Derpy woke up with an evil grin.She went into the kitchen and got a muffin and ate it.She opened a drawer and got a axe,knife,glass,and a hammer.She dumped the weapons into a box and left the house.
The grey pony was walking to pinkie pie's house trying to be unnoticed,but then twilight sparkle walked up to her and asked,''hey derpy what are you doing''.derpy paused paused for a bit.Derpy stared at twilight for a second.''Uh i am giving pinkie pie some uh muffin ingredients,''said derpy suspiciously.''uh..ok'',said twilight.
It was a bright day in ponyville.Derpy woke up and said to herself ''This is going to be a great day''.She walked out the door and walked to sugarcube corner.She walked inside and glanced at the muffins with her tongue sticking out a little bit.''Hi mrs.cake and mr. cake'', derpy said with enthusiasm.''Why hello derpy what would you like'',Mrs cake handed derpy a muffin.Derpy ate it like a boss leaving crumbs on the counter.''Hey mrs.cake can me and pinkie pie hang out for a bit'',asked derpy.''sorry derpy she not here right now'',said mr cake.Derpy smiled and said ''thats ok i will try to find her''.She trotted out of the door with a long smile.She went threw about almost every street in ponyville until she saw her walking by the bank.She trotted over to the pink pony and asked '' hey pinkie wanna play''.Derpy released a super smile hoping for pinkie to say yes. She took a deep breath and said, ''Derpy i am bu..'',derpy cut her off and said ''wanna play checkers''.Pinkie pie yelled, ''derpy shut the fuck up you little cunt''.Derpy looked at pinkie pie with tears tears running down from derpy's eyes.Pinkie tried to say sorry but derpy ran away before she got to say it.
Derpy sat on her bed crying and thought to say sorry to pinkie pie on the phone . A few seconds later derpy put the phone down and thought about a better idea.Killing Pinkie Pie
