My Hero Princess Harem

by madhat886

Chapter 33

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The Earth of the universe where Rainbowland is located and where all color comes from in that universe, is as eccentric as Rainbowland is. Food is big on that Earth, not as big as that world Izuku visited where there are food hunters, but still up there as just about everyone and everything has food base names. (1)

Big Apple City, while largely appearing like a normal city, also has many eccentric looking buildings in the shape of food and fruit. A prominent building in the city has a large apple structure on the top of its spire, presumably the equivalent to One Times Square.

There Izuku’s group are enjoying the food from Berryworks. A popular tourist destination in Big Apple City, it is considered the best place for bakers to start their career. It started off as an ordinary cupcake factory run by J. Quincy Cupcake, the founder of Big Apple City, before being converted into a food truck lot in the modern day. It also contains shops, restaurants, a park-like highline, and a VIP greenhouse. Underneath the complex are storage facilities from the early days of the factory. Hidden behind a painting of J. Quincy and his wife, Henrietta Cupcake, is J. Quincy's former office, which has since been converted into a clubhouse hangout for the Berryworks employees. Bread Pudding's office is located somewhere in the left side of the Berryworks.

Bread Pudding, the manger of Berryworks is a preppy boy with dull tan skin and caramel-colored hair. His hair has a gelled swoop, and he sports a side undercut. He has brown eyes. He wears a purple argyle sweater vest with a white long-sleeve collared dress shirt, brown corduroy pants, and typical brown men's dress shoes.

Bread Pudding is making sure the visiting royalty are enjoying themselves, as it’s not just Rainbow Brite and her group’s parents visiting. As Sunset and her group have also come along, with her mother Celestia, her aunt Luna and her new cousin Luna’s daughter Eri. As well as the parents of Sunset’s herdmates are also attending the event.

The royal parents have been planning for this visit for weeks now and made sure they’re able to have some free time for a family day. The Berryworks is closed down for the visit with only people who are invited are allowed in. There are guards both flesh and robots posted everywhere.

The parents including Izuku’s parents are all seated at a large table setup for them where they’re talking to each other and getting to know each other. Luna has Eri sitting on her lap, as Eri still doesn’t like being away from her mommy and clings to her, which Luna enjoys. Both Celestia and Luna are getting lots of stares as they’re eating lots of sweets, that the cooks from the different restaurants and food trucks are barely keeping up with.

A group of them who are the friends of Rainbow Britt’s group are taking a break and joined their friends at the kids table.

Strawberry Shortcake, who has green eyes, peach skin, freckles on her cheeks and above her nose, and long, pink hair that reaches down to her knees. She wears a strawberry-shaped beanie, a white dress with pink straps and a large strawberry graphic on her chest, a denim jacket, green and white striped leggings, and red sneakers that have a strawberry logo on the side. Additionally, she carries a strawberry-shaped satchel that hangs off her left shoulder and rests on her right side.

Lime Chiffon, a chubby Afro-Latina girl with tannish-brown skin, green eyes, baby-fat cheeks, square glasses, and emerald earrings. She has brown and lime green-streaked hair in pigtails and lime-shaped hair-ties. Lime wears a lime green overall skirt with a lime emblem on it over a sky blue T-shirt and pastel blue leggings, and lime green riding boots. Her skirt is stylized to look like a lime wedge.

Blueberry Muffin, is an East Asian girl with dark blue hair tied into a very big bun, flat bangs, and twin hair strands on each side of her face. She has light skin, a small nose, and blue-grey eyes. She wears a long-sleeved sweater-like blue dress with a blueberry-shaped button on the front, a dark blue choker, light purple leggings, and brown boots. Her hair tie is light blue with a light pink flower attached.

Huckleberry Pie, has dark skin, green eyes, and navy-blue hair. He wears a green and navy plaid button-up short-sleeve shirt over a yellow t-shirt, blue jeans, and greenish-blue sneakers. He is often seen carrying a blue acoustic guitar.

Raspberry Tart has long wavy magenta hair that comes down to her waist and a green headband with a raspberry ornament on it. She has magenta eyes, light tan skin, and a mole on the lower left side of her face below her lips. She wears a white shirt with a raspberry graphic, a purple cropped jacket with folded sleeves to the middle, a medium pink double pleated skirt, purple leggings, and pink flower patterned slip-on sneakers.

Sour Grapes is a fair-skinned girl with ombre lavender and lime eyes. She has natural purple hair in a choppy bob, with lime green highlights. She has a black headband with a grape on it, her dress is green and purple striped with black sleeves. She has white and black striped tights, black combat boots, and layered necklaces. She has a very punk and edgy style. She wears green eyeshadow.

The table is large because of so many teens there.

Rainbow Brite’s group, Red Butler, Lala Orange, Canary Yellow, Patty O'Green, Indigo Doll, Shy Violet, Buddy Blue, Tickle Pink, Moonglow, Stormy. The ninja girl bodyguards, Tsubaki, Karasu, Ukyō, Sakyō, and Tachibana.

Sunset Shimmer’s group, Trixie Lulamoon, Juniper Montage, Indigo Zap, Sugarcoat, Sour Sweet, Lemon Zest and Sunny Flare. And their ninja bodyguards, Asuka, Ikaruga, Katsuragi, Yagyū, Hibari, Fūma, Hijikata, Ayame, Seimei, and Muramasa.

“You went to a Pokemon world?” Trixie asks. The last member of Sunset’s herd who had been touring around Equestria before she stop and went and rejoined her herd. She’s a blue unicorn with a white mane. Shes still wore her matching purple magic hat and cape and dress in a purple tux that she wears on stage. Her shirt barely held in check her huge breasts, and her pants molded to her large butt, giving her an hourglass figure.

Of course all of Sunset’s group of ponies are like that, making all the girls be intimidated by their figures. Even the ninja girls self-esteems took a hit, when they compared themselves to the pony girls. Made worst by looking at their mothers and seeing that they’re only going to grow bigger. And that they can eat tons of sweets without worrying about getting fat, well they still do but it all goes to their breasts and butts. Causing the girls to mentally cry out how unfair that is, which is mirrored by their own mothers.

“You went to a Pokemon world? That game where you go around and collect monsters by throwing balls at them?” Trixie asked Izuku.

“Yes, I did and it was a nightmare. Nothing like the anime at all,” Izuku said.

“In what way?” Blueberry asked. As her world also has Pokémon.

Izuku began to explained to the others about how that Pokémon world works. For one the Pokémon are living creatures in that world, meaning that the ones that eat meat, eat other Pokémon. Pokémon battles often end with the loser either hospitalized or dead. With battling wild Pokémon, just as dangerous to the trainer, who once without a Pokemon, is often attacked by the wild Pokémon, also that being wild creatures, they don’t attack one at a time and just mob the trainer and their Pokémon with numbers.

Pallet Town where Izuku ended up, is poverty-stricken, with few jobs or any access for the residents to better themselves, and most people try and fail to make it as Pokémon Trainers. The one Trainer from Pallet who even made it into the Top 1000 came back all but worshipped, as nobody else had ever achieved anything similar. These two facts combined also mean that most men end up turning to lives of crime to survive.

Ten year olds are also considered legal adults; they have to pay taxes, they can be arrested. Which is why so many parents are allowed to see their child go off as trainers. Culturally, leaving home to become a Trainer is tantamount to taking full responsibility for your own life and turning your back on your home for good, which is why the trainers who don't make it never come home, they haven't got one, anymore.

Gym Leaders bribe trainers because four losses in a row means their licenses are rescinded. Seeing how there are thousands of young boys all trying to become a high ranking trainer, the gym leaders have tons of trainers challenging them every day. Nearly all the male trainers in the world have become complete washouts who have no employable skills, leaving most jobs that require technical skills to the women.

Most men tended to try and become Pokémon trainers. However, the harsh truth is that not everyone can be a Pokémon trainer, more people fail than succeed. Some men realise this early enough and are able to make a change of career, but others chase their dreams until the bitter end and become unable to integrate into society. Having become an adult with no skills other than the ability to throw a Poké Ball makes them effectively useless. Having failed to chase their dreams, they lose their confidence. They were nothing but talk. Unreliable. They always dreamed of getting rich quick. If people like this were allowed to be police, bankers or doctors, cities would be filled with thieves and hospitals would create casualties rather than cure them. As such, most important, serious jobs in this country are handled by women. (2)

“I quickly left that world, it was just too depressing. Not to mention there were people in the town checking me out to rob me,” Izuku explains.

“Well that has pop the idea of a fun world of adventure,” Sour Grapes said.

“What about making friends with the Pokemon?” Blue Buddy asks.

“From what I saw it does happen. But most of the time it is still forcing creatures to fight each other for entertainment. A videogame is just a game that doesn’t involve real creatures or self-aware A.I.s. It’s nothing but a dog fight, where the Pokémon are force to kill each other,” Izuku said. (3)

“I stick to videogames, and not go to any world like Pokémon,” Lime said and thought of something. “But a world where I can build my own robot and battle other robots, sounds great.”

“Been there, the robots do get destroyed but as they’re remote controlled, it’s fine,” Izuku said.

“What about the robots you have?” Raspberry asks.

“The robots from that fallout world, use powerful logic engines. They’re not truly self-aware, unless they’re made that way. It’s the reason why Tow, Muggy, and Ed-E are so much smarter than other robots from their world,” Shy Violet said.

“Both Muggy and Ed-E weren’t built by me, so I really don’t know about them,” Izuku said.

A portal suddenly opens above them and Pony Head came flying out.

“Pony Head?” Izuku asks as the people who aren’t familiar with the flying pony head race, are staring at Pony Head.

“Yeah it’s me, dumb dumb. Star sent me here as she, her family and the other humans of Mewni are being banished from their kingdom. Well… unless they’re in a relationship with a monster,” Pony Head said.

“What?” Izuku asked, stunned like everyone else who heard.

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Author's Note

1 - Toriko, which Izuku quickly left as it’s just too weird for him and confusing. The whole food base economy, shouldn’t work but in fiction.

2 - Pocket Monsters: The Animation, light novels.

3 - Pokémon battles are just dog fights with powers, if it was real.

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