This is what happens to you.

"Hello, Screw Loose. How are we doing today?"

"Suppose I killed them all?"

Shining Armor has wanted to be a Royal Guard ever since he was a colt. It's been his hope and his dream, and he's closer to it now than ever before. The only question left is if it's worth leaving his little sister behind.

We're all doomed.

"Sit down, folks, all you ponies you, and drink Zecora's verbal brew."

When you're already as perfect as the Great and Powerful Trixie, there's simply no need for anything else.

Please do not read. -Derpy Hooves

When Barbarians come...

How the Punctuation Ponies saved us all from terrible stories.

Canterlot's Royal Inspector has arrived in Ponyville. Hijinks ensue.

After one hundred years as a statue, Discord is back, and he intends to win this time around.