She's a masochistic nymphomaniac with her whole life ahead of her. He's a pyromaniacal psychopath with blood on his hands. Equestria had better watch out - it's the fierecest pair since Bonnie & Clyde.

Scootaloo wants Rainbow Dash. This is mindless, masturbatory and pointless clop. GOOD clop... but, still. Just clop. Mostly.

Spike is tired of going to sleep alone every night. As it turns out, Spike isn't the only one sick of being lonely.

Bruce is 32. Bruce is trapped in the body of a colt. Bruce hates the universe. The universe hates Bruce more.

Rarity is perfect. Rarity is lovely. Rarity is Spike's entire world. There are some that have very different perspectives of the world.

Pinkie Pie wants to get a little freaky. Applejack, not so much. (EQG)

In which Spike discovers the dangers of drug abuse, through the wonders of Poison Joke.

Gabriel Iglesias finds himself in a strange new land, filled with talking ponies. Celestia have mercy on their souls.