Moving to a new school halfway across the world is hard. Falling for the first friend you make there is even harder.

Sonata is pretty sure that its her and her sister's Sweet Sixteen birthday. It would make her so happy to have a birthday party, just like the old days. Which means that Adagio and Aria have some work to do. Its a Super Siren Sweet Sixteen!

On Valentine's Day, Twilight pays her Canterlot High friends a visit and finds out that they have all thought about sleeping with her. She is not okay with this.

Principal Celestia isn't a morning person, and Canterlot City is all out of coffee. On top of that, she has to deal with talkative baristas, students who forgot the "No electronics on school grounds" rule, and a ditsy Siren with a blindfold.

A blind knight, a shade-wearing Disc-jockey, and a cross-eyed mailmare versus a mysterious evil. The fight to save Equestria is on!