Captain Spitfire encounters a Treasure Mimic. Tentacles ensue.

It's Hearts and Hooves Day. Well, almost. And Vinyl Scratch is trying to figure out what to get Octavia.

Pinkie Pie wakes up (which is normal), but she's really small now (which is not normal), and she's also just crawled out of her own ear (which is super duper not normal).

After a crash leaves Rainbow Dash with the mental state of a child, her friends look after her. At the moment, It's Fluttershy's turn.

As a filly, Vinyl listened to Octavia Melody on the radio. As a mare, Vinyl goes to meet Octavia in person. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

Nine trapped ponies. One psychotic killer. The longest night of their lives.

Spike and Treehugger spend some quality time together.

Octavia gives a microphone a blowjob.

Vinyl and Bon-Bon decide to go on one of those sex cruises. Lewd things follow.

It's bright and early. It is very, [i]very[/i] bright and early. And all Vinyl Scratch wants to do is eat breakfast.

Octavia visits Sweet Apple Acres

Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash exchange gifts

It's late. It is very, very late. And Vinyl Scratch just wants to crawl into bed.

The Cakes engage in dirty, filthy married sex

Rainbow Dash and Twilight exchange words. Yes, like that.