What you are about to read never happened. There is no clandestine government group referred to as "The Agency". If there were such an group, it would most definitely not employ young fillies as agents. And rest assured, an organization called MULE did not come within minutes of detonating a bomb at the Summer Harvest Parade in Ponyville.

The only things out of the ordinary that happened that weekend were some bullying related incidents. That is the official story, and we are sticking to it.