Nightmare Moon's about to return and Equestria needs a savior, but don't worry: Celestia's got everything under control. Just as long as Twilight goes to Ponyville on time, and not to Moondancer's party instead--but why would she ever do that?

The Crystal Empire is hardly where I'd like to be right now—or ever, for that matter. But as long as I'm a guest of the resident royal family, I might as well enjoy the night life... and perhaps, if I'm lucky, their hard-partying daughter too.

After Luna's banishment, Celestia created the Angels: a team of three magical prodigies tasked with protecting Equestria and handling any task the Princess cannot. Given recent events, "wielding the Elements of Harmony" might warrant a mention too.

Yesterday, Dinky Hooves learned a new word. Today, she's going to share that new word with her two best friends at school. Fluttershy really should've watched her mouth a little more. [TW: dumb kids, marshmallow pony swears]

After a long, hard night of drinking and disreputable behavior, Caramel and Thunderlane attempt to answer one of life’s most impenetrable questions. While they explore the matter, a few other pressing concerns arise. M for bad words/innuendo.

Or tries to, anyway. Turns out, coming up with emphatically awful jokes is a lot easier than telling them.

King Sombra meant to possess Twilight Sparkle's body and take over Equestria with it. Due to an addressing error, he ends up in Dinky Doo's body instead. Neither of them is very happy about it. *5th place in the More Most Dangerous Game contest*

In which Button Mash shouts incoherently at the most advanced hoofball simulation ever developed, Sweetie Belle observes and provides internal commentary, and something just left of shipping ensues.

I am Cold, swirling snow that turns ponies against each other. I am Survivor, the one the Friendfyre spell didn't catch. I am Demon, and Clover the Clever is my Master. *Winner of Equestria Daily's Outside Insight contest*

Applejack is an honest worker, a loving sister, and a great friend. Also, she can destroy any enemy in existence with a single buck. She doesn't like to brag about it. [A shameless adaptation of Onepunch-Man.]

After stumbling upon Apple Bloom in a compromising position with a colt, Applejack comes to terms with her little sister growing up and wonders what role she's meant to play in her life. *2nd place in the Most Dangerous Game contest*

Doctor Sparks had heard stories about Canterlot General Hospital being haunted. In retrospect, he probably should’ve listened to them. Right now, all he wants is to escape the monsters pursuing him and get out before it's too late.

Pinkie Pita lives in Vanhoover, works at a pita shop, and has no family to speak of. She hates pears, and she has no idea why. [No overt spoilers for "Pinkie Apple Pie", but you won't get the story if you haven't seen the episode.

There's a plague infecting Equestria, and Diamond Tiara has taken it upon herself to cure it. Permanently.

In a world where magical airship travel has directed and defined life in Equestria for centuries, the RES Corona is the most dangerous ship in the Equestrian Navy. A cocksure band of six unlikely pirates begs to differ. AU, technically post-S3.