bronitrix

by seelkrage

chapter 1!

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It started out like any day for Joshua Perez. Just waking up, going to his computer in his small apartment house, and just trolling around with people on the internet.
But today, he got a call from a friend ,Redrick, through skype and was told the most strangest thing ever.

"So, have you heard of the show, my little pony: friendship is magic?" Redrick said. This has caught josh off guard as he has heard of my little pony before "No? What the hell is this one?"
He has seen the old my little pony before and he put an oath to himself that if he sees one whole episode of the previous old my little pony episodes ever, he was gonna to wal-mart, grab the most dangerous gun they had, and aim in his mouth and just pull the trigger without a care in the whole goddamn world!

But coming back to now, Redrick said "Well, this has been a show since two years ago and apparently, the show is so popular, it has a fan-based community of over hundred thousands of fans!" "Let me guess, most of the fan-base is with women?" Josh said with a chuckle "No. Mostly guys that are 18 and over." Redrick said without a single care in his tone "WHAT?! Hold on a minute." Josh said walking away.

he came back with a glass of water and took a sip of it then spat it out "WHAT?! There, that sounded better." Josh said as he wiped his mouth "You know, that skit sounds familiar. But where?" Redrick said as he rubbed his chin "Who cares?! Why the fucking hell would you be watching that kind of show?!" Josh was getting a little mad at Redrick as they were both 18.

"Why the hell would you be apart of a fandom that has grown men like us watch a show about multi colored ponies?!" Josh yelled towards his computer screed "First off, the show is not even that bad. Second off, it has a bunch of references that makes sense since we're the age that make sense, like a doctor who character." Redrick said "There's a doctor who character? Which one?" Josh asked "I think the tenth one?" Redrick said "Oh well! I don't care anymore! But why did you have to watch the damn show in the first place?!" "Why don't you watch a show like it? Don't knock it till you try it." Redrick said "The show was made my the same person who wrote powerpuff girls." Redrick added.

This has caused Josh's eyes grew wide, considering that show is the reason why he loved cartoons so much, then he said a silent swear under his breath "Fine. I'll give the damn show a try." so then after a couple hours of talking to Redrick said "Well, I got to go to sleep. I feel too damn sleepy." "It's only 3:30 pm here, how could you be sleepy?" Josh asked "Here in the uk is 6 hours ahead of your time! Didn't you learn that in school?" "Uh..." The thing about josh is that he mostly has internet smarts

You can tell him anything that is from the internet and tell him what it is, he can guess what it is."so, just watch the show." "what show are you talking about?" Josh asked confused "my little pony, you dipshit!" "oh." redrick then disconnected from the skype call and went to sleep.

"Damn it all to hell, that mother fucking son of a..." he continued with his swear streak as he went to his living room and went to turn on his xbox as he was going to his netflix account to see the show "...That uk son of a bitch pony loving mother FU-!" But he stopped dead in his swearing streak as he has heard the magical lyrics of the theme song "This is gonna kill me."

9 hours later...

Josh was just lying on his couch watching the tv screen, being mesmerized by the show and every action that the ponies were doing "Damn, this is one hell of a show." He said to himself. He then looked at the time to it was 12:30 am "Oh shit, it's late." Josh said to himself then turned off his xbox and went to his computer that was in his room "I wonder how the community of mlp is?" He said and then went to deviantart and started to type down my little pony: friendship is magic.

The only problem from doing this is how he had an account and it was turned on to allow him to see mature art, but he didn't seem to mind as he was scrolling through as he was seeing stuff like anthro ponies and tumblr ponies.

He then something that said 'My little pony creator' he clicked it to see what it was and realized it was something that allowed him to make his own my little pony character "Alright." He said to himself then started leaning back on his chair rubbing his chin, mimicking the challenge accepted meme "Challenge accepted."

10 minutes later...

"Well, it took 10 minutes, but i finally did it!" He said looking at the cartoon pony he made. It was a male colt that had a brown fur, has no buff or fatness or anything else added to his body unless counting the clothing on his body, which was a silver vest with green sweatbands around his back legs and three on his front legs EXCEPT, for his front left one, at least, the bottom part of it. It was a watch, which he added. Why? How the hell should i know? He then looked at the time on his laptop and saw what time it was.

"WELL! TIME TO SLE-!" But then he slammed his head onto the keyboard as he has fallen asleep, but then he started he started to drool, causing him to get shocked by the laptop and then his monitor was getting as the character he made was actually moving "There is no way in hell that you are dying on me!"

Then the brown colt started to reach his hooves out the screen and started to push Joshua away, but then the computer monitor was about to explode, so the brown pony started to pull his hooves back in, losing a sweatband in the real world in the process of getting back into the computer "Ah hell."

Was what the pony said before the laptop's screen exploded as Joshua hit his head on the floor. "I deserve a fucking medal for being in this shit in the first place." is what joshua then said before he went knocked out cold.


Author's Note

this is the first chapter... thought i let you know. anyway's, here's how it works. i will be doing any parts that involve humans, while my buddy will be doing the pony parts (which is alot, but not too much.) got it? good. see ya'll

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