A crazed Twilight Sparkle is desperate for a friendship lesson. In a fit of anger, you jokingly suggest one.

One day you decide to be an idiotic edgelord and hate your nice pony friends for seemingly no reason. Even though you live in a paradise.

You, the human dance with Twilight Sparkle. It proves to be dangerous.

The robot ponies are terrifying and sexy. They want every human to have sex with them. You are one of the last humans who refuse the sexual advances of the sexy robot ponies.

You want to pet a pony. Twilight allows you to pet her. This leads to unintended consequences.

You make a startling discovery that Maud Pie is no ordinary pony. In fact, she doesn't seem to be a pony at all.

A wholesome story where you hold your love Princess Twilight Sparkle's hoof in secret.

Celest-AI gets a Space Marine virus. The Space Marines kill all the ponies.

You are freezing to death. Pinkie Pie comes to your aid. Everypony else seems to hate you.

Princess Celestia contemplates banning porn. Luckily, she seeks advice from her sister.

You are depressed. Mares are just too easy to sleep with.

You, the evil human ruin the wedding of Shining Armor and Princess Cadance with the help of the Force.

Fry and Bender unintentionally got themselves conscripted into the army. Can Fry and Bender survive under Zapp Brannigan, who will surely send them on a suicide mission? Then again, the aliens are cute ponies. They can’t be so dangerous.

You discover something quite strange about pony hooves and the customs surrounding them. It doesn’t make any sense at all.

You are Princess Twilight Sparkle. You want to cuddle your human friend tonight to keep him warm.