One fateful day, there began a romantic catastrophe for all of Equestria. Everypony was suddenly compelled to enter relationships with another pony, regardless of gender! Guided by an unseen hand, ponies began to date each other for reasons they couldn't explain. Many theorized that in another world, they were being watched and controlled by gods who wished to see their favorites among them become unified in marriage. But the true reasons were a mystery to all, except perhaps for one intuitive pony left without a partner…