It's not easy to go back to your life after a thousand years of insanity and exile. All the same, there's a special somepony that Luna desperately wants to get closer to - all she has to do is get up the nerve to talk to her.

Lotus Blossom and Aloe have a Princess problem: no matter what they do, Celestia won't relax. Massage isn't working, the Princess is getting tetchy, and they're running out of options. But it's not like they can relax her by force... is it?

Think of it as an accident. Sometimes, you're just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Now, Applejack is different. Applejack has new gifts. And what Applejack wants, more than anything, is to share them with her closest friends.

Underestimating the wretched Sparkle pony had cost Chrysalis everything. It was only fitting that stealing her guise for a night would be Celestia's complete undoing.

Applejack is helpless, always a single word away from a mindless trance. Twilight can resist taking advantage of her friend. She just needs to experiment a little. For perfectly sound reasons.

It's a terrible idea to write smutty letters and fantasise about sending them to Princess Celestia. Fortunately, only Twilight will ever know they exist.