Starlight Glimmer has asked you out on a date. But sadly, for her, you're just not that into ponies. I'm sure this'll have no negative repercussions.

When crime runs rampant across Equestria, two individuals step up to help: Officer Cord and Detective Shy. Even if no one asked them to.

Discord goes to Heaven. He's not sure why, either.

Hi, my name's Nightingale and I think my Mommy's the best Mommy in the world. She doesn't just have one face, but many. And she always saves the very best face just for me.

Twilight Sparkle and friends spend a peaceful evening together playing cards. That is until their future selves decide to show up to stop them all from ruining their lives.

Flurry Heart is finally left alone, leaving the villains of Equestria the chance to come and take her away. Those poor bastards.

"Most likely," Shining told his sister. "Why else would they be so late?" Thus began the night of a thousand fibs.

Pinkie Pie sits alone in a room with an unopened box. What's in the box, you ask? Only everything.

It seems that every time I leave out one of my shirts, Fluttershy just has to put it on. She knows that ponies don't wear clothes, right? So what else could this mean?

A pony wakes up to enjoy his 742nd day in Paradise. He should be alright, though. As long as he doesn't resist the soothing voice inside his head. Or any of the strings tied to him.

What happens when a pony doesn't actually like the cutie mark that they receive? Perhaps one more embarrassing than most? Well, that's when Starlight Glimmer's special talents come into play.

There's a man who works at my job in the basement. He says his name is Derek. He also says he used to be a Chaos King.

It's official. Twilight Sparkle is dead. Better luck next time, I guess.

Following another date together, Discord asks Fluttershy to talk dirty to him. Perhaps he should've been clearer about it.

Introducing Hero's Day! A day where Equestria's worst villains dress up as their favorite heroes and go door to door demanding treats. Treats or death, that is.