Sixth-year Bill Weasley is tired of having witches chase him just for his looks: a problem which, in all the wizarding world, feels like his alone. But some say there are other worlds...

In which a series of perfectly logical events start with a minor bug infestation and end in Rarity's trial. (Did I mention this was Crackfic Week?)

Scootaloo's living situation on the Acres is strictly temporary. Her parents will arrive to resolve things any day now. And then maybe Applejack will learn what 'responsibility' really means.

...and in a nation where meteorology is scheduled, ponies expect the Bureau to DO something about it.

Luna thought a little touch of sexual roleplay would be exactly what she needed to spice up Date Night. Luna managed to completely forget she was dating Twilight "World's Biggest Geek" Sparkle.

Because when it comes to cattle, hormones, or adolescents, nopony should ever underestimate the power of group stupidity.

What's the best way to deal with that traveling cloud party? Make it somepony else's problem. And what's the best way for somepony else to deal with it? Repeat as necessary.

Rarity's goal for the day after Hearth's Warming? Don't kill anypony. No matter how much they might deserve it.

Some ponies want to see the world burn. Others just think it's a good idea to force Rainbow into working retail.

All Twilight wants to learn is where that odd coin she found in the late fee collection box came from. You'd really think she'd know better by now.

As facts go, Celestia can always remember 'Why don't we let first-year Gifted School students have a project fair?' is a horrible idea. Everypony else usually needs about eighty years to forget that.

Having to wait for the now-healthy twins to be discharged from the hospital has made Pinkie... bored. The adminstration isn't going to like her when she’s bored...

Given the Bearers' past record with naming conventions, Applejack really should have been more careful around salad spinners.

The smallest movement from the most stable tectonic plate can produce an earthquake large enough to shake the world. On a related note, Applejack just asked Snowflake out on a date.

The mayor wants the Bearers to operate kissing booths at the town's street fair. The Bearers would prefer to do pretty much anything else.