Celestia and Twilight were overseeing the preparations for the mourning party that was happening later that night and Twilight was stunned by the amount of alcohol that was being brought in. It looked like it was every drop of anything you could imagine; easily everything that was in Canterlot. Twilight also noticed that her teacher seemed more at ease, happier, than she had ever seen her. It looks like the princess is happy to have her family back together she thought, happy that her teacher was happy.

“Princess" Twilight said to Celestia, who turned to look down at her student with a small smile on her face

“Yes my dear student?"

“Why isn’t Forger or the one of the others here overseeing things with you?" She really was curious about that and many things about the humans. For example, apparently the humans had brought string instruments to Equestria, which was really hard to believe until the princess had stated that it was true. Forge had dryly remarked that ponies shouldn't be able to play things like the lute anyway, no fingers and all.

Celestia chuckled. She saw how much not knowing about her brothers was affecting her student. She and her sister knew quite a bit about human history, in fact everything that she and the boys had told Twilight about their oaths and the natural balance being thrown out of whack was a big lie. The only thing they couldn’t talk about was how they got their magic.

Like her, the boys loved to troll ponies; in fact they made her seem like a pony that had never trolled in her life, so they made up that little lie because they were tired of telling ponies about their history and they thought it would be fun to mess with ponies who really wanted to know about them; like her beloved student for example. In fact Celestia herself had gone over to the human dimension many times with the boys to get something or other; in fact the spell to do it was quite easy. Celestia shook her head, realizing that she was mentally rambling. She turned to answer her student.

“Well, none of the boys really have the patients for this kind of thing, right now they're probably reading they're mission reports I gave each of them." Twilight looked at her teacher in confusion. “Mission? I thought that they we're just going to guard us."

“They are, but they wanted to know more about you so I gave them information on all of you girls, everything from family history to criminal records."

“Wouldn’t it be easier for them just to ask us?" Celestia chuckled and patted her student on the head.

“They would say that it's better not to get the information from you.... I couldn't tell you why though... I'm guessing right now they are in their rooms quietly getting to know everything about you without your consent...”.....

Celestia wasn't that far off. The humans had read their reports, but now they were really bored. Being bored, for a soldier anyways, especially for soldiers that had been in and out of engagements for years like they had, was not good. Bored soldiers tend to be destructive soldiers. It didn't help that their big sister was basically the queen of a country so they could just about get away with anything they wanted. So they did what any bored little brothers with special ops training would do, looked through their big sisters stuff.

“Why did you have to bring me with you, you know if we get caught I'm probably going to get executed." Chrysalis remarked to no one in particular was the thanes looked all around Celestia's room (which they had snuck into). Longstrider chuckled, opening Celestia's cabinet.

" Chrissy you need to look in the bright side, stop being a glass half empty kind of pony, you'll be happier in the long run."

“I’m going to be the assistant to a crazy blacksmith." Chrysalis deadpanned. Forge looked up from underneath Celestia's bed insulted.

“I’m not crazy!" Reaper came out of Tia's bathroom.

“Then why did the griffins name you the crazed blacksmith, it literarily has the crazy in it you crazy fuck." He said to a frowning Forge.

“Because griffins are stupid! And you shouldn’t talk you lazy black piece of…."

As his brothers argued about Forge's state of mind, Forge’s comments becoming increasingly racists, Longstrider looked deeper into Celestia's cabinet, finding nothing but fancy pony cloths. Why does Tia need all of these fucking cloths? She's naked most of the time. He thought as he randomly knocked on the back of the cabinet. It sounded hollow. Cocking his head he pushed the back of the wall and the whole back wall slid out.

Longstrider whistled and poked his head out and said," Guys look at this shit, looks like our Tia's a big girl now. Forge; get these cloths out of here." Reaper and Forge stopped arguing and walked over with a very curios Chrysalis and Forge used his magic to get all of the cloths out of the cabinet so they could get a better look. When they did they had a wide range of reactions.Reaper fell over, holding his side laughing, Forge looked shocked, his mouth open wide, Chrysalis gave a whistle.

“Damn" She said.

For lo and behold they had found Celestia's famed dildo and other sexual things collection; dozens and dozens of neatly stacked dildos, all of them organized by size and color were in the secret compartment. Longstrider raised an eyebrow at Forge's open mouth. “Forgey, you there good buddy?" Instead of answering, Forge used his magic to grab a particular dildo and float it over for all to see. It was, pink, was veiny, and easily 5 feet long and about 6 inches round that said in big black letters DESTROYER on it. The Changeling and 3 humans gaped at it, Reaper even stopping his laughing to stare at it in awe.

Forge tried figure this thing out reasonably.

"Wait, now that ponies are bigger they probably have bigger jun-"

“Not like that" Chrysalis breathed, looking at the dildo with wonder. "Stallions are about 7 inches average." The humans looked at each other.

Then the questions started.

“Is that a fucking dildo?"

“Where does she put it?"

“That can't be a dildo; she has to use this thing to beat ponies to death."

“I guess we have to face it fellas" Forge said. “Our sisters a whore." All 3 humans looked serious for about 5 seconds then they fell over laughing. Wiping a tear from his eye Forge showed Chrysalis the true meaning of evil, little brother style. “We have to ‘fuck’ Tia over with these.".......

Later that day......

Forge was escorting Applejack and Rainbow to the courtyard to finally see who was the fastest flyer; Dash or Longstrider. Forge thought it was a stupid fucking idea and was telling Dash this as they walked through the castle.

“You’re not going to win."

“I am THE Rainbow Dash, the fastest flier in Equestria, he's going down!" Forge sighed.

“Fine, you're going to be the fastest flyer in Equestria, you’re going to be captain of the Wonderbolts, blah blah blah." Rainbow looked up at him as Applejack laughed.

“How did you know that I wanted to be in the Wonderbolts?" Forge shrugged.

“Since we're guarding you, we got info on you, from your hopes and dreams to your favorite color..... O and your criminal records, somepony likes to get in fights eh Dash?" Both of the girls thought that it was kinda creepy that the humans knew so much about them when Rainbow remembered that Forge said she needed protecting.

“Hey! I don't need anybody protecting me! Get that softy Applejack over there and protect her!" Applejack glared at her friend.

“Shoot Dash, yer about as tough as Fluttershy." Rainbow turned around and looked at Aj.

“What did you say?"

"I'ah said-" Forge chuckled, stopping the beginnings of a fight.

"You girls really are a...... aggressive couple." He remarked as both of them turned beat red.

"We're not going out!" Rainbow almost yelled.

"Ya, I'ah don't like mares like that anyway!" Aj said, jumping in to defend her sexuallity. Forge raised an eyebrow, looked both of the girls in the eye, and sighed.

"Looks like you aren't, damn I owe Reaper 10 bits." He said, muttering the last part.

"What was that last part?" Aj asked, eyebrow raised this time.

"Nothing!..... Anyway is Miss Fluttershy going to be in the courtyard?"

"Ya why?" A confused Dash asked.

"It's just we really haven't gotten to talk to her." Forger explained both mares nodded their heads in understanding.

“Sorry about that sugar, it’s just Fluttershy is..... Well shy."

“She’s just a scaredy pony." Rainbow said as Forge cocked his head at her and snorted.

“She’s the bravest one of you girls."

“What?!" Both Dash and Aj say at the same time. Their shy friend had been called any things but brave wasn't one of them. Before they could argue, Forge continued.

“The only time you are brave is when you're afraid, Miss Fluttershy is scared all the time, but she still goes out and faces her fears every day." Rainbow snorted.

“Says the guy in the free hugs shirt; seriously how many of those shirts do you have?" Forge gave her the finger.

“Fuck you, who doesn't like hugs? Pinkie enjoys when I wear these." It was true. She took the shirt literary, hugging him every chance she got.

“Go make out with Rarity." Dash said as Forge stiffened, fear in his eyes. Aj smacked her friend lightly on the head.

“Dang it Dash! Ya know Forge's scared of mares." Both of the mare’s snorted back laughter as Forge growled.

“40 years of being a soldier and I get stuck guarding the 'funny' ponies."

Both of the girls looked at him." How old are ya Hun?" Applejack asked as Forge looked thoughtful.

“64, 67? Somewhere between there, if you don't count the 2000 years of being frozen." Both of the girls sputtered and Rainbow nudged him.

“You’re looking pretty spry for an old colt." Forge grinned.

“I age like backwards dog years, right now my bodies about 21; give or take. Now come on, it’s time for you to lose Rainbow Crash." Both Aj and Forge laughed, Dash frowning as they made it out of the courtyard where the rest of the girls, the fillies, the princesses, and the other 2 humans waited, Longstrider wearing a shit-eating grin.

“Ready to lose?" Longstrider asked Dash as she walked up to him

She flapped her wings and walked at the starting line. “Buck you, if you have wings get'em out and get ready to lose." Longstrider laughed as he took off his shirt and tossed it to Reaper as Forge and Aj walked over to the group. Grunting and arching his back his wings shot out of his back, making the 3 fillies and 6 mares gasp, and what wings they were. Raven black and with a 30 foot span they were almost as large as Celestia's. Flapping them a few times he sighed.

“That’s just what the doctor ordered, alright how about we go 5 miles out and back, first one that makes it back first wins." Dash grunted, not bothering a reply as Reaper walked between them and started to count down. “5, 4-" As he was counting down Forger grinned as he leaned over to Twilight.
“Hey niece" He said, Twilight turning toward him, head cocked. “Wanna make a bet? Longstrider loses I tell you how I make quicksilver" Her ears perked up. “He wins you have to-" He leaned over and whispered in her ear, she sputtered.

“What?!" She whispered to him.

“Come on, it’s not that bad! Imagine if your girl wins."

Twilight thought it over as Forge's Quicksilver floated over from one arm to the other. He did say he was going to give her some so she could study it, but she wouldn't ALL of the information about it. Then there's Rainbow, how's probably the fastest Pegasus in all of Equestria. After calculating that the odds were in her favor, she nodded and brought her hoof up. “Sure." Forge grinned and clasped her hoof and shook. They both turned around as Reaper counted down to one.

"-one." Dash took off as Longstrider just stood there, smiling. what is he- Twilight thought as Longstrider flapped his wings, he took off after her. “Hey Twilight" A smiling Forge said. “How fast do you think Rainbow fly’s when she does a sonic rainboom?" Twilight tapped her hoof to her chin in contemplation as she watched the 2 flyers were flying back, both of them being neck and neck. There was a loud boom as Twilight saw Dash reach a sonic rainboom. Twilight smiled, she was going to win.

“About Mach 2 why?" Forge giggled. Before Twilight's eyes Longstrider was covered in a green aura.

“Because" He said as somehow Longstrider was forming a spiral behind him, the clear sign that somepony was about to break the sound barrier. “Longstrider can break Mach 5." To Twilight's horror there was a loud boom as Longstrider flew past a surprised Dash. The distance between them grew, Dash trying her best to not make it so, from a few feet to a quarter of a mile. With a powerful flap and a jolly face, Longstrider landed as the group cheered. Twilight groaned and Forge patted her on the back and laughed. “It’s okay Twily."

She looked up at him hopeful. “Does that mean that I don't have to do it?"

“You can't weasel out of this one young lady."

“*sigh* I was afraid you'd say that.".......

Forge and Celestia walked side by side down the hall Celestia's wing over the human. They were both walking toward the throne room to go to the mourning party. While they walked Forge was partaking in one of his favorite past times; bitching.

" We're guarding a dare devil, a librarian with a bad case of OCD, an apple farmer, a pony that at any given time bends physics over and fucks it up the ass, a fashion designer, and a pony that is scared, literary, scared of her own shadow? There's a joke in this somewhere...." Celestia smiled to herself and used her wing to bring her brother closer.

All of those sleepless nights, the guilt and the pain she had of accidentally sealing away her family, was finally gone. She was happy, truly, fully happy. She still found it very surprising that they had forgiven her so easily, a point that when she brought it up was met with laughter.

Celestia looked down at her brother and gave him a look of fake scorn, " Now Forger, all of my little ponies are special and don't deserve to be made fun of." Forge looked up at her and shrugged. “Says you.... Hey since I got you here and you can't run away from me I need to tell you about your dick nephew.

Celestia rolled her eyes. “Which one?"

“The one that I put in the hospital." She huffed.

" You put them both in the hospital." Forge smiled.

" I guess I did....the one that can still talk."

"Shining Armor?"

".....Sure...... anyway you really expect that when you put a guy in the hospital they hate you, but nooooo, I am now this motherfucker’s idol. I swear to god if I stay still too long he's going to jump on my dick. You need to calm him the fuck down."

Celestia chuckled and patted him on the head. “Silly Forge, I'm a princess; I don't need to do anything!"

" You know, the lunar republic sounds like a better name for Equestria, I'm sure Luna would like that when I tell her she's the new queen." Celestia chuckled again.

“I love you too." she said, kissing him on the top of the head as he growled.

They made it to the big giant doors and they both heard what sounded like any ponies chatting to each other. Forge and Celestia looked at each other, both with sly looks on their faces.

“Remember not to get too shitfaced to fast Tia. You ponies never could hold your drink." Celestia chuckled.

“Shut up ya big monkey and open the door for your big sister."

Forge chuckled and opened the door as about 500 ponies turned toward them, all of them becoming silent. Forge smiled as Luna waved at him and he turned and walked to the tables, all of the ponies following. After singling them to sit down they waited as they all were given beers. While they were waiting Twilight looked over to Forge.

" What are we going to do here?" Pinkie answered, she had spent days studying about mourning parties, after all she was the party pony.

" We're going to be drinking silly!" Pinkie said, practically jumping up and down her seat. “There’s also the party games, axe throwing, wrestling, and lots of other fun stuff!"

Forge looked at her surprised. " That’s right Pinkie. Someponies been studying." Pinkie beamed as Forge was handed a beer. Standing up and raising his mug the others mimicked him.

" To the honored dead! To our passed loved ones, to our brothers, sisters, lovers, sons, daughters, all of those that are no longer with us." All of them raised their glasses and poured some on the floor. After some silence Forge brightened. Slamming his mug on the table he said," Enough of the sappy shit! Bring in the center piece!"

Center piece? Celestia thought as the doors opened again as Celestia saw it the center piece.

Needless to say Celestia shat a brick.

It was about 10 feet tall, looked like a multi-stacked cake, and had every one of her..... friends on them. Her particular favorite, the destroyer, was on the top. Celestia and Forge were standing side by side both of them looked at this thing, Forge with a grin plastered on his face and the princess’s eye twitching.

“Forge?"

"Yes sweet sister?" Forge said, fluttering his eyes at her.

"You're going to the moon." Forge gasped and put his hands to his heart, trying his best to look hurt.

"Why would you do that sweet sister?"

"Because you made this thing and it says Celestia' dildo collection on it." Forge looked at the multi colored letters that he painted on the thing that day; hell the paint probably was still wet, and pouted.

"It pains me to hear you-"

"Buck you" She said, cutting him off as she looked around, ready to do damage control.

What she saw didn't encourage her.

Her brothers and sister were on the floor laughing so hard they were crying. Twilight looked like she was about to break again, and the other girls, except Pinkie, who was hopping up and down, had their mouths open, along with the other guards. Forge clasped his hands together, still trying to look innocent, and said," Alright! Enough funny business time to party!"

An unknown amount of time later....

Celestia opened an eye and groaned, holding her head with both hooves, her head hurt so bad! She looked at her surroundings; she was no longer in the throne room. Where am I? All I remember is that we ran out of rum and we went to get some more...... On no! I hope Luna's alright… this is her first time drinking at one of these things after all. A groan was heard to her left and right, and to her relief to was her sister and Longstrider.

"Sister" Luna whined, getting up shakily to her hooves. "What happened?”

“The fucking party happened." Longstrider moaned, getting up. Despite their own pain the 2 sisters giggled. Celestia gave a grateful sigh; luckily they were only in the courtyard, which was filled with passed out guards. As they entered the throne room they all flinched, it looked like a war zone. Ponies upon drunken ponies were lying on top of each other. As they looked around they found Forge and the elements of harmony.

Much to the 3's amusement all 6 girls and a certain changeling queen were laying on top of a sleeping Forger, Rarity snuggled against him, hooves wrapped around his chest with a content smile on her face. Longstrider chuckled evilly. “Forgey’s going to shit a brick when he wakes up." The other princesses nodded in agreement. Then Luna asked the question that everyone was thinking.

“Where’s Reaper?"

“Over here." They turned and saw Reaper, looking no worse for wear and holding a cup of coffee. “I did that to the big guy over there." He said, gesturing to Forger. “Miss Rarity got huggy though." They chuckled but winced because of splitting headaches. “Come on “Celestia said, using a wing to shield herself from her beloved sun.” Let’s get some coffee."

As they walked to the kitchen they heard a yelp and a lot of something’s crashing to the ground that followed by moans and a rapid stream of apologies. Celestia smiled as they continued to walk to the kitchens, at her brother’s predicament making her day.......

Author's Note

NEW COVER ART YAYYYYY