting kidnapped

Ch. 17

It was the end of another work day at sweet Apple acres and Applejack and Tom were walking back to the house.

" I'm telling you green eyes, instead of apples you need to use corn instead! We could make some good old fashion moonshine!"

" Not a huck of corn is coming near this farm, ya hea-"

she was cut short, someone had thrown a rope around her neck, choaking her. Tom reacted quickly,pulling out his knife and cutting the rope. He then grabbed a gasping Applejack and threw her into a tree, she hit her head on a branch, knocking her out.

Tom spun around, looking for the offenders, all he got was ropes thrown around him, knocking him to the ground. Tom growled and looked up. There were a bunch of huge dogs that were standing over him, grinning evily. Diamond dogs Tom thought as the dogs looked around. " Where did that pony go?" One of them asked. The biggest one shrugged, wielding a club. " No matter, we take ape to pack leader, he work in mines. " When they got close to him Tom growled, " I bite" He said as the big dog raised the club over its head and brought it down, knocking Tom the fuck out.....

3 Hours later......

Applejack woke up, groaning, falling out of the tree. " What happened, there was a rope and that var- TOM!" She looked around, panicked. She saw that his knife was laying on the ground....

Tom woke up, having a splitting head ache and his legs chained to the floor. Fucking diamond dogs He thought as he rubbed his head, looking around. There were 3 diamond dogs guarding him, in fact they were the ones that knocked him out. They were cooking something over the fire.... it was." Is that..... a deer?" the dogs looked over to him, noticing that they were awake. They grinned at him.

" You want some?" they asked, expecting him to get sick, but Tom was drooling. " YES PLEASE!" he shouted. Tom hadn't had meat for months and it was hard of a person who usually ate meat everyday. " You eat meat? " One of the dogs asked confused, Tom shook his head happily. " Yep but I haven't meaten it for sooooo long."

" Why no eat pony."

" The meats to chewy for my taste."

The dogs looked at him nodding, understanding. They threw him a huge cut of the meat and Tom eat it happily, almost crying. " So" Tom said as he was eating " what are you going to do with me?" " You going to mine for gems." One of the dogs said.

" What are you going to do with them."

" Keep of course!"

" Do you do anything with them?"

" We keep and stare at them, they pretty."

" ...... So you don't eat them or sell them or anything?"

" No"

" Why, you'd make a lot of money off them, you probably could bulid houses and stuff, and you know.. not live in a cave."

The dogs looked at each other, enlightened. Why had no diamond dog ever thought of that! One of the dogs looked at his fellows and said, " Me go get pack leader.".......

Applejack was losing her mind with worry, running the other girls and Matt, who was carrying the machete that Tom had given him. She couldn't get it out of her head that something bad had happened to him. Was he hurt, were the diamond dogs hurting him? They were going fer me and that variment threw me in that tree!She thought, white from panick. the girls were not helping things.

" Twilight, what are these dogs going to Tom?" Matt asked as they ran to the diamond dogs lair. " I don't know Matt. They could be doing anything from forcing him to work in the mine to eating him." She said. Applejack almost fainted, but she kept running." Ya, they could be torturing him right now!" Rainbow put in. Applejack ran faster, hoping that nothing bad was happening to him.....

No NO! Tom thought as the diamond dog looked evily down him. " You lose!" The pack leader said as he moved the checker pieces around the board, taking all of Tom's pieces... again. " Damn! You dogs know how to play! Best 12 outta 15?" The pack leader grinned. " You alright Tom. You get our diamonds to work for us!" Tom grinned, " It's all right! Hey you guys are going to let me out now right?" The packleader nodded happily. " As soon as you lose next game of checkers!"....

The girls and Matt got to the entrance of the diamond dog lair, it being guarded by 2 dogs holding spears. " Alright everypony, let need a plan to g-" Applejack rushed the guards, her fear giving her a huge amount of speed and strength. She bucked both of the dogs hard, sending them flying into trees, knocking them both out. " Come on Twi! get that tracker spell working!" She yelled at her friend. As they rushed through the caverns Applejack thought Don't worry big fella, we're coming to get you!

5 minutes later.....

" Where almost there girls!" twilight said, Matt getting the machete out and the other girls getting ready for a big fight, none of them knowing what had become of their friend.....

They came into a huge cave to Tom..... playing checkers with one of the diamond dogs, laughing with a group of them like they were all old friends. At first Applejack as relieved that he was okay... then she got madder than she had ever gotten in her life. All of that worrying and he was perfectly fine! He was even playing checkers! " TOM YA VARIMENT!" she yelled, her vision turning red. Tom and the diamond dogs looked at her.

Tom and the dogs flinched, you could almost see the anger coming off her. Eyes blazing she slowly and angerly walked toward him as the dogs charged. Her rage had given her the strength of 2 big Mac's so everytime they got close they were bucked all the way to the other side of the cavern. " AS WORRIED AS I WAS ABOUT YA, HOW I THOUGHT YA WAS HURT, NOT KNOWING WHAT HAPPENED TA YA WHEN YA SAVED ME FROM THESE VARIMENTS AND YER PLAYING CHECKERS?! WHY DA YA HAVE TA ALWAYS SAVE OTHER PONIES HUH?....."

Tom looked at her in fear, trying to rip the chains off his legs, they wouldn't budge." Now Green eyes-" " MY NAMES APPLEJACK NOT GREEN EYES YA VARIMENT!" she bellowed, getting closer to him. Tom moved as far back as his chains would allow and looked at the others pleadenly. They all looked scared and shocked. Tom almost saw his life flash before his eyes. I can't die before Matt! He thought as Applejack, by Tom's point of view, towered over him, her eyes blazing.

" My. names. Applejack, say it!" Tom flinched. " A-Applejack. " he shummered as she got closer to his face. She's going to fucking kill me! Tom closed his eyes and awaited his fate....

Matt looked in Applejack in terror, woundering why she was so pissed off. She's going to kick the shit out of him! He was really concerned as she got closer to him, Tom closing his eyes, almost shaking in fear. She did what none of then expected... she grabbed him by the shoulders and kissed him, hard.

Tom's eyes flew open, scared and confused, the girls gasped but Matt grinned. that a girl He thought as they kept kissing. when she broke it off Tom looked at the group and said, " askjfbakbfw?" Applejack smiled and patted him on the head, kicking his leg braces off him. " Come on big fella, you and me got some taking to do!" He nodded dumbly at her, getting up and following her. As he walked by the confused girls and out of the cave Matt fell to the ground, laughing.....

Later that day......

That was a very interesting day, getting kidnapped by some chill dogs and getting a marefriend. I hope that gr- I mean Applejack didn't hurt them too much after they got home Applejack confessed her feelings, feelings that Tom had no idea she had, he always thought that she hated them, Tom realized he liked her too. The whole conversation the girls were awwwwing and Matt was looking fucking smug. Applebloom was over Rarity's for the weekend, grinny Smith was with some cousins for some reason, and Big Mac was up with Rainbow for the weekend, leaving Tom, Aj, and Matt alone at the house.

Getting out of the shower and putting cloths on, Tom jumped on the bed, happy that this long day was almost over.... As he closed his eyes he heard someone opening his door. " Yes?" He asked, eyes still closed. No answer.... Getting up Tom saw that it was Applejack. " Yes Apple-" was all he got out as she jumped him, knocking him onto the bed. " Get off them cloths Tom" She said hungerly " Ya got work ta do!" For the first time all day Tom smiled. " Yes ma'am!"

5 minutes later......

" Applejack....."

" Ya?"

" Do you have to wear you hat while we're....."

"..... Yep."

Matt looked up at the celling wide awake. Tom and Applejack had been going at it for hours and he had the misfortune of being in the next room over them. Applejack moaned again, the wall shaking. Finally he had enough, " SHUT THE FUCK UP!" he shouted. The next room was quiet. Tom called from the next room, " Het Matt, go take a walk, I'm almost finished here." Matt got up groaning as the wall shaking continued......

Ch.18 A good day

Ch.18

Tom was feeling pretty good about his life. he had a good job, he lived in a good house, and he had a marefriend. The said marefriend was also a tiger under the sheets....

Hehe....

The only thing that threw the monkeywrench in the perfect machine that was his life was the said marefriend, Applejack. She was worried about what her family would think about her dating a other dimensional being. tom had no idea why she had these worrys though, Big Mac was one of his best friends, he wouldn't care less. Applebloom considered him a brother and granny Smith loved him. He tried to explian this to her but she still had it in her mind that they would hate her for it.

That really didn't stop her from giving Tom a very tiring weekend while that were gone...

Hehe...

Not that he was complaining, even though Matt had stayed over Twilights house the whole weekend because of the noise. Applejack has to be in heat, if she's not then she'll break Charles when she is... Tom thought as he carried Applejack on his back from town. Pinkie demanded that when she found out that they were together that they have a dating party and they were coming back from that. Matt was about 50 feet behind them, talking to Twilight about something. Tom shook his head both of them are too damn chicken to say anything.... He thought as he sung a song that his special somepony liked.

"You are my sunshine

My only sunshine

You make me happy

When skys are grey

You'll never know dear

How much I love you

Please don't take my sunshine away!"

Applejack giggled and kissed him on the cheek.

" Ya brown noser"

" You love it Green eyes." She tightened her grip on him and rested her head on his shoulder, happy.

" Yep."

" Hey Applejack."

"Ya Tom?"

" Does Twi like Matt?"

Applejack almost let go of him in shock.

" well ya see um..."

Tom grinned, her being the element of honesty she was a awful liar.

" I'll take that as a yes. Good, matt needs a special somepony too." Applejack sighed.

" They wouldn't say anything ta each other though." Tom grinned.

" Leave that to me green eyes....."

It was midday when they got to the farm and they could see that Applebloom and her friends were playing around the farm. she saw them and ran toward them smiling. when she saw that Applejack was on Tom's back she looked confused for a few moments but her smile got almost impossibly bigger. " Tom's my sister's special somepony!" She screamed, jumping around them. The other crusaders smiled and hopped around the 2 to, almost killing Tom with with the cuiteness levels.

They hopped around them they whole way to the farm, where they were greeted by granny Smith. Applebloom ran over to her and yelled, " granny! Tom's Applejack's special somepony!" Aj gulped and got Tom to let her down, granny looking them up and down. after she did that she smiled. " Good for ya'll! Applejack needed a good stallion in her life anyway, but it was always I'am to busy granny or I'ah haven't found the apple of my eye! Ya see....."

As granny smith rambled on Applejack breathed a sigh of relief. There's one, now it's its Mac's turn.... she thought as she led Tom away from a rambling granny and the dancing cuitemark crusaders to the barn to see big Mac...

They found him fixing up a cart in the barn, Applejack gulped, Tom grinned. Walking towards her brother, Applejack said," Um big Mac, stop that fer a secong an come here." Big Mac raised an eyebrow but complied anyway, putting his hammer down and walking toward them, silent.

He looked at both of them both and smiled. " So ya finally asked him Applejack?" Tom grinned and Aj sputtered. " How did ya know?" She asked, he winked and looked at Tom.

" Ya didn't know Tom."

" Nope."

" Didn't have an inkling?"

" Not a one."

Applejack cleared her throat, still surprised that Mac had expected this to happen. " So yer okay with this then?"

" Eeyup."

Applejack smiled and Tom laughed, " That good big Mac" Tom said, " because your sisters been having her way with me this whole weekend!" Applejack turned red and Tom and big Mac laughed, all three of them walking to the farm to get dinner...

After dinner Tom, Matt, and Mac sat at the table, enjoying cups of coffee. Matt looked at his friend. Time for some important questions.....

Looking at Mac, who grinned, Matt asked Tom...

" Tom"

" ya?"

" You have a good weekend?" Tom smiled, drinking his coffee.

" eeyup"

" So...... how many times did you knock her apples down?" Tom snorted at his friends shitty imagery but still smiled, looking proud.

" twice?"

" Nope"

" 5 times?"

" Nope."

" more than 10?"

Toim griined with Matt and Mac. All three of them getting up from the table, exchangeing high 5's. When Matt left Tom grabbed big Mac and took him out side." Mac " he said. " There's a big fall dance coming next week right?" Mac looked at his friend and nodded. " eeyup."

" Good, now I'm going to tell you about operation get Matt laid. you need to keep it quiet and help me out with a few things.".....

Later that night.....

Tom layed in his bed, happy with the days events. Applejack got the okay from her family, Tom didn't have to do any work that day, and operation get Matt laid was a go. I'm going to have to do a lot of stuff tomorrow to set it all up. hopefully they need a singer for the dance... And I need to rope Twilight into asking him to go, Matt would never ask, not even threatened with torture.... then there's so many factors that it makes my head spin... This is great! I should get relationships together more often!

As Tom mused he heard his door open and sure enough it was Applejack. Tom smiled as she hopped up in the bed and got under the covers. " Have trouble sleeping green eyes? We do have work tomorrow and there's other ponies here and your a screamer." She lightly punched him in the shoulder and snuggled up next to him. " Shut up ya variment, and no more sleeping outside, yer warm an this house's cold." Tom grinned, playing with her mane. " So I'm a glorified heater to you huh?" She giggled and kissed him. " Yep!"

" Applejack?"

" Ya Tom?"

" Were you in heat this weekend?"

" No why?"

"...... Christ preserve me."

" What?"

" Nothing......"

Ch 19 Operation get Matt laid ( part 1)

Ch 19.

After work Tom was a man on a misson. It was monday and the dance was this weekend and he had a shit load to do before then. First things first, getting the mayor to let him sing at the dance....

No fucking problem.....

Going to town hall and sitting down waiting to talk to her, Tom went through all of the ways that this could go down. She could say no, she could tell me to fuck off, or she could refuse and I would have to bang her brains out to get her to say yes...HeheTom thought as he read that weeks Canterlot weekly, supposeably Celesita was caught in a orgy with all of the nobles, which didn't surprise Tom in the slightest. You could only write truth in newspapers right?

" Tom, mayor mare is ready to see you now." A aid told him. Getting up and making himself presentable, Tom walked into the room of one of the most powerful ponies in ponyville, mayor mare.... Which wasn't very impressive because he scratched the pony that raised the moon every night behind the ears.

" Afternoon mayor!" Tom told her. She looked a mess, her mane was disleveled and she looked like she hadn't gotten any sleep for the last few days. " Are you okay?" She looked up at him, her eyes wild. "Okay? Okay, I'm fine! I don't have to supervise the most important dance if the year or anything!" She laughed hysterically. " And it isn't going horribly! I couldn't even find somepony to sing for us!" Tom grinned. " I'll do it mayor, for free too!" Mayor mare looked at Tom like he had just gotten her what she wanted for christmas.

Tackling him in a crushing hug, she said, "O thank you thank you thank you Tom!" Tom wheesed. " Can't...... breath!" she let him go, looking bashful. " Don't get me wrong mayor, but i have a special somepony." She laughed, patting him on the shoulder. " She should be glad to have you! Now just tell me what you need!" After tom told her all that he needed, he left the town hall and went to get two suites comissioned at Rarity's, He wanted him and Matt to look good for the dance, you can't get ladies looking like a slob.

He made sure he went when Matt was leaving, operation get Matt laid would be ruined if he knew about it." I'm terribly sorry but we're cl- O hello Tom, what brings you here at this hour?" Rarity said. Tom grinned, sighing dramaticly." O woe is me miss Rarity! I'm singing at the dance this weekend and I need 2 suites for Matt and I! Who has the skill to make 2 masterful suites by that time?" Tom could of just told her the truth, but she couldn't keep a secert to save her life.

She gasped just as dramatically. " O I see your problem! Don't worry dear I will personally complete both of them. I wouldn't tell Matt, you know how he is, he'll try to help me... Now begone! I have masterpieces to craft!" Using her magic to throw him outside she grabbed what she needed to make 2 human sized suites.

Tom got up and dusted himself off, grinning. That was a major problem solved, now there was another one, getting Twilight to ask Matt to go.... Tom looked up in the air, both of the princesses flying down toward him. Tom grinned as they both landed right in front of him. " Ladies. Darkness, you getting tired of not getting scratched behind the ears?" Luna almost looked offended and Celestia laughed and raised a eyebrow.

" Tom, Twilight wrote to me that you got kidnapped by diamond dogs a few days ago and you were rescued." Tom laughed.

" They were great guys and really good at checkers. I helped them out a little, have you got there letter yet."

"Yes and the designers of Canterlot couldn't be happier. They don't have to search for gems anymore, all they have to do is order it from the dogs, I hear that they are getting swarmed with bits."

" good!"

" O and Twilight told me something else."

" Ya?"

" She said something about you and Applejack had become... close."

" You missed your chance Sunshine, I'm now off the market!"

They all laughed and the princesses turned to leave, Celestia sighing. " Now only if my faithful student could find somepony." She looked at him grinning. Tom grinned back, she knew what he was planning! Fuck magic! " I'm sure she'll find somepony soon, maybe very soon. Now be off! you have a country to run!" The princesses laughed and flew off, leaving Tom to complete the most important part of his mission.

It was about 2 hours before dinner time when Tom knocked on Twilight's door. " O hello Tom, whats up man?" Spike asked, opening the door. " Hey Spike, is Twilight home? If she is grab that chess set she has and bring it in the living room." Spike raised an eyebrow at the strange request but nodded. Twilight was in the livingroom reading a book, big surprise...

" O hello Tom, what brings you to my home?" Twilight asked as Tom sat down on a chair next to her. " Twilight, do you want to see some human magic?" Her eyes got big. " I thought human's couldn't do magic!"

" We can do a little... Hey how about a little bet, you beat me at a game of chess and I'll show you some and tell you how it works, I win you do something for me, within reason of course." Twilight smiled, she had never lost at chess.

" Your on!"

" PInkie promise?"

" As long as you do it too." They both did a pinkie promise and Spike brought the chess board out with the pieces. Tom grinned. " Alright lets start." He said as he moved one of the pieces across the board......

30 minutes later....

" Checkmate"

Twilight looked at the board shocked, Tom had beaten her fairly easily. " H-how?" Tom laughed. " I'm a grandmaster, one of the like 5 in our world. Why did you think you were unbeatable?"

" ...... Yes, wait, you lost to those dogs at checkers!"

" Checkers is different from chess silly filly, O and you were doing okay until the 5th move then you got sloppy.... Now what you have to ask Matt to the dance this weekend."

Twilight got beet red and she sputtered, " w-what, I'm not going-" Pinkie popped out of a vase and looked at her crossly. Tom smiled. " Thats reasonable, right Pinkie?" " Yep" She said, daring her friend to break her promise. Twilight sighed, defeated. " Fine." Pinkie and Tom cheered, running out of the tree house.

After dinner.....

Tom layed down on his bed, happy that the plan was almost complete, all he had to do was deal with Matt. Mac had finished everything that he had to do so the plan was coming together great. Tom's door opened and Applejack trotted to his bed and jumped on the bed. Tom almost shuddered, Applejack was sex starved and she was filling herself on him. She had grabbed his ass 3 times during the work day and raped him in the barn! Tom was honestly scared when estrus came in a few weeks, but he would deal with it, him being a good boyfriend and all.

Applejack nuzzled his neck and Tom smiled.

" nice to see you too green eyes."

" Have a nice day ya variment?"

" It was a busy day."

" Ya still got work ta do...."

" * sigh* as long as you bite down on the pillow again, no need for Applebloo-" His door opened again, to Tom's relief to was Applebloom, she had had another nightmare. " Tom can I sleep with you an applejack tanight?" she asked, Tom grinned, beckoning her to the other side of him. Applejack lightly nuzzled his neck. " I'll get ya tamorrow Tom." She whispered as Applebloom curled up next to him, Tom shuddering........

Ch.20 Operation get Matt laid ( part 2)

Ch.20

Matt nervously waited in the apples livingroom, waiting for Twilight to come and pick him up. After she asked him to the dance he had almost panicked and said no, but Tom said that he'd br happy to do it, He even had 2 suits for the both of them. Calm down, its just a dance! She probably didn't have anyone to ask... Matt reasoned as Tom, Applejack, and the cuitemark crusaders were getting ready for the dance.

All of them were dressed up for the event, Applehack wearing a great looking dress and had her done up, Tom was wearing his suite and had his hair was combed and his bread was trimmed, and the crusaders each had simple dresses on. Matt whistled at Applejack. " Looking good Applejack!" She blushed and Tom grinned, " Your lucky I have to conserve my energy for singing or I'd beat your ass. Ready for tonight Sweete Belle?" Sweete looked nervous but nodded anyway, Tom had gotten her to help him sing at the dance tonight.

The door opened and walking through the door was Twilight. Everyone gasped, she looked great, she had a dress that matched her color perfectly and she had her hair all fixed up. Tom whistled, " Damn, good for you Matt." Twilight and Matt blushed and looked around, not at each other. Tom and Applejack grinned. " Alright everypony, its time to go, Ladies first."

At the dance a hour later.....

" So how is that multi-spell going Twilight?" Matt asked her as they sat at one of the tables. they couldn't ask any personal questions, for some reason when one of them would start turning beet red and then awkward silence would follow. " Twilights eyes sparkled with pride. " I'm almost finished wit-" They both heard the speakers turn on with a loud sharp noise, Tom and the crusaders were standing on the stage with some ponies with instraments. " Even everypony, I finished by food and the girls wouldn't stop harrazing me." The whole crowd laughed." So get on the dance floor everypony!"

A mass of ponies walked on the dance floor, Matt and Twilight stated in their seats. Tom looked over to them and looked to Mac, who was working the lighting, he nodded and a light was cast on the 2 of them. " Matt, Twilight, get your asses on the dance floor or the light stays on you all night!" Tom called to them. They both blushed and all of the ponies laughed at them as they walked to the dance floor.

The music players started was the cutiemark crusaders each grabbed a mike. They all sang together.

Oh We're Not Gonna Take It

no, We Ain't Gonna Take It

oh We're Not Gonna Take It Anymore

All of the ponies were bobblin their heads and jumping up and down, Rainbow flying above them all. Tom cut in, grinning. Rainbow flew over and started singing with him.

we've Got The Right To Choose And

there Ain't No Way We'll Lose It

this Is Our Life, This Is Our Song

we'll Fight The Powers That Be Just

don't Pick Our Destiny 'cause

you Don't Know Us, You Don't Belong!

The night went off perfectly, Tom and the crusaders singing everything from rock to pop to country. Matt was having a great time, dancing with Twilight and the other girls. The best part of the night was when Tom sang red solo cup and everyone on stage had had red plastic cups.

Tom was covered in sweat and grinning. Taking off his coat and drinking some water he jumped down from the stage and motioned to the players. " Alright everypony, get a partner! Time for some love songs, get your big ass over here green eyes, you got some dancing to do!" All of the ponies laughed and got in pairs. Twilight looked at Matt. " So... do you want to dance?" Matt nodded and she stood on her back legs and got close to him.

Tom coughed loudly and the lights turned down and the music started.

Shawty badder than a three year old

Keep playin' and I'ma eat her like a pita roll

I'm just sayin' with my love I could feed her soul

Two day getaway and we don't need our clothes

Twilight had her head on Matt's shoulder, smiling with her eyes closed, standing on 2 hooves made her as tall as he was. Matt resisted the massive urge to kiss her, not knowing if she felt the same way.

God damn, you the shit

And I'll rip my heart out and hand you the shit

And I don't really know how to handle this shit

But tonight it's moonlight and candles and shit

Tom spun around them with Applejack whispering in Matts ear, " Kiss her you pussy." Matt blushed and leaned toward Twilight and kissed her softly on the lips. Her eyes flew open, Matt stopped Fuck! did I mess this up? she got the biggest smile that Matt had ever seen. She wrapped her forehooves around his neck and kissed him back. They both heard whistles, stopping they looked around, everyone was looking at them.

" Get it Matt!" Rainbow yelled, whistling. Matt and Twilight, beet red, looked at each other. Matt picked her up and ran as fast as his legs could carry them, trying to get away from the embarrassment....

A quick trip to Twilights later....

Tom, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie, Dash and Fluttershy hid behind a bush close to Twilights house. Come on Matt, go all the way man!Tom thought as he and the other girls watched them. They were talking to each other, both of them blushing. Twilight then hopped up and kissed him on the cheeck and zipped back into her house. Everyone hiding in the bush groaned. " Matt, your fucking gay!" But Matt was already gone, whistling a happy tune.

All of the girls left grumbling except Applejack who walked up to Tom and grinned. " Ya lost the bet Tom, ya know what that means!" Tom groaned, it was going to be a long night.....

a few hours later.....

Matt walked up the stairs in the farm, getting ready for bed. It was the perfect night for him, he had gotten a kiss from the mare of his dreams! He looked at Toms door You know, I should thank Tom for all he did he thought as he opened Toms door... Finding Tom tied up to his bed naked, Applejack standing hungerly over. Tom saw Matt and mouthed help me. Matt slowly closed the door so Applejack wouldn't hear and walked to his room, shaking his head. " It's gonna take a while to get that out of my head." He muttered as he layed down to sleep.....

Ch.21 Fuck Estrus.....

Ch.21

Matt and Tom sat in the kitchen enjoying the most important meal of the day. It was a very special week, estrus was coming....

All of the male stallions had left or hid expect Matt and Tom, Tom because he was going to be with Applejack and Matt because he didn't think it would be that bad. " You should of went with the rest of the apple family, big Mac said that estrus is no joke." Matt shrugged," He's overreacting."

" With every other stallion in ponyville?"

" .....Ya"

" Don't say I didn't warn you, I'm safe, Applejack will scare off all of the mares, is Twilight going to do the same for you?"

Matt got real red, they had been getting closer and closer everyday but they hadn't done the deed yet... much to Tom's amusement.

" She said that I should stay away from her until this is all over."

" *sigh* just bang her already!"

" Some ponies like to wait!"

" Chicken.... its easy to see that she is ready, you give her half the chance and she'll rip you cloths off."

" fuck you!"

" Virgin"

Matt sputtered, only Tom knew that he had never done the deed. He was about to remark with they both heard a call. " TOM! get in here! It's started!" Tom sighed, getting up and taking his shirt off. " You better get out of here Matt, its about to get messy."

Matt took his advise and took a walk around ponyville, which was dead empty. Looks like the mares have good control of themeslves! Mac said that they would be running around trying to- Matt stopped, Pinkie was standing in front of him, grinning. " whatcha doing Matty?" She asked. Matt smiled, estrus was a big joke. " nothing Pinkie, just walkin- " Matt looked around, he was surrounded by mares.

" Nothing Matty ?.... Hehe.... would you mind helping me with something?"

" And me!"

" And Me!"

Matt looked around, very nervous. " Um.... what do you need ladies?" The circle started to get smaller. " So see Matty" Pinkie said, getting closer " Since you the only stallion in town..... O buck it RUT ME!" Matt dodged a flying Pinkie and jumped over the mares, running toward Sweet Apple acres. Tom will know what to do! He thought, running away from about a 100 sex crazed mares.

It took about a hour to lose them but when he did he ran to the apples house. " Tom, Tom!" Matt screamed, nocking on the door. Tom opened the door, looking drained. He was brenched in sweat and was in his underwear. He looked dead tired and was walking funny. " Matt" he said calmly." Tom " Matt said, panicking " I'm being chased by a mob of mares! Fucking help me!" Tom looked like he was about to answer when a laso was thrown around him.

Tom grabbed the base of the door, looking despertly at Matt. " Fly you fool." he said before he flew back into the house, closing the door. Bespite everything Matt chuckled, Tom would use lord of the rings in anything. He turned around to see the mob of mares standing a few feet away from him." there you are Matty! First one that gets him gets first rut!"

The mares gave a battle cry and charged him, Matt turned around and noped the fuck out of there and ran back into ponyville, hoping to find somewhere to hide for a few days.....

An hour later.....

Matt was running out of places to hide, Pinkie was very good at hide and seek. " Are you here Matty?" She said, looking in the barrel next to him. Matt cursed to himself, then he saw his salvation, Twilights balcony door was unlocked! Grabbing a rotten apple from the barrel he was in, Matt threw it down the street. Pinkie grinned, "There you are!" Matt heard her running down the alley. Making sure that the coast was clear, he hopped out of the barrel and scrambled up to her balcony, hoping that Twilight was in more control of herself.....

Back at the farm.....

Tom was holding a sleeping Applejack in his arms, happy that the onslot was over for now. He didn't know if he could take 6 more days of this but he'd try. At least I got her to take off that hat... Tom thought as he slipped away from Applejack and going to the shower to clean himself up. As he rinsed himself off he thought how his friend was doing. Knowing his fat ass he's either getting rapped to death or hid in Twilights house He grinned at the thought, hoping that his friend would get laid today.

Tom felt somepony wrap herself around his back. " I'ah never did it in the shower, Tom ya dog!" Tom flinched, Applejack was awake and ready for round... whatever it was. Tom, even though he was exhasted he smiled and grabbed the shampoo." Alright green eyes, but lets get you cleaned off....." And hopefully we can cuddle for a few hours, come on Charles you can do it!

Back at the tree house......

Matt heard heavy breathing coming from the bed, it was Twilight. " Twilight?" Matt said, concerned for her. She shot from bed, looking at him wild. " Matt" she said seductivly, moving toward him as he moved back until his back as at a wall. " Its so good to...Hehe.... see you." Matt tried to jump out the window but she caught him with her magic. " Now now, you have to do something for me... now get those cloths off!" Matt gulped, he didn't want his first time to be like his.

" Twilight you don't want to do this!"

" O yes I do!"

" Its the estrus talking!"

" No it is not. I've been waiting for days for you to try anything with me... and now your doing it!"

" Twilight, If you love me you'll let me down!" She looked at him, confused and slightly hurt.

" W-what?"

" Let me decide when I want to do it Twilight. Come on, your better than this!"

Twilight had a inner war with herself, between her lust and what she knew was right. Screaming in frustration her horn glowed. Matt was hit by a blinding light and he was in a cave with a very confused looking Spike. " Matt what are you doing here, Twi sends me here to get away from estrus." Spike told him, Matt smiled. " O just finding out that somepony loves me very much... hey do you have enough food for the both of us for the week ?"......

Ch.22 Aftermath

Ch.22

The week was over and Matt was carryiing Spike on his back to ponyville. Spending the week with Spike was actually fun, the cave was very furnished with food and games. During the week he explained what was happening between him and Twilight. A first he was concerned that Spike would not like it at all, but the little guy was totally fine with it. He was even happy that Twilight had found someone , even if that someone was a alien.

" So Spike, is the library going to be okay? "

" *sigh* its probably going to be a mess, every year we usually spend about a week fixing everything up."

" That sucks little man, do you need help with any help?"

" Naw, she wouldn't want ya to see it.... Look we're back!"

As they eached the peak of the hill they saw ponyville. Matt increased his pace and they arrived in ponyville an hour later. The town was just the same as when he left, there was just a little damage and the smell of estrus was still in the air. " Are you sure you don't need any help Spike?" He said as he walked him to the library. They both went inside and saw Twilight sleeping on the couch, quietly snoring. Matt smiled and put Spike down, looking around the room. It looked like a hurricane had passed through it, books laying all over the floor.

As Spike started to clean up Matt moved around the couch and looked down at Twilight. Smiling he started to tickle her hooves. She started to twitch and try to move away from the tickling onslought, but Matt was persistant. He started to get at her belly and she was really squrming, muttering in her sleep. Finally she groaned and Matt was lifted into the air with magic and thrown against the wall.

" Fuck me!" Matt moaned as he rolled around on the ground. Twilights eyes shot open and she was standing over him, worried. " Omygosh are you okay Matt I'm so sorry I-" Matt got up and grabbed her and gave her a nice long kis, Spike gagging in the background . " I'm fine Twi, thanks for controling yourself for me." She blushed and giggled at him. " I would be a bad special somepony if I couldn't control myself." They both smiled and leaned in for another for another kiss when Spike coughed.

" Um Matt, don't you need to go to the farm?" Matt facepalmed. " O I forgot! See you Twi!"

" Spike you go with him while I clean this mess up." Spike grinned, happy that he wouldn't have to work.

Giving Twilight a kiss goodbye they left to library and took the long way to Sweet Apple acres. They went to check up on some of the girls to see if they were okay. Pinkie was really sorry that she tried to rape him, Rarity and Fluttershy spent the week together, which Matt thought was great, everypony needs someone to love. They couldn't find Rainbow but they weren't worried about her.

Walking into the apples kitchen they saw a very beat up Tom and Big Mac. They were drinking beers and giving thousand years stares out into space. " Why are you here Big Mac? I thought the Apples were coming home-" " Rainbow jumped him and flew him back here." Tom said, looking at Spike. " Spike how old are you?"

" 13, why?"

Tom cracked open 2 beers and handed them both one. " Um Tom" Spike said " Water is just fi-" "

Water is for cowards, the only reason you need water is to clean the blood off my jersey and you better not get blood on my jersey boy!"

" What?"

" Spike, I've been sexually malested for days, shut the fuck up and drink that beer or I'm giong to throw you out the window."

As Spike was chugging his beer Matt looked at the 2 and grinned. " You 2 have a rough week?"

" It was a god awful 5 days."

" 5 days, what about the other 2 days?"

" We tied Applejack and Dash up and locked them in their rooms." Matt almost laughed but saw that they were serious.

" Was it that bad?"

Tom opened another beer and handed it to him. " 140 times."

" 140 times? Ooooo.... shit, is Charles okay?"

" He's twice his normal size and that with me icing him down, Big Mac got it a lot worse, I counted 200 for him." Matt gulped.

" Shit."

Tom looked at his friend up and down. " How was your week? Spike you put down that beer and you tails going up your ass." Spike drank with renewed vigor and Matt told him what happened to him, both Mac and Tom slient the whole time. " So your telling me that you didn't get layed on the easiest week for a male to get some, you even had your marefriend wanting to bang you and you made her send you away."

" Yep"

" .......... you are so gay."

" I am not!"

" What do you think Mac?"

" Eeyup"

" I'm not fucking gay!

" Spike?"

" Well Tom, when you put it that way....."

" I'M NOT GAY!"

" Matt, your job is making cloths, you hate manual labor, and you didn't get layed this week, you are as gay as a 3 eyed toad."

Matt opened his mouth to continue but he didn't see the point. Tom got up and handed Spike another beer. " Alright I'm going to cut green eyes free, you should do the same Mac, Spike you stop drinking I'm not at liberty to say what will happen to you." When they left Matt grabbed the beer off of Spike and dumped it down the drain. He wasn't doing very good. " O my sto-" He stopped, his cheecks filling with throw up. Quickly picking him up and carrying him to the garbage can, Matt chuckled as Spike emptyed his stomach....

Tom looked at a tied up Applejack like she was a dangerous animal. She really wasn't that tied up, Tom had to carry her to the bathroom and feed her and stuff like that but it was better than her breaking Charles. " Alright green eyes, I'm letting you out, don't try to rape me." As he untied her she got up and smiled sheepishly at him. " Thank ya fer staying with me Tom."

She gave him a hug and he smiled. After sharing a quick shower they layed down and got ready to sleep.

" Is Charles okay?"

" He'll survive."

Applejack smuggled closer to him and gave him a kiss.

" It was real nice that ya stayed with me, estrus is real hard on us mares." Tom played with her ears and smiled.

" you would do the same for me Green eyes."

She sighed happily, her eyes closed, happy that she had such a good special somepony.

" So is Matt okay?"

Tom recounted all that happened to Matt and Applejack shook her head.

" Matt's gay."

" Tell me about it."....

Ch.23 Nightmare night

Ch.23

" Come on Matt, we're going to be late getting candy!" Tom whines as Matt got his costume on. Both of the humans had been estatic to learn that they had a halloween in Equstria. They both were in their 20s but every year they would dress up and go out and get candy with the little kids. It pissed the parents off most of the times but they never cared. Each year Matt would pick something different, a spaceman one year , a cowboy another year.Tom was batman every year for some reason. This year wasn't any different he was sure.

Opening the door Matt saw one of the cuitest things Matt had ever seen. Applebloom was the Joker, with the paint in her face and the purple suit and everything. Sweete Belle was the Riddler, with the green suit and the hat with question marks all over them. Scottaloo was the Penguin, with the umberlla and the monocle and the suite. Matt was wearing a Master Chief this wear. He didn't see Tom yet but he guessed that he was still getting his suite on. The girls looked up at him and they all grinned.

" Wanna know who I got these scars Matt?" Applebloom said in a very Joker-like voice. " Riddle me this Matt." Sweete Belle said. Scootallo laughed just like the Penguin and said in a english voice, " Where's the bat?" Matt almost passed out from the cuiteness. AWWWWWWWWWWWWW! He thought as he laughed at the girls. " Hey have you seen Tom girls. " I'm Batman!" A gruff voice said behind him making Matt almost jump out of his suite. He turned around and no one was there. " I am the dark knight!"

The voice sounded like it was coming from everywhere. " Come on Tom come out!" Matt said, his friend did this every year. He turned around and Tom was right in his face, scaring the shit out of Matt again. If he was taller than I would think he really was Batman Matt thought as he looked at his friend. Rarity had done a very good job, the armor, the cape, and the cowl looked like it did in the movies. Tom looked down at the girls, opening up the cape and casing a shadow on them.

" Prepare for Justice Villians!" He charged the giggling girls and chased them around them room. They realized that they outnumbered him so they turned around and jumped him. While the girls and Tom played the door smashed open, revealing Pinkie and Twilight. Pinkie was Batwomen this year, a lot of ponies were dressing up after the stories that Tom told them, and Twilight was Gandalf the White. " What are you waiting for everypony? We got candy to get!" TOm and the girls cheered and ran out with Pinkie.

Twilight rolled her eyes was gave Matt a peck on the cheel after he took off his helmet. " You know your too old to go trick-or-treating." She told him, he chuckled. " If you told Tom the he would TP your house without a second thought. Why are you dressed as Gandalf?" Twilight grinned at him as they walked around town. " You know that story is becoming very popular all over Equestria, they might make a movie out of it."

" Tom's probably going to demand the movie rights."

" He did bring the story to Equestria." They both laughed and Tom, Pinkie and a bunch of kids came right up to them with a mountain of candy. " Twilight" Tom asked her " Can you get this cape into a glider?" She looked at him funny but nodded yes. Tom's grinn got to Pinkie Pie praportions. " Then do it!".....

Later in the night....

Matt waited in the opening where Princess Luna would appear toscare the kids and take their candy. Luna loved this time of year because no one was scared of her. Okay, they were scared, but it was a fun scared. The kids were giddy with excitement as they waited for her to show up.

They were putting candy on her statue as well as Matt, he wanted to play the part. A thick green fog surround covered everything. Matt grinned, he knew that his was fake and he was scared. Luna came out of the fog as nightmare moon and started to yell at the kids about the candy and stuff. Matt wasn't listening, the only thing that could think about was where Tom went....

" Are you sure this is a good idea Tom?" Rainbow Dash asked as they lined up one of the pumkin catapults that they had borrowed. " If your right and Twilight's spell works this is not only a good idea it'll be a awwsome idea!"

" What if it doesn't work?"

" Then tell then that I still want my name on credits when they make the pony lord of the rings. Now pull that fucking lever!"

Rainbow pulled the lever and Tom was catapulted through the air. Lets hope this works Tom thought as he spread his cape. To Toms delight the cape became a glider and he flew toward the clearing where he knew Luna and all of the other ponies. He soon saw that Luna was there and he quietly landed behind her, and at the perfect moment too, because she yelled, " I am Nightmare moon!"

Tom grinned and towered over her. Making his cape into a glider again he shouted in his best Batman voice." I'm Batman!" Luna couldn't of jumped any higher as Tom hit the ground laughing with the rest of ponyville.....

The rest of the night was really fun with Luna being the life of the party. Then the entire night was made. Big Mac was walking through the crowd going to Rainbow Dash, who was talking to Matt, Tom, and Luna. He looked really nervous as he got her attention. " Um Dash"

" Ya Mac?"

" ya know that I love ya right?" Dash smiled.

" Ya Mac, and I love you too." Mac gulped and got out a ring. All of the ponies gasped and Rainbow looked like she was about to cry with happyness, her hooves covering her mouth.

" Will ya marry me?" Rainbow nodded yes and started to cry.

" Dear Celestia yes yes yes!"

All of the ponies and the humans cheered. Tom picked up Mac and spun them both around and then grabbing Rainbow. You know with this means Mac?" He asked as ponies were congradulating them.

" what?"

" You get a bachlor party! And I'm going to make it awesome!" Mac tried to surpress a groan but it came out anyway. He loved Tom like a brother but he didn't want him to buy him a stripper!.....

Ch.24 Transformation

Ch.24

Twilight always thought that the 2 humans were extreme oddies. Unlike everything in her world that had some form of magic the humans had none. It was also odd that even though they had no magic they could be affected by it. Twilight spent hours lifting them and changing their hair color and stuff like that. After extensive study she guessed that in a few generations humans wouldn't be affected by magic at all. All of the test she did on them though, there was one that they wouldn't do on them.

" No Twilight you can't turn me into a pony for Christ sakes!" Tom said at Twi's house. Applejack, Tom, Matt, Twilight, and Spike were sitting down aruging with each other. Twilight and Applejack wanted to turn them into ponies, Matt and Tom were against it, Spike really could care less and wanted to sleep but they wouldn't let him.

" Come on Tom, I'ah bet ya would make ah real hansome stallion!" Tom stared Applejack down, frowning.

" I don't know what thats going to do to me and I don't want to be a pony for the rest of my life!"

" Whats wrong with being a pony?!"

" Your short, you use you mouths to grab with everything, and all you eat is plants."

" So?"

" As a human I'm taller than all of you, I have hands, and... you know what? No I.do.not.want.to.be.a.pony!" Twilight gave Matt puppy dog eyes.

" Pweese Matt?" Matt looked like he was about to cave in when Tom slapped him in the face.

" for fucks sake man stay strong!"

The girls looked dejeckted and Tom looked at Twilight.

" If you want to turn somepony into something change Applejack into a human." Twilight's eyes sparkled and Applejack looked horrorfied.

" Heck no!"

" Please Applejack, it'll only be for a little while, I promise you will be able to change back." Applejack looked from a smug Tom to Twilight who had puppy dog eyes. She sighed.

" ..... shoot, fine." Twilight cheered and Applejack grinned, getting a evil idea.

" Only if Tom gets turned into a pony after I'ah change back." Toms eyes got big.

" NO!"

" Its that or no deal!" Tom looked from Twilight to Applejack to Matt and sighed.

" Your lucky I want to see what you'd look like as a human Green eyes." Tom turned to Twilight " Are you sure that I'll change back right?" Twilight nodded, happy that she was going to be able to test out her spell. " It'll wear off in two days."

" Fine.... Matt get some of your cloths so Green eyes can get dressed when she gets changed. When are we doing this?" Tom asked Twilight who was already grabbing books. " Right now of course!" Applejack looked nervous and Tom laughed.

" Its fine green eyes, Apple season is over so we only have time to kill...... Unless you want to chicken out?" Her courage challenged, Applejack puffed out her chest and said, " Buck ya, come on Twi, start to spell."

It took about 10 minutes for her and Spike to get everything ready but when they were Tom got down to Aj's eye level. " Look green eyes you don't have to do this you know." He said, looking at her worried. She chuckled and gave him a kiss and gave him her hat. "Its fine, I'ah always wanted ta try out them hands ya got." Walking into a circle that was drawn on the floor Applejack winked at Tom and looked at Twilight. " Fire away Twi."

Twilights horn glowed and there was a blinding light that blinded everyone watching. After a couple minutes they could see again they saw a human laying on the ground rubbing her head. Tom looked her over Sweet Jesus tap dancing, Applejack looks great! Those might be the biggest fun bags I've ever seen. he thought. Applejack looked like everyones fantasy of the hot farm girl. She was tan with long blond hair that was still in a pony tail. She had freckles all over her face and she still had those green eyes. The best part thought, in Toms opinion, was that she was completely naked.

Tom whistled and Matt was red and looking at the ground as Twilight walked her in facination. " It worked!" Applejack groaned and tryed to stand and falling into Toms arms. " Why is it so hard ta walk and why am I'ah so cold?" She asked as Tom noticed that she was about 5 inches taller than him. I fucking hate being short He thought as he brought her to her feet.

She tryed to take a few steps and almost fell again, Tom catching her before she fell.

" Calm down green eyes, your just getting use to your new body." She looked at him.

" How can ya walk on these darn 2 legs Tom?" She asked and Tom chuckled.

" Years of practice, now come on lets get your cloths on or your going to give Matt a heart attack." She looked at him worriily.

" Why I'am I'ah ugly?" Tom chuckled and shook his head no.

" You wouldn't be ugly in any form green eyes." She smiled and gave him a sloppy kiss, she wasn't use to her new mouth. Running her tounge along her teeth ( which made Tom almost lost him mind) she noticed that she had sharp teeth.

" Why do I'ah have sharp teeth?"

" There for eating meat." Applejack looked at him fearfully.

" Am I'ah going to have ta eat meat?" Tom smiled.

" Only if you want to."

" I'ah don't want ta!"

" Okay now lets get you dressed." Applejack looked at her breast and grabbed one in each hand.

" Tom what are these?"

Matt looked up at the time to see a hot Applejack hold her breast. His eyes rolled in the back of his read and he dropped to the ground, out cold. Twilight ran over to see if he was okay and Tom chuckled. " This is going to be a pretty sweet 2 days green eyes, come on put on that hat and suck this lollypop."

" Why?"

" Because....... never mind, lets get those cloths on you. Even if its a fucking shame.".........

Ch.25 The new human in town part 1

C25

" Now that wasn't to hard ey Green eyes, thank god there's flanal in this world." Tom said, looking Applejack over. Since she still she couldn't use her hands yet he had to help dress her, much to his delight. She was wearing a pair of Matts blue jeans and a undershirt with a orange flanal shirt over it. Look at DAT ASS! Tom thought as he walked around her. Aj sighed, trying to figure out her fingers.

" Why are these here hands so hard ta wor- Get yer hands off!" She said as she swatted his hand from her backside. Tom looked really sad up at her and she giggled. " Ya can help me learn ta walk in his body not grab mah behind!"

" But its soooooooo awesome!" Tom whined.

" No buts mister!"

Tom groaned again and helped her learn to pick up stuff with her hands and helped her learn to walk. It took a surprisenly short amount of time. She couldn't run or catch anything but it was good enough for 2 days, Twilight scribbling notes the whole time. Applejack looked down at Tom and grinned, she finally noticed that she was a lot taller than him. " Yer so little Tom." She said. Tom stiffened and frowned at her, flipping her the bird. Aj laughed and gave it back to him. " Two can play at that now mist- Ya grab my flank one more time, I'am bucking ya ta the moon."

" Its kicking not bucking and thats a ass not a flank and ITS AWSOM- OW! Christ Aj you hit like a man.... OW!"

They both walked around town so Aj could practice walking with her new body, Twilight following them with a notebook and quill. Ponies looked at the humanized Applejack funny but when they saw Twilight with a notebook they would just shrug and think it was another one of her experiments.

Then that thought when to she needed to really get layed....

" Come on Green eyes, lets go see your family. I want to see the look on their faces." Tom said and they all turned toward Sweet Apple acres. " CUTIEMARK CRUSADER NINJAS!" they heard as Tom jumped out of the way and Aj and Twilight got jumped by the 3 fillies wearing all black. They all had pies and hit both of the girls in the faces with them. Tom fell over laughing. I really hope the girls got their cuitemarks just for that.... Wait where did they pop out of? He thought as the fiillies looked at their flanks and found nothing.

" AWWWWWW!" They said as the 2 girls were coughing up pie and trying to get it off of their faces." APPLEBLOOM!" Aj yelled, " WHAT ARE YA THINK YA DOING THROWING PIE IN PONIES FACES!" The 3 fillies jumped and walked up to Aj, curiosity written all over their faces. They looked at Tom. " Tom, whos this?" Scootaloo said. " Did you guys find another human? We could try to get our cutiemarks for tour guides by showing her around."

The 3 fillies looked hopeful and Tom grinned evilly. " Ya she's new around here, don't believe a work she says, she needs a tour around ponyville."

" Wait a sec-" Aj tryed to say but it was too late

" Cuitemark crusader tourguides ya!"

The 3 fillies grabbed Applejack and dragged her to ponyville, all of them talking to her at the same time. Twilight finally used her magic to get all of the pie from her face and looked up at Tom, a smile on her face. Aj was trying to tell the fillies that she was Applejack but the fillies were having none of it. " You know Applejack isn't going to be happy when the girls are finished with her." Tom grinned down at her and ruffled her mane. Tom was watching Aj walking away, her perfect bottom bouncing in those blue jeans. It mesmerized him so Twilight had to snap him out of it.

" Tom.....Tom......TOM!"

" Um.. Ya Twilight?"

" What are you looking at?"

" .......Dat ass" Tom whispered.

" What?"

" Nothing.... come on, lets go get get her back from the cuitemark crusaders." He said as they ran to save Aj from the 3 fillies......

20 minutes later...

Tom was rubbing his brused head. Aj really wasn't happy with him and had conked him on the head after chasing him around town for about 10 minutes.Holy fuck is Green eyes fast. It must to because she's taller than me..... fuck my shitty genetics.. He thought as Applejack put her little sister on her shoulders. " I'am so high!" Applebloom said between giggles "It way higher than with Tom!" Tom frowned and all of the ponies chuckled and Aj looked back at Tom evilly.

" Ya know Tom when yer a pony yer probably going ta be the shortest stallion in ponyville!" Tom frowned again.

" Díul mó bhad" Aj grinned.

"Is dócha nach bhfuil seans ar bith ann?" It was Toms turn to grin.

" Maybe later green eyes..... Hang on! We need to go back to the tree house!" The girls looked at him funny as Tom grabbed Applebloom off Aj's shoulders and and shooed the filles to the farm. Picking a surprised Applejack up in his arms he looked at Twilight.

" Twilight is BonBon's store still open?"........

Back at the library.....

Matt finally woke up and groaned, remembered why he had passed out. fuck! Twilight is going to take that the wrong way!.....Aj was really fucking hot though, I wonder if Twilight can change herself into a human too.... He thought as he looked around the room. It had gotten pretty dark outside and everything was pretty normal....Execpt in the room was a human Applejack sitting on the sofa licking a lollypop.

Matt's eyes almost popped out of his head. She's wearing flanal! He thought as she ran her tounge down the lollypop in a seductivly. She noticed that he was awake and she smiled at him. " Hello Matt" She cooed. Matts eyes rolled in the back of his head and he passed out again.

Tom popped out where he was hiding, laughing his ass off. Twililght didn't look so happy. She's probably not very happy with him, dog house time. He picked up a giggling Aj into his arms and he kissed her." Come on green eyes, lets go home." He said as he grabbed her ass. She slapped him hard in the face and gave him a 'if you do that again your going to regret it' look. Tom whimpered.

" But dat ass.....".....

Ch.26 The new human in town part 2

Ch.26

Tom woke up with Applejack snuggled up to him. He suspected that the snuggling wasn't really from affection, it was because without her coat she felt a lot colder. Hell, he still has all of her cloths on with his hoodie and his thickest pair of socks on and had 3 extra blankets on them that night. Tom was delighted to find that he had woken before her, she always looked so at peace, her being human didn't change that.

Her mouth was slightly open and her hair was all over the place. Tom smiled This time I'll gently wake her up he thought as he got up and hovered over her, the last time he woke her up he almost lost a testical. He moved the hair out of her face and started to lean in to kiss her. " Ya didn't wake up earlier than me ya variment." Applejack said with her eyes still closed. Tom rolled his eyes and kissed her anyway.

" Come on Green eyes we got breakfast." Tom said, turning away from her and walking to the bathroom. " Tom do ya like me better like this?" Tom turned around, looking at a worried Applejack " I'ah know I'ah ain't much of a looker as a pony, but-" She was stopped in mid sentence by Tom wrapping her in a hug. " Green eyes as a human your the most beautiful women I've ever see" He said, making Ajs heart sink." But I prefer you as a pony."

She looked at him like he was nuts as he continued. " I didn't pick you because of how you look, even though I think your great looking for a pony, no matter what you say. I picked you because of who you are." She flushed and hugged him harder, almost to the point of tear in her happiness. " Tom ya softie." She said, kissing him on the lips. She looked him over, her eyes half lidded. " So Tom ya want ta give this body a wirl?"

Tom looked at her regretfully." I can't green eyes, I don't want to get you pregnant." She looked at him confused.

" But I''am not in heat."

" Human women are different from mares, you don't need to be in heat to get with child." She looked at him thoughtfully.

" Then why don't ya get condoms?" Tom looked at her shocked.

" They have those here?!"

" Ya."

Tom jumped out of the bed grinning like Pinkie. " Stay here Green eyes, I'll be back in a couple of minutes." Before she could say anything Tom grabbed a big bag of bits and zoomed out of the room....

Matt was quietly eating his cereal with Big Mac when Tom ran into the room looking crazed. " Um are you-" Before he could finish Tom slapped the spoon out of his hands. " No Time!" Tom almost shouted, handing him a bag full of bits. " Take the family out for a couple of hours, make it 6." Matt raised an eyebrow. " Why?"

" No time!" He said as he zoomed through the house, bringing a confused Applebloom and Granny Smith with him in each arm. " Whats going on sonny?" Granny asked as he put the old mare and the filly in a confused Matts arms. " Matts going to take you into town for a few hours granny." He said, practically throwing them out of the house. " Alrighthaveagreatdaybye!" He said, running into the town as they followed then.

Big Mac looked like he was about to laugh when granny wisely said, " That boy looks like he's about ta get layed."...

Tom ran through ponyville, knocking any pony unlucky enough to get into his way. Then he saw it, the condom store. Why do ponies have a story just for rubbers and why haven't I noticed it before? Maybe its one of those special stores in whenever you need it it magically appears.... Tom thought as he opened the door, breaking heavily. There were a couple of ponies in front of him so he did the most logical thing possible, he threw 2 of them out of the way and the other one was smart enough to let him in front of him.

Tom looked at the store clerk who looked at him calmly. " I need a case of your XL magums." Tom said. The clerk looked him over, his eyes burrowing into his soul. Tom sighed.

" Fine, give me some regular ones." The clerk nodded.

" Thats what I thought."...

6 fun filled hours later......

" Holy horseapples Tom" Applejack said as they cuddled up to each other " I'ah think I'ah should get Twi ta turn me into a pony more, that was a heapen fun time." Tom grinned at her. " Speak for yourself, your lousy in bed as a human." He laughed as she slugged him and snuggled closer. Then a blinding light surrounded her and she was normal pony Applejack again.

Tom smiled and kissed her forehead, happy that he was taller than her again. " There's the pretty pony I know and love." She blushed and snuggled even closer to him, almost molding to his shape. She looked up at him and smiled at him evilly." Ya know what going ta happen tamorrow right Tom?" Tom groaned and Aj giggled." Don't worry yer gonna make a fine stallion, even if yer gonna be the shortest stallion I'ah know....".....

Ch.27 The shortest Stallion in Ponyville Part 1

Ch 27

" Are you ready Tom?" Twilight asked. Her, Spike, Applejack, and Matt were all in the library ready to see Tom as a pony. Tom though, was not very happy about the whole situation. " I promise out Twilight, if I'm stuck as a pony I'm going to beat the shit out of Matt and burn your house down." Tom grumbled. " Why would you beat the shit out of me?!" Matt asked. Tom turned and looked him straight in the eye. " Twilight's a girl and I don't hit girls. You on the other hand are her stallion so your free game."

Applejack chuckled, walking up to him and getting up on her back legs, giving him a kiss. Tom sighed. " See you on the other side Green eyes. Hit me Twilight!" Twilight's horn charged with magic and she send a bolt of magic at him. He body glowed in a bright flash of light, blinding everyone in the room. When they all could see Applejack looked over a ponyfied Tom.

His eyes were closed and Aj chuckled to herself Yep he's the shortest stallion i ever seen. Tom was about 3 inches shorter than her if she was to take a guess. He was a earth pony and had a brown coat with a deeper brown mane and tail. He still was heavily muscled for a stallion and he had a cuitemark of an appletree. Aj's heart swelled with pride. Yep, he's an Apple. She thought as Tom opened a eye, which was still a very deep blue.

Please don't be short please don't be short Tom thought as he nervously opened a eye. He saw that he had a brown coat. Frowning at his boring color he carefully got on his feet, finding that it was really easy to get his footing. Heh, it must to easier to walk on 4 feet than 2..... or is it hooves? He mused as he looked at everyone in the room. Tom groaned, Aj was tallier than him! Everyone in the room looked like they were trying hard not to laugh.

" Ya I know I'm fucking short, don't rub it in." Applejack walked over to him and patted him on the back. " Its okay Tom" She said still trying not to laugh at him. Tom noticed that his tail was starting to move on its own accord. Looking back at it with a frown he said, " Tail, stop it!" His tail stopped moving. Grinning, he looked back at Aj and his tail started to move again. Already tiried of his stupid tail, he snaked out and bit it. " Fuck!" He yelled in pain as everyone in the room fell over laughing.

" Fuck you guys I'm going home!" Tom said as he made his way to the door. Bringing a hoof to the doornob he realized that he didn't have any fingers. He tried to use his super pony grabby powers that every pony seemed to have but the doornob wouldn't budge, sending everyone into another howl of laughter.

20 minutes later.....

After everyone had enough laughing at his expence Applejack helped him open the door. " Thank god it o-" Tom started to say as they walked outside but stopped, it looked like everypony in pony was outsid waiting for him. The worst part thought was that the 2 princesses were waiting out there too. When they saw how short he was compared to Applejack they all started to giggle which turned into full blown laughter.

Tom brought his left fore hoof up and held it up to them. " I'm giving you all the finger if want to know!" This caused most of the ponies to fall over, their sides hurting from laughter. Tom held his head low and mumbled threats as a laughing Applejack patted him on the back, trying to make him feel better. Suddendly, Luna wrapped him in a hug and started swinging him back and forth.

" You are so adorible Tom, looke how wittle you are!" She said as Tom tried to wiggle out of her grasp, his face turning red with outrage and embarrassment. " For fuck's sake darkness PUT ME DOWN!" Celestia got Tom out of Luna's grasp and almost broke his ribs with her hug. " But Tom " She said, also swinging him back and forth. " Your so wittle and such a cuitesie wootsie!" The ponies looked at the princess manhandling Tom and broke into another bout of laughter, most of them almost trying not to pass out from lack of oxygen.

Tom finally had enough. He snaked out and tryed to bite Celestia. He succeeded but he didn't account for ponies weak bite strength and lack of sharp teeth. Celestia looked down at Tom who was trying to bite her forehoof off but all he managed to do was tickled her. Laughing, Celestia rocked an outraged Tom back and forth like a baby. " Is wittle Tommy hungy?"

" Eat shit and die Sunshine."

" Tommy is hungy! Lets go to sugarcube corner sister so we can give him some nom noms."

" For Christ sakes I'm a full grown adult! Put me the fuck down!"

He looked at the crowd of laughing at him, trying to find someone that would help him. He saw Mac pointing and laughing at him with Rainbow next to him, on her back with tears streaming down her face. No help there He thought. He saw Rarity, usually the lady, with tears streaming down her face as she supported herself on Fluttershy to keep from falling over. Pinkie was nowhere in sight so she would be any help, hell she would probably make his situation worse. Twilight and Matt were on the ground laughing Fuck the both of them! Maybe Green eyes will help me He thought as he turned to his special somepony.

It was a forlorn hope.

Applejack was laughing so hard that her hat was on the ground. She was holding her sides with tears streaming down her face. She's an awful special somepony Tom thought as he tried to get out of Celestias grasp and failing.

The Princesses carried Tom to sugarcube corner, all of the ponies following, each of them laughing their flanks off. When they got there Celestia got a bib out of know where and put it around his neck. A laughing Pinkie brought out a capcake and gave it to the princess.She is making this fucking worse, fuck you Pinkie! He thought as Celestia brought the cupcake closer to him. " Open wide for the cho cho train!" Celestia cooed at a very angry Tom. " " FUCK Y-" Celestia shoved the cupcake into his mouth. " Now you chew that up real good. You want to be big and strong don't you?"

Tom gave one of those looks that should be able to kill someone. Then he sighed and accepted his fate for the next few days. This is going to be a very long 2 fucking days tom thought as Pinkie brought out another bunch of cupcakes as Luna took him into her arms and tried to feed him too.

Ch.28 The shortest stallion in ponyville part 2

Ch.28

" God damn ponies and their god damn no finger, being short as shit, fucking with me fuckholes." Tom muttered to himself as he walked back to Sweet Apple acres. Well the better term was running from bush to bush to hide from the mob that was chasing him when he FINALLY got out of Celestia's and Luna's evil grasp.

Tom sighed as he reached the entrance to the farm. " Now I can take a leak, get something to eat, and go to god damn sleep. Fuck Twilight and her being able to turn people into ponies. Why am I talking to myself? Am I going nuts?"

" Of course not ."

" Are you sure?"

" Yep, how can such a good looking guy like you be nuts?"

" Good point!"

Tom's spirits lifted as he walked into the empty house, granny Smith was visiting some relatives somewhere for a couple of days. Trotting to the bathroom Tom got up on his back hooves and lifted the toliet seat up. Instead of relief of draining himself Tom was surprised that nothing happened. " Charles, what the fucks going on? Get to work buddy!" Tom looked down between his legs and groaned. " Thats right Charles in a sheath!.... I really need to stop talking to myself." Tom started intently at his dong, willing it to come forth out of itss sheath. Still nothing happened.

" Come on Charles!" Tom whined " I'm going to explode! Wait, are you mad I named you Charles and you're getting your revenge on me? How about I call you Tim or George or Bob?.... Thats the one, Bob, the mares love a dick thats name is Bob! What do ya say buddy?" Still nothing. Tom sighed and tapped his hoof to his chin, thinking. I got it! think about baseball think about baseball Tom thought over again as he got the expected results. " Ya! I di- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" After a 3 minute long piss, Tom walked down the stairs and started going through the cuberts in the kitchen.

" Now where are those candies I got from BonBon the other day?" Tom said to himself as he opened another cubert. Then he remembered, he had hidden them on the top of the fridge so Applebloom wouldn't eat them. When he was human it would of been an easy grab but now it was going to be a challenge. " Fuck my life! Where's that big ass Matt when you need him? No matter" Tom said, his chest puffing out " I got this!"

Grabbing two chairs, 5 books, and a 3 step ladder and putting them all on top of one another Tom was able to reach the top shelf. " Fuck ya!" He cheered, throwing his front hooves up almost knocking him over. Now the only problem was that to open the cubert to get his treats he had to use a nob. " Super pony grabby powers activate!" He said as he tryed to open the door. Nothing happened.

Tom slowly felt a deep, rightous rage built inside him. Eye twitching, he said," There's no word in ent, elvish, orcish, or dwarfish to describe who fucking pissed off I am right now..... Thats it ! This doors opening now!" Tom yelled, seeing red as he hefted a chair, ready to break the cubert open....

" That sure was funny seeing Luna hold Tom like that." Matt said to Aj as they both walked back home. The crowd had spent almost all day looking for Tom so they figured they'd to home to see if he was home yet. When they got to the farm the signs that he was there were in abudence. Windows were broken, a barrel of water was on fire, ramdom stuff was thrown around broken and crashes were coming from the house. The ponies and the human gaked at the sight before Matt remarked.

" How did he set that water on fire?" Applejack sighed.

" We better see what else is broken inside."

Walking inside and into the kitchen they saw Tom repeatily dashing his head on the table. Applejack looked at Matt and said," Sugarcube, can ya fix up the outside while I talk ta the little fella?" Matt nodded and left and Applejack walked over to Tom and slapped him on the flank. Hard.

Yelping, Tom looked around and shook his head, "Green eyes? what happened?" Aj chuckled. " Ya lose yer marbles for a little while." Nodding his head and Applejack wrapped her hooves around him, putting her head on top of his. " Yep that sounds like me. I don't know how you do it green eyes, being a pony sucks." Applejack giggled, nibblinghis ear. " Come on it ain't that bad!" she said, now whispering. " Now I'ah can show ya how ta really ride a cowmare!"

Tom looked down at Charles and sighed," NOW you want to come out?" Turning to Aj he said," Number one I blow your back out every night perfectly fine thank you. Second I should probably help Clean up."

" No ya don't mister!" Applejack said as he tryed to worm out of her grasp. Letting him go and walking over to some sugar and rubbed it all over herself. " I'ah like it dirty!" Tom's self control got up, kicked him in the balls, told him to fuck off and left the room. Roaring and tackling a giggling Aj he got to work cleaning her up.

" Where are they?" Matt said as he finally got the barrel full of water unfired. He took a step towards the house but he heard a moan. Freezing in midstep he turned around and started to walk into ponyville. " I wonder if Twilight would mind if I stayed with her tonight?..... I probably should tell Mac to stay somewhere tonight too." Matt said as he tried to get away from the screams coming from the house and not succeeding until he was almost in ponyville......

Ch.29 Bachelor Party

Ch.29

Today was finally the day, Big Mac's bachelor party. Tom was so excited that you'd think it was his party. Mac had invited everyone, Him, Matt, Shining Armor, Mr. Cake, and Spike. To Tom's disappointment and the other's relief, it was Shining Armor's job to set up the party. Mac was actually looking forward to it, it seemed like everyone knew what was going to happen at the party but him, but he was okay with that, as long as the party was awesome.

Sadly, it wasn't…..

Instead of going to a strip club like every straight man, hell even gay men, went to for a bachelor party, they went to a spa. Not even one of those shady spa's where you could get a happy ending, a high class, snotty spa in Canterlot. The whole group were having a nice, relaxing time.... All except Tom.

" I swear to god you come any closer with that scrubber it's going up your ass." Tom told a spa employee as he tried to give him a petty. The others were relaxing in robes, facial mask on with cucumbers on their eyes as their hooves and feet were tented to. Tom on the other hand was fully clothed giving the stallion in front of him the finger with a beer in his other hand, angrily drinking.

He turned toward the main reason of his anger, a certain captain of the royal guard. “Shining what the fuck were you thinking?" Shining took the cucumbers off his eyes and looked at Tom, a small frown on his face. “What do you mean?" Tom stood up and walked over to him angrily. “What the fuck do you mean what do you mean?!" He pointed to Mac," That guy should have titties in both of his hooves right now!"

“What are you talking about Tom? I for one think this if lovely." Mr. Cake said.

“Ya, his is awesome!" Matt moaned as a mare worked on his feet. Spike looked around and hopped off of his table.

“Tom’s right guys! This party is lame!" Tom grinned and clasped him on the shoulder.

“See? This little guy is 13 years old and he knows!"

The thing that pushed Tom over the edge was when the head spa mare came in holding a plate of fancy chocolates with her magic. “Gentlecolts, now you have the choice between our house chocolate's and some very fine local wines." The others made happy sounds but Tom walked up to the mare and knocked to chocolates to the floor and looked at, in his view, a bunch of mares. “EVERYPONY GET THE FUCK UP!!" He roared. They all hopped up and Tom ripped off each of the stallions robes off. “Shining give Spike a beard we're going to a fucking strip club!"

50 minutes later.....

“You know that this is illegal right? Spike's not old enough to be here." Shining asked as they walked in a pretty run down but very active strip club, Spike ogling everything he was as they sat down. “Fuck you Armor. It's good for the little guy, shows him what he should be expecting in a couple of years!" Tom said as he got up and screamed at the top of his lungs. “THIS BIG RED STALLION IS GETTING MARRIED IN A FEW DAYS AND HE NEEDS HIS DICK SUCKED!!!! He then produced a big bag of bits and threw them at the bar keep. " Yo bar keep! Get us fucked up!" The stallion nodded as the stripper mares started to come over......

2 hours later......

By now everyone was quite intoxicated but the party was still in full swing. They had gotten Spike a few lap dances and Tom was pretty sure that Mr. Cake had went outside with a stripper to *cough* deal with some issues. Tom looked over to a drunken Spike. " Hes Spik-se." Tom slurred. Spike looked over to him.

" Yes-h?"

" Ya knos-w who you-sh remind me ofsh?"

" Who?"

" You look like Barney!" All of them laughed until they couldn't breath as Spike asked the reasonable question.

" Who the fucksh Barney?"....

3 hours later.....

After they were kicked out of the bar and said goodbye to a crying Mr. Cake who was still *cough* getting to know a stripper on the side of a building they walked around the town. “Hey guys." a slightly more sober Shining said. “We need more beer." The others nodded in agreement and walked to a liquor store and stole a 30 pack of beer and being chased around by a very angry donkey with a crossbow.

After a few blocks, they magically become friends with the donkey, who now wanted to join them on their night on the town. After being chased by the guards and Shining getting arrested, they went to a bowling alley. “Heysh guys" Tom said, swaying. “Watch me get a holsh in one!" Running to the lane and diving into it, what was left of the group cheered as Tom DID get a strike and laughed even harder when they were chased out of the bowling alley....

2 hours later...

Standing in front of their hotel leaning on each other for support Tom, Matt, Mac, and Spike laughed at another drunken joke as the girls came out. “Mac is that you?" Applejack asked as Spike fell off of Tom's shoulders. Twilight ran over to him to see if he was okay." Spike?! Are you alright?!" She asked as Spike drunkenly stood up. “Fucksh ya!" Spike said. " Ish got titties in mysh face!" He happily said before passing out. Spike turned to Mac. " Big Mac is Spike drunk? Where's my brother and Mr. Cake? What the buck is going on?!" She said as the drunken 3 laughed.

Mac put his forehoof over Tom's shoulder. " Thish fucking gut ish the best!" He exclaimed before both of them dropped to the ground out cold. Now the only one they could aske was Matt who before they could say a word pissed his pants and also passed out, leaving 5 confused mares and a laughing Rainbow Dash. "Looks like they had a good time." She commented before nudging her husband-to-be as he lay on the road, dead to the world.....

Ch.30 Shhh be wery quiet, I'm hunting Wabbits

Ch.30

Tom considered himself a guy that really didn't have that many people that he wanted to wipe off the face of the earth. Ever since he came to Equestria though, he had managed to gain 4. One was the nurse that carried that big ass needle, nurse RedHeart. There was also Mo, Curly, and Larry, 3 trees at Sweet Apple Acres that had, in Tom's opinion at least, tried to kill him.

And him......

That rabbit that tried to kill Tom when he first came here, Angle.

Now Tom, like most humans, was blessed with the ability to hold a grudge for a very, very long time. To him each one of these beings had done him wrong and he deserved retribution. There was a couple of problems though with most of them though. He couldn't do anything to RedHeart because if she went missing ponies would get suspicious. With the 3 trees if Applejack found out that he did anything to her beloved apple trees she would kick him in the balls so hard in the balls that he'd be a women.

But.....

Angle was just a rabbit and if he went missing then the only one that would care would be Fluttershy and Tom was confident that she would get over it. He could also get rid of the body by simply eating him, Tom loving meat and all that. Tom planned for months on who he was going to get that hell-spawn of a rabbit. He figured that since Angle was a rabbit that he should die in the most dignified but hilarious way possible.

So getting what he needed from the local blacksmith and the required clothing Tom stalked the little guy, finding out where he went during the day. To Tom's delight Angle spent most of his time in the Everfree forest, a place that he could take him out with no witnesses. So one day Tom wrote a note saying that he'd be gone for the day, grabbed everything he needed, and went to find and destroy his worst enemy...

" I got you, you little shit." Tom said as he hid in a bush as he waited for the bunny to come by. He checked his newly made old-timey rifle for the 10th time. It really wasn't that hard to get the blacksmith to fabricate it, all he needed was a good enough description. He even somehow gotten a hold of gun powder (They called it something different but Tom didn't really care; gun powder is gun powder)

Then it happened, Tom heard something hopping right toward him and Tom saw a flash of white, it had to be the bunny. Tom licked his lips as Angle hopped past him, rifle following the unsuspecting bunny. Please don't blow up Tom thought as he gently pulled the trigger.

BOOM!!

Now when the gun was being made Tom had admitted to the blacksmith that he knew almost nothing about guns, hell, he'd never even shot one before, let alone know about a gun's design. If he did know how to make a gun he would of known about rifling to make the gun far more accurate. But since he didn't know the gun he had was a smooth bore rifle and anyone that has ever shot a smooth bore rifle will tell you who inaccurate they are.

So a perfect shot with a rifled rifle was an almost impossible shot with the smooth bore shot.

This is what happened to Tom...

The bullet flew 2 feet to the right of the bunny. Tom cursed and the perfectly calm Angle turned around and saw a pissed off Tom reloading a smoking rifle. " Hold still Angle for a couple of minutes so I can shoot you." Tom said to Angle, who crossed his arms. Instead of listening, Angle gave Tom the finger and hopped into the forest. " Fuck!" Tom groaned as he just finished reloading the gun and chased after the rabbit, wanting his little bunny feet for good luck charms....

2 hours later......

" Fuck that rabbit." Tom quietly said as he chased a confident Angle through the woods. Angle kept trying to get to Fluttershy's house but a few bullets had talked the rabbit into going even deeper into the forest. Tom aimed and sent another shot Angle's way. This one just missed him, Tom was getting better with each shot. " I got you! One more shot aught to do it!" Tom shouted to the rabbit as he reloaded, still running.

Then Angle made a critical mistake. Turning a corner he hit a dead end, sheer cliffs on each side, Tom right behind. The now terror stricken rabbit pressed his back against the rock as Tom slowly walked toward him, his gun raised and a smile on his face. " Got ya" A smug Tom told the scared rabbit as he was about to pull the trigger. But then Angle's look of terror changed to a look of joy. Why the fu- Tom thought as something metal and clod was pressed against his head.

Then the blackest, most gangster voice that Tom had ever heard said," Say something motherfucker!" Slowly turning his head Tom saw something that stunned him. A clot 45 was being pointed at his head and the one that was holding it was Pinkie's pet alligator, Gummy, who was standing on his shoulder on his back legs.

Tom said something that any person would say in a situation like this," What. the. Fuck?" As Gummy pulled the trigger......

" AHHHH!" Tom yelled, almost jumping out of his bed, scaring the shit out of Aj. " What what!?" She yelled at him. " It was just a dream green eyes, a weird fucking dream, but a dream. I'm fine go back to bed." Applejack nodded and motioned for him to come back to bed, which he did, still confused. It seemed so real... He thought as he drifted off to sleep.

Outside Gummy was looking through the window, his gun in hand. " Just try motherfucker" The reptile muttered. " Just try."....