It's a long road from Baltimore back to Michigan, but it gets a lot shorter when I pick up a pony hitchhiker at the Mahoning Valley Service Plaza.

You've finally decided to take the plunge and visit the Ponyville Day Spa for a massage and maybe something else.

You have two questions: what, exactly, is Tree Hugger on, and where do you get some?

A collection of short Equestria Girls fics, lovingly handcrafted for your reading pleasure. Prepare to be disappointed.

She didn't like cats, but that didn't stop a stray from showing up at her front porch.

People you talk to on the phone aren't always what you expect when you meet them.

Butterscotch studies plants at Michigan State University. He likes plants, but he doesn't like the hustle and bustle of East Lansing.

Deleted scenes and side stories from Onto the Pony Planet

You work for a minotaur named Jim Jam at a general store in Manehattan. It's an okay job; more importantly, the schedule is open enough for you to pursue your true passion: exploring ancient ruins.

Your roommate, Filly Anon, clogs the toilet. Repeatedly. Not out of malice; just because she's an equine.

After a really bad morning, Twilight orders a Venti White Chocolate Mocha to cheer herself up. Starbuckers only has decaf.

Louis Keller can't believe it when a pony walks into his equipment store wanting to rent a Bobcat. She does have an appointment, though.

Marenberg is under siege, with daily skirmishes resolving nothing. Captain Jade Thorn tries a risky tactic.

Once upon a time, there was a man living in a typical suburban house in the heart of America, and one day he somehow found himself in Equestria.

Your (hopefully) temporary roommate Filly Anon decides to play Pokemon Go while you're at work. Unfortunately, she catches a Pokemon.