This is what happens when you misread story titles, children.

Word gets out about a mishap at an animal sanctuary construction site. Things do not go well for the trio of ponies responsible.

Pinkie wants Starlight and Maud to enjoy brunch with her. An idea that Starlight dismisses out of hoof. Too bad Pinkie won’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

Little filly Sunset Shimmer needs something to occupy her time. She’s already read all her adoptive mother’s books, so a trip to the library is the logical solution. Unfortunately, things quickly get out of hoof.

Sunset Shimmer and Equestria’s own Princess of Friendship Twilight Sparkle have spent hours, literally hours, researching earth baby intelligence and have come to some startling conclusions regarding human Flurry Heart.

Trixie has a problem. She may have accidently, and awesomely, teleported a table during a simple magic exercise. At least the table has been found, but now she has to, ugh, talk about what happened with Twilight… Or does she?

It's not as bad as you're thinking. It's much worse.

Octavia Melody enjoys a nice, quiet moment to herself until her housemate shows up. This is why we can't have nice things.

Aria Blaze goes to Twilight's to borrow a cup of sugar, because that's what neighbors do right? Things rapidly go downhill faster than anyone, even Aria... Especially Aria, could have predicted.

Starlight Glimmer wished to get out of friendship lessons for the day. Be careful what you wish for.

Spike lives in a giant castle with the company of not one, but two mares. So, everything's just peachy, right? Ignoring how unhinged his castlemates can be in conjunction with how much magical power they happen to have... and sometimes abuse.

Trixie struggles with getting up and facing the day.

I will not apologize for art.

Apple Bloom is bringing over her ‘colt friend’ for dinner, but she and the rest of the apple family have some concerns that the Apple's matriarch may not be progressive enough to accept this new relationship.

Adagio Dazzle takes a moment to remember her fellow Dazzlings and reflects upon the girls’ changing nature.