This is not what you think it may be. This is a parody of "Sweet Apple Massacre". I hate that story, so what do I do? Well make a comedy of it of course! Sorry if you came for gross out factor, I'm ownly here to make you laugh (at least I hope).

Earth encouter a strange event while everyone was living in peace and harmony...

Let's follow Isaac and his group as they protect the main six from some unknown danger. Well at least unknown to them because the princess obviously knows but thats besides the point. Anyway will Issac get over his and twilight's past? probably not.

Through a magic rift, a young man finds himself locked in a nicely decorated cell. And his captor has more in store for him than just imprisonment.

A split between the Royal Sisters emerges and War soon breaks out.

Human in Equestria talks about giving Twilight Sparkle Ecstasy that he brought from our world.

Sea Swirl fights a giant monster using water.

There are some things in the pony world that don't translate well in the human world. Poor Sunset Shimmer has to explain this to Twilight Sparkle...

When two friends get sucked through a portal given to them and end up Legofied in a Lego Equestria, can they survive what happens to them?

In the winter snow, a lost foal cries.

Not Import just hates the world, and everybody in it. But before he can start his genocide crusade, a certain pony from upstairs wants to talk to him...

Rumble looks at the class yearbook.

Life is a gift to all, and Equestria is no different. However, what would happen to harmony if life was not but war?

The Mane Six may have bested many lethal foes, but can they really match up against those who are considered to be for girls? Were their victories softened in the actual show? Time to find out!

Rainbow Moon has awoken again. His wrath is now set on The Order of Rainbow Moon, but their leader has another plan up his cloak.