- Bacon Edition - Comedy 2013! Rainbow Dash POV

by Rockyz

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Random, Alternate Universe
Length: 350

The Randomness Begins! Bacon Encampments?

The Randomness Begins! Bacon Encampments? Well this can only mean a whole bunch of random comedy. No slapstick though, because that is just dumb…

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-27 01:02:16 UTC

Bacon

The Questria of Equestia – Bacon -

Chapter 1: Bacon

Hello, my name is Rainbow Dash; I spent all my years working as a solider for the French. If only I had known that Apple Jack had stolen our food resources. It was the first day at hoof camp; I can tell you that I never expected anyone to be so strict. Yet his puffs from his breath made more sense than his mouth. Apple Jack had told me about his mental issues back at Equestria.

“Attention! I want all the hooves over there, along with the two hooves over there!” The hoof camp trainer had shouted. Gosh, I could not believe the energy in his voice. Even his legs wobbled when he tried to make sense. Apple jack and I, well we would just giggle a little every time he wobbled towards us. Talk about a leader of the chicken drumsticks.

“You may all be wingless freaks, yet we can’t all look fancy; now can we?” He was a little mean spirited when it came to wings. Breakfast was the only activity on my mind. Just eat then sleep, I’m sure the idiotic hoof camp trainer would wear himself out soon. Even if he was close to Pinkie Pie, like it would even matter if we lose to this jerk.

“Talk about mean spirited, huh?” Pinkie Pie had whispered, while I was swaying my hooves trying to give the signal to bail out... interesting slices of bacon? Yeah, well... Pinkie Pie was always a fan of Bacon; it was her deepest, darkest secret. I guess everything never went eye to eye with that piggy.

How did you win against St.Porky? Pinkie Pie just twitched, until realizing that the piggy never lost.”Well it was more of a one on one tag team”, she made no sense what so ever, I had only wondered if the same question was asked in my perspective. With my mind full of crap; it would be nice to get some recommendation to keep trotting. “Erma... trotting is bad for you”, I don’t care...