Perverse Pleasures

“We look ridiculous!”

It had taken a lot of effort. A lot of letters, conversations, even a few trips across dimensions, but here they were.

Twilight considered herself a very smart woman, but any talk of magic went right over her head. She was a scientist for goodness sake; things like magic and spells were supposed to be nothing but hogwash. If she hadn’t personally seen her girlfriend turn into a big demon and try to destroy the planet, she’d still be in blissful ignorance and not have to puzzle out how there were creatures out there that were able to safely move celestial bodies every single day.

The pony Twilight, a very important magical princess, had her doubts about Sunset’s plan when it was brought to her, but just like her human counterpart she seemed to love a challenge. Her, Sunset, and a strange unicorn that went by Starlight Glimmer--a mare who had also attempted to destroy all reality; seemed like unicorns were pretty into that sort of thing--all put their heads together. It took weeks, a lot of magical trial and error, but it had borne fruit. Both her and Sunset were on their side of the mirror, and both of them were horses.

Twilight had been a magical, colorful, talking horse before, more times than she wished even, and it was still as weird as it had been the first time. She didn’t like being so small, or walking on hooves. Her field of vision was much wider than as a woman, and her sense of smell was so much sharper, as was her earring. Speaking of hearing, she very much didn’t care for the fact that she could now move her ears in several directions. She didn’t even want to think about her tail, or the fact that she currently had a sharp bone jutting out of her forehead.

Sunset had taken to her transformation easily. It made sense, what with her being born a pony and all. Twilight just wished she didn’t look so confident walking around while she was trying her hardest not to fall over.

“Ridiculous? What are you talking about? You look adorable.”

“My glasses are about to fall off my face!”

“Then use your magic to push them up your muzzle.”

“Oh no. I’m not opening that can of worms!”

Rolling her eyes, Sunset’s horn glowed. Twilight felt her glasses being pushed up in a more comfortable position up her muzzle. She scrunched said muzzle up at the thought of having such a thing now.

“Oh, looks like I can use magic. I guess the spell didn’t have any issues,” Sunset said with a happy jump. “That’ll be interesting for later when we get our hooves on Anon.”

Twilight’s ears perked up, then flattened against her skull. She tried not to freak out at just how odd it all felt. “Sunset?”

“Yes darling?”

“Don’t you think this is… weird?”

Sunset blinked. “Weird? Whatcha mean?”

Twilight made a vague gesture with her hoof, and nearly fell over for her troubles. “I mean, Anon wanting to do stuff with us while we’re… this.”

“What? Horses?”

“Yeah.”

“And what’s wrong with a man wanting to fuck a couple of unicorns?” Sunset asked with a frown.

“We’re animals, Sunset!”

“Yeah, the sexiest animal,” Sunset said, puffing her furry little chest out. “Nothing hotter than a mare. I’d know, I was one for almost my whole life.”

Twilight rolled her eyes. “Are you even sure he’d want to… you know, with us like this? Did he specifically tell you?”

“Nope, but I could put the pieces together.”

“What pieces?”

“Trust me. You know if a man was made for Equestrian pussy if you’re around him long enough, and we’ve known Anon for a very long time. Besides, he seemed pretty excited when I told him what we were doing.”

Twilight shuffled in place, looking down at the ground. Sunset, seeing her discomfort, leaned against her, nuzzling the back of her ear.

“If you’re that freaked out about it I could change you back and go alone. I’m sure Anon would understand,” she offered.

Twilight took a deep breath. “No… Anon was more than happy to humor us when we wanted to spice up the bedroom. It wouldn’t be fair for anyone if I went and chickened out now, especially since I’m already a horse.”

“Pony.”

“Pony. I’m sure I’ll get used to it once we’re in the swing of things.”

She nuzzled Sunset back, who smiled. “I’m sure Anon won’t make you do anything you’re uncomfortable with,” she said. “And, if you really start thinking about it, there are a lot of neat things that you can do in your new body now.”

“Yeah? Like what?”

“Well, your smell is a lot better now, right?”

“It is.”

“Did you know it’s good enough to smell boners?”

“No it’s not you liar,” Twilight said with a chuckle, pushing the mare. This time, she managed to mostly keep her balance.

“It’s not a lie,” Sunset said with complete seriousness. “The second you walk through that door you’ll be able to pick up Anon’s pheromones. Since you’ve never experienced it before, it’ll be a little intense at first, especially how much you humans pump them out. I promise the second he gets aroused you’ll know about it.”

Her horn glowed. Twilight jumped as she felt something touch her back. Looking around, she saw Sunset had conjured a hand.

“He’s a lot bigger than us too,” Sunset continued, as her magic hand ran its fingers through her fur. “He’d be able to pick us up and do whatever he wanted to us as long as he wanted. That dick of his will be something else now too; our pretty pony pussies might have a hard time taking him. Thankfully, we don’t have gag reflexes anymore.”

Twilight shivered as Sunset blew on her ear, her magic hand sliding down her back to touch her tail dock. She rubbed it with a finger, and Twilight let out a gasp.

“If you want he’d probably just let you sit on his face. With that cute lil’ pair of teats you have now along with that marehood and ponut he’ll have so much to play with. You think my stamina is bad as a human, you should see me as a unicorn; you’ll be the same too. Anon will make you cum so hard and so many times you’ll never want to turn back~.”

She nipped Twilight’s side. Twilight yelped, jumping away from her and giving her a stern glare. Her tail was raised, and for the life of her she couldn’t figure out how to make it to back down.

Sunset just laughed at her. “I’m just teasing, sweetie,” she said, opening the door with her magic. “Just watch me. I’ll make sure everypony enjoys themselves.”

As she walked through the door, she lifted her tail, exposing her mare bits to Twilight. The nerd watched as her clit popped out of its hood, sending a spurt of semi-clear liquid to the floor. Twilight’s nostrils flared, the scent of an aroused mare making her tense up.

“Come on, no more horsing around. We need to make Anon’s day.”

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“Oh my fucking gosh~!”

Twilight twisted and jerked. Her hooves tried finding purchase in the ground, but to little avail. Anon stood over her, massive, imposing, keeping her held firmly in place. In his hand was a tool he had been using on the dork for the better part of half an hour, which had left her a twitching, sweaty, dopey mess.

“This feels so… GOOD~”

Twilight let out a knicker as Anon carefully carved more of her hoof away with a hoof knife. Holding Twilight’s hoof between his legs, he inspected the appendage , then brushed some bits of dirt and hoof away. He hummed and hawed for a minute or two before, with a smile, he slid the knife back into a slot on his belt and pulled out some sanding paper.

A few feet away, Sunset was lounging on a bale of hay, frowning. When her and Twilight had walked out into their backyard to see hay, bags of corn feed, cones, barrels, and all sorts of other things she had come in with pretty high hopes. Anon had made them run around for a bit until they were all sweaty like a couple of fancy show ponies. He had them drink out of buckets, offered them some sugarcubes, then disappeared into the house. Sunset figured he’d come out in nothing but a cowboy hat and ride them like a couple of wild mares, but then he appeared in this get up of his and insisted he look at their hooves. What happened after reminded her more of a medical examination than a sexy role play, and then Anon brought out his tools.

Twilight, slobbering, neighed. She tilted her head back, grabbing the back of Anon’s shirt with her mouth and tugging on it. Anon, without missing a beat, reached around and gave her muzzle a light swat. Adjusting the hoof between his legs, he started to sand.

Sunset glanced away from him and down at her own hooves. Anon had just finished working on them, and while she was rather bemused with what was going on she had to admit that he had done a really good job. She had frequently used Princess Celestia’s personal farrier a number of times when she was younger, and they hadn’t done nearly as good as her boyfriend had. Not only were her hooves so shiny that she could see herself in them, when she had done a little trot around the yard for him she had noticed that it felt nicer just to walk.

She rested her head on top of her forelegs, watching as Anon began coating Twilight’s hoof with a weird, syrup-y liquid that came from a can by his foot. Her horn glowed, and with a thought she teleported two pieces of bread to her side. She glanced around the yard and, seeing some dandelions, plucked them and levitated them over.

Anon paused his work to watch as she put the dandelions on one of the pieces of bread, then teleported some ketchup and mustard and squirted both on the other. Sandwich made, the unicorn gave them a sniff before taking a big bite.

“...What are you doing over there?”

“Eating. I’m getting hungry. It’s a lot better when you’re a pony. Trust me.”

Whatever hope Sunset had with some interspecies fornication after having her and Twilight’s hooves looked after was quickly dashed when Anon pulled out a series of brushes. What happened after that was nothing less than Elysium. Sunset had been pampered before--she had gone with Rarity and the girls to the spa more times than she cared to admit-- but this was one a whole other level.

First her mane and her tail were brushed, then her legs, then finally every inch of her barrel. Anon was as thorough and diligent as he had been with their hooves. He went over and over again with one brush, not moving to the other until he was certain every hair on their bodies were right where they wanted him. The brushes felt wonderful going through her fur. Anon made sure not to tug or rip at any knot or clump of fur he found, and his little touches and scratches made her wiggle and laugh.

He did make it awfully hard to seduce him, but she did her best. While he worked on her rump and tail she winked for him whenever she caught his gaze lowering. She also made sure to bump his groin with her snout, and open her mouth to show just how long and dexterous her tongue was. He didn’t take her bait. In fact, as far as she could tell, he didn’t even seem to notice, so lost in his grooming. She couldn’t remember the last time she had seen him so content.

After Anon was done with her, her coat was gleaming in the sunlight. Twilight got much of the same treatment, and fell asleep halfway through, though he didn’t seem to mind much. When he was done with her, Anon carried the sleeping mare into the house. Sunset followed right behind him, doing her best not to get anything on her hooves. They made their way into the living room, where he set Twilight down onto his lap, letting the unicorn rest against him with her head on his shoulder.

It took a few tries, but Sunset was able to leap onto the bed. She levitated the remote over and turned on the tv before resting her head against Anon’s thigh. Even with a hot purple mare right in his lap he was still as soft as could be. It was a little frustrating, but that went away pretty quickly when she felt a hand begin scratching her behind the ears.

“Ohhhhh~”

She leaned back into the hand, her tail swishing. Anon scratched her more rigorously, going from her ears to her neck without missing a beat. When she felt fingertips massaging just above her left right shoulder, Sunset had to put her head back down, letting out a happy groan as she did so.

With each breath she took, she could smell him, so much better than when she was a human. She could very clearly detect every little nuance of him. The smell of the shampoo he wore, the sweat he broke in when he was brushing them both down, the cotton from the shirt he was wearing and the detergent that had been used on it. She had always taken comfort in his scent, but now it was so much more amplified. Anon was no stallion, but he was still her mate. The one that made her feel happy, the one that made her feel safe and content and so many other things.

Sometime during her petting, Sunset must have drifted off. Her head was still on her boyfriend’s thigh, but his hands were nowhere to be felt. She could also hear giggling. Ears perking up, she opened her ears and lifted her head.

Twilight was now awake. Anon was holding her, aggressively nuzzling her furry chest. The unicorn had her hooves on top of his head, her tail wagging excitedly. Seeing Sunset staring at her, she gave the mare a little wave.

“Morning there, sleepy head.”

“Morning yourself. What the heck is Anon doing?”

Twilight looked down at Anon, who was lost in his own little world, then shrugged. “I really don’t know. He’s been doing it since I woke up. It feels kinda nice.”

Sunset watched the two for a little longer before sitting up. “In that case, I wanna turn,” she said, poking the man’s side. “You got two pretty mares here, big guy. You wouldn’t want to just go and ignore one of them now, would you?”

She booped his cheek with her nose. When he turned to her she leaned into him, aggressively rubbing her cheek against his shoulder. A hand scooped her up by the rump and pulled her into his lap, cutiemark to cutiemark with Twilight. The mares looked at each other, then down at their man. Both grinned, reaching out and grabbing him.

What happened after that was a blur of scratching and petting, kissing and ear biting. They were like a pair of affectionate puppies. Sure, it was a little demeaning, and a whinny or two might have slipped out, but they were pretty sure this was what he wanted. With both mares working together, Anon was totally overwhelmed, so much so that they were able to force him down onto the couch. He still did his best to return the affection, looking as content as any man that had ever lived. There were points when he looked like he was genuinely holding back tears, but Twilight or Sunset would just barrel through, fur and mane wiping away and leaking eyes.

It was when Sunset found herself sitting on Anon’s chest, using her magic to hold down his arms and legs while Twilight blew raspberries on his belly, when she felt it. She could feel something begin to ebb away from deep within her.

“Twi, I think--”

There was a poof and a flash of light. The smell of sugar and gunpowder filled the room in the blink of an eye. Anon, who had been squirming and giggling like a school girl, let out a yell as he was flashbanged by magic.

It took some time, but his vision cleared, and he was able to see a now human Sunset--who was very much naked--sitting on his chest. While he would have never said it out loud, her pony self was much lighter, meaning that he was having some trouble breathing. Sunset had her arms spread out and was very still, as if she were worried she’d explode again.

“Sunset?” Twilight said behind her, sounding not happy at all. “What the HECK was that?!”

“The spell gave up the ghost, Twi,” she replied, giving her fingers an experimental wiggle. “When that sort of thing happens it’s usually… violent. Hey, you’re not some monstrous, half pony half human creature are you?”

“No.”

“Do I look like a half pony half human creature?”

“...No.”

Sunset sighed, slowly lowering her arms. “Alright. Good. Doesn’t look like there are any bad side effects then…”

“Sunset? Were there supposed to be side effects?”

Luckily for Sunset, Anon made a pained noise. The woman quickly crawled off him and, checking to see if he was completely fine and not a half horse monster, she got down onto her knees next to him. Twilight, just as naked as her, crawled off the couch as well and moved next to her.

Anon looked at the two, still dazed. “Hey, seriously though, Sunny, was there a chance of this all turning out to be bad? I just wanted to pet some horses, not have to worry if you two were going to explode.”

“We were fine,” Sunset said with a wave of a hand. “Even if the spell went a little funny at the end we had two powerful magic users and myself working on it. There really wasn’t a chance that there would have been such extreme side effects.”

Anon’s eyes narrowed, and he sat up. “Then why the heck did you think you were some horse monster then?”

“I didn’t think anything,” she insisted, trying not to look over at Twilight. “It’s just… well, magic here is a little funny. Even if any catastrophic mutations were a incredibly low possibility, I just wanted to make sure--”

Twilight reached up, placing a hand over her mouth. “Shhhh. Be quiet before you get yourself in trouble and tell me that what we did was super dangerous,” she said.

Sunset did as she was told while the other woman smiled at their boyfriend. “Magical nonsense aside, did you enjoy yourself, honey?”

Anon smiled. “I did. It was a lot of fun.”

“Where on earth did you learn how to do all that stuff with our hooves? In fact, why did you even want us to be horses in the first place?”

A flash of embarrassment crossed Anon’s face. He awkwardly coughed, looking away. “I, uh, I looked up how to do that stuff on the internet. When you both went to Rarity’s for Sweetie’s birthday I actually went over to Sweet Apple Acres and had Big Mac let me practice on a few of their horses too.” He scratched his chin. “And… I don’t know. I’ve heard all your stories about going on to Equestria and being little talking horses I thought it’d be cute seeing you walking around like that. I wanted to see you both do horsey things I guess.”

Sunset couldn’t help but shake her head. “Well, I’m sorry the spell didn’t last. We could have really shown you what mares really can do.”

Her words were meant with a blank stare. “I mean, I was thinking after the petting I could have tried talking you both into going back outside so I could watch you trot around. Maybe give you a bath afterwards or something…”

“I was thinking of a different exercise. The kind where you’re just as naked as us~”

The only sound that could be heard was the clock on the wall ticking as Anon processed Sunset’s words. His face scrunched up, and he leaned back in disgust.

“What are you talking about, Sunset? You thought I wanted to fuck you both while you were ponies?”

“That’s what these date nights are for, honey,” Twilight pointed out. “We’re supposed to indulge each other’s fantasies.”

Anon’s jaw opened and closed, trying to form words. “Not all fantasies have to end in sex, you dirty old women!” he said. “Jesus, I knew you were perverts, but this is really something else.”

Twilight looked over at Sunset. “I thought it was weird too. Sunset here is the one that told me you’d want to have sex with us like that.”

Sunset looked between the two. This hadn’t been what she was expecting when she woke up this morning. All that hard work, making all those trips to Equestria with the thought she was going to fulfill one of her boyfriend’s deepest fantasies, was all for naught.

She felt her face heat up under Twi’s and Anon’s gazes. “...You really didn’t want to fuck us as ponies?”

“No. Why in the world do you think I’d want to do something like that?”

“I just thought… you know. Since you’re such a fan of horses, and I was a horse…”

Twilight leaned toward her ear. “Pervert,” she whispered.

Blushing harder, Sunset gave her a light shove. “Will you shut up?