Twilight Sparkle isn't known for randomness. Pinkie Is. But Twilight isn't being normal, so Pinkie has to be abnormal to her usual normal! To... solve the mystery... and stuff. There was also something about a backrub?

Not even being an inch makes it safer to cheat off a friend's page. Caught by Harshwhinny, Lucky is left to detention, held either in a classroom or in the stoic titan's stomach. She chooses the latter. Everything goes downhill from there.

Spike is drunk. Twilight is high. Rainbow is sober. This sort of trio has never happened before. And it's up to the sober to get the others home.

After learning how to drink, you do a bit too much of it, for you mostly do it alone.

You see a message sent ten minutes ago from someone who has not been online for the last ten months. You are Spike, and that message is from Rarity.

Decades change within a blink. The banishment of a sister, the loss of a student, has caused Princess Celestia to be distant when it comes to family. However, a baby dragon burns through her defence... but her past failures cause her to let go.

Spike has survived the strain of daily life to find himself empty inside. Proven a worker, a friend, and a proper dragon—that search for 'something' never ends. Finally, on being led by a feeling, he winds up before Princess Celestia without reason.

Greatness is a desire created by fantasies. Rarity has always wanted to be the greatest fashionista, and Spike the greatest hero. Yet when they get what they want, they find themselves empty instead. The two then enjoy a weekend together.

There is a kiss from a princess, one in love with another, able to gift immortal life to her fiance. Spike is a silent knight, missing an arm but still bearing a sword, seen as traitorous by all, forced to escort Twilight to the dying dragon king.

Vanilla Beam shrinks... and must be found by a princess and a queen!

Tough Luck is a stallion, shrunk and drowned in mashed potatoes, soon to be eaten by an unaware mare. Stranded in her stomach with little tools, this is how he makes a life out of it.

"You'd be more useful if you were a rug beneath my hooves." Seconds passed. "If it meant you would step all over me? I would gladly transform into a carpet." A groan. "Shut it, jerk." And then Starlight and Spike went off to rule the world.

Twilight sits like perfection on a couch, and Spike's cock is unable to take that.

The days are the same and the nights are like any other. In the kitchen for her evening wine, a mare shares a glass with a time-travelling dragon, who can barely say more than the word 'Yes.'

Cinch is an inch-tall pet to Twilight Sparkle. Their 'study' sessions together are strange. They are also lewd.