20 minutes before the girls reached ponyville….

Twilight and the others had taken much longer to get to ponyville than the humans because flying by chariot was not really the fastest way to travel; especially compared to a swan dive. During the flight the girls talked excitingly about what they were going to do now that they were finally going home.

Applejack talked about repairs that she was going to start on the farm, Fluttershy spoke about some animals that she needed to see, Rainbow was looking forward to making up new tricks, Pinkie was talking about the party that she was going to throw for the humans, and Rarity spoke about designing them some new cloths.

The only ones that did not partake in the discussion were Chrysalis and Twilight, both of whom were staring off into the distance, both of them glum. Why were they glum you might ask? Well it was because of the humans. Twilight was glum because she didn’t get any of her questions answered by them and when she tried to get close to her Quicksilver it would just move away, leaving her far more frustrated than she had ever been in her life.

Chrysalis’s reason for glumness was a bit more justified than Twilight’s. She used to be a powerful queen of thousands of subjects, she lived in luxury and elegance, she was respected and feared by many, and now she was the babysitter of a crazy human for goddess knows how long. So both the unicorn and the changeling felt sorry for themselves until they heard Applejack’s yell in anger and confusion.

“What an’ the hay happen?”

The other girls broke off their conversations with each other and looked at where the angry farmer was pointing. All of them now noticed that they were flying over Sweet Apple Acres, it’s fields covered with apples. Everything about the sight could have been called picturesque expect a sizeable crater that was close to the farms entrance.

What happened? Twilight thought as they made their way into town, they chariot leaving them at the edge of town. After thanking the guards the girls walked into town to see if they could find out what happened to the farm; Chrysalis changing into a random pony so as not to panic the townsfolk. What they saw in the middle town was both confusing and mildly hilarious.

There was a large group of ponies gathered around Vinyl and Octavia’s house, which was swaying dangerously, looking like it was about to collapse. Outside the house was everything from furniture to DJ equipment. After finding out what had happened they waited for Forge to make his escape.

“Reaper is everypony outta the way?” He called from inside the house.

“Yep!” Reaper yelled.

The girls watched as the top of the house was shifted up, the house making one last groan as it plummeted down with a crash, Forge running outside as fast as his legs could take him. The girls each let out a sigh of relief that he was okay. We should see if he’s okay Twilight thought was she looked him over with concern Reaper said- Twilight suddenly noticed that her friends were sniffing the air along with the group that had watched everything unfold. “What are you girls-“Twilight began as she saw their eyes glaze over and they looked hungrily at Forge, who was chalk white with fear. He looked at her and she looked at him; fear written all over his face.

“Twilight!” he yelled “SAVE ME!”

The mob of ponies were now making their way to the injured human. Twilight facehoofed, hard; something like this was already happening? Charging her horn she enveloped the whole group in her magic, preventing Forge’s pheromones from affecting them. The large group of ponies stopped in their tracks, each of them blushing from embarrassment for what they were about to do. Forge let out a sigh of relief and grinned at Twilight.

“Thanks niece” he said, getting up and limping toward her “You really save-“He was cut off by a sea-green blur slamming into him. Forge groaned it really isn’t my day today he sadly thought to himself as he looked up at his attacker.

His vision was assaulted by 2 golden orbs, both of which were looking over him eagerly. Since he was still pretty tired and the pony really wasn’t doing anything to him yet, Forge just let her be as he caught his breath. Closing his eyes he thought of how he was going to kick his brother’s asses for making him do a swan dive.

“Are you a human?!” A bubbly voice asked him; the green unicorn if Forge was to guess. Without opening his eyes he answered.

“Yes little green unicorn.” He tiredly told her. “Now could you pleas-"something cold was clamped around each of his wrist. His eyes shot open, he could feel his strength draining so that meany that she got lead on him. With a yelp he was lifted off the ground by his cloths by the unicorn, who was looking around crazily at the group of very confused ponies.

“ALLLL of you said I was crazy!” Lyra yelled, getting on her back legs and pointing at all the ponies present with a hoof “Now who’s crazy huh huh?” she laughed manically as she ran to her house, a yelling human in tow…

Each of the girls looked confusingly as Forge was lost in Lyra and Bon Bon’s house. Reaper and Longstrider looked at each other and Reaper handed Longstrider some bits. “I told ya that old Forgey would get kidnapped in the first week.” A smug Longstrider told his brother who snorted and crossed his arms. Vinyl looked at both of them, a small smile on her face.

“I guess that happens a lot?” She asked them. Reaper grinned at her.

“This isn’t the hundredth time this happened.” He told her.

Even after all that happened that day Vinyl kept her usual good humor and laid back attitude. Even though she knew there was going to be hell to pay because of the house she could appreciate when something was funny.

And that was bucking funny

Laughing, she put on her trademark sunglasses and looked up at the 2 monsters that were beginning to grow on her; even they had only known each other for about 30 minutes. “That” She said, wiping a tear from her eye “is bucking hilarious.” She, the humans, even Octavia, who was not in the best of moods right now, laughed until their sides hurt.

“Vinyl Scratch, Octavia! What happened to my house?” An angry voice yelled. Both of the mares flinched, it was their landlord, Filthy Rich. Vinyl looked at her housemate sadly.

“Buck us” They both said as their landlord trotted angrily over to them….

In his pretty long life Forge has been kidnapped many, many times. He had been kidnapped for information, for someone trying to collect the very large bounty that was on his head, and for other…reasons. (The Crystal Queen had taken Forge to try to rape him so many times that he had known the names of most of her personal guard) So when Lyra had taken him to her house he really wasn’t that mad, just indifferent to the whole situation really. He was sure, like every time he was kidnapped, he would get out of his confines and make good his escape. Besides, it was nice to be off his ankle for a little bit.

The whole way the unicorn’s house (or that’s at least what he thought the building was) she excitingly told him about her dreams about humans and how the other ponies thought she was crazy, et cetera et cetera, Forge kinda tuned her out toward the end as he looked over the shackles that she put him in.

They weren’t made completely of lead or Forge would already be free, lead made him about as strong as he would be as a normal human but even then he was very strong. No the smart little unicorn had lead coated around the inside of steel shackles, and it was easy to see that ponies hadn’t made these.

He chuckled at the thought of pony blacksmiths, they made the worst steel in the whole world. Hell, his master didn’t think that there was such a thing as a pony blacksmith. His thoughts turned toward his old smithing master; he wondered if the old dragon was still alive…

“We’re here~!” The little unicorn sing-songed as she opened the door, floating him inside and onto a nice shaggy couch, which he immensely enjoyed.

“Colgate, Bon Bon, look what I got!” She yelled. Forge saw a little blue unicorn poke her head from up the stairs.

“What do ya got Lyra?” Lyra bounced happily in place as she pointed to Forge, who was trying to relax on the couch.

“A human!” She told her roommate, who was trotting downstairs toward her.

Colgate walked up to the human, her mouth a-gap on a slightly awed expression. She looked him up and down and poked him a couple of times to see if he was real. Forge looked at the little blue unicorn.

“Could you please stop that?” Colgate jumped back in surprise.

“It talks?” She asked Lyra. Forge decided to answer.

“He talks yes.” Both unicorns looked at each other and at him and at each other again. Then here was silence, awkward, awkward silence, with just the unicorns and Forge looking at each other. This dragged on for a good 5 minutes when Lyra and Colgate suddenly both hopped up into the air and started to dance around the very confused human.

“It’s a human, a human, I found a human!” Lyra started to sing, still bouncing around him.

Colgate joined her friend and they started to sing their little song until Forge sighed and told them, “Yes, yes you found a human, now could you please get the human a glass of water? He’s fucking thirsty. O and could you open that blind for me? I need the sun on me for a little bit.”

Both of his captors stopped mid-bounce and looked at each other, smiling sheepishly.

“Sure Mr. Human!” They both said, running to do as he asked, Lyra getting him some water and Colgate opening the blinds up, the sun’s rays now shining on the Quicksilver wrapped on his arm, slowly charging it. Just gotta wait for Quicksilver to charge for a few minutes Forge thought as Lyra hoofed him a glass of water, marveling as his fingers wrapped around the glass.

After taking a big gulp of the water Forge looked over the unicorns. “Now Ms….?

“Lyra, Lyra Heartstrings, that’s Colgate, my roommate, my other roommate Bon Bon must not be here.” Lyra said as Colgate waved at the human, making him smile.

“Now Ms. Lyra, what can I do for you?” He asked her. “You must of kidnapped me a reason.” Lyra nodded happily.

“I’m going to study you!” He blinked at her.

“Study me?” He asked her. She nodded again, bouncing up and down in front of him.

“Yep! You’re going to tell me all about yourself!” Forge sighed and took another drink of his water. Eh, what the hell? Why not?

“Okay, I’ll answer a couple of questions.” Lyra squealed in delight and pulled out a quill and paper.

“Okay, first off what’s your name?”

“Forge.”

“That’s a silly name!” Colgate said, Lyra trying to shush her but the blue unicorn wouldn’t be silenced. Putting her forehooves on the humans lap and getting real close to him she said,” Are all humans big like you Mr. Forge?”

Forge chuckled. “No, I’m really big for a human.”

“That’s neat! You seem like a nice human!”

“Colgate….” Lyra said.

“Thank you, you seem…. Like a nice, slightly crazy unicorn.”

“Thank you! Do you want to be friends? It seems like you’d be a good friend!”

“Colgate….”

“I’d make a good friend, or at least I thin-“

“COLGATE!” Lyra yelled, scaring her friend so much that she hopped in the humans lap in fright. Forge chuckled as Lyra cleared her throat.

“Okay, now where was I?” She looked hungrily at his hands. “How is it having…. Hands!” Forge looked at her and closed his eyes, looking proud of himself.

“Awesome.”

“You’re omnivores right?”

“Yep.” Colgate, who was still Forge’s lap, looked at him in interest, her eyes slightly glazing over. Using her hooves to open the human’s mouth she peered inside his mouth.

“Yes!” Colgate shrieked “Look at those beautiful teeth!”

“Whash?” Forge asked Lyra who clarified.

“Colgate is a dentist, as you can see she really loves teeth.”

“Bucking right I do!” Colgate happily said, opening the human’s mouth even more.” Look at those canines, almost long enough to be fangs! They almost don’t look natural for your mouth structure!”

Lyra wasn’t helping matters, playing with his hands. He tried to struggle but both ponies were now stronger than him thanks to the lead still on his wrists. His savor appeared in the form of Bon Bon coming thought the front door with a bag in her mouth. Both of the ponies that were assaulting him stopped in their tracks and watched as Bon Bon, humming a tune to herself, put the bag on the counter in the kitchen and called upstairs, thinking both of her roommates were up there.

“Colgate, Lyra I got puddi-“She turned toward the couch and looked at a pony clung to Forge, who decided to have a little fun with the whole getting-kidnapped-by-ponies-that-were-kinda-crazy thing.

“Help me” Forge said to her “These crazy ponies are holding me against my will and they threatened to cut my hands off.”
It got the reaction that he wanted.

Bon Bon looked at her roommates sternly, like a mother about to yell at her children. “You guys coltnapped somepony?!” She demanded.

“Well-” Lyra tried to say but Bon Bon curtly ignored her and kept talking.

“No Lyra you’ve taken this took far!” Forge decided to help the poor mares.

“The blue one also told me that she was going to take all of my teeth.” If he was honest with himself he might have been pushing this too far but this was turning out to be one of the funniest kidnappings that he had never been apart of.

“WHAT?!” Bon Bon yelled, causing the 2 mares to flinch as Forge had to choke back his laughter.

“I didn’t-“Colgate tried to defend herself but she was also cut off.

“I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU TWO!” Bon Bon roared as she went into a hysterical rant for the next 10 minutes. Finally Lyra got tired of the yelling and stuck her hoof in the mouth of a very angry Bon Bon.

“Bon Bon just let me explain.” She told the angry mare” The human is just being tricky, trying to turn you against us.” Lyra said with a nod, pointing at a smiling Forge.” We need to be strong while we study it.”

“ Him!” Forge said.

“Him” Lyra repeated. “ The first thing we need to study is hi-“

“Wait why do you get to study him?” Colgate asked.

“What do you mean?” Lyra asked her, bring Forge’s hand up to her face “Look at these babies!” Colgate responded as she opened his mouth again.

“But his teeth! I might never get to see an omnivores teeth again!” Both of the mares squared off, muzzle to muzzle.

“He’s mine!”

“No he’s MINE!” The yelling escalated into an adorable brawl, Colgate and Lyra rolling around the ground, Bon Bon trying to stop the hilarious and adorable fight as Forge quietly laughed to himself.

Suddenly his Quicksilver started to float around him again, signifying that it was charged up enough to work again. Time to get the fuck outta here Forge thought…

“STOP IT YOU TWO!” Bon Bon yelled as her roommates rolled around on the ground, biting and mane pulling. She sighed and looked at Forge. To her surprise something was floating around him as he looked at her and smiled, his glowing eyes sparkling with amusement. Popping both of his thumbs out of place he let the shackles slide off his wrist.
Standing up and willing his Quicksilver to go around his ankle so he could walk. He nodded toward Bon Bon as he walked toward where she had put the bag filled with pudding. Grabbing the pudding that Forge thought was Colgate and Lyra’s he took out a plastic spoon from the bag and popped open both of the containers and peered inside.

“Ooo chocolate!” Forge exclaimed as he promptly stole both of the unicorn’s pudding as revenge for kidnapping him. Waving at a frazzled Bon Bon, who as he left facehoofed so hard she almost gave herself a black eye….

This has been a long fucking day Forge thought as he finished his stolen pudding and walked back to where the ponies whose house that he had broken lived. The same group of ponies were still in the pretty much same spot as Forge limped toward them. As he got nearer he heard yelling.

“Whose going to pay for this?! You 2 are good for nothing….” As he got closer he saw that Vinyl and Octavia were being screamed at by a stallion. Forge was tried, he was hurt, and he was getting slowly pissed at the stallion.….

When Forge was kidnapped Longstrider, being the next in rank, had to explain everything to the ponies so they wouldn’t attack them.... Or run away screaming, Longstrider didn't know what ponies did now-a-days to strange creatures. After a good talk with the mayor the ponies learned that the humans didn’t mean any harm.

Hopefully Forge wouldn’t make him a liar.

His said brother was limping toward the stallion that was yelling at Vinyl and Octavia angrily. “O shit.” Longstrider muttered as Filthy raised a hoof, looking like he was about to strike one of the girls. He turned toward Twilight, who was standing right next to him. “Niece” he said, Twilight looking at him with a puzzled expression “you’re in for a treat.”….

Just as Filthy’s hoof was being brought down something grabbed it. Confused, he looked toward the grabber. “You must be the landlord of the house I broke.” Forge said to Filthy Rich who looked up at him.

“You must be Captain Forger.” He told the human, who grimaced; this stallion had friends in high places; well-connected high places.

“Yes Mr…..”

“Filthy, Filthy Rich.”

“Well Mr. Rich, if you know my name then I’m guessing you know of the new facility that is right out of town?”

“Yes I may know something of it.”

“Then come by in a couple of days so I can talk about reimbursing you for the house.” Filthy nodded toward the human.

“Very well Captain.” He said as he started he walk away.

“O Mr. Rich?” Forge called.

“Ye-“as he turned around he was hoisted up in the air with a yelp to face a very angry Forge. Something wrapped around his neck as Forge snarled. Taking 2 steps he launched a screaming Filthy straight up into the air. All of the ponies watched as he disappeared in the sky.

Vinyl and Octavia looked at Forge, who was breathing heavily.

“Forge” Vinyl said,” I could kiss you right now.” Forge snorted, too tired to find one fuck to give, pulling out a cigar and a match.

“You’ll end up like that asshole then.” He said, lighting the cigar and taking a few puffs.

“How high is he going to go?” Rainbow asked as she squinted up at the sky. Forge shrugged.

“The Quicksilver will take him about a mile or 2 up and it’ll drop his ass.” Octavia looked up at Forge.

“Captain, thank you for your ‘assistance’” She said “But I don’t think you know what you’ve gotten yourself into.” Forge just snorted, still not finding a fuck to give. He turned toward the large group of ponies still around them.

“Citizens of ponyville” Forge yelled “I am Captain Forger of the Equestrian special forces, the human that most of you tried to rape.” The ponies blushed as Forge continued. “You all will help us carry Ms. Scratch and Octavia’s things to the facility outside of town or I’ll draft every one of you into the Equestrian military! You have 30 seconds to start grabbing things.” The ponies looked at each other and back at Forge to see if he was serious.

“15 seconds!”

As the ponies rushed to grab whatever they could, Longstrider walked up to his brother, laughing. “Way to meet the townsfolk! Where did you get the cigar?”

“Stole them from Blueballs, the stallion might be an asshole but he sure knows his cigars.” He turned toward Reaper. “Reaper, show the ponies where to take the ladies things.” Reaper nodded as the 6 girls and queen in disguise walked up toward Forge, Rainbow still looking for Filthy in the sky. The stallion finally was seen screaming his head off as he quickly approached the ground.

At about a 100 feet from the ground the Quicksilver slowed him down until he was stopped 3 feet from the ground and dropped in a muttering mess. The Quicksilver flew back toward his ankle as the group walked toward Forge’s new home.

“Captain” Octavia said.

“Just Forge ma’am”

“…Forge, why are all of our things going to your home?”

“Because ma’am I broke your house and I’m guessing you 2 need a place to stay. So my home is now yours. Just one thing though…”

“What’s that Forgey?” Vinyl said; Forge flinched at his hated nickname.

“How do you feel about living with a changeling and an omnivore?”

Both of the ponies shrugged, signifying their indifference. “We’re fine with it.” Vinyl said as Forge looked at the ponies that were carrying stuff away. A light bulb went off in Forge’s mind; this was as good a place as any for his niece to execute her promise.

“All of you get back here for a second.” Forge called to the ponies, all of them trotting back as Forge motioned over to Twilight to come over to him.

Before she could ask what he needed Forge said,” Alright niece, you lost the bet and it’s time to pay the piper.”

Twilight looked up at Forge, beat red and with a shocked look on her face. “What?!” She looked at the crowd of ponies, all of them looking curiously. “I’m not doing that in front of all of these ponies!”

Forge raised an eyebrow. “Yes you are.”

“No I’m not!”

“Yep.”

“NO!”

“Time’s a wastin’ niece.”

Sighing and blushing heavily Twilight turned to the crowd of ponies. “Hello citizens of ponyville” She called out “I am Twilight Sparkle-”She turned around, showing the crowd her flank. Smacking said flank she yelled. “-THE ELEMENT OF SEXINESS!” The whole town looked on a blushing Twilight, who just wanted to run to her library and stay there for the next couple of years from embarrassment, all of them wide mouthed from shock.

Forge looked down at his niece, patting her on the head. “Good job niece.” He said as him and the other humans hit the ground, tears streaming down her faces…..

Author's Note

New chapter for bunny day.